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sphincterface

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:8/22/2016
Location:America
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3301
Highest Content Rank:#1811
Highest Comment Rank:#206
Content Thumbs: 932 total,  1018 ,  86
Comment Thumbs: 25641 total,  27326 ,  1685
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:70663
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:10377
FJ Points:19934
German by heritage, American by birth.

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latest user's comments

#58195 - Just didn't show up to any of them. They cant drag him there s… 08/11/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#58193 - Skipped all their drug tests. So we all know what that means.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#58194 - fuckberries (08/11/2016) [-]
Can you just skip a drug test?
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#58196 - damandan (08/11/2016) [-]
Skipping a test mean positive test
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#58195 - sphincterface (08/11/2016) [-]
Just didn't show up to any of them. They cant drag him there since it was his responsibility but if he doesn't show up to any of them it's basically like getting caught with its
#58191 - At this point if I was in charge of the Steelers, Leveon Bell …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#58197 - figatron (08/11/2016) [-]
The likelihood they'll find a comparable runningback in the next 5 years is miniscule.
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#58192 - fuckberries (08/11/2016) [-]
What happened?
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#58193 - sphincterface (08/11/2016) [-]
Skipped all their drug tests. So we all know what that means.
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#58194 - fuckberries (08/11/2016) [-]
Can you just skip a drug test?
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#58196 - damandan (08/11/2016) [-]
Skipping a test mean positive test
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#58195 - sphincterface (08/11/2016) [-]
Just didn't show up to any of them. They cant drag him there since it was his responsibility but if he doesn't show up to any of them it's basically like getting caught with its
#12 - My dong has expanded. 08/10/2016 on cg- coconut gun 0
#58163 - We doing fantasy football soon? And when?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#58164 - suddenk (08/08/2016) [-]
Message damandan your espn email
#393 - Hahahahah **** me. 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! +1
#392 - **sphincterface used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **sphincterface ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! +1
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#393 - sphincterface (07/24/2016) [-]
Hahahahah fuck me.
#46 - Is that what it's called? 07/23/2016 on Overwatch dank meme dump 0
#35 - You expect me to read all that ****? 07/23/2016 on henna is offensive -1
#72 - Same. 07/23/2016 on they are amazing. +25
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