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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Austria
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2011
Comment Ranking:#3643
Highest Content Rank:#109
Highest Comment Rank:#8
Content Thumbs: 76554 total,  83249 ,  6695
Comment Thumbs: 55992 total,  57597 ,  1605
Content Level Progress: 45.1% (451/1000)
Level 275 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 79.7% (797/1000)
Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:14
Content Views:2147314
Times Content Favorited:4182 times
Total Comments Made:2176
FJ Points:6403

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#6 - He didn't think that through. I guess he was too much of a hothead 02/03/2014 on Wasteland justice +9
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Ed, edd n Eddy all grown up +92
#41 - inuares (02/03/2014) [-]
Kevin is best pony
#7 - Accomplish something and nobody gives a **** …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/01/2014 on why I hate school +232
#77 - msypsylon (02/02/2014) [-]
This is bullshit. People tend to remember others accomplishments much easier than failures. The thing is, most people don't accomplish shit in their life. Getting a fucking A is not an accomplishment. Getting a degree in medicine is an accomplishment. And people remember that. But if you failed an year before getting that degree, most people will forget.
User avatar #71 - teruterubozu (02/02/2014) [-]
You build a hundred houses and nobody calls you "Danny the house builder," but you fuck ONE goat..
User avatar #70 - trojanmannn (02/02/2014) [-]
I'm a soccer keeper. I know that feel.
User avatar #59 - hokeymon (02/02/2014) [-]
I failed too many times people think I'm achieving something if I do a bit of good like not coming late to work or someething.
User avatar #50 - threeeighteen (02/02/2014) [-]
I wish I could call bulshit on you comment, but it's the truth.
#48 - praisemantas (02/02/2014) [-]
in two days my class is getting grades and we are the first to be forced in to the new educational system here in Greece.It is more difficult and most of the kids here take additional classes(which they pay)to pass with the minimum requirements the classes.Shit's gonna be tuff
User avatar #46 - srhkid (02/02/2014) [-]
Fuck.. that gave me a feel..
#24 - firebomber (02/02/2014) [-]
Now you know how it is like being someone in media.
#23 - muffinssnuffims (02/02/2014) [-]
In many classes, A's are extremely easy to get so long as you show up and participate, and thus are not worthy of giving a shit. I wish they'd have a grading scale that didn't have any "perfect" score. This would challenge students more, allow teachers to address students' varied skill levels much better (because they'd be able to see them better), and give a true sense of accomplishment for when people did well, unlike the participatory bullshit.

It's much like how it's bad that tons of kids' sports give out participation prizes.
User avatar #20 - jaximusblack (02/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but doesn't accomplishing something good make you feel good? Why let others tell you what to feel?
User avatar #21 - letting (02/02/2014) [-]
Because what others think of your will rule how you are ranked and accepted into society. That "I don't give a fuck what other people think" mentality is great until you try to get a job, apply for college, or need somebody's help.
#9 - Picture 02/01/2014 on language of love +12
#2 - Oooor you can hide it in your room Under your b…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on how to hide your candy -1
User avatar #51 - applecopy (02/02/2014) [-]
so fanni
User avatar #7 - maternation (02/02/2014) [-]
Ohai, Farshar.
#11 - He's ready 02/01/2014 on World War 2 Episode 2 +5
#32 - Comment deleted 02/01/2014 on protesting -1
#8 - "Shooting 1500 Kurwas per second"  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Metal poland rising: Clay +21
#15 - serotonin (02/02/2014) [-]
#18 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
Slava Slovanom!
#20 - baitman (02/02/2014) [-]
#35 - He looks like the retarded cousin of Trevor Philipps  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 7 +37
User avatar #245 - platinuminfernape (02/02/2014) [-]
Tornado Tongue tho.
#48 - thempc (02/01/2014) [-]
"do you want me to get my dick tornado tounge out again?"
#8 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Oh Raiden you rascal +52
#5 - Dayum 02/01/2014 on painting a wall +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2014 on A glitch in the matrix +48
User avatar #11 - pwnigator (01/31/2014) [-]
German CTRL key
I lol'd
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (01/31/2014) [-]
"strg"?
User avatar #7 - kingofants (01/31/2014) [-]
I was wondering that too. Apparently it's German for the Ctrl key.
#28 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
strg alt delete
User avatar #18 - nikolaier (01/31/2014) [-]
it is
#1 - Nobody will suspect anything 01/31/2014 on This man. +65
#6 - Picture 01/31/2014 on not bad photoshop comp. +86
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Decartes is best advisor +2
User avatar #15 - angelicdemon (01/31/2014) [-]
Okay this is bothering me where is this from?
User avatar #22 - garaichu (01/31/2014) [-]
Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara kuru sou desu yo
#5 - Those muscular shoulder pads... she surely was famous in the 80's  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Samus' Secret +5
User avatar #9 - robotvoice (01/31/2014) [-]
Pauldrons
you pleb.
#3 - Picture 01/31/2014 on As a med student... +21
#10 - The kangaroo vagina Fun fact: they have three vaginas  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2014 on some facts +18
#101 - dereken (01/31/2014) [-]
Too bad that's the pouch.

