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#956876 - "And in the third year of GirlWood, all will be lost"…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #956884 - avatarsarefornoobs (06/09/2014) [-]
what is girlwood?
User avatar #956895 - spawnconnery (06/09/2014) [-]
For the past two years Ubisoft has had the comedian Aisha Tyler host their presentation, and each time she has not shut the fuck up about having girlwood for games.
#956857 - Anything interesting in Microsoft's?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #956879 - linxusthevagabond (06/09/2014) [-]
new crackdown

rest was trash
User avatar #956885 - spawnconnery (06/09/2014) [-]
See now, THAT gets my nipples goin'
User avatar #956867 - danield (06/09/2014) [-]
assasin creeds, sunset overdrive, fable legends, project sparks im mentioning because it cameo conker from bad fur day
User avatar #956878 - spawnconnery (06/09/2014) [-]
how exciting
User avatar #956861 - awesomanium (06/09/2014) [-]
New Johnny Xbox actually talks about games
#956303 - It's not gay unless the other sides of the balls touch 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956300 - Wait this is a game 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956293 - We've also added fat guys drinking beer and farting 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956282 - oooohh futbowl 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956270 - That dude sounded like 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956259 - Comment deleted 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956243 - 9/11 is the most exciting thing to do in a plane 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#956216 - Oh they talked about it already? Gayyyy 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#956203 - I'm here for the Battlefronts  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #956214 - damandan (06/09/2014) [-]
Nothing new, just saying theyre still making it
User avatar #956216 - spawnconnery (06/09/2014) [-]
Oh they talked about it already? Gayyyy
User avatar #956208 - Darianvincent (06/09/2014) [-]
Battletoads*
User avatar #956206 - linxusthevagabond (06/09/2014) [-]
and me4, but only 5 seconds of that.
User avatar #956205 - iamnewhere (06/09/2014) [-]
2late nigga
#956190 - This is idgaf 15 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#152 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Pantera FTW! -1
#41 - Jesus, calm the **** down, man. I just thought yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on I'm home sweetie 0
#42 - deathtobreakfast (06/09/2014) [-]
Flamethrowers are nice I have to admit , but they are only good against plastic chasis and shielding. These drones just dont allow a wide enough spectrum for weaponry. Also if flamethrowers arent allowed in tournaments then what? In Robotwars, the end means either time's up, one bot is immobilized or even made into a puzzle. In this drone battles , end means three times touching the ground. This drone battles might be fun to compete in but spectating the fight wont do it for me. I also apologize for my harsh comment, I just didnt like that you compare two things that are more opposite than they are the same. It may be that some people will make a big drone made out of steel and powered by 12V and 5A with sharp rotors made out of more steel and motors powerful enough to send the drone 10m above ground and a co2 powered spike thrusting up into the shielding of the other drone. There will definetively be people who will make this and then we get devastating airbattle tournaments. That shit would be awesome.
#33 - I feel like you two oughtta know about this, it's esse…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on I'm home sweetie 0
#37 - deathtobreakfast (06/09/2014) [-]
this isnt even remotely the same. You know that there are many Robotwars like events with robots fighting eachother but the things ( the deadly arena, the houserobots and well engineered battlebots with inovative weapons, designs and/or really skilled drivers (like Razer, Hypnodisc and Nightmare)) that we want arent in those events. Do those drones have Flamethrowers? No! Do they have chain- or Circular-saws? No! Do the drones get brutally ripped apart? No! So dont come around with this weak stuff! The essential part in those battles is the danger and thats why we love it! You can only compare those drone fights with real Battles of devastation and destruction if you scale up those itzy Pitzy pieces of plastic and weld real weapons to them and then power with atleast 12 volts and 5 amps. The robots in Robotwars would been able to break every bone in your body and could destroy your car with ease. Here is an example:
Name : Razer
Weight : 92kg
Weightclass : Heavyweight
Primary Weapon : Piercing arm with 3 fucking tonnes of pressure!
#41 - spawnconnery (06/09/2014) [-]
Jesus, calm the fuck down, man. I just thought you may find it interesting. Did you listen to them? They mention that they put flamethrowers on in private fights. They're not the same, but they're similar. Robot Wars is over, so just chill the fuck out.
#42 - deathtobreakfast (06/09/2014) [-]
Flamethrowers are nice I have to admit , but they are only good against plastic chasis and shielding. These drones just dont allow a wide enough spectrum for weaponry. Also if flamethrowers arent allowed in tournaments then what? In Robotwars, the end means either time's up, one bot is immobilized or even made into a puzzle. In this drone battles , end means three times touching the ground. This drone battles might be fun to compete in but spectating the fight wont do it for me. I also apologize for my harsh comment, I just didnt like that you compare two things that are more opposite than they are the same. It may be that some people will make a big drone made out of steel and powered by 12V and 5A with sharp rotors made out of more steel and motors powerful enough to send the drone 10m above ground and a co2 powered spike thrusting up into the shielding of the other drone. There will definetively be people who will make this and then we get devastating airbattle tournaments. That shit would be awesome.
#32 - I feel like you two oughtta know about this, it's esse… 06/09/2014 on I'm home sweetie 0
#195 - Here, use this 06/09/2014 on 100 Ways to Die Comp #1 +1
#194 - Cool 06/09/2014 on 100 Ways to Die Comp #1 0
#193 - Drowning is an odd way to celebrate no drownings dangit … 06/09/2014 on 100 Ways to Die Comp #1 +7
#952609 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#952602 - Did you prime the immolative crypt? That allows a player to sw…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #952606 - youngneil (06/08/2014) [-]
