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Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#47 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on In the gubber 0
#93 - It's decent, I for one like it But that means nothing si… 10/12/2014 on Post ur movie 0
#50 - ******* good show 10/12/2014 on FJ comp downtime 4 0
#116 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on I watch porn for the plot +16
User avatar #146 - ScottP (10/12/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM BADASS

I mean did you see how easily he dispatched those guys? It's like he wasn't even trying!
HOT DAMN!
#136 - shovelsandskulls (10/12/2014) [-]
The cum in her chin is just nasty
#6 - Picture 10/11/2014 on Richard Dawgkins 0
#6 - Could be Vermont 10/11/2014 on Maple Land 0
#22 - Melements you uncultured ***** 10/11/2014 on Black People Will Like This -1
#9 - Picture 10/10/2014 on Boredom makes you do... +11
#2 - With text AND googly eyes content credit goes to MrDeadi… 09/30/2014 on i can into sith +1
#1 - With text 09/30/2014 on i can into sith +1
#6634 - Whoa whoa whoa that's not correct at all, I watched some, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #6635 - MrDeadiron (09/29/2014) [-]
Stop lying Dan.
#6623 - Some, not too often though. Wish I had though. 09/29/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#36 - Ok I have to agree with you on that one. 09/29/2014 on Stephen Fry is sly dog +4
#130202 - Some stuff from my favorite band, M… 09/29/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#6619 - Dude that's a really neat idea. If I had a knowledge of any Ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #6622 - ThatFatMummy (09/29/2014) [-]
.... Did you not watch cartoon network as a kid?
User avatar #6630 - MrDeadiron (09/29/2014) [-]
He was homeschooled by radical Jesus freaks who thought that cartoon network and disney were the devil trying to corrupt their son. They did and now he's a tranny.
User avatar #6631 - ThatFatMummy (09/29/2014) [-]
I never thought those kind of people existed until I met this chick at my job.

She literally says that spongebob is the devil, and that it's an adult show and not meant for kids. I argued with her about it for less than 10 seconds and she started getting upset.
User avatar #6634 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa that's not correct at all, I watched some, but mostly just shit like Animal Planet because, and I quote my parents, "most cartoons are pretty stupid". My parents were Christian yes, but Jesus freaks no.
User avatar #6635 - MrDeadiron (09/29/2014) [-]
Stop lying Dan.
User avatar #6632 - MrDeadiron (09/29/2014) [-]
To be fair though spongebob was originally intended for Adult Swim.
User avatar #6623 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
Some, not too often though. Wish I had though.
#66 - You should see it then  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Best Cosplay Ever 0
User avatar #67 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
See what? Did I miss something? Better not have been important!!!
#64 - you should watch it  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Best Cosplay Ever +1
User avatar #65 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm paranoid. I spend every minute watching out.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should see it then
User avatar #67 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
See what? Did I miss something? Better not have been important!!!
#62 - You should watch it  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Best Cosplay Ever +1
User avatar #63 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm paranoid, don't tell ME to "watch it".
User avatar #64 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
you should watch it
User avatar #65 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm paranoid. I spend every minute watching out.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should see it then
User avatar #67 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
See what? Did I miss something? Better not have been important!!!
#60 - Have you not seen the movie? It's kind of a classic.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Best Cosplay Ever +1
User avatar #61 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
So I've heard...
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should watch it
User avatar #63 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm paranoid, don't tell ME to "watch it".
User avatar #64 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
you should watch it
User avatar #65 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm paranoid. I spend every minute watching out.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should see it then
User avatar #67 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
See what? Did I miss something? Better not have been important!!!
#21 - Picture 09/29/2014 on Close Calls comp 0
#5 - I think we have it ladies and gentlemen. The most annoying fa…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Stephen Fry is sly dog +230
User avatar #47 - vocarius (09/29/2014) [-]
I love jimmy carr
#31 - sovietsamurai (09/29/2014) [-]
I disagree ...

