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#489 - To be honest, my life has been in the ******* lately. I… 08/20/2014 on Not even /b/ talks about this 0
#487 - Haha. Thats a nice story you got there. Glad its just fiction … 08/20/2014 on Not even /b/ talks about this +1
#70 - Thank you. I've been a furry for a long time mostly for … 08/20/2014 on Otherkins are fucked up... +2
#22 - You go to the data tab. 08/19/2014 on Anon gets a boner 0
#405 - Prototype. 08/18/2014 on 'papers +1
#92 - Nothing today or maybe in the next week will make me laugh as … 08/15/2014 on Saved funnez.Testing... 0
#29 - What is this? Looks like X & Y graphics but I know he wasn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on 0
User avatar #38 - elbrysobrony (08/13/2014) [-]
It is. It's a postgame thing. And that's a she.
#124 - Somebody got this on youtube? I want to add it to my playlist. 08/13/2014 on Fur Elise in different styles 0
#87 - I killed him on my first try. Not trying to brag or anything, … 08/12/2014 on Shrooms 0
#31 - What was the sauce on that again? I saw it a few months back b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on suave 0
#32 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
#102 - At first I wanted to thumb it down because I'm getting numb to… 08/11/2014 on feMAIL 0
#71 - Immediately thought of the Majula pigs. Oh god when the … 08/02/2014 on Too Cute +2
#325 - Do you play on PC? I've been wanting to get back into New Vega… 07/28/2014 on Seriously unhappy customer 0
#371 - Otherkins are not the same as furres. Furres in general are br… 07/26/2014 on Cringe comp P.10! It has... 0
#113 - Nah, what bugs me about Civ is the immortality. I mean, its un…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on civ games 0
User avatar #136 - schneidend (07/26/2014) [-]
The scouts send guys back to report to you. Think of yourself less as a physical leader and more as the spirit of your people, guiding them to greatness.
#159 - Had something similiar happen with a girl and World of Warcraf… 07/24/2014 on Types of people at every... +1
#201 - Doesn't he push you? I never went for that ending. Why would y…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/20/2014 on I think she might have been... +1
#218 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Because he's royally fucked up his chances with every female MC, and the only person he has left as a friend is some hikkikomori who is half terrified and half unexplainably enraged at some conspiracy theory he has cooked up about women and feminists taking over the world.

IMO, sounds like a pretty good reason to an hero.

#220 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Hisao... does... WHAT?!
#221 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Basically, the first act is the one where you choose which girl's route you're going through. Each girl has her own acts 2-4. How it decides on which route you'll take is based upon a counter system, and you need a certain amount of interaction with a particular girl to "activate" her route. You'll know which girl you're going with by who you're with on the festival. If you don't interact with any of the girls to a sufficient degree, you don't go with any of them. After that, well, you die. It's usually called the "Kenji Ending." You end up on the roof with a (presumably) drunk Kenji, and he's trying to get you to do something or other with him (i can't recall,) and as you're backing away from him, you fall off the roof.
User avatar #222 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Well fuck... I'd heard of the Kenji Ending before but nothing specific about it... Well, that's something else I wont be trying out...
#223 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, in order to get 100% completion, you have to do the Kenji ending.
User avatar #224 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Fuck 100%
Even if the Kenji ending didn't end in you dying I could never go through with getting Hanako's Neutral ending let alone her Bad ending...
#225 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
I fucked up, because I'm an idiot. Every girl, the first time through, I got the <Bad End>

First it was Emi. Then Lilly, Hanako, Shizune, and Rin in that order. I got the Kenji End first when I was trying to start Rin's route.

Related, MFW.
User avatar #226 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Really? I didn't have that issue. I got Emi as my first playthrough by accident. I wanted to start with Hanako, but I liked Lily too much to not go with her next. I was certain I'd got her bad ending until she was there in the hospital room with you. Then Hanako, Rin, and because I didn't like her character I chose the bad ending for Shizune fucking Misha before her good one. Cheating on her left me depressed, and her good one left me unsatisfied, Shizune was my least favorite story by far... I ended up using a guide for Rin and couldn't help but continue using it for Shizune, but ultimately, I was able to see what were the right and wrong choices Give Emi space, Open up to Lily, and Treat Hanako like a girl you have feelings for instead of a delicate infant
User avatar #227 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, see, I wanted to start with Hanako too, but I too ended up getting Emi. I mean, looking at the chart I was using, you either have to be trying, or be fucking stupid the get the Kenji ending, because you can *almost* always get Emi, as long as when the doctor asks you if you'll exercise, you answer "Yes" instead of "Maybe."
User avatar #228 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
I find it ironic that being concerned with your health is what makes you date the the girl who nearly killed you
#229 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, actually, going with Emi's route gives Hisao the best chance of surviving longer, because with Lilly, Hanako, and Rin, he spends most of his time in a sedentary manner. He's a bit more active when he's part of the Student Council in Shizune's Route, but it's not daily exercise in a targeted manner like Emi's is. Not to mention, Hisao has at least one episode with every girl. I'd say that Lilly's route is where you actually come closest to dying without actually dying. Because, you know, not only does Hisao have several episodes in her arc, he actually has another heart attack.
User avatar #230 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
For me, Lily's a kind, beautiful girl who wouldn't be exhausting to be around, so I'd love to meet someone like her in real life. Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.
#231 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.

