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#20 - How did you train the cat to do that? Any general tips on 'edu…  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on Kitten growl and protects... +1
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#33 - Twithyiguess (09/20/2016) [-]
You can get the cat 'party snacks' which seem to work great on most cats, just any treat they really like. Just reward them for doing good things, and normally if cats are chasing each other around you want to just give them both a place to stay. Like, make sure if one cat is doing it just to push the other out of a spot that it likes, you more or less just give them cat houses and make sure they each have a space they feel comfortable in, and make sure the one starting it you scold him for. Which is mainly just stopping him so he knows to stop, It takes time but there's a lot that goes into it
#60 - >Blocking an independence movement. *****, by what…  [+] (1 reply) 09/18/2016 on Independent Scotland EU... 0
#72 - tylerkade (09/18/2016) [-]
Look at it this way, they joined us together after James the 1st took the English throne after Elizabeth the 1st died.
This sorted all of Scotland's economic troubles (Hint: There was a fucking lot) as he used England's wealth to save Scotland, therefore Scotland would not exist if it wasn't for England.
Bottom line they owe us there loyalty.
#16 - 30 minutes later the sherrif caught him, the police, his boss …  [+] (11 replies) 09/18/2016 on Caught +34
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#40 - rayken (09/20/2016) [-]
The ride never ends.
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#18 - thathomestuckguy (09/18/2016) [-]
An hour later the FBI found the sherrif, the police, him, his boss and 2 kids smoking pot outside his office.
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#19 - willtheweary (09/18/2016) [-]
An hour later the fbi acquited everyone because there wasnt solid proof the weed was deleted.
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#21 - vladhellsing (09/18/2016) [-]
An hour later, Wikileaks released CCTV footage of Hillary smoking pot outside the office.
#24 - chldish (09/18/2016) [-]
Two hours later, the tape was covered up by the media and Trump was publicized as a bigot to refocus attention.
#26 - masterreposter (09/18/2016) [-]
A day later I get the money to pay off everyone's debt and to bribe and lobby away corruption instead of cause it
#29 - mrfourtysevenman (09/18/2016) [-]
Holy fuck it was a long smoke sesh.
Trump fucking outsmoked everybody tho
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#28 - muxammle (09/18/2016) [-]
A day later, everyone was found dead in their apartment by an apparent suicide.
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#39 - thathomestuckguy (09/18/2016) [-]
A year later, an assassin thinks back to that time he killed all those guys who were smoking pot outside an office.
That was a good day.
He got to inject five whole marijuana.
#32 - masterreposter (09/18/2016) [-]
I don't think paying off everyone's debt means they make enough to not leave their apartments. They still need money for everything else
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#105 - 2:25 "It's gonna involve dank memes" …  [+] (2 replies) 09/18/2016 on Pepe hits mainstream media +3
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#107 - woozuh (09/18/2016) [-]
The guy is controlled opposition
Watch him become a millionaire of the alt right "movement"
#109 - spamzor (09/18/2016) [-]
Well yeah, it was blatantly obvious that he either didn't know what he was talking about or that he did and was purposefully playing into someone's agenda.
#22 - Maybe it's done on purpose for Trump's benefit, 4d chess and all that.  [+] (2 replies) 09/17/2016 on Fallon Didn't Smear Trump +13
#30 - badgoodass (09/17/2016) [-]
Hillaries face when
#31 - spamzor (09/17/2016) [-]
Well, it seems fairly plausible, considering all the fucked up shit going on over there. (US and especially DC)

But to what end exactley, that's the million dollar question. Has to be connected to the unlimited printing of new dollars (80 billion a month people), the already failing credit currency used in electronic banking, and the inevitable hyperinflation that will hit most world economies. (A good number of which have already started distancing themselves from any US-based or created financial system, liske trading oil in dollars)

My best guess is that "they are trying to put someone in the presidency that has the most support of the population "they" can muster. This to either support a war to give the dead horse another good beating, prolonging the economic crash, or to support the crazy means through which they'll try and slam through the depression and let the rest of the world be packed with as much shit as possible.

This would be conspiracy like if the economics didn't back it up.