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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/sullizak
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: CoD, WoW, Minecraft
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Interests: Badminton, Guitar, Anime, Gaming, MMORPGs
Date Signed Up:5/01/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:England
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I was born and currently reside in England. My appearance is Caucasian and skinny with rather long, dark hair and blue eyes. I am currently studying Physics, Maths and Chemistry at A-level. I enjoy long walks on the virtual beach of the internet.

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#16 - Black tea also contains caffeine, although not as much as coffee. 07/13/2013 on Can't we all get along 0
#7 - Also, as far as I can tell, no one hates Dragonball Z. The o…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Shonen Compared 0
User avatar #16 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
And how many 30 year olds have you asked about their tastes? 40 year olds? 50?
At 18 you live in a very narrow world. Don't think that because it's broader than when you were 15 that its scope is in any way exhaustive.

DBZ takes Disney-tier violence to the next level by actually having contact and some sort of consequence. The problem is that that is only "amazing" if all you know is Disney. When you get older and are now exposed to violence in a social/psychological context (where it gets its meaning), you just can't go back anymore. DBZ is, "Dumbfuck and his cheerleading squad fight purely invented villains." 300 episodes of filler -- even the fights are 99% filler.

Violence is the final means to resolve a conflict. In adult entertainment, the conflict (story) is the point and the violence is merely a plot element. But in DBZ the enemies are created for no reason but to generate a fight. The violence is the only point. So you have completely scripted violence with no meaning after. The enemies had no logical place in the universe, no path, they're just there, and only there to be overcome by Goku. And Goku isn't real -- he's a brainless faggot who would never be able to make it in society. He's only there to be the clueless idealist to fight the bad guys.

It is banal and tedious.
#453 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
No one will ever take your seriously with that username
User avatar #455 - kuchikirukia (07/14/2013) [-]
>anon replying to >24 hour DBZ content.
Give it up, drawmypenis.
#242 - sidnineonefourtwo (07/13/2013) [-]
"Disney -tier violence." My sides!
#292 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
How cute. And boring.
#355 - hewhoepicfails (07/13/2013) [-]
Dude, if you're going to put a picture to prove that there are more violent and gory scenes in different anime, then at least go for something violent. That way I can enjoy masturbating to it.
User avatar #367 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
You missed the point.
#368 - hewhoepicfails (07/13/2013) [-]
Then I shall get on point, baby man.
#296 - sidnineonefourtwo (07/13/2013) [-]
Aww it's so cute.
User avatar #173 - srapture (07/13/2013) [-]
First off, you can seriously go and fuck yourself for all the "You haven't obtained the grand wisdom that I have in your puny years, child!!!" condescension.
Secondly, Dragonball Z is supposed to be simple. A guy with magic powers getting beat down and fighting his way back is something that people of all ages can enjoy.
Also, you say that DBZ's enemies were "created for no reason to generate a fight". You could say that about any fucking villain in anything, for example, "Bane was created for no reason but to fight Batman.".
User avatar #181 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
Sorry, but the bad guys in Batman actually have stories.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bane_(comics)
User avatar #200 - srapture (07/13/2013) [-]
As does Dragonball Z. Frieza was a galactic emperor would ruled over many planets and was going to planet Namek to invade and take over that planet as well, but Goku and the gang step in to stop him. It's not all that complex, but it's still a story. It isn't just "Muhahahaha! I am evil and will kill you all! Die!" as you seem to think.
User avatar #413 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
That's a position, not a story. Story would be how he got there; why he wanted the position. Instead we have, "I am a bad guy and I head the bad guys."
Seriously, the Rowdieruff Boys from the Powerpuff Girls have more of a backstory than that, and they were in, what, two episodes?
User avatar #421 - srapture (07/14/2013) [-]
You don't have to trace a characters ancestry back to the point of the big bang for it to be part of a story. Also, I believe Frieza was acting as galactic emperor to follow in the footsteps of his father, King Cold.
#33 - dbzdbz (07/13/2013) [-]
Bitching about Dragon Ball Z not dealing with social/psychological context is stupid. Why? Because it's a gag action action comic made for kids. Expecting adult complexity in something like DBZ is laughably moronic.

Dragon Ball Z isn't complex, but it wasn't supposed to be. It's like a roller coaster. You let it take you through all of it's twists and turns without having a care in the world.

Complaining about action being the first resort? In an action series? Yeah, seems legit.

You still believe that the enemies were there just for a fight? All of the main villains, excluding maybe Buu, had reasons behind their motives, and didn't just fight Goku for no reason whatsoever. Meaningless? The fight between Goku and Frieza meant avenging the Saiyan race and all of the other people Frieza killed. The fight with Cell meant deciding the fate of the Earth.

"He's only there to be the clueless idealist to fight the bad guys."? .......And Ichigo isn't? Regardless, Goku is still a likable character, unlike Mr. Bland Ichigo. He's not supposed to be a realistic character.

