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sphincterface

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Well here goes finals week. :/comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PC
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Battlefield, Halo, Batman Arkham Series, FIFA, Madden, NCAA Football, Mass Effect, Halo, Skyrim, Fallout, Republic Commando, Assassin's Creed.
X-box Gamertag: Nklein58
Interests: Sports of all kinds, video games, playing guitar, reading, drawing, watching TV and movies, eating,
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Merica
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10785
Comment Ranking:#390
Highest Content Rank:#5354
Highest Comment Rank:#388
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:26417
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:4102
FJ Points:8424
German by heritage, American by birth.

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#38 - I get what you're saying. I love dogs and all, but when I am j…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Dogs +1
User avatar #39 - mrhappysunshine (5 hours ago) [-]
exactly! and dogs off leads that come running up to you. most of the time they are just being nosey but its still scary to have an Irish hound or Tibetan mastiff sprint at you!
#200 - No, she's a woman so he would try to beat her up. 6 hours ago on Working out with the... +1
#198 - Yes. 6 hours ago on Working out with the... 0
#99 - Why have you moved to so many places?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on College Students and Old... 0
User avatar #104 - infinitereaper (5 hours ago) [-]
military brat, its actually really crappy
#97 - God dammit, why do you have to remind me of that last one? My … 6 hours ago on College Students and Old... 0
#33 - You have a lot of dog dreams, don't you? I remember you posted…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Dogs 0
User avatar #35 - mrhappysunshine (6 hours ago) [-]
I do yes, though I have a lot of very vivid dreams full stop, just coincidentally the dog ones have been relevant to funnyjunk twice in a short space of time.

Might be something to do with me having a fear of dogs. I love them, but I have this reflex fear that i cant quite get over.
User avatar #38 - sphincterface (5 hours ago) [-]
I get what you're saying. I love dogs and all, but when I am just going on a jog or walk and some dog starts barking at me from their yard, I get scared as hell, because usually they're pretty big dogs and I know that they could kill me pretty easily if they wanted to. I know normally the dogs are just barking at me and not wanting to be aggressive at all, but still. They can be pretty scary. I still love them though.
User avatar #39 - mrhappysunshine (5 hours ago) [-]
exactly! and dogs off leads that come running up to you. most of the time they are just being nosey but its still scary to have an Irish hound or Tibetan mastiff sprint at you!
#109 - Add something about feminazis or black people and you get unli… 6 hours ago on Pro as heck guide to FrontPage 0
#55 - Let's try this out. kl Assad qwerty Jelsoft Julio myr… 6 hours ago on Gucci Longboarding 0
#217 - Hahahahahahaha- NO. 6 hours ago on I'd put a trigger warning 0
#5 - **** , that part was terrifying. :/ 6 hours ago on The dark side +2

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User avatar #14 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
boop.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Beep boop.
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Hello

Good Evening.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Hey.

And good evening to you too
User avatar #18 to #17 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #19 to #18 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Heading off to bed actually. Got a big ass test tomorrow
#6 - cunninglinguist (02/07/2015) [-]
mfw I'm one of your fave users
mfw I'm one of your fave users
User avatar #7 to #6 - sphincterface (02/07/2015) [-]
My very favorite, to be exact.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. You're one of my faves, and one of the very very few people who know my life story

Sorry it took a while to respond, somehow I couldnt comment on things here D:
User avatar #9 to #8 - sphincterface (02/09/2015) [-]
It's alright! And hey I'm glad you trust me enough to tell me your story. That's why you're my favorite. <3
User avatar #10 to #9 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
d'aaawww. I do trust you. I know many Nicks, but you're my fave Also, I read you could sing? :3 can you pls sing for me one time? I can sing too, but I'm far too shy. Maybe one day we could have a duet <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - sphincterface (02/10/2015) [-]
You got yourself a deal!
#12 to #11 - cunninglinguist (02/10/2015) [-]
YES!!! so happy
YES!!! so happy
User avatar #5 - murrlogic (01/25/2015) [-]
boop
#13 to #5 - Ken M (03/14/2015) [-]
boopity boop
#4 - cunninglinguist (01/18/2015) [-]
mfw new friend
#3 - watshisface (12/17/2014) [-]
nice to see another friendly face
User avatar #1 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
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