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#106 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
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#71 - shipeveryanime (08/02/2016) [-]
makes sense
#51 - I'm not racist, but I'm always on my guard around black people…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2016 on Racism +9
#67 - shipeveryanime (08/02/2016) [-]
how do you feel about indians then? The poo in loo ones
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#70 - sparkyfetchest (08/02/2016) [-]
As far as Indians go, I've not really had too much interaction with them in my life. Although the one that I have come across have seemed rather mild mannered save for being a little brash and garish.
#71 - shipeveryanime (08/02/2016) [-]
makes sense
#100 - It's not treason if the people in power are breaking the law.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/02/2016 on On this day +3
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#113 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/02/2016) [-]
Yes, it is.
Clinton broke the law by lying to Congress. If someone would have assassinated him, that person would have committed a crime. Instead he was impeached, as that is the legal recourse. Same with Nixon.
#120 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
implying those werent just show impeachments to pacify the public and 'democracy works'
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#121 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/02/2016) [-]
A) Nixon had to resign because of the impending proceedings
B) I implied only what I said; you inferred this bullshit on your own
#126 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
yep and where was the impeachment for GW while he was using arabs as target practice aka violating human rights... or obongo doing that?
or upcoming shillary doing that.... shes obviously evil as fuck and plain to see she's just gonna keep the status quo for another 4-8 years

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#129 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/02/2016) [-]
A) You are changing the focus to detract from the fact that you have no valid reply
B) What were your efforts to have Bush impeached? Did you lead a protest? Did you call your congress person? Did you start a petition? No, you sat right fucking here and did the same thing you are doing right now; that is to say being completely and totally ineffectual.
#189 - omarakbar (08/03/2016) [-]
no i do have a valid point... being that if 'democracy' worked then all political criminals would be dealt with, not just a few show trials of cherrypicked people to keep up the false face

like that saying "if the nuremburg laws were actually enforced then every president in office since WW2 would also be tried"

and im not even america hence why i can stand outside and look in wondering "you guys live with this shit every day,... how the fuck do you not see it"
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#192 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/07/2016) [-]
Wow, it took you an entire day to come up with this bullshit?
The Nuremberg Laws (you spelled that wrong by the way) were laws set in action in 1935 against the Jews and eventually others. THESE LAWS LED TO THE WAR, you fuck-tard. The trials held and Nuremberg were done so to break the stigma of these laws. No new laws came about from these actions.
So tell me about your great country and it's divinely ordained leadership and it's perfectly unblemished history of promoting human rights.
#193 - omarakbar (08/07/2016) [-]
well i dont live on this site as 'other people' do,
if youre THAT dedicated to FJ that you expect immediate replies then you have problems

and i was referring to the legal precedents set down by the allies when they tried the nazis for the alleged war craimes
if those same precedents were actually applied to ameircan politicians they'd be in the same deep shit

im from belorussia.... do tell how 'evil' our history is compared to your united states of eternal war
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#194 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/08/2016) [-]
Why is it that someone would name the region that they are from and not the country?

There were no laws established by the Nuremberg trials because the world in not bound by common law. For presidents to become case-law the legal system in question must be under the jurisdiction of common-law. Even cases of supranational-law, such as this must be ratified as a treaty or adopted and consent-based governance of which every participating nation must willingly adopt, usually in consideration of some named benefit or status.

BTW, your region has made billions from illegal arms sales, most of which eventually made their way to terrorist and terrorist supporting groups
#195 - omarakbar (08/08/2016) [-]
yeah.... like usa aint arming the arabs and the south americans

mujahadeeen - taliban - al quaeda - isis - daesh... all counting us dollars
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#197 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/08/2016) [-]
You've apparently nothing but ad hominem
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#200 - omarakbar (08/12/2016) [-]
american websites also say the holohoax happened.....
are they questionable too?
#201 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/15/2016) [-]
#202 - omarakbar (08/16/2016) [-]
*pats head* shhh shhh there there little kid, dont butthurt
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#330 - starlightserina (08/02/2016) [-]
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