What in the hell does that even mean?
Am I being bamboozled?
User avatar #952610 - danield (06/08/2014) [-]
You have been put on the ruse cruise
#952617 - youngneil (06/08/2014) [-]
#REKT again. BRB killing myself.
#952609 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
#952551 - Not a problem 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#952531 - Absolutely. It allow you to roll, have secret chats between in…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #952549 - coolnerd (06/08/2014) [-]
Been looking at it, it's very robust. Many thanks for the information!
#952551 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
Not a problem
#952519 - It's about the only thing that Google+ does well  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #952527 - coolnerd (06/08/2014) [-]
So it's pretty reliable then?
User avatar #952531 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
Absolutely. It allow you to roll, have secret chats between individual players and the DM, and even allows for custom card games to be created by the DM, although I'm nit sure how to do that since I've never DMed.
User avatar #952549 - coolnerd (06/08/2014) [-]
Been looking at it, it's very robust. Many thanks for the information!
#952551 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
Not a problem
#952508 - I can't give you advice about DMing, but Google+ hangout has a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #952516 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
I second this because that's what I've been doing for the past few months with the Pathfinder group I'm in.
User avatar #952519 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
It's about the only thing that Google+ does well
User avatar #952527 - coolnerd (06/08/2014) [-]
So it's pretty reliable then?
User avatar #952531 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
Absolutely. It allow you to roll, have secret chats between individual players and the DM, and even allows for custom card games to be created by the DM, although I'm nit sure how to do that since I've never DMed.
User avatar #952549 - coolnerd (06/08/2014) [-]
Been looking at it, it's very robust. Many thanks for the information!
#952551 - spawnconnery (06/08/2014) [-]
Not a problem
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#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you 						*******					 blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
User avatar #63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
User avatar #64 to #63 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
User avatar #33 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
User avatar #37 to #36 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
User avatar #40 to #38 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #41 to #40 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
User avatar #44 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
User avatar #45 to #44 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem
User avatar #32 - MrDeadiron (06/13/2014) [-]
Come on fag
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron (06/11/2014) [-]
Dan stop being a ****** .
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery (06/11/2014) [-]
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a 						******
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a ******
User avatar #30 to #29 - MrDeadiron (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously you douche turd.
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** yo couch.
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron (05/07/2014) [-]
***** you still gay.
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
gastrointestional aeior
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Thunberg
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (03/30/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #16 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
***** you got da skype?
User avatar #17 to #16 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Yah ***** , should be Dirty D
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
there are a lot of them
User avatar #20 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Search that and hopefully it'll work
User avatar #19 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
facebook:dan:peterson.3344
User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron (03/09/2014) [-]
just added it
User avatar #22 to #21 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Just accepted it
User avatar #8 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Or just give me your steam name if it's easier.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
Was just about to. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038162216
420 friend it
User avatar #13 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Also invite me again,so that i have someone to play with
User avatar #15 to #13 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
I accepted it so it should show up soon. Also, I don't have standalone yet (may pick it up in a bit, not sure yet) so we can't play together.
#12 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Somehow it dosen't say that you accepted my invite,but i got the gift.
Thanks,i was expecting the Arma2+dayzmod and this really suprised me that you got me standalone/
User avatar #14 to #12 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
My personal experience with the mod is that I don't want to bother with the ******** of starting up ARMA and everything, so I don't even bother, and it appeared you wanted the standalone, which if I had given you it would have turned out to be a waste of money because you would inevitably switch to the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
dun
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
The deed is done.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (12/07/2013) [-]
10/10 username
#7 to #6 - spawnconnery (12/07/2013) [-]
It's the only reason people talk to me
#2 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
I just saw your username.   
   
And decided it's the best ever.
I just saw your username.

And decided it's the best ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I thought it was quite clever. I find yours........... Staggering
User avatar #5 to #3 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
It is fairly clever. Gave me a good laugh.
And some ideas....
User avatar #4 to #3 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1 - sixfivefour (10/15/2012) [-]
I love you
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