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Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:5/29/2016
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#1603 - **spawnconnery used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **spawnconnery rolls 37**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#1605 - domny (05/27/2016) [-]
us meets the same fate
#1602 - Comment deleted 05/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#13 - Sauce on that gif:  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2016 on /v/ on doomguy +8
#23 - anon (05/23/2016) [-]
I wish I had one.

#20 - cokayne (05/23/2016) [-]
#33 - larrisawsome (05/23/2016) [-]
have an upgrade m8
#49 - cokayne (05/24/2016) [-]
fucking legend
#130 - Actually, it was agreed to by both parties that melee combat w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on ONE MONTH AWAY! +1
#133 - breakalego (05/23/2016) [-]
You have to think safety though. If the American bot falls over, it's heavy enough to utterly FUCK the pilot, and if it's half as physically powerful as it looks then it could seriously injure the Japanese pilot with a direct hit as well. Melee combat will likely be very sparing if it exists at all.

Also, Japan having made their robot sooner is a pointless argument because now they've had to redesign and retrofit their robot for something it was not originally intended to do, while the American 'bot was purpose-built
#39 - The risk you took was calcubaited, but man, are you bad at baiting. 05/21/2016 on Based mom is based +6
#24 - Can we install it near Japan so it can collect all the anime f…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Seabin +68
#54 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
don't be silly, we all know that weabs don't go out unless it's summer beach fanservice episode.
might want to add anime tiddies on those seabins to lure them in.
#27 - Persistence (05/18/2016) [-]
ROASTED >every weeb on the planet
#44 - dingdongpancakes (05/19/2016) [-]
have this fam
#110 - Persistence (05/20/2016) [-]
work computer ty though
#9 - It's not, this is a video by The Onion 05/17/2016 on /tv/ discusses Jimmy Neutron +39
#55 - Yeah, I believe that's from the movie Trainspotting, where he …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2016 on Heroes as lukewarm bowls of... 0
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#57 - holycrapimacupcake (05/17/2016) [-]
Obi took those death sticks huh?
#337 - Welp, now I wish I was shot too. 05/07/2016 on roll for your new parents 0
#336 - **spawnconnery used "*roll picture*"** **spawnconnery rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2016 on roll for your new parents 0
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#337 - spawnconnery (05/07/2016) [-]
Welp, now I wish I was shot too.
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#81 - sharkwithrobotarms ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Player - Baby Come Back
#80 - sharkwithrobotarms ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
#78 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
your mother is known whore.
#79 to #78 - spawnconnery ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Dad?
#77 - MrDeadiron (01/04/2015) [-]
Truly beautiful.
#73 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
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#74 to #73 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Why though
#75 to #74 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 to #75 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
Ah, of course
#71 - MrDeadiron (07/17/2014) [-]
Fagooooooooooooooooooooooo
#72 to #71 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Get dunked on
Get dunked on
#66 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
you'ree a faggot.
#67 to #66 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the storm knocked my Internet out so I guess I deserved that. We used up out mobile data for the month so I couldn't hit you guys up either
#68 to #67 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
Jeff was really sad, how could you do that to him?
#69 to #68 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
#70 to #69 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2014) [-]
Get on skype were doing it live.
#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#56 to #55 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
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#57 to #56 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
#63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
#64 to #63 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
#65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
#39 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
#33 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
#37 to #36 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
#38 to #37 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
mk
mk
#40 to #38 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
#41 to #40 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
#44 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
#45 to #44 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem