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#294 - Salisbury stake* 05/15/2013 on and it gets better +1
#8 - It gets to a point where it would be easier to just pick it up… 05/14/2013 on Women drivers amirite? +4
#165 - I'm the Resurrected I'm not proud of it. 05/11/2013 on students 0
#39 - Bronze V vayne. 05/11/2013 on Smooth Dodge Bro +1
#21 - I laughed at this, and then I said Photoshpo out loud and I la… 05/09/2013 on I photoshpoed +17
#25 - I like a challenge so i'm going to try and be the devils advoc…  [+] (27 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Bieber +163
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#570 - twinnedorphan (05/03/2013) [-]
if it wasn't for people like you, i'd probably be an ignorant judgemental cunt.
for that I just wanted to thank you.

#533 - goochmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
Muthafuckah did you say Metallica had only ONE great album? You must be talking about The Black Album-
OH WAIT you must be talking about Master Of Puppets-
OH WAIT you must be talking about Ride The Lightning-
OH WAIT you must be talking about ...And Justice For All-
OH WAIT, they've had many amazing albums. So check yourself before you wreck yourself, bitch.
#541 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Take off The Black Album, add Kill 'Em All, and you're correct.
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#542 - goochmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
I was going to add Kill 'Em All, but I didn't want to add on too much
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#530 - kevinites (05/03/2013) [-]
1 i dont care
2. Anne frank was alive during the holocaust thats around 1945. music was MUCH different back then much much different. she most likely would have not liked it assuming she liked whatever type of music was popular at the time, if i remember correctly it was still jazz, if not itd probably the early years of rock and roll.
3 im not even sure
4 i dont care
5 is just an opinion does not matter whatsoever to anyone else but you.
6 also an opinion. sure a lot of people mayyyyyyy not like it but some people like it.
7 not going to even touch that topic
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#429 - whatname (05/03/2013) [-]
Tha Anne frank thing was a couple weeks ago, and he's what? 19 or some shit?
#386 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Really, have your opinion but Metallica had ONE great album? Kill 'em All? Ride the Lightning? ...And Justice for All? You my sire need your brain checked if you think they only had one good album.
#362 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
And... we've found the beiber fan
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#349 - zorororonoa (05/02/2013) [-]
I think vegan steak is an embarrassment to cows everywhere as well, but there are more mature ways to refuse something like that, especially when someone put their time and effort into making it, maybe not specifically for you, but time and effort still went into it. Other than that though, I think your points are pretty solid.
#333 - gmkpmsj (05/02/2013) [-]
Curious as to which album is the great one

The first 4 are all truly great, the 90s hard rock era wasn't brilliant but better than average, and personally I liked St Anger, sue me
#319 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
...And Justice For All, Kill 'Em All, Ride The Lightning and Master Of Puppets are all excellent albums. They haven't come up with anything better than that in almost 25 years, and as much as I'd like to agree with you, there_ are_ a lot of people who really like The Black Album/Load/Reload/St.Anger/Death Magnetic/Beyond Magnetic, even Lulu, and that's OK.
I'm no diehard Metallica fan, AJFA is my favourite although I haven't listened much to those four albums in years, and I haven't really gone to their concerts because I really don't like about half of the songs they choose to play nowadays, but that's just me.

TL;DR Most people consider only 4 Metallica albums to be GREAT and that the rest don't live up to them. There are people who like their new stuff, even though it isn't "GREAT", and that's OK. Either way, saying they've been living off one album is ignorant. And yeah, maybe you think Lars is a cunt, but that's your opinion. Besides, many people are cunts, he's just famous.
#272 - theblackcrow (05/02/2013) [-]
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#251 - nicoquitemad (05/02/2013) [-]
Actually vegan steak tastes kind of like spicy chicken if it's good. Some are more like spiced burgers, others, I guess, tofu, which is not very appealing without copious amounts of soy sauce.
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#402 - mirrorsmirrors (05/03/2013) [-]
I had a vegan "bacon" seitan steak and "cheese" sandwich a couple weeks ago from Native Foods Cafe. It was godly.
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#215 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2013) [-]
>Yeah well he is very similar to Michael Jackson

There is all kinda of fucking wrong in that statement. But I do appreciate your step to the challenge.
#209 - rufless (05/02/2013) [-]
1) It's a simple reply: "I don't think there's much to my response, I disagree with rape; pretty straight forward"

2) No other star has done what he has, It may have been a cute comment to make as a child. But from the moment he's world famous, rich and consequently responsible for being a role model to younger children-- that's a dumcunt move. He could have found a more professional and sincere comment as any other star would do or has done in a similar case in the past.

3) skip 4) skip
5) Just because Lars Ulrich has a shitty attitude doesn't mean a) his move on napster was bad b) he's a bad guy (he donates so sakadaiky) and C) that you can criticise ALL OF METALLICA.

6) He was too ambitious. whatever.
7) I don't want to throw around any insults but it could be suggested that the majority of people that don't like Justin Beiber are those that are of the belief that christianity has set the world back a couple of thousand years with its close-minded followers (this is just an argument-- please do not spam my tits with christianity complaints)
#464 - dyrtydyrty (05/03/2013) [-]
1.) I remember listening to a morning show when this initially came up. IIRC, he was asked his opinion on abortion in a Rolling Stones interview. He said he was against it. The follow up question was about in cases of rape. Considering he was 16 or 17 at the time, can you really blame him? How many teens under 18 can form a well-thought response about abortions in the case of rape? When you consider most adults regurgitate bullshit that they heard from church or an atheist without forming their own opinion, it makes a lot of sense that a teenager cannot give a concise response.
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#191 - mikli (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, but why is Lars Ulrich a cunt? And yeah, I have the newest albums too.
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#211 - rufless (05/02/2013) [-]
he's not a cunt ^ read the top comment
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#112 - Dap (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm glad there's people like you on the internet. +1 man
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#280 - ilovehitler (05/02/2013) [-]
I can't read your name without thinking of Double anal penetration.
Just thought i had to let you know.
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#282 - Dap (05/02/2013) [-]
LOL what? I've had this name for like 3 years, never thought of that.

I just can't read your name without thinking you love hitler. Just.. Something about it
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#288 - ilovehitler (05/02/2013) [-]
I dunno why, that's pretty weird. My name never even mentions hitlers, it's ilo vehi tler.

Huh, the way the brain works sometimes...
#35 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
I like to add on to a few of your points.
1) His mother was raped. Of course he would say rape happens for a reason because his mother been telling him that since birth.
2) He only wrote that because the tour guide said that Anne liked bands from The Americas
3) Agree
4) Agree
5) Agree
6) Oh god no.
7) So believing that abortion is wrong makes you a bad person?

The guy trys to make his list longer by adding unneeded bullet point just ruins his ethos.
#31 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Found the belieber ^
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#618 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/03/2013) [-]
You know your statement might be wrong when you decide to post as anonymous
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#102 - Dincorta (05/02/2013) [-]
All of his points were pretty neutral and honest, if you ask me. Not a belieber at all.
#50 - Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it. Are y…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. 0
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#54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
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#81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
#38 - Read the picture the OP posted, then compare the two pictures.…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. +13
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#41 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah this skull of mine is thick, care to explain?
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#50 - squadmissile (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it.
Are you so mind numbingly stupid that you cannot comprehend this simple fucking concept.
I'm not going to explain it to you, you will forever not understand this joke.
Go sit in the corner and stop dribbling you fucking retard.
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#54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
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#81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
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