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|#43 - The last one was alright to me. 2014 I think? It was the one w… [+] (1 new reply)||07/29/2015 on Kojima||+2|
|#922 - Someone took Spose and someone took Paradox. And Paradox043. …||07/29/2015 on What does your username mean?||0|
|#34 - Man, I got in to that as a kid and for the longest time I kept… [+] (4 new replies)||07/29/2015 on Kojima||+3|
|#15 - who is that? [+] (1 new reply)||07/29/2015 on If Pokemon snap was made in...||+1|
|#104 - Whats wrong with MN9? I was looking forward to it. [+] (2 new replies)||07/29/2015 on Game Testing||0|
#123 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
The game was a complete scam to begin with, with them claiming they don't have enough money to add features they advertised the fucking kickstarter with even after they got more money than the kickstarter set.
But Dina was a huge filthy feminist of the worst social media badgering type with all the "Why isn't the main character of your game a woman? Are you sexist?" bullshit. She got hired because her "BF" worked there. She banned people in masses because she's extremely irritating and lolsorandom. Then, when gamergate started, she was blocking people on twitter and banning them from the forums of the game they paid to support just for being pro-GG. She finally left the company shortly after she threw a fit and started demanding people pirate the game because she hates them so much.
The fact she lasted so long while failing so dramatically at her job made pretty much everyone who isn't an SJW lose all faith in the project. Now, Mikami's latest kickstarter is failing to make enough money.
Worst of all though, the game just looks bad. Really unimpressive shit.
|#34 - I really want to get Killing Floor 2, but most my friends don'…||07/24/2015 on JAZZ HANDS ACTIVATE||0|
|#152 - I hated Baldur's Gate, though lord knows I tried on several oc… [+] (1 new reply)||07/24/2015 on Morrowind Logic||0|
|#145 - What is a fact? Your opinion on what makes a game better? If s… [+] (1 new reply)||07/21/2015 on Morrowind Logic||0|
|#144 - If your going to bring player mods into it, what doesn't skyri… [+] (1 new reply)||07/21/2015 on Morrowind Logic||0|
#149 - sideism (07/22/2015) [-]
Modifications can't implement game-changing mechanics without scripts, and with a ton of scripts constantly running in the background and sometimes not updating when they should, will cause a ton of unfixable bugs, not to mention having those mechanics also work on NPCs and not just the player is a massive pain and is almost impossible without massive compromises. the tired old argument of "just mod it, bro" fails when the engine itself has no support for adding new mechanics and only allows you to have mild control over the ones that are already there.
And another thing, the way the quests are set up. Characters that cannot die, no way of figuring out where you're supposed to go without being forced to use map markers, quest items that glitch several quests when dropped (not to mention having no physics models), quest paths that are cut off for you for seemingly no reason even though its implied by the quest NPCs that you can.
it would take years of extensive modding to un-dumbdown skyrim. And even after years of work you would have barely put a scratch in it. at that point you might as well just play a different game
|#141 - More doesn't mean better. Rather have a game with a few great … [+] (3 new replies)||07/21/2015 on Morrowind Logic||0|
#151 - manollette (07/24/2015) [-]
"just waiting for invisible dice rolls to say you hit it"
Sooooo on that basis I take it you also hated Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age Origins, Baldur's Gate and almost every other traditional RPG to exist?
I agree on one point. The combat system isn't great. As I said, it's the only real flaw I found with the game. Everything else made up for it by a mile though. And I didn't say it has a lot of different mechanics. It has a lot of CONTENT, which is one of the most important features a game can offer - long term playability without artificially padding the game length.
|#12 - What? This looks like a high quality mod. I wanted a naked kha…||07/19/2015 on The Niggly Saga||+3|
|#7 - Man, 5 Second Films was the **** . Used to browse that f…||07/19/2015 on Directed by M...||+1|
|#66 - Oh hey, it was mine too. Happy birthday bro.||07/19/2015 on It's my Birthday FJ||0|
|#144 - Seriously man, Terraria has been out a long time, and there st… [+] (3 new replies)||07/19/2015 on Terraria is a great game.||+1|
|#197 - I loved it until the last episode. I haven't seen the sequel s… [+] (1 new reply)||07/17/2015 on I can feel it comin||0|
|#195 - that's reassuring. All the animes I've watched this year (the … [+] (3 new replies)||07/17/2015 on I can feel it comin||0|
|#158 - Hey, its a couple of friends doing something stupid on a video…||07/16/2015 on I can feel it comin||+1|
|#155 - What anime is that? Looks like it could be fun. [+] (9 new replies)||07/16/2015 on I can feel it comin||+2|
|#19 - Is that a real episode? Haven't been keeping up for a while. [+] (1 new reply)||07/11/2015 on sin||+2|
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|#25 - What was this anime again? feel like ive seen it before [+] (1 new reply)||07/08/2015 on Happiest Khajiit||0|
|#83 - Most people hated it because it was hyped up as something much…||07/08/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 7||+4|
|#1 - Pfft, what kind of scrub Dragonborn doesn't hang on Paarthubro… [+] (40 new replies)||07/01/2015 on Paarthurnax||+248|
#75 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
you fkin monster.
