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spasticpuppet

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Quake 3, Dota2
Date Signed Up:3/21/2013
Last Login:5/13/2016
Location:Sweden
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#217 - **spasticpuppet used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **spasticpuppet ro… 05/13/2016 on I got alot of extra Steam Keys 0
#220 - rolling 12/26/2015 on STEAM AND ORIGIN HOLIDAY... 0
#66 - Yess. It's psion powers. 04/02/2015 on asks and responses +1
#15 - That's even more ********. That's ******** cubed. 04/02/2015 on American traditions +1
#62 - Technically no. A camera works more like some sort of distant … 04/02/2015 on asks and responses +1
#32 - Hah, bitch has trust issues. Tis relationship gun b gud. 04/02/2015 on oh boy here we go 0
#59 - Shouldn't it be easier to basically cast a spectral image of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on asks and responses 0
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#61 - zelenizub (04/02/2015) [-]
Hmm...it depends on the camera, does it have to have intelligence for that spell to work?
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#62 - spasticpuppet (04/02/2015) [-]
Technically no. A camera works more like some sort of distant vision spell, so you kinda have to count the Int of the guy on the receiving end of the camera. I think this should either be alteration or illusion spell or a psion power. Prolly the latter. Im certain the illusion school has a way to look through other people's eyes.

This is obviously if the camera doesn't have any components or enchantments that break illusion, magic etc.
#8 - 8%? Basically, every waiter gets 8% of what you paid for the f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on American traditions -1
#14 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
no they have to pay 8% of the bill as a tax. So if the bill is 100$ the waiter has to pay 8$ to the government just for severing your table under the assumption they will get a 15% tip. This is a way of taxing for tips.
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#15 - spasticpuppet (04/02/2015) [-]
That's even more bullshit. That's bullshit cubed.
#4 - I don't get the whole idea of mandatory tipping. It's like it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on American traditions 0
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#22 - nightmarecorpse (04/02/2015) [-]
Basically employers use it so that they can get away with paying their employees well below minimum wage. Then they say tips are part of the salary to make up for it.
So really it's just the employer saying "Hey, I'm going to underpay you, but it's the customers responsibility to make up for it. So if you're living in poverty it's the customers fault, not mine!"
*counts fat stacks of cash saved by paying employees less than minimum wage*
#6 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
exactly it makes no fucking sense. Do you tip your docter? your mechanic? the person who built your house? the guy who did your taxes? NO

waiters also get TAXED 8% OF THE TABLES BILL regardless of weather the table tips or not. What kind of fuckery is that.
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#8 - spasticpuppet (04/02/2015) [-]
8%? Basically, every waiter gets 8% of what you paid for the food? Not entirely sure how you mean.


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#14 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
no they have to pay 8% of the bill as a tax. So if the bill is 100$ the waiter has to pay 8$ to the government just for severing your table under the assumption they will get a 15% tip. This is a way of taxing for tips.
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#15 - spasticpuppet (04/02/2015) [-]
That's even more bullshit. That's bullshit cubed.
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Besiege Review Comp +38
#35 - kulamia (04/03/2015) [-]
I don't play, does this joke have some meaning about how this contraption is difficult to maneuver?
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#10 - coffinsalesman (04/02/2015) [-]
Needs to include key bindings to be useful
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#22 - electronicbacon (04/03/2015) [-]
outer left wheels: right, left
inner left wheels: up, down
inner right wheels: up, down
outer right wheels: left, right