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Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:4/25/2016
Location:Chicago
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#40309 - BUY THE NETWORK DAMNIT 01/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#175 - Picture 01/24/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #10 +4
#40163 - >gf 01/22/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#40162 - I went over a friend's house because he have a different ip ad… 01/22/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #6 +158
#72 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
I bet noones gonna get the reference but fuck it, i am gonna make the joke:

He has the public obscenity cut
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#49 - boboroad (01/20/2015) [-]
when u haunted by a gay ghost
#40075 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#40080 - saltyfries (01/20/2015) [-]
sting tho
#40062 - I could legit use this picture to hunt Packer fans for the res…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#40079 - saltyfries (01/20/2015) [-]
maybe if it was Packers Bears but this was Seahawks, and well 1 bad mistake can't be 100% blamed, that being said, Go Pack Go, on to the next season
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#40076 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/20/2015) [-]
Honestly, that is typical for a lot of football players trying to "be the hero." instead of DOING THEIR JOB.
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#40073 - blazingpelt (01/20/2015) [-]
"I'm the third string tight end. They only have me out here to block. Jordy Nelson is right behind me. But that ball looks real pretty...
ALRIGHT BRANDON, YO TIME TAH SHINE"
*DOINK*
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#40078 - MillionsKnives (01/20/2015) [-]
You have to wonder what was going through Jordies mind. Like his face is just complete disbelief.
#20 - My favorite  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #5 +183
#71 - kristovsky (01/19/2015) [-]
Karl Pilkington is the realest nigga though
#19 - Picture 01/19/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #5 +88
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #5 0
#19 - spazzin (01/19/2015) [-]
#40020 - WHAT THE **** HAPPENED saltyfries  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#40022 - saltyfries (01/19/2015) [-]
>>#39997,
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#40021 - saltyfries (01/19/2015) [-]
idk, all I can say is the Seahawks imo got lucky, and they got desperate as fuck with that fake field goal, but oh well Packers had a fucking fantastic season.
#39861 - >us 12s 01/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Black Twitter Comp #4 +258
#80 - fishandkids (01/19/2015) [-]
When you have an odd number of friends 3, 5, 7 and so on and you're the one who has to work alone..
#11 - I have so many of these  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Black People Twitter Comp #3 +154
#114 - applesdontpee (01/18/2015) [-]
zaboomafoo holy shit
#58 - saytwaa (01/17/2015) [-]
love these
#39766 - Jameis Winston 01/16/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39616 - you win bruh 01/13/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#39585 - I thought Ohio going in with the backup's backup qb over TCU w… 01/13/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39577 - Who would had thought Ohio would win any kind of championship?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#39581 - themanwithnoplan (01/13/2015) [-]
Meh, more evidence that a playoff was needed, I still think it needs to be expanded for more teams, because I still believe TCU could have won anywhere on any night
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#39585 - spazzin (01/13/2015) [-]
I thought Ohio going in with the backup's backup qb over TCU was stupid, but now I can see why they got in
#525 - No problem. Try not to get refball'd tomorrow  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
#526 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
don't remind me...
#523 - OHHHHHHH  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
#524 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you bruh, that's what I was looking for, and I now realize that's corn, not a banana...
#525 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem. Try not to get refball'd tomorrow
#526 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
don't remind me...
#39270 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#39296 - Elk (01/11/2015) [-]
Is it just a thing for them not to give him the highest of fives?
#39269 - ELITE 01/10/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#521 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
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#522 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
no you moron the one where you were yelling FUCK YOU PEPPERS! jokingly? he looks all sarcastic and shit
#523 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
OHHHHHHH
#524 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you bruh, that's what I was looking for, and I now realize that's corn, not a banana...
#525 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem. Try not to get refball'd tomorrow
#526 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
don't remind me...
#519 - ayy lmao  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
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#520 - saltyfries (01/08/2015) [-]
do you have that stupid cartoon banana picture you were using to poke fun at Julius Peppers? I tried to google for it but couldn't find it at all
#521 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
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#522 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
no you moron the one where you were yelling FUCK YOU PEPPERS! jokingly? he looks all sarcastic and shit
#523 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
OHHHHHHH
#524 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you bruh, that's what I was looking for, and I now realize that's corn, not a banana...
#525 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem. Try not to get refball'd tomorrow
#526 - saltyfries (01/10/2015) [-]
don't remind me...
#39189 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
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#39192 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/08/2015) [-]
If Chandler Jones' bro can win a fight while on cocaine then he has no excuse to not get at least 1 sack this weekend.
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#321 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by spazzin
Yo dawg, downtown Chitown was incredible, to be apart of the downtown experience was truly amazing, didn't go to any of the famous pizza places, but instead I went to Billy Goat's out on Navy Pier. Too far to go Willis Tower, so I went to the Hancock Tower, never again, my ears damn near burst. Had Gerter's? popcorn (cheese popcorn is gross), shopped a few stores, and just well, hung out downtown.