#76 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
Ill be honest I like the blades being dragonslayers aint bad but killing paarthurnax is a no.
Being a a dragonslayesr doesnt mean you have to slay every dragon lol only the bad ones.
#53 - tgruica (07/02/2015) [-]
Dead organisation, failed to save the emperor in Oblivion, didnt do shit later against the oblivion crisis.
In skyrim its a group of a inn kepeer, a mad man and a farmer tricking you to get new recruits and killing the master of the greybeards, the one that summoned you and tought the way of the voice.
Its like choosing to kill your fater becouse your friend told you so
#55 - minorian (07/02/2015) [-]
wut, that makes no sense to me. They always seemed like a benevolent group, even though their main task was guarding the Emperor. Also a bit unfair to give them such a hard time for what happened in Oblivion. They were two Blades against a horde of assassins, and they only failed him, when he got back stabbed by one that sneaked up behind them. He even said himself that he was destined to die at that moment.
I was actually about to start that quest line, when my computer quit. I was on the task of finding new members, and I thought it was really nice, because I love when you can manage your own guild or faction in RPG games.
#84 - thesovereigngrave (07/02/2015) [-]
Well Delphine's kind of a bitch. "Oh, the Blades exist to serve the Dragonborn." And then later "No, you have to kill the only dragon who's helped you out because we said so, and if you don't we won't help you anymore". Really wish there was a way to point her out on that little tidbit of bullshit hypocrisy.
#48 - tgruica (07/02/2015) [-]
yes, they trick you into thinking that the empire is weak and that they need to defend against the dominion, while ulfrics last words afrer taking solitude clearly station how selfish of a man he is.
Ulfric is a traitor, calls himself a true nord while he cowardly escapes after he kills his oponent in a duel (also, he cheated during the fight).
the empire wasnt build in a day and wont be destoryed by some rebels
#63 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
#83 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]
If I remember right, there was no strict "swords only" rule. It was a fight to the death or whatever.
Fight to the death implies "use what you can, be it magic or screaming."
Also, the Viper/Mountain fight was fair, because again, fight to the death, using whatever is necessary to win. And Gregor didn't actually do anything "unfair", if anything, Oberyn did by using poison.
#89 - tgruica (07/03/2015) [-]
That what i am saying
Oberin used poison, and both had different armor/weaponry
so it wasnt a fair fight
And by "no strict rules", that isnt really the case here.
becouse they fought on the traditional nord way, thats why stormcloads always say that he killed him in a fair fight.
Think of it as a boxing match where one guy hasboxing gloves and the other has spiked Brass knuckles.
Or a 18th century pistol duel, one has a regular flintlock and the other a shotgun
#50 - ciacheczko (07/02/2015) [-]
Not only that. The thing is that Stormcloaks being rebellious only give the Thalmor a free reason to attack Skyrim while it's vulnerable, like a gift wrapped in a red ribbon. By seemingly complying, Imperium's actual plan is to grow in strenght and fuck the Thalmor over when they can actually win.
Long story short - Stormcloaks are shit at chess.
#90 - qauronexoforce (07/08/2015) [-]
Isn't that sort of a non issue because now the storm cloaks have a potentially immortal vampire lord/leader of thieves guild, companions, college of winter hold, dark brotherhood, bards college/ dragon soul devouring, thane of every city, killer of the world eater and just in general op mad man on their side. The Imperials basically accepted their defeat to the Thalmor, the Emporer is their little toy and now and there are probably innumerable Thalmor spies and servants rooted in the Imperials ranks by now.
TLR the Nords are basically the only non-traitors in Tamriel and thus the only ones who can actually wage a war on the Thalmor, Dragonborn is pretty powerful, maybe he can enlist the dragons to defeat the Thalmor
#58 - minorian (07/02/2015) [-]
Dude, he actually said that it's swayed towards the Stormcloaks, since, you know, it's kinda hard to feel sympathy with the people who just tried to execute you. He also said that this was specific for newcomers, so that you have to ask random people to know what's really going on, is just another reason he is right
#4 - carlonord (07/01/2015) [-]
Speaking of Odahviing, I had no idea I could get the bone dragon as a summon from the Soul Cairn. After I killed him in the courtyard and wandered back outside, having him spawn again and the NPCs shout that he's back, I immediately sprinted up to him and killed him again before he could even start talking. I was pleased with myself until I found out from the wiki that he could be summoned.
#35 - lordsepulchure (07/02/2015) [-]
Attacking keeps and fortresses with him is the best thing ever. First summoning a lot of undead, then Durnehviir, then attack with a whole undead army, with an undead dragon in it! With his own minions!
Necromancy 4 (un)life.
#17 - shadowkingdr (07/02/2015) [-]
similarly the first time i summoned old maggothead was in the middle of a war with about 50 bandits (no fucking clue what happened but a fort was overstocked with highleveled bandits) and instead of attacking them he teaches me a shout, which is good and all but i was in the middle of getting my ass handed to me
#5 - anon (07/01/2015) [-]
Brodahviing forgives you
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|#149 - **** yeah, Persona 4 reference.||06/19/2015 on Splatoon Plaza Compilation 4||0|