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Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#125 - The dude in the first picture looks like Badger from Breaking Bad 11/08/2014 on World War II Photos 0
#86 - Rich in no time 11/07/2014 on What's the problem 0
#130 - C'mere ***** 11/07/2014 on Yay me.. 0
#10 - Sauce 11/07/2014 on Nice +1
#372 - Picture 11/07/2014 on Dance Comp!!! 0
#56 - ******* A man, that's sick. I've forged a little … 11/07/2014 on straight razor +2
#55 - Comment deleted 11/07/2014 on straight razor 0
#1091626 - Haha well **** , I never really thought about it. … 11/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1091608 - For me it's not about the effort, it's about the rarity. I nev…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1091615 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Loki Prime more rare then? At one point they were giving out the entire vauban set as a gift.
User avatar #1091626 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Haha well shit, I never really thought about it. Vauban used to be a lot rarer so I suppose I was still in that mind set. His alerts show up much more frequently than they used to, a lot's changed.
#1091593 - Well I farmed for him when his update came out, when only one…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1091595 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Still harder than Vauban, getting that doesn't even take any effort, just log in whenever the alert is on and do a quick mission.
User avatar #1091608 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
For me it's not about the effort, it's about the rarity. I never used an alert app or anything to see when they were up, so I guess it's more luck than anything. I remember the effort I had to put in to get Banshee back in the day. So many hours on Xini for that helm...
User avatar #1091615 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Loki Prime more rare then? At one point they were giving out the entire vauban set as a gift.
User avatar #1091626 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Haha well shit, I never really thought about it. Vauban used to be a lot rarer so I suppose I was still in that mind set. His alerts show up much more frequently than they used to, a lot's changed.
#1091590 - No but Hydroid isn't too annoying to get anymore.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1091592 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
What changed?
User avatar #1091593 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Well I farmed for him when his update came out, when only one prosecutor could spawn in every Ceres mission, and what beacon they would drop was random. Now any number of prosecutors can spawn in a mission, and it seems that the different types of beacons are in separate missions, meaning that you can be sure which type you'll get by which missions you play.
User avatar #1091595 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Still harder than Vauban, getting that doesn't even take any effort, just log in whenever the alert is on and do a quick mission.
User avatar #1091608 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
For me it's not about the effort, it's about the rarity. I never used an alert app or anything to see when they were up, so I guess it's more luck than anything. I remember the effort I had to put in to get Banshee back in the day. So many hours on Xini for that helm...
User avatar #1091615 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Loki Prime more rare then? At one point they were giving out the entire vauban set as a gift.
User avatar #1091626 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Haha well shit, I never really thought about it. Vauban used to be a lot rarer so I suppose I was still in that mind set. His alerts show up much more frequently than they used to, a lot's changed.
#1091557 - for ***** n giggles I guess. I figured "Why …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1091589 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
That's not Hydroid.
User avatar #1091590 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
No but Hydroid isn't too annoying to get anymore.
User avatar #1091592 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
What changed?
User avatar #1091593 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Well I farmed for him when his update came out, when only one prosecutor could spawn in every Ceres mission, and what beacon they would drop was random. Now any number of prosecutors can spawn in a mission, and it seems that the different types of beacons are in separate missions, meaning that you can be sure which type you'll get by which missions you play.
User avatar #1091595 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Still harder than Vauban, getting that doesn't even take any effort, just log in whenever the alert is on and do a quick mission.
User avatar #1091608 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
For me it's not about the effort, it's about the rarity. I never used an alert app or anything to see when they were up, so I guess it's more luck than anything. I remember the effort I had to put in to get Banshee back in the day. So many hours on Xini for that helm...
User avatar #1091615 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Loki Prime more rare then? At one point they were giving out the entire vauban set as a gift.
User avatar #1091626 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Haha well shit, I never really thought about it. Vauban used to be a lot rarer so I suppose I was still in that mind set. His alerts show up much more frequently than they used to, a lot's changed.
