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#9 - But -WHY- And what the **** is this about? Lo… 06/17/2015 on Everyone's talking about... +1
#70 - "More Personal than others" Please tell me…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Best Kill Streak -12
User avatar #129 - StarDragon (06/17/2015) [-]
*halo 4 spoilers below for the few who have yet to play.*

You miss too much just by watching the cut scenes. What got me the most was struggling to save the asteroid research base, but ultimately failing to save anyone because Cortana fell apart at a critical moment. Not only did everyone die, but you also realize a moment later that any hope of saving Cortana is gone too.

So yeah of course you felt nothing, it wasn't meant to be watched on crap quality youtube.
User avatar #131 - sptnfouroneseven (06/17/2015) [-]
I knew there was no fucking hope to saving Cortana before the game fucking came out. I read the books, the lifespan of an AI is 8 years MAX, and even then they're dying quickly. And no, I didn't feel shit about the astroid base, why? Because it was just another fucking mass death, like every other planet the Covenant glassed before then.
User avatar #141 - StarDragon (06/17/2015) [-]
I heard you the first time you said you read the books. That is irrelevant to the point. From the way talk i assume you read the books between the time you played 3 and watched 4. However, most did not, so saying it sucks because everyone knew she was going to die just means you spoiled it for yourself.

My point however was that you missed all the interaction leading up to the conclusion of the asteroid base. By playing the game you invest an hour or two interacting with and trying to save those people before the scene occurs which invests the player more in this mass killing than previous mass killings.

If you read the books before your exposure to both games then that means your difference in reaction can be attributed to having played one and not the other.
User avatar #152 - sptnfouroneseven (06/17/2015) [-]
That's like saying because I play through Mass Effect 1 I have feelings for XO Presley in the beginning of Mass Effect 2 when he gets killed. No, shit happens, people die. That was literally one of the choices in 1, who would die.

The Covenant killed MILLIONS if not BILLIONS of people in their rampage across the galaxy, and you think I'd care if seventy-five, if that, scientists died? Even if I did try to save them, it wouldn't matter, they have literally no impact on the story. It's also kinda like how Call of Duty does their characters, even though it's transparent as -fuck- who dies, who betrays you, and who lives. Playing a game doesn't mean you get feelings for a character, especially not nameless ones, when you knew it wasn't going to matter in the end.

And no, I read the old Halo books a year before 3 launched, including Ghosts of Onyx. I knew Cortana was going to die from the gitgo of playing through 3, I knew she was going to die through ODST, and Reach. The trailer for 4, I looked at it and said "Oh, Cortana's gone. Neat." any fan of the series would know that if they didn't stick to just the games and went off to look for other material about it. 4 was garbage, and 5 will be too, because I'm telling you right now, the story is Chief gets Blue Team to help him try to get Cortana back because he's mentally unstable at this point, and probably kills someone along the way, and that's why Locke is hunting him down. It's. Garbage.
#83 - John Cena (06/17/2015) [-]
Slowly having Cortona's mind slip away during the campaign missions was a great way to build impact to her loss. It wasn't a shocking impact filled moment of death, but a drawn out loss where the player and the chief have to bear with its inevitability.

Halo 4 was a brilliant game with a return to large original set pieces and a story that flowed as an unraveling mystery, you know the kind of thing that made halo 1 so enjoyable. Watching the cutscenes is not sufficient with Halo 4. It had really solid gameplay/cutscene/story integration. It was a great GAME, not just a story.
#30 - Hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype Hype hype hype hy… 06/17/2015 on Only 185 days left until... 0
#46 - ******* . This year's hype is off the charts holy **… 06/16/2015 on Good god that looks amazing +1
#7 - Either this, or he thought it was spring loaded. If I remember… 06/16/2015 on Making fun of cripples? +2
#67 - No? O.o  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful 0
#68 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
Ah. Full of crazy.
#65 - She doesn't seem crazy.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful +1
#66 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
Wait.. Are you not talking about the game?
User avatar #67 - sptnfouroneseven (06/16/2015) [-]
No? O.o
#68 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
Ah. Full of crazy.
#10 - Not. ******* . Wrong. 06/16/2015 on I don't think they know... 0
#71 - That opening moment is horrifying... 06/16/2015 on Most men would wife her 0
#36 - That's the type of girl I want. Not talking no gag r…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2015 on A convincing mouthful +7
User avatar #60 - vetis (06/16/2015) [-]
Everyone needs more Katherine in their lives.
#64 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 - sptnfouroneseven (06/16/2015) [-]
She doesn't seem crazy.
#66 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
Wait.. Are you not talking about the game?
User avatar #67 - sptnfouroneseven (06/16/2015) [-]
No? O.o
#68 - fresighto (06/16/2015) [-]
Ah. Full of crazy.
#4 - Someone explain how.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Badass Laser Dude 0
User avatar #11 - itroitnyah (06/16/2015) [-]
The dude has mutiple laser pointers in his hands. One pointing in each direction. When he sticks them in the fround, chances are those are just lasers built into his little box stage thing.
User avatar #14 - senseiweasel (06/16/2015) [-]
Exactly how it works. If you watch closely you can just catch the change when he turns off the one in his hand and the ones built into the stage turn on to replace it.

