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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:England
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#484 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +1
#18 - Why do they not keep them like that, it looks awesome. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on MRI machine without the cover 0
User avatar #52 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
It looks fucking creepy, also people would be able to break it, and dust would get inside
User avatar #47 - gragasvlad (06/29/2014) [-]
Bacon man was going to be an awesome movie... to bad peta managed to stop them from producing it.
User avatar #26 - lukewarmpigeon (06/29/2014) [-]
because its difficult to clean and it probably wouldn't be a good thing to have someone freak out when doctors try to use it on them
#107 - And all jokes revolve around you. 06/24/2014 on I dont get it +15
#147 - Bitch please this is britain, no one cares about parental cons…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Smooth +1
#150 - fjpony (06/24/2014) [-]
If only the age of consent was 11, then I'd have fun
without getting banged up
#142 - The sun. An English paper England age of consent: 16 …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Smooth 0
#144 - fjpony (06/24/2014) [-]
The age of consent is only 16 provided the other is 16 or 17
Lets not forget the fact that if you are under 18 in Britain you have to have parental consent to fuck.
User avatar #147 - squiresparkle (06/24/2014) [-]
Bitch please this is britain, no one cares about parental consent

also I a side note not completely unrelated TECHNICALLY the drinking age is 5
#150 - fjpony (06/24/2014) [-]
If only the age of consent was 11, then I'd have fun
without getting banged up
#91 - I cannot close my front door without both holding and looking … 06/23/2014 on A lot of people is like this 0
#6 - Related 06/22/2014 on You know nothing about the... +4
#8 - Picture 06/22/2014 on going somewhere +3
#220 - FUCKING BLUE TEAM 06/22/2014 on superbowl for steam users +1
#17 - Er.. Pot kettle? 06/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - Don't be silly. No-one uses origin unless they have to.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2014 on (untitled) +31
User avatar #26 - granadablashlack (06/19/2014) [-]
I have to, because of ME3 and BF4
User avatar #21 - ecto (06/19/2014) [-]
I got it just for free plants vs zombies
User avatar #19 - zinno (06/19/2014) [-]
That's actually 100% accurate
#16 - opsbuttbuddy (06/19/2014) [-]
that's why origin is black
#17 - squiresparkle (06/19/2014) [-]
Er.. Pot kettle?
#15 - leawesomerohan (06/19/2014) [-]
#106 - Picture 06/18/2014 on passive aggressive christians 0
#14 - >Severe Migraines >Relief Have you ever had…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 +103
User avatar #164 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
I used to get awful migraines on a daily basis when I was in middle school. I would just go home and lay down on the couch and not move, because moving hurt, light hurt, not moving hurt, sleeping hurt, dark places hurt. Everything sucked and I hated life.

I didn't have a normal headache until late high school, and I hate when people complain about headaches now because of it.
#56 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I remember one time I had one so bad that I just layed on the floor and actually ended up vomitting from the pain
User avatar #29 - asloth (06/16/2014) [-]
I haven't had a severe one but I do get migraines occasionally which can be treated fairly quickly with two pills, but I can't even imagine severe migraines,,,,
#157 - ncsutroll (06/17/2014) [-]
if it can be treated fairly quickly it aint a migraine... fucking hate those things. couple times a year get them so debilitating that I can barely move
User avatar #156 - axeul (06/17/2014) [-]
No man, I kind of stopped now but I used to get migraines all the time and holy shit the severe migaines. You might think it is an exaggeration but it literally feels like there is a sledgehammer hitting the side of your head over and over and over. You can't think, you can barely breathe. You want to cry but you can't because it'll just hurt to much. The migraine takes control of your life. You are a slave. Death is the only freedom.
User avatar #165 - asloth (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh I know its not an exxageration, and some people still think petty stomach bugs are worse
#52 - Whenever I think of Elsa, I can't help but also think of the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on what is a queen to do +20
#54 - atomicman (06/16/2014) [-]
it's odd you mention a snow queen, but it's getting terribly hot in here
#257 - Picture 06/16/2014 on oh god 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Follow Your Dreams +2
User avatar #78 - macacobr (06/16/2014) [-]
omg the blood
#233 - Truth 06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias 0
#232 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias 0
#216 - NSA. 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#76 - Behold, the niggerless 06/15/2014 on Melanism Vs. Albinism +34
#51 - Picture 06/14/2014 on (untitled) +6
#78 - From what I can gather... The avatar of /x/  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Pizza 0
User avatar #115 - blokrokker (06/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was /x/-tan, but I wanted to be sure.
#124 - I feel as if people are taking your joke too seriously, but as…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +6
User avatar #285 - anonemous (06/10/2014) [-]
There has been a shift on this site, a lot of the newer users only see obvious humor, and miss out on the subtleties, oh well, their loss
#121 - The percentages were too small to be of use, but the uk statis… 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +1
#15 - Picture 06/08/2014 on This is the anti-gun side... +7
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User avatar #16 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
stickied by squiresparkle
hi
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
#14 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I've seen some idiots on FJ but shit man you broke the chart with your comment about buying used games
User avatar #15 to #14 - squiresparkle (05/24/2013) [-]
I got pissed off at people jumping to conclusions. I got pissed off. I vented. The fact that it caused a shitstorm is simply a bonus.
#3 - SoNofFAILGuy (05/04/2012) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
User avatar #4 to #3 - squiresparkle (05/04/2012) [-]
Hey :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - SoNofFAILGuy (05/04/2012) [-]
What's goin' on?
#6 to #5 - squiresparkle (05/04/2012) [-]
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Making people smile :D I hope....
#7 to #6 - SoNofFAILGuy (05/04/2012) [-]
The friend request made me smile.
#8 to #7 - squiresparkle (05/04/2012) [-]
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Yay :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - SoNofFAILGuy (05/04/2012) [-]
So, what's up?
User avatar #10 to #9 - squiresparkle (05/04/2012) [-]
Listening to some the cog is dead, you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - SoNofFAILGuy (05/04/2012) [-]
About to watch Avatar. The pony thread is distracting me though...
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User avatar #2 to #1 - squiresparkle (02/10/2012) [-]
Ha :D
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