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#176 - I love Brian Regen. This is relevant. 03/22/2015 on Under 6 feet 0
#110 - I will, thanks a lot!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on The red Saber 0
User avatar #112 - pootisspencer (03/19/2015) [-]
After you watch it, go to teamfourstar(dot)com and watch their hilarious parody of it, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. It's what actually got me into Hellsing originally.
#102 - Some one help me. I want to see an anime that has absolutely n…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on The red Saber 0
User avatar #161 - infinitereaper (03/19/2015) [-]
Shit man you should try Fate/Zero, an excellent way to enter.
or Attack on Titan.
Also, warning, dark edgy serviceless anime tend to be boring as fuck.
Unless you like stuff like Claymore, Elfien Lied, Darker than Black, etc. Eh.

If you wanna get real fucked up try Deadman Wonderland.
User avatar #120 - hollowdemonica (03/19/2015) [-]
Berserk There's also Berserk Golden Age which is basically a remake of the series split into 3 movies
Phantom Requiem of Phantom
Gankutsuo based on Count of Monte Cristo
Witch Hunter Robin

These are some good ones that came to mind
User avatar #117 - whathaveyoudone (03/19/2015) [-]
electric asian batman
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User avatar #109 - pootisspencer (03/19/2015) [-]
Hellsing Ultimate actually fits that pretty well. Yes, Ultimate. It's better than the original Hellsing anime. Better animation, better voice work, apparently follows the manga more closely (never read it.) Plenty dark and edgy, and a LOT of blood.

As for the fanservice, well, there isn't really any. I think. It's been a long time since I watched it. Sure, there's the "yellow girl" you mentioned (Seras Victoria) who has pretty big boobs, but she's ALWAYS in uniform. Integra is always in a long coat and actually the least feminine female in the show, Rip Van Winkle wears a suit... Hmm... the most fanservicy character in the whole series is probably Zorin Blitz, who wears puffy pants and a tight tank-top thing that covers her up to her neck. And a gajillion tattoos. So, yeah.

Give it a spin if you mind gallons of blood each episode.
#119 - darkangeloffire (03/19/2015) [-]
Hellsing Ultimate has some of the most badass women i've seen in anime.
User avatar #110 - spartusee (03/19/2015) [-]
I will, thanks a lot!
User avatar #112 - pootisspencer (03/19/2015) [-]
After you watch it, go to teamfourstar(dot)com and watch their hilarious parody of it, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. It's what actually got me into Hellsing originally.
#108 - barstoolninja (03/19/2015) [-]
Black Lagoon
Darker Than Black
Mobile Suit Gundam(at least, the old ones have no fan service)
Psycho Pass

Also, how do you define fanservice? I'm going to list some things that may count, just mark off which ones count as fan service for you, and add any I forgot. Also specify if its okay in context.

'the Beach episode'
bath/nudity scenes
random upskirts/skirt flips
revealing outfits
clothes being destroyed
jiggle physics
mostly female cast
well endowed females
camera pans over a female character

also, how 'dark and edgy' are you talking? I've seen plenty of anime that are pretty light on fan service, but aren't dark at all.
#105 - I don't understand why you have to respond to these themed acc…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... +10
User avatar #156 - tapeworms (03/10/2015) [-]
Didn't know he was a troll 'til after I replied. Some people are just dicks.
#153 - anonymous (03/10/2015) [-]
I wonder the same about accounts like mcburd
User avatar #151 - veracity (03/10/2015) [-]
See, you understand. These dumb assholes respond and feed trolls.
#29 - Bill Gates and Elon Musk both stated that they are worried abo… 03/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#113 - For the last time, a Stradivarius does not sound any better … 03/06/2015 on Expensive Luxury comp pt. 1 0
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#3 - what? 03/05/2015 on spartusee's profile 0
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User avatar #2 - HOLYCARP (11/21/2012) [-]
I'll say it again, maybe in a more understandable manner, GROW THE **** UP, GET THE **** OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, YOU SLEAZY PIECE OF **** . I know the kinds of person you are. I don't like it. No one does.

One day this attitude you have might get you killed. Death, death is what I'm saying.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spartusee (03/05/2015) [-]
#1 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Hahahaha dumbass
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