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#150 - Dunno, why they don't equip our police force with MP7. I'm in … 07/25/2014 on Peoples reaction when 0
#416 - I can read ya minds! 06/14/2014 on The faces of Funnyjunk +3
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#10 - They guy who's on the ground is Danny Guthrie and the guy who'…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #14 - Swenz (12/16/2013) [-]
That's no joke. I do not wish that fate on even my worst enemies.
User avatar #15 - themongoose (12/16/2013) [-]
what, you've never given a buddy a little nut rustle when he's in a vulnerable position like that?
User avatar #16 - Swenz (12/16/2013) [-]
Always fake it, never do it.
I learned that it's not how hard they are hit, but how they are hit. I'll share a little story with you.
>Be 7th grade me, at friends house
>Just fucking around, playing games and shit, usual kid stuff
>Go to fridge because hungry as fuck
>Finish grabbing food and turn around and he kicks me in the nuts
>Not the hardest kick, but the way it connected
>I literally could not sit because they hurt
>Tough it out for the day "It'll get better after I wake up"
>Wake up and sit through an unbearable day at school, still in major pain
>It's too much, tell my mom
>We go see our doctor, turns out he actually bruised my nut
>Doctor draws me a picture. My nut had basically swollen up around the area that holds the sperm and causes pressure and pain
And that, friend, is the story of how I the doctor prescribed jacking off in order to relieve the pressure and pain on my nuts.
User avatar #19 - xcmxcmx (12/16/2013) [-]
medical masturbation.
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#17 - So if I don't find anyone, I would've turned gay ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on This Explains Everything 0
User avatar #23 - tokitoki (06/03/2013) [-]
Try again.
#58 - Or they just hate you? It doesn't seem like that being "m…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Sudden life change +13
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User avatar #69 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Or maybe in reaction to it you became a pest. I'm a middle child and got kicked out at 16 and live on my own, now I get on with my parents better than my 2 sisters
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#213 - regularmexican (05/27/2013) [-]
DUDE we are the same. I got to do a whole bunch of crap around the house and then some at my dads workplace. and since 2 of my 3 sisters have moved out to start their own families they expect even more of me. Wats worse is that I am the only guy so that furthers their dependence on me. I want to move out so bad but i cant even try to. im 21 and still living here when i should be getting used to life without parents supporting me.
also you know its bad when the youngest sister has started working at a market and you still have nothing of the sort.
i really want to leave
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#216 - regularmexican (05/27/2013) [-]
that picture has given me inspiration. I will definitely keep fighting so I can prove myself
User avatar #80 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Then move out, fuck em, they'll either have to do the work or respect you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it. I got kicked out, and offered to move back in, I said no. Because I wasn't respected enough in that house, they even admitted I was right, and they shouldn't of kicked me out. Be a man.
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User avatar #84 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
I moved out at 16 and went into a hostel shortly after living with family for a while. If it's that bad leave, if it's not, try and solve it. Talk to them. Have you ever seriously sat them down and told them this? Have you tried talking to them and giving them suggestions? And heck, on my birthday I had a pot noodle, that was all I remember, my 18th was a little better. Don't sit here and complain, do something about it. If it doesn't work, get a councilor or teacher or family or w.e. to talk to them. You should be off to college soon anyway right?
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User avatar #88 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Well if you've done all you've can, complain as much as you want. I take back the stuff about maning up if you've done it. Fucks me off when kids (not saying you) complain and either do nothing about it, or have nothing wrong. One girl I know has her dad clean her room, pay for her car, insurance and does everthing for her, and her life is supposedly hell. I told her I was going to be kicked out of my house as I was short on rent, she said she wanted a few £ off me for a favor she did weeks ago. I feel for you bro, I know the feeling, and most can't empathize, or think they can, but really have no problems. At least you have the internet eh?
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User avatar #92 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Where'd d'ya live? Murica? In the UK social services work for the kid, and if you don't want to go back, the won't make you. They believe the kids over the parents, if you really want to move out in the UK, they put you in a B&B until they can find you a hostel or flat
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#141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2013) [-]
Dude, I get where you're coming from. You said you can't move out till you're 18? Not necessarily true, but it would probably be best to finish highschool before you go. I'm assuming your parents don't plan on covering a college education or insurance for you, since you said they can't afford for everyone to eat out.

If that's the case I would suggest getting a job as soon as possible, saving up all the money you get so you'll have something to help start you once you get out. You'll turn 18 sooner than you think.

My dad used to beat me. I finished highschool and then I was out of there. I got a job as a cashier and lived in some nearby woods using some wilderness survival techniques until I saved enough to start a living.

I'm glad I lived the way I did, because it made me strong. And after being lonely for so long, I can truly appreciate the people I have in my life now. You're stronger than you think, so never doubt your own capabilities
User avatar #97 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
sucks bro :/
#68 - residentevilwesker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know your pain my friend although im an only child my mom and stepdad only see me as work horse to do all the work every where were at they treat my cousins who we rarely ever see better than they treat me
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#75 - residentevilwesker (05/27/2013) [-]
thats a good idea but unfortunately for me im slightly to young to do that
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#78 - residentevilwesker (05/27/2013) [-]
i like your ideas but i don't turn 17 until december
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