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#854 - >Shes in the posters on my whole, in all of my books she bo… 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#837 - >Then it just happens, She asks if i Like her and I ask if …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#854 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Shes in the posters on my whole, in all of my books she bought me and I cant play any games because they just bring up memories of her.
>Find out sh's working out and even prettier than before
>Meanwhile I cant eat or sleep so no energy to keep my gains
>Go from grief to hatred every other few minutes
>Dying inside every few minutes because memories keep surfacing and I cant get them to go away.
>I find myself without the confidence I used to have, I'm a wreck.
>My last summer as a student is going to end bitterly because I'm to much of an emotional wreck to go enjoy it.
>My future is in shambles because I had done a lot of things to accommodate her.

There's a lot missing like the touchy feely moments we had, but i'm not here to write a novel, and no one will read this. But its mostly therapeutic for me.

TLDR; That feel when no gf
#810 - >Eventually my best friend gets the thirst too. >He'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#837 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Then it just happens, She asks if i Like her and I ask if she will be my girlfriend
>we run around our houses like idiots for about 20 minutes to calm down.
>We literally enjoy doing everything together; find out that we are nearly identical people and we have no issues getting along.
>Same movies, same games, same hobbies etc etc.
>We talk nearly 24 /7 and all of that loneliness finally leaves me alone. I feel like i have finally found the one.
>She comes out and visits in the summer, solid 10/10.
>Still inseparable, every thing we do we enjoy, doesn't even matter what it is.
Mfw I realize I had to go 2000 miles across the continent to find the right one.
>Be 21, college and work now. I've tossed my loner attitude and go out a lot.
>I decide to quit military training because it isnt what i want to do with my life, and it would be hard on the girl I love.
>Start to write a lot because I dream of being a writer, I even get taken in by a renowned author to help me prefect my writing.
>Really happy with my life and she is too. Says she overcame a lot of fears including social anxiety and fear of men.
>Going really well, take off two weeks from work and don't take summer classes (even though Im behind on credits) So we can have our time together. After all we only get one week a year, and I would be damned if it was spoiled.
>One day she calls me up
>Says she cant be in a relationship anymore but wants to just be friends.
>Cancels visit to cali
>She instead takes a free trip to Boston given to her by another group of friends whom mine doesn't know.
>She's still in boston and she texts me once and a while asking me things but never respnds.
>I cant leave the house and I had to rearrange my room because I see her almost everywhere
>I see her on the couch in my house, in the car next to me, at the mall, at all of my friends houses, at all of my favorite resturaunts

cont.
#854 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Shes in the posters on my whole, in all of my books she bought me and I cant play any games because they just bring up memories of her.
>Find out sh's working out and even prettier than before
>Meanwhile I cant eat or sleep so no energy to keep my gains
>Go from grief to hatred every other few minutes
>Dying inside every few minutes because memories keep surfacing and I cant get them to go away.
>I find myself without the confidence I used to have, I'm a wreck.
>My last summer as a student is going to end bitterly because I'm to much of an emotional wreck to go enjoy it.
>My future is in shambles because I had done a lot of things to accommodate her.

There's a lot missing like the touchy feely moments we had, but i'm not here to write a novel, and no one will read this. But its mostly therapeutic for me.

