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#24 - I think Gravity had one of the shittiest stories from a movie … 07/20/2014 on Coincidence? 0
#19 - You're my niga, thanks for putting fuck fave mcmassive sore as…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Edge master on a kids game 0
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (07/20/2014) [-]
I still don't think he got the message, but thanks. It's nice to know my efforts are appreciated.
#2 - That's pretty harsh.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Edge master on a kids game 0
User avatar #3 - yalikefishsticks (07/10/2014) [-]
So is picking on an emotionally stunted little kid.
User avatar #4 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
Screencapping a picture of somebody's description and posting it on a corner of the internet where it will remain undiscovered for millenia is not picking on them. Are you from Tumblr or some shit? Am I oppressing you?
#5 - yalikefishsticks (07/10/2014) [-]
I didn't know I had to be a cunt from tumblr to have basic morals.
User avatar #6 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
So... deluded or troll?
#7 - yalikefishsticks (07/10/2014) [-]
Neither, I'm just not an asshole.
User avatar #8 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't know dude, you've been acting like an asshole in this comment section, chastising someone for a mere screencap.

And before you say anything, no I do no think that I haven't also acted like an asshole.
User avatar #13 - reican (07/10/2014) [-]
Its FJ
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
My point exactly.
User avatar #9 - yalikefishsticks (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm an asshole for not liking the idea of making fun of a little kid who might be crying out for attention due to neglect from her parents? It's sad that she has to cry out for attention, and it's sad that OP found it humorous.
User avatar #10 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
You're an asshole for not reading what other people say.

Would you like to go back and try again, or shall I just go now? Because the way things are going, you're making this into a conversation unworthy of both your time and mine.
User avatar #11 - yalikefishsticks (07/10/2014) [-]
>"Not reading what other people say"

Sorry, I can't read speech. I'd leave if I were you, you don't have much, if any, leverage in this argument.
User avatar #12 - TheHutchie (07/10/2014) [-]
Clutching at straws huh? Is it because you're feeling threatened, or because you lack a better retort, I wonder. No matter - pick apart every little word if you like, but I don't think it's improving your case as much as you'd like it to.

I've been at work - as opposed to being in full retreat. While there, I stopped to think about this. I'd like to apologise.

You see, whether you believe it or not, I have every right to say what I've said, and I'm not about to stop arguing this. I have, however, argued it poorly. I got too aggressive, as I'm prone to doing, and hurt my own standing. I don't need to argue like an asshole here, because I'm not the asshole.

You are.

You're on a website named best site on the internet, trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't find funny. You say that laughing at children acting childish is an asshole move. So what about all the TV shows and internet videos (many with actual laugh tracks, I might add) which show kids falling over, or saying stupid things, or acting daft? Are those not funny? Because I fail to see where you think the line stands.

How about you let people laugh at whatever they want to laugh at, especially if they're doing nobody any harm whatsoever, which is the case here, and just piss off back to remaining silent? How about you apologise to OP here, and to me, for trying to dictate our tastes in comedy? How about you take your head out of your asshole, and realise that you are not the god of right and wrong.

Oh, and if it helps, I'll let you believe that I'm super duper mad about this. Have a nice day.
User avatar #15 - yalikefishsticks (07/11/2014) [-]
Lol you're still going on, you even wrote a short novel for me. I'll tell you what, you win this internet battle that didn't need to happen. Now jump out of your chair and dance, you ape
User avatar #16 - TheHutchie (07/11/2014) [-]
You know, you've really made a great case for not being an asshole.
User avatar #19 - spartusee (07/20/2014) [-]
You're my niga, thanks for putting fuck fave mcmassive sore asshole shit brain in its place. But seriously thanks.
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (07/20/2014) [-]
I still don't think he got the message, but thanks. It's nice to know my efforts are appreciated.
#18 - yalikefishsticks (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh, you
#220 - So it charged it up i guess. What kind of science am I on right now? 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... 0
#30 - It looks like a bag hanging. 04/01/2014 on scary as fuck comp 0
#835227 - Every download gives me a .jar, but to get it working with ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #835239 - awesomedewd (02/14/2014) [-]
put it into a .zip maybe?
#835225 - Every time I try and download optifine for minecraft, I just g…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#835226 - adunsaveme (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #835227 - spartusee (02/14/2014) [-]
Every download gives me a .jar, but to get it working with magic launcher I need a .zip.
User avatar #835239 - awesomedewd (02/14/2014) [-]
put it into a .zip maybe?
#216 - How to say basketball in German; Basketball  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Justin Bieber doesn't know... 0
User avatar #271 - ansvin (02/06/2014) [-]
well i heard "korbball" is the very old saying for it
#461 - She also has a cross under her neck skin.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 11 0
User avatar #462 - hyeroshi (02/05/2014) [-]
That looks more like a steel brace to help keep the metal between the collar and the chain leash intact to me.
User avatar #473 - kittywithclaws (02/05/2014) [-]
Look on her chest, just above her cleavage, there's a cross in her chest. I did a quick search, and it's a "subdermal silicone crucifix embedded in her chest"

She's called "Dani Danger" and the midget is "Gimp the Pimp". Some weird photos if you do a search for either of them.
User avatar #514 - supercookieduster (02/05/2014) [-]
had to search her. damn, titty suspension? ive seen a lot of hooks thru flesh in my day, but never in the jugs
User avatar #518 - kittywithclaws (02/05/2014) [-]
Bitch is into some kinky shit
User avatar #483 - hyeroshi (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm kind of surprised I didn't notice that earlier. Her boobs are pretty distracting though.
#825175 - Any good minecraft servers me a nd a friend can just start pl… 02/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1

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User avatar #2 - HOLYCARP (11/21/2012) [-]
I'll say it again, maybe in a more understandable manner, GROW THE FUCK UP, GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, YOU SLEAZY PIECE OF SHIT. I know the kinds of person you are. I don't like it. No one does.

One day this attitude you have might get you killed. Death, death is what I'm saying.
#1 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Hahahaha dumbass
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