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    Overheard conversation on a plane! Overheard conversation on a plane!
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    Liberia Liberia
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    How am I just finding out about this? How am I just finding out about...
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    Meanwhile in Denmark Meanwhile in Denmark
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    Coneheads Coneheads
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    Fireman Fireman
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    Choose your roommates wisely Choose your roommates wisely
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    Good Lord..... Good Lord.....
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    It Fits…Perfectly It Fits…Perfectly
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    Bang Bang
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    Story of my late-night snacking life Story of my late-night snacking...
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#2 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Coneheads +76
#5 - Reminds me of this. The Welsh part of the road sign reads “I…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Arabic is Hard! +108
User avatar #66 - mistercookie (12/16/2014) [-]
Welsh, sounds like a song, looks like something the alphabet vomited
User avatar #56 - connorjay (12/16/2014) [-]
DA IAWN!

I fucking love that sign, it made my Welsh Teacher cry with laughter
User avatar #29 - warioteam (12/16/2014) [-]
Thats an actual language? i could shit on my keyboard piss drunk and it would be more coherent and intelligible
User avatar #54 - theshadowed (12/16/2014) [-]
That was pretty much my exams for Welsh. Its goddamn gibberish.
#55 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Gotta love good ol CBAC/WJEC

I'm one hundred percent sure that they're ALL elderly people
User avatar #27 - maternation (12/16/2014) [-]
Uh... Talyllyn... Abergynolwyn.... uh... Colwyn
User avatar #16 - envinite (12/16/2014) [-]
Nigga das some cthulhu shit
User avatar #11 - civilizedwasteland (12/16/2014) [-]
cool to know that the welsh language sounds exactly like their accent
User avatar #8 - honkan (12/15/2014) [-]
Welsh is fucking sheep weird. I thought that was just gibberish-
#2 - The name’s Bong, Dick Bong. Now take a suck baby, and I’ll…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on History's Badasses Comp. +341
#75 - rakoom (12/15/2014) [-]
Gotta give credit where it's due though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_War_II_flying_aces
#82 - zielscheibe (12/15/2014) [-]
Gee . Look at all those Luftwaffe Scores !
#91 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Like this fellow. Name's Erich Hartmann, he completed his training at the age of 20 and then flew 1404 combat missions and was engaged in aerial combat 825 times.
He shot down 345 Soviet Airplanes and 7 American, making it a total of 352 confirmed kills.
He shot down #352 on 8 May '45 and surrendered to the Russians later on.
The Russians actually tried to pressure him into their own service National People’s Army of the German Democratic Republic by convicting him of false war crime charges!
Guess that didn't work, he spent 25 years of hard labor in prisons and gulags before he regained his freedom in 1955.
He died on 20 September 1993 at the age of 71.
User avatar #88 - thewulfman (12/15/2014) [-]
It needs to be pointed out that a lot of those German kills are unconfirmed. Usually, statistically, only about 2/3 of their confirmed kills were actually kills. Still impressive when you divide those numbers by 2/3 though.
User avatar #4 - armwulf (12/14/2014) [-]
That's MAJOR Dick Bong to you!
#1 - “Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures”. That bette…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on All dogs go to Heaven +30
#24 - mikekinkaid (12/15/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you won't have to deal with mosquitoes in heaven.
#22 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Why, people eat animal flesh and blood, at least mosquitos stop only at blood.
User avatar #4 - Anonomousthirteen (12/14/2014) [-]
All of God's creatures.

Mosquitoes are Satan's creation. Also wasps, fire ants, some snakes, the koala, and Teemo.
#38 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
#37 - hotschurl (12/15/2014) [-]
especially Teemo
#16 - anotherponyaccount (12/15/2014) [-]
If there's no koala's in heaven I don't wanna be there
User avatar #3 - wcpapier (12/14/2014) [-]
therefor god also created hell
#11 - Ginger porn  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Bucookie +80
#15 - hirollin (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - applejackhf (12/13/2014) [-]
I need source for scientific reasons
#10 - Cuba is about to get a facial 12/13/2014 on Florida +21
#36 - This is Sparta. Only the strong shall be reared  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on 10/10 Female Parenting +43
User avatar #151 - ltbuttstrong (12/14/2014) [-]
Is that a euphemism for buttsex?
#12 - ho ho ******* ho 12/11/2014 on Santa is real..right? +2
#34 - Sure “honorary”, that’s what they tell you! And then a w… 12/11/2014 on Facts +3
#12 - If we replace every cell in our body every 7 years, why don’…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Next stop, Scumbag Central. +85
#70 - rdobet (12/11/2014) [-]
how tattoo removal works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0B7F5UbTOQ
#43 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
ink isn't a part of body cells
User avatar #41 - wtel (12/11/2014) [-]
Because ink isn't a cell.


Retard.
User avatar #102 - alstorp (12/12/2014) [-]
That's not the reason


Retard.
#38 - blademontane (12/11/2014) [-]
<Like this

The box is the tattoo, and the conveyer belt is cells being replaced.
#79 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
That is the best description of tattoos, ever.
#71 - peterdivine (12/11/2014) [-]
How in the fuck do you do that with INK?
#40 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
fuck
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User avatar #17 - tosatsu (12/11/2014) [-]
The same way marks, scars, etc. remain there. Even if cells get replaced , they retain the information from their parents, also, the color is just printed under the skin, cells don't die fast enough for the color to "sip out", or something along those lines. What does happen is you see how the color fades in time in a tattoo.

Don't take what I said as a fact, I just used deduction to get here, i'm too lazy to google g'day
User avatar #15 - hammywh (12/11/2014) [-]
I never knew I wanted the answer to this until now, SCIENCEXPLAIN I SUMMON THEE

that is if you still exist
User avatar #19 - sciencexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
It's simple: There are 2 skin layers. Upper epidermis and lower dermis. The upper epidermis is the part where skin sheds and cells are lost relatively fast, but the upper dermis loses cells so slowly and replaces them that your tattoo will not disappear in your life. The ink/pigment that makes your tattoo is embedded into your skin by a needle, and will last hundreds of years before it disappears. The pigment will eventually disappear, but it would take so long that preserving the body to see it would be a mean feat indeed.
User avatar #14 - lawleet (12/11/2014) [-]
I guess you'll find this video interesting, Sir!

www.wimp.com/tattoospermanent/
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