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Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Chicago
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#411 - Noice!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #412 - saltyfries (08/16/2014) [-]
yep, hopefully I get the day off for it cuz I gots new job now, though they're laid back mofos so maybe i'll get it. Gave them 1 month in advance.
#409 - Taking an extra day to remember 9/11 nothing  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #410 - saltyfries (08/16/2014) [-]
new date 4 my trip to chitown
User avatar #411 - spazzin (08/16/2014) [-]
Noice!
User avatar #412 - saltyfries (08/16/2014) [-]
yep, hopefully I get the day off for it cuz I gots new job now, though they're laid back mofos so maybe i'll get it. Gave them 1 month in advance.
#32197 - >1870 god damn  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32198 - saltyfries (08/12/2014) [-]
note the 3 hall of famers
#32188 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #32189 - hockeykicksass (08/12/2014) [-]
ok just making sure that wasnt an anger response
#32186 - GOD DAMNIT  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #32187 - hockeykicksass (08/12/2014) [-]
did you watch the video?
User avatar #32188 - spazzin (08/12/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #32189 - hockeykicksass (08/12/2014) [-]
ok just making sure that wasnt an anger response
#32176 - >has to resort to copying me Grow up dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32177 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
Do you find this cringy_?
#32175 - I really do think the justice system should decide this. 08/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32173 - This might be the dumbest statement ever made on the internet.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#32174 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
This might be the dumbest statement made on the internet.
User avatar #32176 - spazzin (08/11/2014) [-]
>has to resort to copying me
Grow up dude.
#32177 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
Do you find this cringy_?
#63 - >26k ***** I'm only getting 5k 08/11/2014 on College in a nutshell +1
#32167 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +5
User avatar #32172 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
Sports are for neckbeards who watch T.V. all day and drink 12 packs a beer a day.
#32173 - spazzin (08/11/2014) [-]
This might be the dumbest statement ever made on the internet.
#32174 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
This might be the dumbest statement made on the internet.
User avatar #32176 - spazzin (08/11/2014) [-]
>has to resort to copying me
Grow up dude.
#32177 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
Do you find this cringy_?
#32163 - Thought he was 17. Whoops 08/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32158 - So Tony Stewart killed a 17 year old kid and more than likely …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #32171 - theassmancometh (08/11/2014) [-]
Fuck that. There was a caution flag.........And you can see he jerked the wheel to the right as he passed the poor guy..... It was in the heat of the moment and I understand fucking up in the heat of the moment but that's not an excuse for this.....

Criminal charges should be filed. I'm not suggesting manslaughter but something should be done about his negligence..
User avatar #32204 - damandan (08/12/2014) [-]
It jerked because the guy was getting runned over
User avatar #32175 - spazzin (08/11/2014) [-]
I really do think the justice system should decide this.
#32164 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [-]
#32162 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2014) [-]
he was 20
User avatar #32163 - spazzin (08/10/2014) [-]
Thought he was 17. Whoops
User avatar #32161 - diddlydiddly (08/10/2014) [-]
My buddys dad owns a couple of race cars, and he's raced against tony. said he was the biggest asshole ever
User avatar #32159 - bondofsnow (08/10/2014) [-]
Heres a link to a longer version of the video with sound

deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708

User avatar #32160 - diddlydiddly (08/10/2014) [-]
Definatly swerved into him
User avatar #32203 - damandan (08/12/2014) [-]
no its just the guy getting ran over
#32146 - This still angers me  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #32169 - saltyfries (08/11/2014) [-]
I still have the thread saved btw
www.funnyjunk.com/sports/17492#17492
User avatar #32182 - skullnigga (08/11/2014) [-]
1/05/14
User avatar #32154 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
no
#32152 - saltyfries (08/10/2014) [-]
that still makes me smile haters gonna hate
#32147 - nachoiscool (08/10/2014) [-]
#192 - > ******* idiot can't even fry eggs 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories +4
#73 - **** the packers fgt  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on family man can +1
#97 - saltyfries (08/08/2014) [-]
you shut ur dirty whorish mouth I love you bro
#31703 - I hear we can post webms now 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31702 - That title was misleading. 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31592 - Picture 07/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#361 - If I'm not working. Most of my close friends will be off at co…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #362 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
it'll be nice to know a local so my family stays safe, sort of XD
#7159 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#199 - Then what's the point of even mentioning that funnyjunk is the oldest?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG 0
User avatar #205 - fuzzyballs (07/18/2014) [-]
because it was here first
it's the original
#113300 - LGTSS >dashcon 07/18/2014 on Social Board +1
#193 - Just because Funnyjunk was created before the rest of those si…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG 0
User avatar #196 - fuzzyballs (07/18/2014) [-]
that's not what this post is about
User avatar #199 - spazzin (07/18/2014) [-]
Then what's the point of even mentioning that funnyjunk is the oldest?
User avatar #205 - fuzzyballs (07/18/2014) [-]
because it was here first
it's the original
#31338 - Shoutout to the WNBA They got some fine ass girls I wanna …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #31363 - awesomerninjathing (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck KD
#31322 - WC died, and so did this board  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31337 - lawuser (07/18/2014) [-]
I try to talk about le Tour but nobody seems to care. Can't blame me for giving up.
User avatar #31323 - hockeykicksass (07/17/2014) [-]
doesn't help that the only sport thing going on today is golf
User avatar #31325 - damandan (07/18/2014) [-]
WNBA BITCH
#31338 - spazzin (07/18/2014) [-]
Shoutout to the WNBA
They got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth
User avatar #31363 - awesomerninjathing (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck KD
User avatar #31324 - trocadero (07/18/2014) [-]
CFL is on
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User avatar #321 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by spazzin
Yo dawg, downtown Chitown was incredible, to be apart of the downtown experience was truly amazing, didn't go to any of the famous pizza places, but instead I went to Billy Goat's out on Navy Pier. Too far to go Willis Tower, so I went to the Hancock Tower, never again, my ears damn near burst. Had Gerter's? popcorn (cheese popcorn is gross), shopped a few stores, and just well, hung out downtown.

Maybe next year I'll try a Chicago deep dish, from either Lou Malnatti's, UNO, or hell Giordano's where we were picked up and dropped off (Rush and Superior).
#1 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for accepting the friend request...By the way i removed your comment virginity..
User avatar #309 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #310 to #309 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
I might be working
#311 to #310 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
dammit
User avatar #312 to #311 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah dude. It's been really cold here lately too
User avatar #313 to #312 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
it's supposed to be less than 40*F tonight here, IT'S STILL ******* SUMMER WHY IS IT COLD AGAIN ALREADY!? Someone joked that we're supposed to get snow tonight too, **** that person, it wasn't funny. Montana, Idaho, and North Dakota though are getting snow, and apparently northern Wisconsin and Upper Michigan got snow, this is WAY too ******* early for snow! Normally after a mild summer, we get a mild winter, but apparently Farmer's Almanac states that due to the position of the moon this summer, we're going to get our worst winter yet...

****
Everything
User avatar #314 to #313 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
For as cold as this past winter was, winter should take a vacation
User avatar #315 to #314 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
apparently not this year...

So if you can't come hang out I'll stick with my mom and aunt then

My goal while I'm down there is to visit at least 1 famous restaurant, not necessarily fancy, just famous.
User avatar #316 to #315 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
YOU BETTER ******* GET A DEEP DISH PIZZA
#317 to #316 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
idk... I'm kinda digging for either Hot Doug's, Super Dawg, or hell even this at the Chicago Pizza and Grinder Co..
User avatar #318 to #317 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
that looks awful
User avatar #319 to #318 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a Pizza Pot Pie, the restaurant takes ceramic bowls, puts cheese in first, then sauce, then toppings, then the crust. Then voila, you got this.
#308 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I just found out we maybe setting off at Michigan avenue, downtown obviously, look for me there
User avatar #307 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
OY! ***** ! SATURDAY IS APPROACHING! What are your plans?
User avatar #302 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
oy ***** , my mom made a mistake, AGAIN, on the date to chicago, it's Saturday September 13th... she's clumsy... makotoitou
User avatar #303 to #302 - makotoitou (08/19/2014) [-]
lel rekt
User avatar #304 to #303 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
it's a Saturday, no reason you'd be in school or working right? right?
User avatar #305 to #304 - makotoitou (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd have to see what's going on since it's still opening weeks and apparently there are like 12 zillion orientations.
User avatar #300 - desacabose (01/19/2014) [-]
**desacabose rolls 1,082**
so does ur mum
User avatar #299 - albinoman (01/06/2014) [-]
I actually respect your team, I just also love the rivalry.
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User avatar #298 to #297 - spazzin (10/27/2012) [-]
What items?
User avatar #284 - muramasima (10/04/2012) [-]
thank you so much
User avatar #285 to #284 - spazzin (10/04/2012) [-]
No problem
User avatar #269 - toshiumezawa (10/01/2012) [-]
What do you want for your old locked chests?
User avatar #271 to #269 - spazzin (10/01/2012) [-]
I don't care.
User avatar #267 - RadioactiveWaffle (10/01/2012) [-]
Locked chests pls.
User avatar #270 to #267 - spazzin (10/01/2012) [-]
sure.
User avatar #266 - klavs (10/01/2012) [-]
Can I have your disenchanter?
User avatar #268 to #266 - spazzin (10/01/2012) [-]
sure.
User avatar #258 - badboywantsu (08/10/2012) [-]
i know now what you mean, they refresh and the same ones show up on every post till someone claims them
#227 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2012) [-]
What is up, mate?
What is up, mate?
User avatar #228 to #227 - spazzin (07/21/2012) [-]
hey there.
User avatar #230 to #229 - spazzin (07/21/2012) [-]
Breathing and eating. You?
User avatar #231 to #230 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2012) [-]
Yes, those are fun activities I suppose

