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#31 - which are magic  [+] (24 new replies) 10/01/2015 on (untitled) -82
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#144 - dndxplain (10/02/2015) [-]
>>#72,
there's a major difference between Divine and Arcane magic.

clerics, inquisitors, and oracles use divine magic.

wizards, sorcerers, and magi use arcane magic.

the spell "wish" is arcane. the spell "miracle" is divine.

there are anti-magic fields for both, though rarely for both at the same time.

tl;dr: the pope is a divine cleric at level 20. he's also got 10 ranks of celestial and can perform miracle.
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#95 - elsenortamatoe (10/02/2015) [-]
Arcane vs divine
Know your magic
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#57 - plazmaflare (10/01/2015) [-]
They're miracles. Git gud.
#150 - giveusername (10/02/2015) [-]
Gud means god in swedish, For a second i was like yes, Yes we should get gud but how?
#72 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
By definition, there is no difference between magic and miracle. Except, one will get you canonized and one will get you burn at the stake. (Which is an especially apt distinction when dealing with the world's largest organized crime ring, a.k.a. The Roman Catholic Church that has a history of doing those very things)
#170 - angelious (10/02/2015) [-]
the difference is: miracles are boons granted by god.

magic is just about everything else.

its heresy to even think magic to be real since only god can give such boons to people.

and those who do have these boons but are not designed as holy men or such, are considered to have gotten these powers by selling away their soul(a thing god gave you) and thus you are unclean,corrupted and evil.

burning, is said to ward off evil. so thus they burn away faggots and witches to ward of their evil.



that, is the church explination
#124 - wadethegreat (10/02/2015) [-]
Miracles are things that should not happen, but they doexample, the mets winning the world series or somthing idk.
Magic are acts that dont make sense in science, But still happen.
Example, alchemy. Changing lead into gold,
#114 - flufflepuff (10/02/2015) [-]
>doesn't play mage master race
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#110 - ruderoody (10/02/2015) [-]
Every single kind of human group, or organization has done fucked up shit and that includes every single religious group not just Roman Catholic Church and I'm not just talking about the Abrahamic religions
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#94 - captainfuckitall (10/02/2015) [-]
Actually, they're too very distinct things.

Traditionally, magic refers to supernatural ability that comes from you, your willpower, knowledge, or wherever it comes from. Miracles, on the other hand, refer to divine power and will of a higher being that USES you as the focal point for its action.

In short, magic is: "I have gained the power to heal people"
Miracles are: "A divine being has given me the power to heal people"
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#121 - travisthered (10/02/2015) [-]
But if a god gives you the magical abilities, you'll likely be burned anyway.
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#122 - captainfuckitall (10/02/2015) [-]
Not the point. The point is that's the difference.
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#85 - HenrikVIII (10/01/2015) [-]
Miracles scale with faith and magic scales with intelligence you pleb
#149 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
faith sunbro build best build
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#112 - ampharosrules (10/02/2015) [-]
This is the kind of religious debate I enjoy seeing on the Internet.
#97 - thelastelephant (10/02/2015) [-]
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#91 - shunkahawolf (10/02/2015) [-]
unless your a sorcerer then it scales with charisma
#136 - fudgeyfudge (10/02/2015) [-]
magic to me is something like sorcerers, fairy godparents, genies and stuff. i include god in having magic and that they thought witchcraft was just magic supported by satan
#210 - lordofhell (10/02/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**Well I do support magic magicians are cool.
#75 - limberlarry (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, religious people would define "miracle" as a supernatural act originating with god, while "magic" would be a supernatural act that did not originate with god, so there is a difference
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#78 - admiralen (10/01/2015) [-]
one would think that if god made everything that magic would also have originated with him
#81 - limberlarry (10/01/2015) [-]
Well yeah but I mean specifically and immediately, i.e its a miracle if something supernatural happens because god says so, its magic if something supernatural happens because a human says so
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#74 - drpenguinz (10/01/2015) [-]
"by definition"
oh god, you dont know how stupid you sound, do you?
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"Nuclear"
"no, it's Nu-clee-er"
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#90 - lel i'm sorry i was trying to be ironic. i know that one…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2015 on fj comments +4
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#91 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Oh my bad. I was gonna say, pretty weird that you don't recognize that one haha
#86 - ...what the **** are you talking about  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2015 on fj comments +1
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#87 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

that's the pneumonic device ive always heard and been taught for remember order of operations. you mentioned yours, so i replied with mine
#108 - spikeymike (09/27/2015) [-]
I always found it easier to just remember what each letter stood for instead of some silly sentence.... But then again I'm in school to be an engineer so math is kind of my thing
#90 - splyt (09/27/2015) [-]
lel i'm sorry i was trying to be ironic. i know that one it's incredibly common.
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#91 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Oh my bad. I was gonna say, pretty weird that you don't recognize that one haha
#21 - oh geez, that's the exact ******* face it make when i open IE too... 09/27/2015 on Internet Explorer 0
#78 - nah dude it's PEMDAS, i remember from school, i used it like t…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/27/2015 on fj comments +79
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#178 - phantomcancer (09/27/2015) [-]
Gotta ask, were you taught the order of operations as a mnemonic or through practice? Because I've never learned any mnemonics in school.
#156 - erble (09/27/2015) [-]
But... none of those are mathematical operations...
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#130 - reyden (09/27/2015) [-]
reminds me of how i learned taxonomic classifications (Kingdom phylum class ect.):
King Phillip Came Over For Great S oup lets keep it classy FJ
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#99 - jagerhaus (09/27/2015) [-]
Isn't it easier to remember PEMDAS? I mean like what else do they stand for? Its not like I'll forgot P means parenthesis and not take the derivative or something.
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#81 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
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#114 - blerdegerb (09/27/2015) [-]
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#125 - jellyman (09/27/2015) [-]
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#107 - epicactual (09/27/2015) [-]
thats how I learned it but I think the penguins one is fucking hilarious
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#113 - xchewsifferx (09/27/2015) [-]
I always liked:

Please
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My friend and I thought of it when we were 16, don't judge us to harshly
#121 - StickyTissueLoLz (09/27/2015) [-]
Saved this picture 4 years ago, and never used it until now...
#200 - teddybearlove (09/27/2015) [-]
I have this one...
#122 - StickyTissueLoLz (09/27/2015) [-]
...only to find out that it's a FUCKING THUMB NAIL
#198 - kanaka (09/27/2015) [-]
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#118 - epicactual (09/27/2015) [-]
That ones pretty great too
#86 - splyt (09/27/2015) [-]
...what the fuck are you talking about
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#87 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

that's the pneumonic device ive always heard and been taught for remember order of operations. you mentioned yours, so i replied with mine
#108 - spikeymike (09/27/2015) [-]
I always found it easier to just remember what each letter stood for instead of some silly sentence.... But then again I'm in school to be an engineer so math is kind of my thing
#90 - splyt (09/27/2015) [-]
lel i'm sorry i was trying to be ironic. i know that one it's incredibly common.
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#91 - shadowhorn (09/27/2015) [-]
Oh my bad. I was gonna say, pretty weird that you don't recognize that one haha