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#4 - Don't even bother. It sounds much more fun than it actually is.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on The world needs more Sacha... +70
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#6 - nuclearfishin (07/23/2016) [-]
Freaking bones ruin everything from eating any fish besides salmon steak and stabbing infant mammals of all species. It's just not for me.
#9 - silentpaper (07/24/2016) [-]
i know, you gotta take the time to aim the knife, otherwise you stab the wrong place and its all just WAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHHHHH WAAAHHHHHH
#5 - That was before petitions became a thing, so all-tengu. They w… 07/22/2016 on DORF FORT: Forgotten Beast... 0
#3 - I had a giant fire-breathing crab in one of my first forts. It…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on DORF FORT: Forgotten Beast... +1
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#4 - kungfuchedder (07/22/2016) [-]
That's an interesting FB, I actually haven't played much recently (mostly waiting for DFHack updates, which is always behind) otherwise I'd have posted some screenshots of my own FBs I encountered.
If you like Tengu's I suggest trying out Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. Did you have an entire fort using the Tengu race, or did you manage to get some via applied citizens?
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#5 - sqman (07/22/2016) [-]
That was before petitions became a thing, so all-tengu. They were quite fun with their castes, custom weapons and crops, but the mod isn't being updated.

The crab wasn't even the best FB encounter. One time I had a theropod with deadly dust running around in the mines. Being afraid of said dust I ordered to pasture a dragon near the entrance and prayed for the best.
A dwarf arrived with the dragon just in time to keep the beast from entering the fortress proper. Both monsters used their breath attack at the same time creating a cloud of boiling FB extract and smoke. I waited with anticipation for the cloud to disappear, while the millitary dwarves stationed on the other side of the door just in case.
Finally the smoke vanished revealing the victor - the dragon stood there with only several flesh wounds and a missing claw. The dwarves were safe once again. Until a tantrum spiral turned the fort into hell butchering 50 dingoes is good for fps, but miasma is bad for morale .
#4 - Comment deleted 07/20/2016 on Design in nutshell. 0
#475 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** 07/18/2016 on Roll to see your future 0
#4 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** &g… 07/18/2016 on Not hurt +2
#1 - I too enjoyed Argon Exodus Revelations. 07/17/2016 on Watching Gundam Wing be... +1
#34 - Can I claim my thumbs now? 07/16/2016 on anime episodes +30
#9 - NEEDADISPENSERHERE! 07/14/2016 on Answer +1
#19 - Once my friends and I decided to create the worst characters a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on Player Alignment +7
#31 - anon (08/02/2016) [-]
tell me more.