Maybe next year I'll try a Chicago deep dish, from either Lou Malnatti's, UNO, or hell Giordano's where we were picked up and dropped off (Rush and Superior).
#322 to #321 - spazzin (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed yourself m8. And we still call it the Sears Tower lol
#324 to #322 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
bad news btw, Hot Doug's went out of business yesterday
#325 to #324 - spazzin (09/14/2014) [-]
SHEEEEEEEEEET
#326 to #325 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
ikr, i actually wanted to try that. Was going to try UNO's but 45 minute wait, I expected it, but my mom and aunt didn't. That's what led to Billy Goats.
#323 to #322 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
btw it was Garrett's popcorn at Navy Pier, good butter popcorn, ****** cheese.
#1 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for accepting the friend request...By the way i removed your comment virginity..
#2 to #1 - spazzin (09/01/2011) [-]
No problem.
<---- Pic related.
#328 - saltyfries (09/15/2015) [-]
#327 - saltyfries (08/25/2015) [-]
#309 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
******!
#310 to #309 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
I might be working
#311 to #310 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
dammit
#312 to #311 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah dude. It's been really cold here lately too
#313 to #312 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
it's supposed to be less than 40*F tonight here, IT'S STILL ******* SUMMER WHY IS IT COLD AGAIN ALREADY!? Someone joked that we're supposed to get snow tonight too, **** that person, it wasn't funny. Montana, Idaho, and North Dakota though are getting snow, and apparently northern Wisconsin and Upper Michigan got snow, this is WAY too ******* early for snow! Normally after a mild summer, we get a mild winter, but apparently Farmer's Almanac states that due to the position of the moon this summer, we're going to get our worst winter yet...

****
Everything
#314 to #313 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
For as cold as this past winter was, winter should take a vacation
#315 to #314 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
apparently not this year...

So if you can't come hang out I'll stick with my mom and aunt then

My goal while I'm down there is to visit at least 1 famous restaurant, not necessarily fancy, just famous.
#316 to #315 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
YOU BETTER ******* GET A DEEP DISH PIZZA
#317 to #316 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
idk... I'm kinda digging for either Hot Doug's, Super Dawg, or hell even this at the Chicago Pizza and Grinder Co..
#318 to #317 - spazzin (09/12/2014) [-]
that looks awful
#319 to #318 - saltyfries (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a Pizza Pot Pie, the restaurant takes ceramic bowls, puts cheese in first, then sauce, then toppings, then the crust. Then voila, you got this.
#308 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
I just found out we maybe setting off at Michigan avenue, downtown obviously, look for me there
#307 - saltyfries (09/11/2014) [-]
OY! *****! SATURDAY IS APPROACHING! What are your plans?
#302 - saltyfries (08/19/2014) [-]
oy *****, my mom made a mistake, AGAIN, on the date to chicago, it's Saturday September 13th... she's clumsy... makotoitou
#303 to #302 - makotoitou (08/19/2014) [-]
lel rekt
#304 to #303 - saltyfries (08/19/2014) [-]
it's a Saturday, no reason you'd be in school or working right? right?
#305 to #304 - makotoitou (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd have to see what's going on since it's still opening weeks and apparently there are like 12 zillion orientations.
#300 - desacabose ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
**desacabose rolls 1,082**
so does ur mum
#299 - albinoman (01/06/2014) [-]
I actually respect your team, I just also love the rivalry.
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#298 to #297 - spazzin (10/27/2012) [-]
What items?