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splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:6/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3949
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:80182
Times Content Favorited:203 times
Total Comments Made:1641
FJ Points:9375
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#34 - would that not be a pentagonal prism? or is there another smar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Anon is on salvia +1
User avatar #70 - buttinspecter (01/12/2015) [-]
Try making a true pentagon into a puppet.
#45 - Rascal (01/12/2015) [-]
United States Department of Defense
#63 - damn, you read my second sentence and think i'm being serious?… 01/11/2015 on Illegal Move 0
#62 - dude that's BS pornstars really don't make all that much and i… 01/11/2015 on Illegal Move 0
#18 - stupid ******* pornstars, no wonder that's what she doe…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Illegal Move -4
User avatar #93 - TheBigGummyBear (01/12/2015) [-]
I don't think they care dude.

Do you watch pornos to watch attractive people play chess? Or to see them fucking?
User avatar #56 - icrapgoldndiamonds (01/11/2015) [-]
at least she is getting paid for her stupidity and your sat there spelling shit wrong for free


who's the idiot here?
#63 - splyt (01/11/2015) [-]
damn, you read my second sentence and think i'm being serious?... i guess people don't have much faith if they wouldn't for a second believe that i was being ironic
#21 - verycoolcat (01/11/2015) [-]
They make more money in a year than the majority of the US population makes in 5 years.

Theres pornstars who have masters degrees.

Hell that chick from youtube jenna marbles used to be a lingerie model with a masters degree and now she makes over 6 figures a year never having used her degree.
#62 - splyt (01/11/2015) [-]
dude that's BS pornstars really don't make all that much and it's totally variable based on what you allow people to do to you and how much work you get. how good your agent is, blah blah blah, but still, 80something percent of pornstars dont stay in the business longer than a year or two. this can be looked up
User avatar #33 - jkrule (01/11/2015) [-]
So true
User avatar #25 - dovydude (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't she play lingerie football?
#27 - verycoolcat (01/11/2015) [-]
or somethin... don't remember
#20 - marioauditore (01/11/2015) [-]
#29 - **** yeah she gets it! Lok'tar Ogar bitches, for the Horde!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on WoW she's a bitch +3
#199 - bighornwizardsheep (01/11/2015) [-]
Ishne alo por ah comrade
#8 - *six flags commercial music pops into my head* 01/11/2015 on when you wake up and remember 0
#8 - i would've guessed our pokemon would be some kind of toast mon… 01/11/2015 on (untitled) 0
#16 - i feel like this is some dope **** but why the ****… 01/11/2015 on Flame on 0
#399 - i can help with that 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... +10
#48 - Tomb Rider: a game about someone who does not fully understand… 01/11/2015 on Vidya Names 0
#23 - i dunno man, i find myself depressed when focusing on my future :/ 01/10/2015 on I'm living in an apartment. 0
#55 - that actually sounds pretty rad i probably will, i love movies… 01/10/2015 on an apple a day 0
#26 - what is this cinema sins thing? multiple people have brought it up  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on an apple a day 0
User avatar #34 - shadowhorn (01/10/2015) [-]
It's a youtube channel that basically reviews movies for basic mistakes in casting, filming, etc. etc. You should check it out, it's pretty cool. www.youtube.com/user/CinemaSins
#55 - splyt (01/10/2015) [-]
that actually sounds pretty rad i probably will, i love movies and reviews for em and whatnot. you ever seen the Honest Trailers series on youtube?
#54 - plaguehammer (01/10/2015) [-]
it's not meant to be taken as a literal review. it's a comedy channel.
#17 - hmm, you're right 01/10/2015 on Tryin to leave FJ 0
#8 - nah first you'd probably get knocked out after inhaling a bit …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Anon wants to commit suicide +5
User avatar #38 - Lambda (01/10/2015) [-]
It's chlorine gas. Used as a chemical weapon. It won't just suffocate you, it will burn the shit out of you.
Don't quote me on this, but I believe it reacts with the moisture in the eyes, skin, and lungs to create hydrochloric acid, which then does exactly what you would expect a strong acid to do.
#50 - Rascal (01/10/2015) [-]
As a guy that has had a retard lab partner who dumped 12 molar HCl into a sink, I can certify Chlorine gas hurts like a mother fucker. It nice and peaceful....after your throw up the froth that is your lungs....
#43 - Rascal (01/10/2015) [-]
No you're thinking of Mustard Gas. Chlorine is a nerve agent.
#8 - but hell, if that won't scare a skinny white kid straight though... 01/09/2015 on (untitled) +3
#7 - that ****** gettin laid tho 01/09/2015 on The Bitch +1
#34 - not gallium? 01/09/2015 on I think that's Mercur-oh 0
#11 - Alfred: "Just once, I'd like somebody to believe that..." 01/09/2015 on Alfred +17
#49 - is that really it's name? is it still called that when you blo… 01/06/2015 on Airbending in Water 0
#97 - i wunna see a demastered version of farcry4 01/06/2015 on Demastered games 0
#73 - i'm american, i don't write decimals with commas, i use points… 01/05/2015 on [read description] 0
#52 - for americans, i just look at that like it's 3.3 right? no oth…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on [read description] 0
#59 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (01/05/2015) [-]
What
#73 - splyt (01/05/2015) [-]
i'm american, i don't write decimals with commas, i use points. i was asking if that should read 3.3kg to me
#55 - just saw this episode for the first time earlier tonight i lov…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on FJ Users +1
User avatar #57 - episode (01/05/2015) [-]
Oh really? What a coincidence
#5 - that last guy have vitiligo or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on hel-bye +7
User avatar #22 - slothboner (01/05/2015) [-]
No faggot hes just a god damn freak who gave himself a half boner in the gutter with leaves and shit wtf?
User avatar #8 - Overloaded (01/04/2015) [-]
I would assume so.

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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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