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splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Times Content Favorited:203 times
Total Comments Made:1641
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latest user's comments

#1472 - heyy man, happy birthday. from a bro who wishes he could give … 02/25/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#21 - dude i would've given Azula the dick. twice. or more eve… 02/25/2015 on Flirtbending 101 +9
#19 - the same rights apply if you steal from somebody in the Muslim world 02/25/2015 on Teal'c -1
#44 - i love this! it's so effin cute! 02/25/2015 on Erma: Page 1-21 (Ongoing) +2
#35 - i guessed the same thing and i hope you're right 02/25/2015 on How Many Cops? 0
#689 - whoops, totally thought you were my babe, but your name cleare… 02/24/2015 on Post your BEST picture +1
#9 - I've always wished for the same thing. Usually when i look at …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on What would you say to yourself +62
User avatar #115 - extrememattkekas (02/25/2015) [-]
that's because you are closer to your face in the mirror and concentrate on yourself 100x more. One time just stare at someone's face (without being caught lol) and the longer you stare the uglier they get. unless they're a pure hottie.
#135 - splyt (02/25/2015) [-]
i think what you're saying is half right. i do focus harder on myself than i might on others and that could be why i think my flaws are so much more emphasized in my eyes. but i dont get the same effect if i focus on other people like that close up. i notice more detail, but i dont few it as bad i just recognize it's normal for people to be imperfect. but i take it harder on myself because of my poor self image
#40 - Rascal (02/24/2015) [-]
Thats how i feel too
#11 - i had one really embarrassing moment while doing the dirty dee…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Confesster Comp Part 1 +5
User avatar #18 - CyrilKeir (02/24/2015) [-]
I did that too.... My wife busted out laughing so hard at my misery, meanwhile I just curled into the fetal position for a little while... Damn that hurt so much

Then we finished after I was feeling better
#35 - favorite superhero is a shape shifter? pick that then shift in… 02/24/2015 on What friends? 0
#290 - bench press gives you nice man titties son 02/24/2015 on Genetics +23
#92 - i can't tell, is this brilliant or retarded?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Was worth a shot +2
User avatar #109 - ccosenza (02/24/2015) [-]
**ccosenza used "*roll cah answer*"**
**ccosenza rolls Hillary Clinton's death stare.**
#100 - someoneforamoment (02/24/2015) [-]
I have no idea. The pug gif came to mind when I was reading the cat poo think and I just went with it.
#28 - awww dude eww.. i mean that was funny but still man eww 02/23/2015 on Whisky is sealed forever :( +3
#77 - i mean when my dick's erect i can kinda just like wave it up n… 02/23/2015 on Sex ed 0
#123 - i am not very courageous but am eager to prove my level of bra… 02/23/2015 on Truth or dare 0
#121 - well, the truth of dares, is that those who are daring are cou…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Truth or dare 0
User avatar #122 - papaar (02/23/2015) [-]
you had it right the first time. are you courageous and eager to prove to others your level of bravery?
#123 - splyt (02/23/2015) [-]
i am not very courageous but am eager to prove my level of bravery. your turn, truth or dare?
#14 - im reasonably sure the penis is a muscle. because it expands w…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Sex ed 0
#55 - Rascal (02/23/2015) [-]
The penis is an organ.

I am just as disappointed with you as I am with every else who replied.
#46 - Enjubi (02/23/2015) [-]
The penis isn't a muscle. Why would you think so? Yes, you can clench your kegel (the one between your anus and your dick) but that's not a part of the dick ("hurr durr my dick is 30cm in all"). Your penis is a swellbody.
i.e.
>Be dickhead
>swell with blood and more blood.
#45 - avyon (02/23/2015) [-]
i'm 90% sure that the penis is a soft tissue.
User avatar #42 - flemsdfer (02/23/2015) [-]
If the penis was a muscle, you could move it around like you do your tongue.
#77 - splyt (02/23/2015) [-]
i mean when my dick's erect i can kinda just like wave it up nd down sorta but im pretty sure those are technically kegels im doing
#50 - mrtallguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Wait.. Can you not? im srs..
User avatar #19 - edmin (02/23/2015) [-]
but it is a boner
#9 - that is if it's a porno 02/23/2015 on Sims logic 0
#21 - no matter how rich and famous your dad is or how well known yo… 02/23/2015 on jaden smith +34
#36 - DAAAAAMN that is a LOT of personality and intellect stuff into… 02/23/2015 on Stop looking at me! +1
#25 - i wish you got more thumbs that was funny as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Sherry +2
User avatar #45 - galaxiegal (02/23/2015) [-]
wish granted i thumbed
#12 - **** you and **** your bicycles i keed, p… 02/22/2015 on Perks of Recreation +2
#35 - ******* lost it at "meaty oaker ass" 02/22/2015 on Autistic Olympics #5 +1
#271 - haha, gladly! 02/22/2015 on a title 0
#266 - idk if she's someone i could love though. by which i mean be i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #269 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Well, just keep doing what you're doing.
#271 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, gladly!
#264 - well im trying to clarify that it's not a romantic relationship 02/22/2015 on a title 0

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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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