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#8 - There's only one alive Prothean... And I don't remember his na…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on mass effect? 0
#9 - arkis (9 hours ago) [-]
It was Javik and that doesn't not mean they couldn't have left the galaxy, or more found, or something. There have been some images suggesting there will be prothean or atleast a very prothean looking creature in the new ME
#30 - Thanks 9 hours ago on Scary 0
#1 - Only good person in the whole room it looks like.  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on he actually did it the... -1
User avatar #2 - almightywalrus (8 hours ago) [-]
...yes
#3 - He's playing Warrior, so it doesn't matter. Warriors got the s… 9 hours ago on Look who I met in WoW the... 0
#28 - Well, I want to go back. Does that say anything about it?  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Scary 0
User avatar #29 - supahsayin (9 hours ago) [-]
Sweet.
here's a protip: Fort Zachary Taylor has the beach you want to go to, it has an entrance fee, but it has the highest quality water that i've seen of all the public beaches(aka not hotel resort, I ain't no rich nigga). Smather's beach is a bit too far from the major currents, so the water sits a bit, gets warm, and feels stagnant.
User avatar #30 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#5 - It'd depend on if Druids can still speak common in their forms…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Charisma 0
#6 - pentol (9 hours ago) [-]
since it is a stat about how much you are able to influence how people think, it's a bit of both.

A dog can be charming enough to be able to change somebodies mind, without speaking a word, or having any great intelligence, but it is still charismatic as fuck. a camel that don't speak might incur a slightly bigger penalty tho.
#26 - Crab legs? Lobster claws/tail? Like, can you eat that stuff?  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Scary 0
#31 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
You should cook it first but yes you can eat them.
User avatar #43 - sonicsyndicate (7 hours ago) [-]
my stomach just had a mini orgasm
User avatar #32 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I know. I love lobster and crab.
#9 - Tali best girl NA. 10 hours ago on Jack 0
#18 - Thank you kindly.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on 11/10 Magic 0
User avatar #19 - spensy (10 hours ago) [-]
Anything for you, bbg
#13 - Music source? Sounds familiar but can't place it, and as such …  [+] (6 new replies) 11 hours ago on 11/10 Magic 0
#37 - iamforak (9 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #17 - spensy (10 hours ago) [-]
Hans Zimmer - Time (Inception)

Don't know aobut the first one, sorry.
User avatar #18 - sptnfouroneseven (10 hours ago) [-]
Thank you kindly.
User avatar #19 - spensy (10 hours ago) [-]
Anything for you, bbg
#16 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
inception
#15 - iamforak (10 hours ago) [-]
Madden 12, I believe.
#12 - Warhammer 40K in a nutshell. 11 hours ago on 21st Centurion +8
#8 - I feel ******* horrible for knowing the scene the botto… 11 hours ago on I cringed so hard 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on give a rebel yell +13
#19 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
extra amusing considering a single space marine could probably end palpatine
User avatar #25 - blueflags (35 minutes ago) [-]
>Death Star
>TIE Interceptors
>Star Destroyers
>Darth Vader

I still give an all out war to the Empire of Mankind, but the idea that it would be a cakewalk is ridiculous
#30 - scorcho (15 minutes ago) [-]
i don't know much about warhammer, but is there really anything that can rival the executor, eclipse of sovereign class SSDs?
Not sure if USDs are considered canon, but there surely can't be anything to pose a major danger to these freudian nightmares. i mean they have freaking regular star destroyers in their hangars.
#13 - I take it from your other comments you've seen the movie. If y… 11 hours ago on Knife in a nuke fight +1
#9 - I was fighting a GP last night, did that exact thing, although…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on MFW 0
User avatar #12 - stifflimb (7 hours ago) [-]
I usually toss them out sometimes aswell not to blast them but for the little vision they give.
User avatar #13 - sharondasilva (7 hours ago) [-]
Best way to use them is to keep a barrel near you and if the enemy gets into the range that you can connect barrels just quickly place another down and hit the first one you placed. The damage on barrels is pretty nice imo
User avatar #14 - stifflimb (6 hours ago) [-]
True, what I meant was I now and then used them to check bushes in later game phases, also if you were running from them if you tossed out a barrel they almost always stopped to destroy it instead of chasing you down and having you killed.
User avatar #15 - sharondasilva (6 hours ago) [-]
Its almost like tossing a bag of meat to hungry lions if you're being chased and you toss a barrel. With the amount of barrels you get early game the free gold is near useless to the enemy team
User avatar #16 - stifflimb (6 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, they can get a little extra but not much, kinda like heims turrets, and if they start to chase barrels instead of killing you then thats good.
#18 - I saw one when I went to Key West. Cool **** . Taste good too.  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Scary 0
User avatar #27 - supahsayin (9 hours ago) [-]
Yoooo
That's my home town. Whadja think of it?
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, I want to go back. Does that say anything about it?
User avatar #29 - supahsayin (9 hours ago) [-]
Sweet.
here's a protip: Fort Zachary Taylor has the beach you want to go to, it has an entrance fee, but it has the highest quality water that i've seen of all the public beaches(aka not hotel resort, I ain't no rich nigga). Smather's beach is a bit too far from the major currents, so the water sits a bit, gets warm, and feels stagnant.
User avatar #30 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#17 - Spiney Lobsters don't have claws... Just don't pick them up, e…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Scary +1
User avatar #25 - hydraetis (10 hours ago) [-]
Well if you take all the shit off like in the picture in >>#15 all the creepy shit is done away with so I figure he'd be fine with eating it.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (10 hours ago) [-]
Crab legs? Lobster claws/tail? Like, can you eat that stuff?
#31 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
You should cook it first but yes you can eat them.
User avatar #43 - sonicsyndicate (7 hours ago) [-]
my stomach just had a mini orgasm
User avatar #32 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I know. I love lobster and crab.
#5 - Idk, having a floating castle over top of this giant hole with…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on D&D Quest 0
User avatar #6 - blueflags (1 hour ago) [-]
I gotcha. I plan on posting more of my good quests on here eventually, so feel free to use any of them or parts of them
#21 - But Ginny got married and went pro in Quidditch...  [+] (10 new replies) 14 hours ago on Hairy Pooper +2
User avatar #58 - hwaraam (9 hours ago) [-]
because she's a woman, she can resort to the oppresive patriarchy as an excuse
User avatar #59 - sptnfouroneseven (9 hours ago) [-]
I don't think the Magic World has a patriarchy. Or feminism.
User avatar #60 - hwaraam (9 hours ago) [-]
It should, as it is so cancerous. Yes I hate Harry Potter, only like 10 spells in the whole goddamn books, a limited world limited to England, although ''magic is all around the world'', but all the powerful mages are from england. It's a very closed-world thing.

