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Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Halo, Batman Arkham Series, FIFA, Madden, NCAA Football, Mass Effect, , Skyrim, Fallout, Republic Commando, Assassin's Creed, Mortal Kombat
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Interests: Sports of all kinds, video games, playing guitar, reading, drawing, watching TV and movies, eating. I basically love everything :),
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:America
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#65 - I noticed that too. He really does seem to have a different pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on No Dads Allowed +4
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#67 - majordeadpool (23 hours ago) [-]
He's obviously still "Kratos", it shines through when he lost it at the kid's fuckup of a shot, but like you said, he's calmer. He realized he was scaring his son, and that wasn't what he was supposed to do. "Don't be sorry, be better." I.E Learn from your mistake. He takes an arrow to the shoulder like a champ, because the kid froze, and as a father he understands. As a warrior he might have yelled or demanded them to improve, but he knows his son well enough to not judge too harshly. The moment where rather than taking the knife or letting the kid not do it, he guided the knife into the elk/creature and helped , fucking glorious.
He might just be living off the land as a hunter, I'm really curious to see how he met the kid's mother, how that all went down. Hell, I wanna know how the hell he got all the way up north. Just wish I had a release date to glare at whenever I'm reminded of the game.
#58 - I mean for ***** sake, the man deserves some kind of happiness…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2016 on No Dads Allowed +5
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#62 - majordeadpool (06/29/2016) [-]
Exactly, when you finish your "main quest" you either stop playing, or you figure out something else to do. Kratos tried killing himself once in GoW1, and in GoW 3, neither time did it work out for him. So, likely he did what you said, wandered. After a while, a guy's gotta find something to do, he's a Spartan for sure, but there's more to life than JUST fighting. He got his revenge, he's done. During traveling to fucking Viking land, he might have found someone that actually made him move on with his life, or maybe by that point he had found some mental peace. Either way, he has evolved which is fucking stunning considering how he started out(and was for the entire series.) and I think that's fucking great.

The demo was enough for me to replay the series in preparation for the new game, whenever they decide to release it. Might even finally play Ascension just to play a story I haven't already beaten.
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#65 - sphincterface (23 hours ago) [-]
I noticed that too. He really does seem to have a different personality. While he used to always be bitter and screaming, in this one he almost seems calm, and almost more patient. He probably has had a lot of time to himself to just think and move on with his life. While at heart he is still a Spartan and still a warrior, in this one he seems more like a man who minds his own business and works as a hunter or something. He seems more fatherly and patient, while still being harsh and stern as hell. I like where this new story could be going and could really flesh out and develop a character that in the eyes of a lot of people, didn't have much going for him in regards of personality.
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#67 - majordeadpool (23 hours ago) [-]
He's obviously still "Kratos", it shines through when he lost it at the kid's fuckup of a shot, but like you said, he's calmer. He realized he was scaring his son, and that wasn't what he was supposed to do. "Don't be sorry, be better." I.E Learn from your mistake. He takes an arrow to the shoulder like a champ, because the kid froze, and as a father he understands. As a warrior he might have yelled or demanded them to improve, but he knows his son well enough to not judge too harshly. The moment where rather than taking the knife or letting the kid not do it, he guided the knife into the elk/creature and helped , fucking glorious.
He might just be living off the land as a hunter, I'm really curious to see how he met the kid's mother, how that all went down. Hell, I wanna know how the hell he got all the way up north. Just wish I had a release date to glare at whenever I'm reminded of the game.
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