You are one of the most hypocritical people I have ever seen. Bleach resorts to violence first, but it's perfectly okay when it does it. Bleach has terrible amounts of filler, but it's okay when it does it. Bleach is just as shallow as DBZ is, but it's okay when it does it. This is your way of thinking, and it's pretty stupid.
User avatar #42 - kuchikirukia (07/13/2013) [-]
>drawmypenis
>didn't read
#45 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Nice argument.
#8 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, by claiming that nobody hates DBZ, you're bound to get several replies from both anons and users alike expressing hatred for DBZ.
#9 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
You mean comments from the one user that has multiple accounts and likes to sit in DBZ content saying shit as an anon.
#6 - I love all of Bleach, all of Naruto, and was never much of a f… 07/13/2013 on Shonen Compared 0
#65 - FMA hardly fits into the same categories as Naruto and Bleach.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on mfw naruto filler is done +1
User avatar #74 - leotjynx (07/13/2013) [-]
It's still what I like to call an "Introductory Anime" in that its something a lot of people watch as their first anime. Whereas it's not the absolute best anime out there, it's a good way for people to get into anime.
#8 - I've never understood this. I think it looks ******* … 07/12/2013 on New Ikea Brush 0
#7 - It looks a lot like my white 3GS. If it is, it doesn't have a … 07/12/2013 on New Ikea Brush 0
#93 - Of course. Everyone views men that pursue careers as chauvinists... 07/12/2013 on Sexism +8
#44 - ALOOOMINUM!... Yeah, it is a little silly. 07/12/2013 on Tumblr +3
#38 - I have it. There isn't really any difference. I just breathe w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Time For Super Smash Bros 0
User avatar #48 - mookiez (07/12/2013) [-]
Wait, I thought the the only way to breath is with your diaphragm? Because that is what id do.
#29 - Spoiler alert, man. I'm only half way through season 3. I trie… 07/12/2013 on Women People 0
#44 - That's a damn fine line you got there, man. Mine's pretty much… 07/12/2013 on Favorite Anime +1
#23 - Damn, I did not think that comment through, did I? What I mean… 07/11/2013 on dont judge :( +1
#192 - There's nothing wrong with people being passionate about what …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Fausty +1
User avatar #198 - djequalizee (07/11/2013) [-]
Never said posting pictures of ponies on FJ counted in that category. I'm talking about people who think they're better than you because they watch my little pony, and keep pestering you to watch it and say it's good or whatever. I don't have much of a problem with my little pony of FJ. If you don't like it, just scroll past it.
#17 - How do the muscles not bother you? I think it's *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on weird part of youtube again 0
#21 - teranin (07/11/2013) [-]
I dunno they just... don't.
#9 - If you wear things that just don't make sense for whatever rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on dont judge :( +2
User avatar #15 - randomserb (07/11/2013) [-]
What sense does any cosmetic apparel make? Why would you wear earrings, for example? Why would you wear wristbands?
Why not just wear uncoloured shirts and track pants, considering they only serve a practical purpose and don't implement such arbitrary and nonsensical things as colour and design?
User avatar #23 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
Damn, I did not think that comment through, did I? What I meant to say was "I hate people who wear lens-less glasses and fitted caps. Fuck those guys.".
#35 - There's always someone. Like the people who say "There's … 07/11/2013 on SCIENCE +2
#14 - It really is exactly like that 07/11/2013 on Slurp +2
#28 - You're right! 07/11/2013 on The Debate Continues 0
#25 - Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that. I walk to the toil…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Debate Continues 0
User avatar #26 - threadz (07/11/2013) [-]
but you can pull downwards to remove toilet paper from the roll
#28 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
You're right!
#15 - There is no toilet paper debate. There are the people who know…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on The Debate Continues 0
#19 - threadz (07/11/2013) [-]
What about sideways?
User avatar #25 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that. I walk to the toilet in my quilt-robe at night when it's cold, and use my forehead to hold the roll while I pull sheets off because I only have one hand free, so that wouldn't be perfect for me.
User avatar #26 - threadz (07/11/2013) [-]
but you can pull downwards to remove toilet paper from the roll
#28 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
You're right!
#25 - That's what made her a girl. That's not what I was asking.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Traps 0
#34 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Mabye eat more fruit and veg
#16 - Dubbed in German? Is that common? As far as I know, that's alm… 07/11/2013 on Anime site 0
#46 - Guilty Crown is one of my favourite anime ever. I agree with y… 07/11/2013 on To all Anime and Manga fans 0
#10 - What text could they possibly send back in time to make that happen?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Traps +4
User avatar #15 - deescalation (07/11/2013) [-]
They sent a message to her mom to eat more vegetables during pregnancy or something like that
User avatar #25 - srapture (07/11/2013) [-]
That's what made her a girl. That's not what I was asking.
#34 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Mabye eat more fruit and veg
User avatar #11 - whycanticaps (07/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea!
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#98 to #97 - professormeatwad (07/26/2013) [-]
Ye-huh!
Ye-huh!
User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hai c:
User avatar #70 to #69 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
And a Japanese "yes" to you as well, sir/madam.
User avatar #95 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Then comment down here. c:
User avatar #72 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You alive?
User avatar #74 to #72 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
As far as I'm aware.
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hah, smart.
但是, 你不知道我跟你说什么。
Hue.

