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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/sullizak
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Video Games Played: CoD, WoW, Minecraft
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Interests: Badminton, Guitar, Anime, Gaming, MMORPGs
Date Signed Up:5/01/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:England
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I was born and currently reside in England. My appearance is Caucasian and skinny with rather long, dark hair and blue eyes. I am currently studying Physics, Maths and Chemistry at A-level. I enjoy long walks on the virtual beach of the internet.

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#385 - biebergotswaq (11/26/2014) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #311 - princessren (09/24/2014) [-]
cis is the opposite of trans
like homosexuality is opposite of heterosexuality
why is everyone up in arms about a legit word/phrase or whatever because you could just say normal, but then ignore that you could also just say normal to being straight or hetero. I understand tumblr people like to abuse it and whatever but words exist for a reason
User avatar #285 - iamthepapercut (09/24/2014) [-]
I want to start off by saying that just labeling it "trans" is covering a fuckhuge spectrum of people, anything from vegisexual otherkin pyrofoxes to MtF transexuals. All of this is confused more by transgenderism basically becoming a fad recently. It's also by no means "new," this stuff has been around for centuries. In fact there are a lot of cultures in which third genders were and are commonplace. Hell, even the native americans had a word for it. However, I would bet that the guy you're talking about falls under the fad category and is just an idiot.

Anyway, as far as all of the different transgender categories are concerned, I personally believe a lot of them to be arbitrarily defined bullshit. Transsexualism, however, has legitimate neurological roots, similar to those which determine sexuality. The jury's still out on whether it's a disorder because of its relation to gender dysphoria. Just as homosexuality was considered a mental disorder a few decades ago, it is very possible that the psychological discomfort many transsexual people go through is caused entirely by social pressures instead of being innate to them.

At any rate it's not as simple as guys wanting to wear lipstick.
User avatar #297 - itembox (09/24/2014) [-]
"fuckhuge spectrum of people"
Same thing with calling someone straight, you could categorize people to the end of time, but the fact is the amount of trans people is less than a percent of the population. Hell, even gays are less than 2%. So "trans" getting a title at all should be acceptable enough for recognition, asking for anything more specific is just being a whinny little man -bitch.
User avatar #359 - iamthepapercut (09/24/2014) [-]
Being transgender doesn't have to do with sexual orientation
User avatar #245 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Cis priviledge is a thing because (I am cis, foreword) trans people have to deal with a LOT of shit. From personal struggles, to weird almost-but-not-quite discrimination such as not being allowed to buy dresses and then down right hatred and bigotry from strangers.

Cis men don't have a personality crisis when they can't use the urinals, cis women don't cry in the changing rooms when they're trying out a new foundation and you can see the stubble on their face.
User avatar #289 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Cis privilege ISN'T a thing. Everyone has different trials in their life. Trans people's happens to be the ones you mentioned. That doesn't make trans people special or stronger than normal people. They have different issues. Doesn't make them special.
User avatar #331 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
I didn't say it made them special. The thing is, yes, everyone has different trials in their life but just because trans people suffer these trials doesn't mean they only suffer these trials. They suffer from debt, they suffer from anxiety, they suffer from heartbreak that everyone else suffers from. And then on top of that they suffer from a whole range of problems unique to them.
User avatar #341 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Wasn't debating that. What I was debating what the existence of "Cis privilege", which does not exist.
User avatar #342 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes it does. God damn. Do you know anyone who is was or might be transexual or transgender? Or are you just talking arrogantly out of your ass about a topic that you know nothing about?
User avatar #344 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I grew up in the gay community, with my father DJing at gay bars, on the fucking LGBT parade float EVERY YEAR with transvestites and transexuals coming to my fucking birthday parties, so fucking believe me, I know absolute LOADS of them, except they aren't whiny pussies who complain about how "hard" life is and how "privileged" everyone else is. Calling something "cis privilege" implies that life is sooo much harder for you than everyone else, and everyone else has it easy because they don't have "your" issues.
User avatar #347 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Most transexuals don't WANT to be priviledged they WANT to be normal, but that's exactly why cis priviledge exists.
User avatar #350 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool, so I'm lucky I was born the way I am, and am privileged just because I happen to enjoy my gender and sexuality (last one pending)? Do you know how twatty that sounds? "Privilege" in itself it a fucking twatty word. The transexuals that I know are proud as hell of what they are and wouldn't want it any other way. It sets them apart from the norm and they're happy with that. They don't spend time moping around wishing they were cis. They spend it getting their fucking party on.
User avatar #351 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Because it's not 'minor social bonus' privilege it's 'lifestyle change' privilege. White people privilege not getting judged by a majority of people for being a nerd or a thief or whatever stereotype you'd like. Black privilege is benefitting from diversity programs, larger government support, etc. They are HUGE differences. And yes, again, just because some brats on the internet use it as a reason to act like downright cunts to anyone who doesn't fit their 'outcast' stencil doesn't mean that's how the word is used or what it represents.

