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spartanswimmer

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/12/2011
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#6 - He's in the passenger seat with one con troll er OP  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on More dangerous than texting... +32
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#96 - ilostmyoldaccount (05/08/2013) [-]
if i ever become a lawyer and work in the court room, imma dress like him everyday in court and imitate this to the full extent...
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#48 - mondominiman (05/07/2013) [-]
They would probably still get him on it or something similar. A buddy of mine got a DUI because he was asleep in the backseat because he was drunk and the keys were just in the ignition so he wouldn't lose them then he wakes up to the cop knocking on his window and writes him a ticket.
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#15 - mythicdragoon (05/07/2013) [-]
like you wouldn't try to watch while driving
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Feeling bad about yourself? +4
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#4 - My brain as i read that 05/07/2013 on Whoah +1
#27 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Can't contemplate why this... +10
#50 - I snorted extremely loudly in public. … 05/06/2013 on 4Chan at its best 0
#44 - they may or may not be brutally beaten and potentially sodomized. 05/05/2013 on Slayer 0
#192 - More Wisconsin!!!! 05/05/2013 on Silk 0
#3 - sirbrentcoe set quite the standard with McDisasters....are you… 05/03/2013 on Taco Hell 1 +10
#1 - So this is what it's like when worlds collide!!!! 05/03/2013 on When two worlds collide +1
#7 - storms in milwaukee and stevens point, snow in eau claire, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Wisconsin reporting in +1
#8 - LewdFlapjack (05/03/2013) [-]
seriously. Wisconsin is a black hole of common sense when it comes to weather.