Anyways, how are you today, sir?

Guessing on the gender...
User avatar #73 to #71 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Did you just reply with Chinese?
Also, I am quite well. And you?
Guessing, eh? I'd like my profile to be revealed more to people so they don't need to guess. I assumed it was like that by default. I'll have to look into it.
User avatar #75 to #73 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes. I am half chinese, ergo, I know the lingo. c:
And I'm okay. Ill. My dad left about 3-4 hours ago and has been drinking at the pub. :c Oh well. I'm lonely, and need someone to talk to on skype, or something.
User avatar #76 to #75 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
That's quite a jump for a sudden chat with a stranger, isn't it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Not really. Not like I gave out the entirety of everything. You don't know what country I live in, or what gender I am. Or anything.
User avatar #79 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, it appears you have presented yourself as both genders.
User avatar #81 to #79 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Aha, I'm a cheeky one~
User avatar #78 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I know you're male, from a short scan of your recent comments. I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to find a few more hints.
User avatar #80 to #78 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
.... Okay.
Anyway
I'm curious, do you have a skype?
User avatar #82 to #80 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I do indeed have a Skype account, although I've never installed the software on this computer.
User avatar #83 to #82 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You should. c:
User avatar #84 to #83 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
It's not really my kind of thing. When sending text in a way like this, I'm free to pause, to delete words I've decided against, and to really think about what I'm saying before it is said. When on a video or even regular call, one is much more exposed and much more on the spot.
User avatar #85 to #84 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I realise the issue, however, I much prefer having the instant messaging which it contains. c:
User avatar #86 to #85 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I always found Skype's instant messaging to have quite an unappealing layout. It's really only intended for a bit of text underneath the video calls. As for my instant messaging, there was a time when I would always use MSN. Now I just use Facebook. It's a bit more limiting, given that one has to be careful when accepting a friend to allow chat, but it saves me cluttering my computer with 1 more program.
User avatar #87 to #86 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Fair enough, if that is your opinion. I would normally use facebook, but whenever I'm in certain countries, facebook is blocked, ergo, I am unable to use it. Skype on the other hand is available in every country. c: So I just use it more often.
User avatar #88 to #87 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Those don't sound like countries I would like to visit.
User avatar #89 to #88 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Just a little bit of communism.
I live in China, and I'll be moving back to England next year.
Soo......yeah.
User avatar #90 to #89 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a fair amount of travelling for a 15-year-old. How exactly did your parents meet when their lands are so far apart?
User avatar #91 to #90 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't be a creeper. >3>
Uhm, My mum moved to England when she was 17, and met my dad. They got married, blah blah blah, got a divorce, blah blah blah. You get the idea.
User avatar #94 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Fun. There's no more space for comments down there.
User avatar #92 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
So their flame burned brightly but briefly. Your mum the moved back to China?
User avatar #93 to #92 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they got divorced in china. Dad and sister moved back about 5 years ago, I've been in china with my mum. I'm currently at England with my sister, and dad. c:
#59 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Now to stalk you for more chances to use photoshop.
#60 to #59 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
#61 to #60 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you will slip up, and then...I will be there, WAITING.
#63 to #62 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
User avatar #64 to #63 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, 5:45pm certainly is an early time to sleep. (It's totally the same time everywhere.)
Goodniiight.
User avatar #65 to #64 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
12:44 pm: cuz 'Murica here. Work 3rd shift so haven't slept yesterday lol
#66 to #65 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
User avatar #67 to #66 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Ah, secondary school still?
User avatar #68 to #67 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, it was technically in the same building, but it would often have it's own separate college. A-levels.
#43 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Hello there, how are you?
Um I was wondering, did you draw your profile picture yourself? :)
User avatar #44 to #43 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Nope, but it's nice to hear people assume that i did :D lol
User avatar #45 to #44 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahhh fair enough, well it's good :)
User avatar #46 to #45 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, i like your Vivi :P
User avatar #47 to #46 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahh thanks, truth be told I suck at FF :P but I have a soft spot for the games
User avatar #48 to #47 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Indeed!
#40 - quincyadam (08/29/2012) [-]
hello friend
User avatar #37 - nightroller (08/20/2012) [-]
You are a pretty good guy!
#36 - srapture (06/06/2012) [-]
Thank you for all your kind words
User avatar #35 - mikesike (06/06/2012) [-]
this man is a pretty cool guy!
User avatar #34 - silasdg (06/06/2012) [-]
pretty cool guy right here
#33 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You sound like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #32 - Aspirin (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude, mate
#31 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
I hears some things and yous a cool guy i says to myself in the bedtimes
#30 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #29 - nevrit (06/06/2012) [-]
You know what? You're pretty cool.
#28 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
never forget....that your cool rating is at a high...your a pretty cool guy
User avatar #27 - bakawaka (06/06/2012) [-]
you bro.... you are one cool dude :)
#26 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
HEY YOU, you're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #24 - thatguyblaze (06/06/2012) [-]
guy let me tell you something, you're a pretty cool guy
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