Referring back to my friend, he is very proud of himself (as am I) for committing to being himself. But he doesn't go around wearing a transexual flag on his back. He just wants to be a guy, he wants to use male toilets, he wants to not bleed monthly, he wants a mustache. Something as infernally annoying for a typical bloke - lets say accidentally sitting on your own balls - he DREAMS about being able to do that. He PRAYS for it. That's privilege.

Just like first world privilege, we're SO LUCKY to be living in such a wealthy and plentiful climate that we are building multiple stadiums on top of our food waste, someone in another country might run over to a bruised and browning apple and thank their gods or luck that they found it, where we would throw it away because it's not fresh enough for us. We are privileged in that way. That does not mean we aren't allowed to be sad, nor does it mean people in less fortunate situations are never happy.
User avatar #352 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying, and what you're trying to convey, but the problem is that's not privilege. That's excessively unfortunate that they feel that way, but it doesn't make everyone else lucky. It makes them unlucky.
User avatar #346 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. Just because you're only experience with cis priviledge is bratty special snowflakes on the internet with 4.5 piercings doesn't mean that's what it is. That's like saying feminist is only feminazis and doesn't exist in any other form. I know several transexuals, one is my best frend and I know all of the struggles he goes through. So don't tell me I/we are not priviledged for not having to go through what he does.
User avatar #348 - thecharliesheen (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm not saying their struggle isn't real. However, calling something else a privilege is not only fucking implying that they aren't proud of what they are (fe: you're so privileged to be cis, it's so hard being me), but it also trivializes everyone else's issues. What about white privilege, black privilege, male privilege, people-not-allergic-to-cat privilege, people don't sneeze when they look at the sun privilege. people who are naturally good at video games privilege, big booty bitch privilege, naturally thin privilege, people who look older than they are privilege, Mark Hamill privilege, looking a little like Robert Downey Jr just enough to get you pussy privilege?

See how fucking ridiculous those get? EVERYONE on this motherfucking planet has "privilege", so therefore, no one does. We all have different trials, but I prefer not to trivialize other people's pain by calling it "privilege".
User avatar #249 - Crusader (09/24/2014) [-]
I know some pretty hairy women.
User avatar #250 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
I know one woman with a mustache and I'm certain there's been at least a handful of comfortably cis males who've gotten pissed off cause they couldn't buy a dress, but generally speaking.
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User avatar #242 - TwiztidNinja (09/24/2014) [-]
Pretty sure no one ever told that kid why all the other kids are picking on him.
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User avatar #223 - toensix (06/17/2014) [-]
>Implying that evwen without religion humanity wan't find another stupid reason to do stupid irrational shit.
User avatar #147 - harshy (06/17/2014) [-]
nigger that shit was written long ago, you're acting like they knew of today's technology back then
im sure if halal meat and its instructions were written today they would incorporate today's technology (as swords were the technology back then)
its never okay to unjustly bash religion for no reason you imbecile
User avatar #293 - srapture (06/24/2014) [-]
It's not for no reason. Sure, the animals will be killed either way, but it's still cruel to make them suffer so much unnecessary, and with growing Muslim populations in the UK (which I am definitely not saying is a bad thing), I'm seeing the halal symbol more and more, meaning even more animals will be killed in this cruel way due to the reasoning of "Non-Muslims can eat halal, Muslims can't eat non-halal. Therefore, it makes sense that everything is halal". I've noticed this with chicken especially.
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Well I searched for a good two days and the only thing I found was Adapt Sound so
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User avatar #141 - hydraetis (06/13/2014) [-]
To me, if it doesn't have an eq then it's worthless. Android's only apparent sound equalizing thing outside of just buying a better app is Adapt Sound, which as I said is shit in comparison to even only having access to eq presets. And I don't use data, so the cloud thing is useless to me, plus apple already has the same thing (I know people with iPhones who use the cloud streaming for their music).
User avatar #142 - srapture (06/15/2014) [-]
Android does have equaliser presets. It doesn't have the pointless number of them that iPhones have where they have Jazz, Pop, Rap, etc. Those are stupid. You either want more bass, more treble, etc.
User avatar #143 - hydraetis (06/15/2014) [-]
Well I searched for a good two days and the only thing I found was Adapt Sound so

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#98 to #97 - professormeatwad (07/26/2013) [-]
Ye-huh!
Ye-huh!
User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hai c:
User avatar #70 to #69 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
And a Japanese "yes" to you as well, sir/madam.
User avatar #95 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Then comment down here. c:
User avatar #72 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You alive?
User avatar #74 to #72 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
As far as I'm aware.
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hah, smart.
但是, 你不知道我跟你说什么。
Hue.

Anyways, how are you today, sir?