#1091546 - Recently acquired my fifth Booben. Now all I need is another h…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1091736 - sharkwithrobotarms (11/07/2014) [-]
#1091550 - syrenthra (11/06/2014) [-]
#1091557 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
for shits n giggles I guess. I figured "Why not collect what may be the rarest of frames"
User avatar #1091589 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
That's not Hydroid.
User avatar #1091590 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
No but Hydroid isn't too annoying to get anymore.
User avatar #1091592 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
What changed?
User avatar #1091593 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Well I farmed for him when his update came out, when only one prosecutor could spawn in every Ceres mission, and what beacon they would drop was random. Now any number of prosecutors can spawn in a mission, and it seems that the different types of beacons are in separate missions, meaning that you can be sure which type you'll get by which missions you play.
User avatar #1091595 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Still harder than Vauban, getting that doesn't even take any effort, just log in whenever the alert is on and do a quick mission.
User avatar #1091608 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
For me it's not about the effort, it's about the rarity. I never used an alert app or anything to see when they were up, so I guess it's more luck than anything. I remember the effort I had to put in to get Banshee back in the day. So many hours on Xini for that helm...
User avatar #1091615 - yeorgh (11/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Loki Prime more rare then? At one point they were giving out the entire vauban set as a gift.
User avatar #1091626 - spawnconnery (11/07/2014) [-]
Haha well shit, I never really thought about it. Vauban used to be a lot rarer so I suppose I was still in that mind set. His alerts show up much more frequently than they used to, a lot's changed.
#77 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on I main vauban 0
#10 - Picture 11/06/2014 on Arrested Development +11
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Fredo and Pidjin +2
#53 - teachworth (11/06/2014) [-]
Take your autisms somewhere else, thanks
#36 - Man, it's a joke that's been around for quite a while, in real…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Fredo and Pidjin +3
User avatar #37 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
I can't stand much. I'm in a wheelchair.
#38 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
#53 - teachworth (11/06/2014) [-]
Take your autisms somewhere else, thanks
#33 - True but calling someone out on it seems a little pointless.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Fredo and Pidjin -1
User avatar #34 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Why insult someone's religion, though? What do you have to gain? It's dickish.
User avatar #36 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
Man, it's a joke that's been around for quite a while, in reality people know that most popes were not and are not pedophiles. Chill out, it's a joke. How do you have a blue username if you can't even stand that?
User avatar #37 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
I can't stand much. I'm in a wheelchair.
#38 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
#53 - teachworth (11/06/2014) [-]
Take your autisms somewhere else, thanks
#31 - Nignog this is the internet  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Fredo and Pidjin -1
User avatar #32 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Your point? Doesn't make it any less rude.
#33 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
True but calling someone out on it seems a little pointless.
User avatar #34 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Why insult someone's religion, though? What do you have to gain? It's dickish.
User avatar #36 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
Man, it's a joke that's been around for quite a while, in reality people know that most popes were not and are not pedophiles. Chill out, it's a joke. How do you have a blue username if you can't even stand that?
User avatar #37 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
I can't stand much. I'm in a wheelchair.
#38 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
#53 - teachworth (11/06/2014) [-]
Take your autisms somewhere else, thanks
#19 - Buy yourself an audiobook you ******* pleb 11/06/2014 on Yes I am work Gawker +4
#60 - Duly noted, thanks 11/06/2014 on I am Heavy Weapons Guy 0
#57 - I'll be heading to the Hobart Institute of Welding in April, g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on I am Heavy Weapons Guy 0
#59 - duoblackrose (11/06/2014) [-]
Auto darkening helmet, buy a good one, DO NOT BUT CHICAGO ELECTRIC they have a tendency start delaying for a fraction of a second after awhile before darkening which leads to flash burn, which feels like rubbing sand in your eyes.
#60 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
Duly noted, thanks
#20 - Pretty sure you're wrong  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Fredo and Pidjin +9
User avatar #47 - buttinspecter (11/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that kid is fucking annoying and should die.