You should read ''The Kingkiller Chronicle'' by Patrick Rothfuss to see how an decent author makes a great open-world, by allways including things that makes us remember that our protagonist are actually mid-tier characters, in a world where there are still uber-tier creatures, and those groups will never meet. Because the world is big.
User avatar #73 - dorfdorfdorf (4 hours ago) [-]
harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_spells seems like more than 10, dickface
kingsley fucking shacklebolt? the fucking french and russian wizards who take up a whole goddamn book?
User avatar #75 - hwaraam (4 hours ago) [-]
All of them are plot-wise

There is not one of them that should TOTALLY not be mentioned because it just fills space. Even those who are never used are mentioned because the author needed an example.
User avatar #78 - dorfdorfdorf (4 hours ago) [-]
of fucking course theyre plot-wise. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT SOMETHING IN A BOOK UNLESS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT?
User avatar #83 - hwaraam (3 hours ago) [-]
To prove that open world exists.

Halima is going to study the Al-Fahrisaan today at school

It doesnt matter to you, or to me, but it is proof of this open world. Many events that have no relation.

Harry Potter is 7 books, all of them interconected tighthly. That would be like a huge ammount of spaghetti, compressed into a small ball of relations.

The Name of the Wind (and it's sequel) are only 2 books, and they are vaster and more expanded. We know that many characters exist, and many magics and stuff, but we dont learn more about them because they have 0 relation to the adventure of the main character. A huge web of spaghetti expanding over the world, thanks to fanfictions and speculations.

harry potter = 7 books to say 2 words: Voldemort looses

Kingkiller Chronicle = 2 books to say a lot of much of many things which can be expanded upon for a huge ammount.

It's about quality, not about how many books and how many childhoods and shit.

I'm just using KKC for example, mind you. But the format is SO similar, main character soemwhat gifted, whose aprents are killed when he is small by ultimate evil.

Harry Potter takes that and makes it into a fairytale for 4 years old

KKC takes that and puts it into reality. We never, ever, fucking fever see again the ultimate evil, because he was ultimate, and it was pure coincidence shitty kid Kvothe survived the attack.

harry Potter survived the attack because he must be the OP chosen one. That is pure faggotery condensed into plot type.
User avatar #77 - dorfdorfdorf (4 hours ago) [-]
what?
User avatar #71 - paddypancake (5 hours ago) [-]
"It should, as it is so cancerous."
meh. There are people who like it and who would see it ruined that way. Just because you don't enjoy it doesn't mean others shouldn't aswell. I'm kinda neutral about harry potter, it isn't such a special setting but its a series of books for children or people who grow up with it.
User avatar #62 - sptnfouroneseven (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't read that much, I've read three of the books just watched all the movies. I know the extended 'lore' because of the internet. Now, as for you disliking it. That's neat, you have a valid point... Except there are uber mages from all over the world, the series simply focused on Potter because it was one of your usual "Good vs Evil" stories, which is fine for a teenager book. Also, in all honestly, Potter is a jackass to everyone and really had a lot of character to him outside of "Hurr I'm special" even though he acted it.
#122 - It's molting. 15 hours ago on Nope O_O 0
#30 - She was a blast.  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Amusement Parks 0
#31 - derpinstock (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh a tranny.
How progressive.
#4 - Oblivion best TES game. 07/28/2015 on Video Game Soundtracks Comp... 0
#115 - Two people in the same ******* comment section rolled m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Let's make friends! 0
#192 - bootyblaster (07/28/2015) [-]
you not aight
#106 - I don't bottom. 07/28/2015 on Let's make friends! +3
#99 - I have a penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Let's make friends! +1
User avatar #105 - mrsnowballs (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm an open minded person
User avatar #106 - sptnfouroneseven (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't bottom.

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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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