The way that the laser follows his hand in the first part would suggest that they track either the motion of his hand, or possibly are wirelessly connected to the handheld lasers - which would make sense as it would allow him to switch from one to the other pretty much seamlessly.
User avatar #10 - senseiweasel (06/16/2015) [-]
how (haʊ)

1. in what way or manner; by what means.
"how does it work?"

2. used to ask about the condition or quality of something.
"how was your holiday?"
used to ask about someone's physical or mental state.
"how are the children?"

3. used to ask about the extent or degree of something.
"how old are you?"
used to express a strong feeling such as surprise about the extent of something.
"how kind it was of him"

4. the way in which; that.
"she told us how she had lived out of a suitcase for a week"
in any way in which; however.
"I'll do business how I like"
#4 - **** this is old. God I miss this time in Hal… 06/15/2015 on It's a puppy! +1
#5 - Viva Pinata though. 06/15/2015 on Before you get an XBone 0
#1 - We all joke about the Elder Scrolls Legends. But we know we're…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on My reacction to Bethesda E3 0
#3 - apexhawk (06/16/2015) [-]
They threw some art at us. Gonna take more than that to get me excited. The CCG market is flooded, and it's going to take something special to carve a nieche big enough to rival, say, Hearthstone. They've already launched one failed online game.

In other news, EA is also launching an online Star Wars CCG. The reason we don't get any hype for that is because it's EA doing a f2p game.
#2 - John Cena (06/16/2015) [-]
ummmm.... no.
#5 - It's practically confirmed that all of Quentin Tarantino are a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on so i just saw Kill Bill +29
User avatar #6 - agentdennis (06/16/2015) [-]
Kill Bill exists as a movie in Tarantino's universe. Pulp Fiction in the "real world" in Tarantino's universe.

Some shit I remember off the internet.
#14 - citizenlame (06/16/2015) [-]
And in pulp fiction she's talking about a failed pilot. Therefore kill bill is the reboot movie version of the pilot with some rewrites
#18 - otakutako (06/16/2015) [-]
You aren't wrong. Uma Thurman and Tarantino came up with the idea from those lines from Pulp Fiction and slowly worked on Kill Bill from that single idea.
#1 - Yeah the Ironman power suit got me. 06/15/2015 on Fallout 4 gameplay showcase +1
#5 - Just get the GotY pack, it has all the DLC included on Steam.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Dishonored 2 E3 Trailer 0
User avatar #6 - antideadra (06/15/2015) [-]
wow I'm blind as hell, didn't even see that thanks
#2 - I'm fairly sure everyone but Miley Cyrus is just acting in a p… 06/15/2015 on the disney effect 0
#28 - Hopefully the same, ******* hell. 06/15/2015 on IT'S OVER, BETHESDA WON +5
#11 - Bethesda has disappointed us in once in the pass few years, wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on "We are not jack thompson" 0
#12 - pentol (06/15/2015) [-]
eye of the beholder.
#2 - 200% hype for this game now. Holy **** . Already looking…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Dont mind me and my... +2
User avatar #4 - voltkills (06/15/2015) [-]
>implying GOTY means jack shit
every AAA game wins at lest one GOTY from somewhere.
User avatar #3 - gittons (06/15/2015) [-]
i can not wait to build my dozen bases all over the place, full military in this bitch.
#7 - That was literally the exact same trailer used for Dishonored …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on "We are not jack thompson" 0
#10 - pentol (06/15/2015) [-]
yes. i doubt everything.
the only reason you have for believing anything about dishonored 2 is that dishonored1 was good/bad.
and that's not very solid ground to believe anything.
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (06/15/2015) [-]
Bethesda has disappointed us in once in the pass few years, with whatever the fuck Brink was, Arkane has made one notable game and didn't fuck it up(Hell it still keeps up with the times) I'm confident that Dishonored 2 will be nothing less than spectacular like the previous.
#12 - pentol (06/15/2015) [-]
eye of the beholder.
#1 - Everyone makes fun of the Elder Scrolls card game. But we are …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on E3 Recap: Bethesda 0
#2 - liudeus (06/15/2015) [-]
And people said the same about the MMO.
#110 - Or get commissioned into making weapons/armor for **** … 06/15/2015 on tales of a blacksmith 0
#4 - Thigh highs are hot. 06/15/2015 on stripes +23


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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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