I am just listening to music :3
User avatar #232 to #231 - spazzin (07/21/2012) [-]
That's cool.
#234 to #233 - spazzin (07/25/2012) [-]
Yup.
Yup.
#162 to #186 - spazzin (12/24/2011) [-]
The picture thread got a little bit boring.
The picture thread got a little bit boring.
User avatar #163 to #187 - PenguinArmy (12/24/2011) [-]
im sorry to hear this, what can be done now ?
User avatar #164 to #188 - spazzin (12/24/2011) [-]
I'll be on it later
User avatar #165 to #189 - PenguinArmy (12/24/2011) [-]
i will make a 'fj community reaction folder' :D
User avatar #166 to #190 - spazzin (12/24/2011) [-]
I already did lol.
User avatar #167 to #191 - PenguinArmy (12/24/2011) [-]
and i hope to use my new camera to finally start posting content
#114 - shayschamp (11/27/2011) [-]
Sorry for the invite, I've seen you around a lot so I thought it was time we finally met up
#115 to #138 - spazzin (11/27/2011) [-]
Well seems like iv'e had a stalker... and i'm ok with that.
Well seems like iv'e had a stalker... and i'm ok with that.
#118 to #141 - shayschamp (11/27/2011) [-]
I remember that post, those are actually shovels
#119 to #142 - spazzin (11/27/2011) [-]
Yes they are!
User avatar #58 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
About Your Comment:
Not until I see pics of your hot mom.
#59 to #82 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
Jokes on you, my mom is ugly!
#60 to #83 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
Don't care. I just wanna fap to a MILF.
I don't care if she is 75 and has saggy tits, MILF is a MILF.
#61 to #84 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
I think you're looking for 4chan
User avatar #62 to #85 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
I never been there.
#63 to #86 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
Its a really fun website.
User avatar #64 to #87 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
I'm sure it is.
#65 to #88 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, everyone their is normal and will want to become your friend.
User avatar #66 to #89 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
Sounds Tempting, but I'm set here.
#67 to #90 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
User avatar #68 to #91 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
Positive.
Like I said..I'll stop if you send me some MILF shots.
#70 to #93 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
In response to your link Spazzin
#74 to #97 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
ROFL!
ROFL!
#75 to #98 - spazzin (11/11/2011) [-]
Is that R2D2 having a stroke?
Is that R2D2 having a stroke?
User avatar #76 to #99 - SonicTeam (11/11/2011) [-]
Hell yea Fat Chicks
#56 - iAmAmerican (10/23/2011) [-]
Thanks for the invite<3
#57 to #79 - spazzin (10/23/2011) [-]
No problem.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2011) [-]
Haha bringing sexy back!
#33 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
#34 to #54 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
Nothing much. Just sent you the add because i love your comments.
Nothing much. Just sent you the add because i love your comments.
#35 to #55 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
I barely make comments on content these days. All of them are on profiles now.
#36 to #56 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
I started to comment again since i barley make front page.
#37 to #57 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
The cocaine helps a lot with pretty much everything.
#38 to #58 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
Indeed it does.
#39 to #59 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
SO MUCH COKE!
#45 to #65 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
**bobJML rolled a random image**

I don't feel like looking for anymore Charlie Sheen or Cocaine related pictures and gifs, so here's a random roll.
#47 to #66 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
**spazzin rolled a random image** well heres my 3rd try to roll lol. i failed the first 2.
#49 to #71 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
**spazzin rolls 72** When you don't roll pictures for months you forget things. btw check em
#51 to #73 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
**bobJML rolls 51**
**bobJML rolls 51**
#52 to #74 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
**spazzin rolls 41** singles!
**spazzin rolls 41** singles!
#53 to #75 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
**bobJML rolls 29**

IT'S A JACKAL!
#54 to #76 - spazzin (10/18/2011) [-]
**spazzin rolls 32**
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