THIS bitch has the most annoying face I've ever seen ...
User avatar #36 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
Ok I have to agree with you on that one.
#25 - listerthepessimist (09/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - phanacit (09/29/2014) [-]
moot looks like a niggerfaggot
#24 - sparkajh (09/29/2014) [-]
No this lady takes the cake
#20 - mankbeast (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes! Finally! I hate this faggot so much. Thank you for revealing out mutual feelings fellow FJ fags.
User avatar #13 - gonzoen (09/29/2014) [-]
He also has the most annoying laugh ever.
User avatar #39 - fishandkids (09/29/2014) [-]
I have a simillar laugh...
User avatar #55 - gonzoen (09/29/2014) [-]
Then you must have an annoying laugh.
#45 - buffygifs (09/29/2014) [-]
My friend had a laugh sort of like that. Then, her mom paid her $50 to change it.
User avatar #18 - Sterski (09/29/2014) [-]
Go watch any video where Markiplier plays a game with his friend Bob and see if you still think that.
User avatar #6 - yunoknow (09/29/2014) [-]
He's Roger Federer with down syndrome.
#48 - My Dad was in the military and I've spent most of my life on m… 09/29/2014 on not a hero, just a person +5
#50 - wow  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Best Cosplay Ever +1
User avatar #59 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
It was funny.
User avatar #60 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
Have you not seen the movie? It's kind of a classic.
User avatar #61 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
So I've heard...
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should watch it
User avatar #63 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm paranoid, don't tell ME to "watch it".
User avatar #64 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
you should watch it
User avatar #65 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm paranoid. I spend every minute watching out.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (09/29/2014) [-]
You should see it then
User avatar #67 - scowler (09/29/2014) [-]
See what? Did I miss something? Better not have been important!!!
#30 - Dark Syde Phil. In a lot of his videos he blames the games for… 09/29/2014 on N.W.A +4
#491 - Nah ***** I remember that good **** 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 0
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#73 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
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#75 to #74 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 to #75 - spawnconnery (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
Ah, of course
User avatar #71 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Fagooooooooooooooooooooooo
#72 to #71 - spawnconnery (07/17/2014) [-]
Get dunked on
Get dunked on
User avatar #66 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
you'ree a faggot.
User avatar #67 to #66 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the storm knocked my Internet out so I guess I deserved that. We used up out mobile data for the month so I couldn't hit you guys up either
User avatar #68 to #67 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Jeff was really sad, how could you do that to him?
User avatar #69 to #68 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #70 to #69 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Get on skype were doing it live.
#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you 						*******					 blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
User avatar #63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
User avatar #64 to #63 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
User avatar #33 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
User avatar #37 to #36 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
User avatar #40 to #38 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #41 to #40 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
User avatar #44 to #43 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
User avatar #45 to #44 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem
User avatar #32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Come on fag
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Dan stop being a faggot.
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery (06/11/2014) [-]
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously you douche turd.
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** yo couch.
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
***** you still gay.
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
gastrointestional aeior
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Thunberg
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #16 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
***** you got da skype?
User avatar #17 to #16 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Yah ***** , should be Dirty D
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
there are a lot of them
User avatar #20 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Search that and hopefully it'll work
User avatar #19 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
facebook:dan:peterson.3344
User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
just added it
User avatar #22 to #21 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Just accepted it
User avatar #8 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Or just give me your steam name if it's easier.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
Was just about to. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038162216
420 friend it
User avatar #13 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Also invite me again,so that i have someone to play with
User avatar #15 to #13 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
I accepted it so it should show up soon. Also, I don't have standalone yet (may pick it up in a bit, not sure yet) so we can't play together.
#12 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Somehow it dosen't say that you accepted my invite,but i got the gift.
Thanks,i was expecting the Arma2+dayzmod and this really suprised me that you got me standalone/
User avatar #14 to #12 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
My personal experience with the mod is that I don't want to bother with the ******** of starting up ARMA and everything, so I don't even bother, and it appeared you wanted the standalone, which if I had given you it would have turned out to be a waste of money because you would inevitably switch to the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
dun
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
The deed is done.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (12/07/2013) [-]
10/10 username
#7 to #6 - spawnconnery (12/07/2013) [-]
It's the only reason people talk to me
#2 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
I just saw your username.   
   
And decided it's the best ever.
I just saw your username.

And decided it's the best ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I thought it was quite clever. I find yours........... Staggering
User avatar #5 to #3 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
It is fairly clever. Gave me a good laugh.
And some ideas....
User avatar #4 to #3 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1 - sixfivefour (10/15/2012) [-]
I love you
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