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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4819
Highest Comment Rank:#4231
Comment Thumbs: 1600 total,  1931 ,  331
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:459
FJ Points:1324

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#45 - a square ring why why is the ring square …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Crystal Phone +5
User avatar #49 - captainprincess (07/01/2015) [-]
#64 - I literally got allergies from just looking at these good … 07/01/2015 on Morbid compilation 0
#7 - yall ******* want some real cringe material …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Meth +6
User avatar #14 - darksideofthebeast (06/24/2015) [-]
"I'm Tristan, an 18 year old male who enjoys amphetamines and metal. Sam is my life."

gg no re
User avatar #13 - darksideofthebeast (06/24/2015) [-]
"using and addiction are not the same thing!"
coming from the guy named "klonopin-cruise-control"
Nah, using drugs isn't addiction all the time, BUT YOU'RE SMOKING FUCKING METH.
User avatar #11 - tenaciouslee (06/24/2015) [-]
Okay then.
That was COMPLETELY out of left field, when I saw "tweaker nation", I figured, "This can't actually be a blog that SUPPORTS Crack and Meth, no, this is probably just a Breaking Bad fan blo-- no, no it's actually supporting meth and crack. Welp, fuck this."
User avatar #10 - darthblam (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought the name of the place was "the official weaker nation"
I guess they're about the same thing, though.
#108 - they already had a jurrasic park builder game for like the PS2… 06/22/2015 on How about this for a... +1
#260 - **** yeah son i do kinky **** #supbabycakes #how… 06/15/2015 on chokehold for challenging... -2
#74 - >el camino >car porn enjoy the constant rus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on SFW Car Porn 0
#91 - sjurmen (06/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, would rather have the 1970 Ford Ranchero, with hidden headlamps. Love that car.
#258 - ***** i didnt tell you this story so you could judge my…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on chokehold for challenging... -2
#259 - John Cena (06/15/2015) [-]
Then you're a little b*tch beta-faggot, aren't you? You like her strap-on too?
#260 - spambassador (06/15/2015) [-]
fuck yeah son i do kinky shit #supbabycakes #howyoudoing #hashtagsonFJ #loginandsayshit
#255 - I dated a chick who was a boxer once. she was hella ******…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2015 on chokehold for challenging... -2
#257 - John Cena (06/15/2015) [-]
So, because of something he said she knocked his teeth out, and that's cool? If she had gotten her teeth knocked out for something she said would that be "cash?"
#258 - spambassador (06/15/2015) [-]
nigga i didnt tell you this story so you could judge my fetish I just like tough girls who could beat me/someone else up, I dont fucking care about that guy
#259 - John Cena (06/15/2015) [-]
Then you're a little b*tch beta-faggot, aren't you? You like her strap-on too?
#260 - spambassador (06/15/2015) [-]
fuck yeah son i do kinky shit #supbabycakes #howyoudoing #hashtagsonFJ #loginandsayshit
#61 - "a hyuck hyuck, nobody will git THAT reference!!" TH…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on it all makes sense now -2
#63 - majikninjawhat (06/11/2015) [-]
You mad bro?
#17 - the thing that really gets me about all of this fat acceptance…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Fat People Hate These... +1
#86 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
To be fair, a lot of people for fat acceptance don't want to shame skinny people, they just want people to stop fucking calling them names while they figure their shit out or don't;. I'm sorry, I have some fat friends I definitely worry about, but all the hateful I've happened to see are skinny -- this doesn't mean that skinny people are just damn mean. Similarly, just because you came across one group of fat assholes doesn't mean that all fat people are just assholes, just comes across as a generalization to me. But I'm sorry for your friend, those assholes were delusional.


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User avatar #1 - kaede (01/14/2013) [-]
Many condolences friend, it must've been hard.
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