User avatar #30 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you shouldn't insult peoples' religions.
#31 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
Nignog this is the internet
User avatar #32 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Your point? Doesn't make it any less rude.
#33 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
True but calling someone out on it seems a little pointless.
User avatar #34 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
Why insult someone's religion, though? What do you have to gain? It's dickish.
User avatar #36 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
Man, it's a joke that's been around for quite a while, in reality people know that most popes were not and are not pedophiles. Chill out, it's a joke. How do you have a blue username if you can't even stand that?
User avatar #37 - plataeiou (11/06/2014) [-]
I can't stand much. I'm in a wheelchair.
#38 - spawnconnery (11/06/2014) [-]
#53 - teachworth (11/06/2014) [-]
Take your autisms somewhere else, thanks
#114 - You guys should check out the Hobby board. All this stuff woul… 11/06/2014 on stick around 0
#53 - ******* exactly what I thought  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on wtf photos +1
User avatar #72 - gabeos (11/05/2014) [-]
Same Here!
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#73 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
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#75 to #74 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 to #75 - spawnconnery (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
Ah, of course
User avatar #71 - MrDeadiron (07/17/2014) [-]
Fagooooooooooooooooooooooo
#72 to #71 - spawnconnery (07/17/2014) [-]
Get dunked on
Get dunked on
User avatar #66 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
you'ree a faggot.
User avatar #67 to #66 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the storm knocked my Internet out so I guess I deserved that. We used up out mobile data for the month so I couldn't hit you guys up either
User avatar #68 to #67 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
Jeff was really sad, how could you do that to him?
User avatar #69 to #68 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #70 to #69 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
Get on skype were doing it live.
#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you 						*******					 blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
User avatar #63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
User avatar #64 to #63 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
User avatar #33 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
User avatar #37 to #36 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
User avatar #40 to #38 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #41 to #40 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
User avatar #44 to #43 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
User avatar #45 to #44 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem
User avatar #32 - MrDeadiron (06/13/2014) [-]
Come on fag
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron (06/11/2014) [-]
Dan stop being a faggot.
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery (06/11/2014) [-]
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - MrDeadiron (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously you douche turd.
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** yo couch.
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron (05/07/2014) [-]
***** you still gay.
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
gastrointestional aeior
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Thunberg
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (03/30/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #16 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
***** you got da skype?
User avatar #17 to #16 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Yah ***** , should be Dirty D
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
there are a lot of them
User avatar #20 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Search that and hopefully it'll work
User avatar #19 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
facebook:dan:peterson.3344
User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
just added it
User avatar #22 to #21 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Just accepted it
User avatar #8 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Or just give me your steam name if it's easier.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
Was just about to. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038162216
420 friend it
User avatar #13 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Also invite me again,so that i have someone to play with
User avatar #15 to #13 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
I accepted it so it should show up soon. Also, I don't have standalone yet (may pick it up in a bit, not sure yet) so we can't play together.
#12 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Somehow it dosen't say that you accepted my invite,but i got the gift.
Thanks,i was expecting the Arma2+dayzmod and this really suprised me that you got me standalone/
User avatar #14 to #12 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
My personal experience with the mod is that I don't want to bother with the ******** of starting up ARMA and everything, so I don't even bother, and it appeared you wanted the standalone, which if I had given you it would have turned out to be a waste of money because you would inevitably switch to the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
dun
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
The deed is done.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (12/07/2013) [-]
10/10 username
#7 to #6 - spawnconnery (12/07/2013) [-]
It's the only reason people talk to me
#2 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
I just saw your username.   
   
And decided it's the best ever.
I just saw your username.

And decided it's the best ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I thought it was quite clever. I find yours........... Staggering
User avatar #5 to #3 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
It is fairly clever. Gave me a good laugh.
And some ideas....
User avatar #4 to #3 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1 - sixfivefour (10/15/2012) [-]
I love you
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