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|#9 - But -WHY- And what the **** is this about? Lo…||06/17/2015 on Everyone's talking about...||+1|
|#70 - "More Personal than others" Please tell me… [+] (5 new replies)||06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak||-12|
#129 - StarDragon (06/17/2015) [-]
*halo 4 spoilers below for the few who have yet to play.*
You miss too much just by watching the cut scenes. What got me the most was struggling to save the asteroid research base, but ultimately failing to save anyone because Cortana fell apart at a critical moment. Not only did everyone die, but you also realize a moment later that any hope of saving Cortana is gone too.
So yeah of course you felt nothing, it wasn't meant to be watched on crap quality youtube.
#131 - sptnfouroneseven (06/17/2015) [-]
I knew there was no fucking hope to saving Cortana before the game fucking came out. I read the books, the lifespan of an AI is 8 years MAX, and even then they're dying quickly. And no, I didn't feel shit about the astroid base, why? Because it was just another fucking mass death, like every other planet the Covenant glassed before then.
#141 - StarDragon (06/17/2015) [-]
I heard you the first time you said you read the books. That is irrelevant to the point. From the way talk i assume you read the books between the time you played 3 and watched 4. However, most did not, so saying it sucks because everyone knew she was going to die just means you spoiled it for yourself.
My point however was that you missed all the interaction leading up to the conclusion of the asteroid base. By playing the game you invest an hour or two interacting with and trying to save those people before the scene occurs which invests the player more in this mass killing than previous mass killings.
If you read the books before your exposure to both games then that means your difference in reaction can be attributed to having played one and not the other.
#152 - sptnfouroneseven (06/17/2015) [-]
That's like saying because I play through Mass Effect 1 I have feelings for XO Presley in the beginning of Mass Effect 2 when he gets killed. No, shit happens, people die. That was literally one of the choices in 1, who would die.
The Covenant killed MILLIONS if not BILLIONS of people in their rampage across the galaxy, and you think I'd care if seventy-five, if that, scientists died? Even if I did try to save them, it wouldn't matter, they have literally no impact on the story. It's also kinda like how Call of Duty does their characters, even though it's transparent as -fuck- who dies, who betrays you, and who lives. Playing a game doesn't mean you get feelings for a character, especially not nameless ones, when you knew it wasn't going to matter in the end.
And no, I read the old Halo books a year before 3 launched, including Ghosts of Onyx. I knew Cortana was going to die from the gitgo of playing through 3, I knew she was going to die through ODST, and Reach. The trailer for 4, I looked at it and said "Oh, Cortana's gone. Neat." any fan of the series would know that if they didn't stick to just the games and went off to look for other material about it. 4 was garbage, and 5 will be too, because I'm telling you right now, the story is Chief gets Blue Team to help him try to get Cortana back because he's mentally unstable at this point, and probably kills someone along the way, and that's why Locke is hunting him down. It's. Garbage.
#83 - John Cena (06/17/2015) [-]
Slowly having Cortona's mind slip away during the campaign missions was a great way to build impact to her loss. It wasn't a shocking impact filled moment of death, but a drawn out loss where the player and the chief have to bear with its inevitability.
Halo 4 was a brilliant game with a return to large original set pieces and a story that flowed as an unraveling mystery, you know the kind of thing that made halo 1 so enjoyable. Watching the cutscenes is not sufficient with Halo 4. It had really solid gameplay/cutscene/story integration. It was a great GAME, not just a story.
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|#46 - ******* . This year's hype is off the charts holy **…||06/16/2015 on Good god that looks amazing||+1|
|#7 - Either this, or he thought it was spring loaded. If I remember…||06/16/2015 on Making fun of cripples?||+2|
|#67 - No? O.o [+] (1 new reply)||06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful||0|
|#65 - She doesn't seem crazy. [+] (3 new replies)||06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful||+1|
|#10 - Not. ******* . Wrong.||06/16/2015 on I don't think they know...||0|
|#71 - That opening moment is horrifying...||06/16/2015 on Most men would wife her||0|
|#36 - That's the type of girl I want. Not talking no gag r… [+] (6 new replies)||06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful||+7|
|#4 - Someone explain how. [+] (3 new replies)||06/16/2015 on Badass Laser Dude||0|
#14 - senseiweasel (06/16/2015) [-]
Exactly how it works. If you watch closely you can just catch the change when he turns off the one in his hand and the ones built into the stage turn on to replace it.
The way that the laser follows his hand in the first part would suggest that they track either the motion of his hand, or possibly are wirelessly connected to the handheld lasers - which would make sense as it would allow him to switch from one to the other pretty much seamlessly.
#10 - senseiweasel (06/16/2015) [-]
1. in what way or manner; by what means.
"how does it work?"
2. used to ask about the condition or quality of something.
"how was your holiday?"
used to ask about someone's physical or mental state.
"how are the children?"
3. used to ask about the extent or degree of something.
"how old are you?"
used to express a strong feeling such as surprise about the extent of something.
"how kind it was of him"
4. the way in which; that.
"she told us how she had lived out of a suitcase for a week"
in any way in which; however.
"I'll do business how I like"
|#4 - **** this is old. God I miss this time in Hal…||06/15/2015 on It's a puppy!||+1|
|#5 - Viva Pinata though.||06/15/2015 on Before you get an XBone||0|
|#1 - We all joke about the Elder Scrolls Legends. But we know we're… [+] (2 new replies)||06/15/2015 on My reacction to Bethesda E3||0|
#3 - apexhawk (06/16/2015) [-]
They threw some art at us. Gonna take more than that to get me excited. The CCG market is flooded, and it's going to take something special to carve a nieche big enough to rival, say, Hearthstone. They've already launched one failed online game.
In other news, EA is also launching an online Star Wars CCG. The reason we don't get any hype for that is because it's EA doing a f2p game.
#2 - John Cena (06/16/2015) [-]
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|#1 - Yeah the Ironman power suit got me.||06/15/2015 on Fallout 4 gameplay showcase||+1|
|#5 - Just get the GotY pack, it has all the DLC included on Steam. [+] (1 new reply)||06/15/2015 on Dishonored 2 E3 Trailer||0|
|#2 - I'm fairly sure everyone but Miley Cyrus is just acting in a p…||06/15/2015 on the disney effect||0|
|#28 - Hopefully the same, ******* hell.||06/15/2015 on IT'S OVER, BETHESDA WON||+5|
|#11 - Bethesda has disappointed us in once in the pass few years, wi… [+] (1 new reply)||06/15/2015 on "We are not jack thompson"||0|
|#2 - 200% hype for this game now. Holy **** . Already looking… [+] (2 new replies)||06/15/2015 on Dont mind me and my...||+2|
|#7 - That was literally the exact same trailer used for Dishonored … [+] (3 new replies)||06/15/2015 on "We are not jack thompson"||0|
#11 - sptnfouroneseven (06/15/2015) [-]
Bethesda has disappointed us in once in the pass few years, with whatever the fuck Brink was, Arkane has made one notable game and didn't fuck it up(Hell it still keeps up with the times) I'm confident that Dishonored 2 will be nothing less than spectacular like the previous.
|#1 - Everyone makes fun of the Elder Scrolls card game. But we are … [+] (1 new reply)||06/15/2015 on E3 Recap: Bethesda||0|
|#110 - Or get commissioned into making weapons/armor for **** …||06/15/2015 on tales of a blacksmith||0|
|#4 - Thigh highs are hot.||06/15/2015 on stripes||+23|