Guessing on the gender...
User avatar #73 to #71 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Did you just reply with Chinese?
Also, I am quite well. And you?
Guessing, eh? I'd like my profile to be revealed more to people so they don't need to guess. I assumed it was like that by default. I'll have to look into it.
User avatar #75 to #73 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes. I am half chinese, ergo, I know the lingo. c:
And I'm okay. Ill. My dad left about 3-4 hours ago and has been drinking at the pub. :c Oh well. I'm lonely, and need someone to talk to on skype, or something.
User avatar #76 to #75 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
That's quite a jump for a sudden chat with a stranger, isn't it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Not really. Not like I gave out the entirety of everything. You don't know what country I live in, or what gender I am. Or anything.
User avatar #79 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, it appears you have presented yourself as both genders.
User avatar #81 to #79 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Aha, I'm a cheeky one~
User avatar #78 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I know you're male, from a short scan of your recent comments. I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to find a few more hints.
User avatar #80 to #78 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
.... Okay.
Anyway
I'm curious, do you have a skype?
User avatar #82 to #80 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I do indeed have a Skype account, although I've never installed the software on this computer.
User avatar #83 to #82 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You should. c:
User avatar #84 to #83 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
It's not really my kind of thing. When sending text in a way like this, I'm free to pause, to delete words I've decided against, and to really think about what I'm saying before it is said. When on a video or even regular call, one is much more exposed and much more on the spot.
User avatar #85 to #84 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I realise the issue, however, I much prefer having the instant messaging which it contains. c:
User avatar #86 to #85 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I always found Skype's instant messaging to have quite an unappealing layout. It's really only intended for a bit of text underneath the video calls. As for my instant messaging, there was a time when I would always use MSN. Now I just use Facebook. It's a bit more limiting, given that one has to be careful when accepting a friend to allow chat, but it saves me cluttering my computer with 1 more program.
User avatar #87 to #86 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Fair enough, if that is your opinion. I would normally use facebook, but whenever I'm in certain countries, facebook is blocked, ergo, I am unable to use it. Skype on the other hand is available in every country. c: So I just use it more often.
User avatar #88 to #87 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Those don't sound like countries I would like to visit.
User avatar #89 to #88 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Just a little bit of communism.
I live in China, and I'll be moving back to England next year.
Soo......yeah.
User avatar #90 to #89 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a fair amount of travelling for a 15-year-old. How exactly did your parents meet when their lands are so far apart?
User avatar #91 to #90 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't be a creeper. >3>
Uhm, My mum moved to England when she was 17, and met my dad. They got married, blah blah blah, got a divorce, blah blah blah. You get the idea.
User avatar #94 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Fun. There's no more space for comments down there.
User avatar #92 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
So their flame burned brightly but briefly. Your mum the moved back to China?
User avatar #93 to #92 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they got divorced in china. Dad and sister moved back about 5 years ago, I've been in china with my mum. I'm currently at England with my sister, and dad. c:
#59 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Now to stalk you for more chances to use photoshop.
#60 to #59 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
#61 to #60 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you will slip up, and then...I will be there, WAITING.
#63 to #62 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
User avatar #64 to #63 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, 5:45pm certainly is an early time to sleep. (It's totally the same time everywhere.)
Goodniiight.
User avatar #65 to #64 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
12:44 pm: cuz 'Murica here. Work 3rd shift so haven't slept yesterday lol
#66 to #65 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
User avatar #67 to #66 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Ah, secondary school still?
User avatar #68 to #67 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, it was technically in the same building, but it would often have it's own separate college. A-levels.
#43 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Hello there, how are you?
Um I was wondering, did you draw your profile picture yourself? :)
User avatar #44 to #43 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Nope, but it's nice to hear people assume that i did :D lol
User avatar #45 to #44 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahhh fair enough, well it's good :)
User avatar #46 to #45 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, i like your Vivi :P
User avatar #47 to #46 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahh thanks, truth be told I suck at FF :P but I have a soft spot for the games
User avatar #48 to #47 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Indeed!
#40 - quincyadam (08/29/2012) [-]
hello friend
User avatar #37 - nightroller ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
You are a pretty good guy!
#36 - srapture (06/06/2012) [-]
Thank you for all your kind words
User avatar #35 - mikesike ONLINE (06/06/2012) [-]
this man is a pretty cool guy!
User avatar #34 - silasdg (06/06/2012) [-]
pretty cool guy right here
#33 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You sound like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #32 - Aspirin (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude, mate
#31 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
I hears some things and yous a cool guy i says to myself in the bedtimes
#30 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #29 - nevrit (06/06/2012) [-]
You know what? You're pretty cool.
#28 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
never forget....that your cool rating is at a high...your a pretty cool guy
User avatar #27 - bakawaka ONLINE (06/06/2012) [-]
you bro.... you are one cool dude :)
#26 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
HEY YOU, you're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #24 - thatguyblaze ONLINE (06/06/2012) [-]
guy let me tell you something, you're a pretty cool guy
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