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squirrlesareevil

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
Last Login:5/10/2011
Location:manhattan beach CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 108 total,  220 ,  112
Comment Thumbs: 137 total,  179 ,  42
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 87 Comments: Srs Business → Level 88 Comments: Srs Business
Subscribers:0
Content Views:17308
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:117
FJ Points:240
Favorite Tags: Rape (3) | Butt (2) | i (2) | is (2)
im wierd and i probbly fail

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#2 - dude i try to look at the picture of the legos or whatever but…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on Distracting Backround 0
User avatar #3 - lostbuffalo (04/12/2011) [-]
Warhammer 40k.
#1 - wow..i thought my friends where stupid..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on facebook fail 0
#2 - theballsofchrist (04/12/2011) [-]
Or so you thought
#4 - (sorry for double posting i forgot to say this) i broke my wri… 04/12/2011 on Masterbation 0
#3 - thanks!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on Masterbation 0
User avatar #4 - squirrlesareevil (04/12/2011) [-]
(sorry for double posting i forgot to say this) i broke my wrist last week and now ima fappin with my left... WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP SLIPPING OFF!
#211 - thanks man... dad just walked out.. mom lost her job last week…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2011 on My journey +16
#217 - wincruiser (04/11/2011) [-]
You know everyone screams the internet is a bad place, with all the racism, sexist and cruel jokes.

But behind all of those jokes, there's abounding kindness.

Homeless Golden Radio Voice guy as an example. Someone recorded him -put him on the internet- Now he's got a job on radio, a home and he's patching things up with his family now that he's clean.

The thing with the internet is - We're too kind. We make hateful comments because of it. The hate is a face.
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
eh, everyone has a darker side of them. but it's keeping that dark side down to let the light shine through that define's people as amazing :)

and i can tell you right now...YOU are one of those people, weither you know it or not :D
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
don't worry dude, mine did too and i know it can be hard. but i turned out fine...ish :P and i know you will too :)

she'll get another one, and if worse comes to worse there is always welfare and foodbank and things. you'll get through it, dude. i know you will :)

maybe you should run away with them. just go on a self-adventure type thing. grow, mature, learn. it's the only way to go through life happy

and don't worry about the last one, either. if your love is true, you will see eachother again, i KNOW it. and if it doesn't work out...then there will always be someone else who will :) (over 7 billion people in the world dude. and i KNOW one of them is just right for you)

have hope, buddy. we're all here for you :)
#203 - dude.. i was seriously this close to killing myself and i was …  [+] (22 new replies) 04/11/2011 on My journey +34
#229 - anon (04/11/2011) [-]
THIS is beautiful!
User avatar #230 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
all life is. even you :D
#223 - theycallmecrazy (04/11/2011) [-]
We got your back, man. Your not alone.
User avatar #224 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
no one is alone on funnyjunk :)
#225 - theycallmecrazy (04/11/2011) [-]
Far from it.
User avatar #237 - hyperdai (04/11/2011) [-]
funnyjunk is family.
User avatar #240 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
funnyjunk is home :D

i love every single one of you guys :P
User avatar #205 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
dude, you may not believe me but i'm gonna tell you anyways

it gets better.

i don't know why you were going to, but i can tell you that you shouldn't. you are a great, wonderful, and awesome person who deserves every good thing that life gives you. sometimes bad shit happens, but you just gotta role with the punches and get through. because your worth it, and no one deserves to feel alone

and even when it seems like things are hopeless, or they won't get better....just turn to funnyjunk, man. we'll be your home :)

i love you
User avatar #211 - squirrlesareevil (04/11/2011) [-]
thanks man... dad just walked out.. mom lost her job last week one of my best friends is planning on running away and my girlfriends mom wont let me see her anymore
#217 - wincruiser (04/11/2011) [-]
You know everyone screams the internet is a bad place, with all the racism, sexist and cruel jokes.

But behind all of those jokes, there's abounding kindness.

Homeless Golden Radio Voice guy as an example. Someone recorded him -put him on the internet- Now he's got a job on radio, a home and he's patching things up with his family now that he's clean.

The thing with the internet is - We're too kind. We make hateful comments because of it. The hate is a face.
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
eh, everyone has a darker side of them. but it's keeping that dark side down to let the light shine through that define's people as amazing :)

and i can tell you right now...YOU are one of those people, weither you know it or not :D
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
don't worry dude, mine did too and i know it can be hard. but i turned out fine...ish :P and i know you will too :)

she'll get another one, and if worse comes to worse there is always welfare and foodbank and things. you'll get through it, dude. i know you will :)

maybe you should run away with them. just go on a self-adventure type thing. grow, mature, learn. it's the only way to go through life happy

and don't worry about the last one, either. if your love is true, you will see eachother again, i KNOW it. and if it doesn't work out...then there will always be someone else who will :) (over 7 billion people in the world dude. and i KNOW one of them is just right for you)

have hope, buddy. we're all here for you :)
#204 - Giachianeo (04/11/2011) [-]
We're all fucking here man

We gotcho back
#227 - theycallmecrazy (04/11/2011) [-]
Hell yes.
User avatar #206 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
fuck yes we do
#210 - Giachianeo (04/11/2011) [-]
So bro

Did you just get random as shit inspiration

Because, frankly, this is some good stuff
#214 - Giachianeo (04/11/2011) [-]
Man, I feel the exact same way, to the word

I sit here and laugh pretty much all day

If I get bored, I'll just talk with people in the comments

Keep being kickass, captainfuckitall!
User avatar #251 - pharoahemonch (04/11/2011) [-]
First thing you do when you get home (pretty much any time - after school, work, night out) - Turn on computer, log in to FJ, check out profile/thumbs, then front page, then newest uploads for hours. Amirite? :)
User avatar #253 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
haha, fuck yes. i mostly go for the newer stuff, myself. it's nice being able to make a badass comment knowing someone isn't gonna come up and say "I WAS GONNA SAY THAT" :P

still, everyone deserves a thumb for their work, and so i give a thumb to you :) (my only regret is that i can't give you more, friend)
User avatar #213 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
nah man, i just really love this site. and this is the one place i can always turn too to have a good laugh and good conversation

i just want others to feel the same way
#215 - Giachianeo (04/11/2011) [-]
Read my reply to my comment, as I derped
User avatar #218 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
haha, tis cool, bro. i know how you feel and i hope you'll always think of funnyjunk that way :D

keep being awesome, Giachianeo, cause everyone knows you are
#334 - **squirrlesareevil rolls 350,086,843** hello, welcome to the … 04/10/2011 on How tough am I? -5
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User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/11/2011) [-]
totally agree with your name, dude

i remember me and my brother going camping and he pissed on a tree, and a squirrel came out and threw nuts at him :P
#6 - squirrlesareevil (03/28/2011) [-]
i think i got one..
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