TLDR; That feel when no gf
#773 - Well, time to get this off of my chest, been tormenting me for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#1114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
get over yourself man. you're 6' 4", you should be happy. tbh, sure this might be unfortunate but definitely not "feels"
#810 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Eventually my best friend gets the thirst too.
>He's nice to her and she appreciates someone who isn't and asshole to her
>He gets this weird obsession over her and thinks they are dating
>Calls her his muffin
>She has to tell him to back down on a daily basis, this goes on for a few months without anyone knowing.
>Be 19 now, out of high school
>She just randomly messages me one day about my bud and asks for help.
>She wonders why in the time we had played together she knew nothing more than my name
>I dunno
>We talk a bit about random things
.Find out how my friend has been harassing her in private and asks me for advice and solice
>find out she told him my friend to fuck off
>He tells almost everyone (save for me) that she was sleeping around with other guys.
>It should be noted that for a long time we thought they were actually a thing, based on how he talked about her in private.
>It should be noted that she was a shut in like me and had anxiety about leaving her house, and she had a fear of men based on her step dad, her dad, her brother, and every man she met online.
>She once told me she thought she was gay because of her dislike and fear of men.
>Furthermore she keeps documents of all of the creepy texts people send her and proves to us he's being a lying cunt. he disappears for about a week after that.
>We start to talk a lot after that because as it turns out I was giving her sound advice.
>we really hit it off,
>talk about little things like the smell and feel of a new book, or playing a new game for the first time, or all the nostalgic games we played or missed as kids.
>This goes on for months and somehow we get really close really fast.
>My friends start to talk behind our backs and figure we fancy each other but dont have the balls to tell each other
>They start teasing us about crushing on each other and stuff

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#837 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Then it just happens, She asks if i Like her and I ask if she will be my girlfriend
>we run around our houses like idiots for about 20 minutes to calm down.
>We literally enjoy doing everything together; find out that we are nearly identical people and we have no issues getting along.
>Same movies, same games, same hobbies etc etc.
>We talk nearly 24 /7 and all of that loneliness finally leaves me alone. I feel like i have finally found the one.
>She comes out and visits in the summer, solid 10/10.
>Still inseparable, every thing we do we enjoy, doesn't even matter what it is.
Mfw I realize I had to go 2000 miles across the continent to find the right one.
>Be 21, college and work now. I've tossed my loner attitude and go out a lot.
>I decide to quit military training because it isnt what i want to do with my life, and it would be hard on the girl I love.
>Start to write a lot because I dream of being a writer, I even get taken in by a renowned author to help me prefect my writing.
>Really happy with my life and she is too. Says she overcame a lot of fears including social anxiety and fear of men.
>Going really well, take off two weeks from work and don't take summer classes (even though Im behind on credits) So we can have our time together. After all we only get one week a year, and I would be damned if it was spoiled.
>One day she calls me up
>Says she cant be in a relationship anymore but wants to just be friends.
>Cancels visit to cali
>She instead takes a free trip to Boston given to her by another group of friends whom mine doesn't know.
>She's still in boston and she texts me once and a while asking me things but never respnds.
>I cant leave the house and I had to rearrange my room because I see her almost everywhere
>I see her on the couch in my house, in the car next to me, at the mall, at all of my friends houses, at all of my favorite resturaunts

cont.
#854 - spartanprodigy (07/24/2014) [-]
>Shes in the posters on my whole, in all of my books she bought me and I cant play any games because they just bring up memories of her.
>Find out sh's working out and even prettier than before
>Meanwhile I cant eat or sleep so no energy to keep my gains
>Go from grief to hatred every other few minutes
>Dying inside every few minutes because memories keep surfacing and I cant get them to go away.
>I find myself without the confidence I used to have, I'm a wreck.
>My last summer as a student is going to end bitterly because I'm to much of an emotional wreck to go enjoy it.
>My future is in shambles because I had done a lot of things to accommodate her.

There's a lot missing like the touchy feely moments we had, but i'm not here to write a novel, and no one will read this. But its mostly therapeutic for me.

TLDR; That feel when no gf
#1987 - Have this friend. 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
#324 - Nonsense! Have mine.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! +10
#1603 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2014) [-]
sauce?
#1987 - spartanprodigy (05/31/2014) [-]
#318 - Yeah! YEAH! This Is gunna be easy. I love me, what self respe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
#653 - lastsamurai (05/31/2014) [-]
Fuck, as a draven main you got me..
#2 - Dont jump down my throat or anything. Only stating some thing… 03/20/2014 on The truth. +3
#187 - you cant. 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +1
#67 - Here take this, it may come in handy in other situations! 02/16/2014 on Desc. +1
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