Ignoring the practical reason for doing so, yeah it is pretty sweet. The thing is, she herself isn't an exhausting person to be around. Hisao is just a dumb fuck and either forgets his medicine (Summer Vacation) or exerts himself beyond the point of no return (Airport) and almost dies because of his feelings for her. If he did the same thing with any other girl besides Emi, the result would probably be the same. Now, if he did it with Emi, he'd have a much higher chance to *not* reach the point at which his life is in serious and immediate danger.

In any case this is all a moot point, because Rin is the best girl IMO, because, to a degree, everyone else seems to fit a particular stereotype. Lilly is the Ojou-sama, Emi is the energetic, "gotta go gotta go" deredere who gets pissed when you pry into her past. Hanako is a dandere almost to the letter, and is really bad at conveying her intentions, and Shizune is somewhere between a himidere and a tsundere, because she's always expecting something out of Hisao. Where everyone else, to some degree, is predictable, Rin is not, she's anything but an open book. And while at times this is infuriating, it's also her defining characteristic; not making sense.

And besides, just look at that fucking face. That is 100%, bona-fide "happy."
User avatar #232 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I realize a lot of that, but I mean as if I were in Hisao's place, Shizune is too aggressive for my tastes, Emi is too energetic, Rin is cool but I wouldn't find her attractive in a romantic sense, and while she's cute, Hanako would be too hard to approach romantically, so Lily is just the girl I'd find most attractive.
#145342 - Hey FJ. Been here around 2 years, don't comment a lot or come …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145540 - thedudeistheman (07/19/2014) [-]
Happy (potentially belated) birthday. I can play Payday and some other games sometime, if that ever sounds appealing.
User avatar #145372 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday. :3
There are some people that I was friends with and we just stopped talking to each other over time because I guess like long distance relationships, long distance friendships are kinda hard to keep up as well.
User avatar #145365 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
Happy bday man.
Like thatoneguy said: There really is no need to be alone. There are tons of people playing tons of games at the moment so why not join them?

For example I haven't played Terraria in ages and I'd love to play it again. So feel free to throw a message at me if you want to add me on steam.
User avatar #145354 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/18/2014) [-]
First of all:
Happy Birthday!

I have 86 Steam friends.
I only talk to 6 or 7 of them, at most.

My advice to you?
Go and play some online games, be yourself, and join in on shenanigans.
You're bound to find some awesome people when playing. (Just be sure to pick games that allow for such leniency. Such as: TF2, DayZ, Chivalry, Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, etc.)
Maybe join a Steam group and be part of it. One of my good friends started up a fairly large and popular group not too long ago, you should check it out: steamcommunity.com/groups/FWKZT

Other than that, if you're ever bored, you can add me on Steam and we can play together. I've only got 308 games just laying in my library doing nothing.
User avatar #145348 - ipostcp (07/18/2014) [-]
Make a wish list and I'll buy you something from it
User avatar #145346 - confusedasian (07/18/2014) [-]
Are your steam friends real life friends? I had that happen to me. I ended up deleting them. They weren't real life friends though. I don't have real life friends anyway. I do have a smmall family of my mom step dad and two little brothers. Happy birthday though. If you want to play league of legends, I'm on na. Private message me your name and we can play together. I'll be here all day as usual, but I am forgetful and oblivious so my response time varies. That's the only coop game I have though. Sorry, old computer.
#235 - Everyone talking about the hundreds they've spent on LoL, I pa… 07/12/2014 on "Free" 0
#161 - Comment deleted 07/12/2014 on Video Game Life Lessons 0
#100 - I need the source because of science.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Admin the Preacher +5
User avatar #414 - popnotes (07/10/2014) [-]
clavatninenine is only an ameteur when it comes to strange, deprived dragon porn.
Here's a hi-res link.
#111 - What is that face photoshopped on there from?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Fucking disgusting 0
User avatar #113 - unikornking (07/08/2014) [-]
Slark from dota 2
#29 - Yeah.. a little biased. 07/02/2014 on Gotcha 0
#1854 - **sposadox rolled user dafiltafish ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#29 - Que Dead Island music as the kill begins, temporarily …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Battefield sadness +1
User avatar #30 - immatakeaduty (06/29/2014) [-]
What dead island music as the kill begins?

Cue, the correct word is cue.


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User avatar #1 - yiffcario (10/08/2013) [-]
I have a larger version of it, but because I'm ban paranoid, I'll give it to you when we are both online.
I also have similar images of Legion if you want those too.
#2 to #1 - sposadox (10/08/2013) [-]
Well now that I notice your name, I can see why you might be worried about getting banned lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - yiffcario (10/08/2013) [-]
It's actually because Admad said anything sexual in any way, and I don't wanna mess with a perma ban.
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