Yes, I am that guy.
User avatar #76 - tranquilizer (01/31/2014) [-]
Koalas do too
#75 - willindor (01/31/2014) [-]
MFW if I was a male kangaroo.
#24 - brokenboulevard (01/31/2014) [-]
That was not fun.
#25 - psykobear (01/31/2014) [-]
Depends on how you use that information.
#9 - Comment deleted 01/31/2014 on some facts 0
#8 - For a movie that got **** because "it was th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Nailed +147
User avatar #74 - rhetoricalfunny (01/31/2014) [-]
It was an all around enjoyable movie. Apparently it didn't do the book justice, which is more social commentary than tweeny bullshit romance.
#51 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
First I was like "it's Twilight only moving on from borderline necrophilia to total necrophilia!" Then I watched it and was pleasantly surprised. Not the greatest, but dammit it made me laugh and was significantly better than I was expecting. That sounds like a win in my book.
User avatar #30 - commontroll (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought it was going to be terrible, but good lord me and my girlfriend loved it. I was shocked how they pulled off making it a good zombie movie, a good romance, and a great comedy.
#83 - bann (01/31/2014) [-]
"bitches man"
#11 - kanatana (01/31/2014) [-]
I agree with your assessment
#3 - Do you even shoplift, criminal scum? 01/30/2014 on Skyrim logic +20
#3 - that was great  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Artist -1
#6 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
Nice Russian piece that. Impyling that it's actually a German one. Good for propaganda to increase the fakery.
#7 - What makes me wonder: Someone took their time to make some val…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Scumbag Ash +11
User avatar #11 - epicsandvich (01/31/2014) [-]
It was either that or let indecisive people follow what they think is reputable.

which it's not...

because PETA is retarded.
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (20 new replies) 01/30/2014 on #StopBullying +40
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#4 - jk, I really made it 01/30/2014 on Batman is fun at parties +42
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User avatar #88 - acarter (02/09/2014) [-]
Is there any chance I could have your fj points, since they are only used for items?
User avatar #90 to #88 - soulkiller ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
It won't allow me
User avatar #89 to #88 - soulkiller ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure
#79 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#80 to #79 - soulkiller ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Why not?
Why not?
#81 to #80 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #81 - soulkiller ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I remember that you were pretty famous here on FJ and I thought I should add you if you post some funny content again
#83 to #82 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - soulkiller ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Why did you block users for seeing your profile?
#85 to #84 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 - kyronics (01/01/2014) [-]
what was the comment u mentioned me in
User avatar #78 to #77 - soulkiller ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Something with your phone charged
User avatar #74 - esspur (11/25/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS THE PIC
User avatar #76 to #75 - esspur (11/25/2013) [-]
tankz
User avatar #66 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 46,862**
#67 to #66 - soulkiller ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
User avatar #68 to #67 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 1,451** that's great...I just want....all......matching numbers.....befo-before...I...die
User avatar #69 to #68 - soulkiller ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
**soulkiller rolls 9,845** Let's try again
User avatar #70 to #69 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 4,151**.....it can be done
#71 to #70 - soulkiller ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
You nearly got the same roll as before, only 4 and 1 swapped positions
User avatar #72 to #71 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 3,271** damn straight....that's how I roll
User avatar #73 to #72 - soulkiller ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
**soulkiller rolls 5,830** niqqa, lemme try
User avatar #50 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
how you got 7700 some odd thumbs beats me....must've been on here since fj was much better.
User avatar #51 to #50 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
FJ was really better two years ago. Nobody gave a flying **** about cleavages or a dildo on SFW, the top-commenters were much funnier people (the user Sunset, for example) and, like you mentioned, the top-content had most of the time 3-5k.
User avatar #52 to #51 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah I know I've been using FJ since it was green......I used to be immortal. I don't know if you know who that is but I was a very famous person on the scratchpad and in comments
User avatar #53 to #52 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I remember you. You were popular in 2012, along with a (better) phanact. What happened to your account?
User avatar #54 to #53 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
haha I got banned so I deleted it and all of its stuff....I was getting bored of the account anyway I started to hate the name
User avatar #55 to #54 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I can imagine... people mentioning you constantly. You got perma-banned?
User avatar #56 to #55 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
no just banned for a couple of hours but I was like **** it...cuz I had this one guy constantly mentioning me just to **** with me and there were 2 other guys that gave me red thumbs on everything to **** with me and then there was a dumbass troll that loved to troll so I said **** this profile
User avatar #57 to #56 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, some people here are real assholes. But at least our community isn't so bad. I think it's a pity deleting one of the most thumbed accounts, but I think it might be for the best
User avatar #58 to #57 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
this profile is already almost doing better than the old one in about 2 weeks but that's because I post more frequently. I just need to get content with more than 1790 something thumbs to beat my best post from that profile. I need about 2 to 3 thousand more thumbs to surpass the amount I had in content on the old profile. I already have about as much thumbs as my old one had in comments and got more on a comment than I did on the old one
User avatar #59 to #58 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Now it's actually really hard to get some post above 1k
User avatar #60 to #59 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
I know it is....The most I got is exactly 1k
User avatar #61 to #60 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore
User avatar #62 to #61 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
You ruined my perfect 1k....thank you
User avatar #63 to #62 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Sorreh, I'll make it good again
User avatar #64 to #63 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
that's awful I meant thank you seriously
User avatar #65 to #64 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
*fixed it tho again
User avatar #37 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
How the **** did i end up here
#38 to #37 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know, but you're trapped in here on this site forever
User avatar #39 to #38 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
XD no I meant on your profile, my computer spazzed and I ended up there
User avatar #40 to #39 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that's weird xD
User avatar #41 to #40 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
I was freaked out too, but hey, meet new people everyday and your sure to feel better
User avatar #42 to #41 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's nice to meet some new people on FJ. Our community is pretty swell
User avatar #43 to #42 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
With darkness comes a bit of light. Hey we can't be all nice but at least we are here.
User avatar #44 to #43 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, only anons and some of the mods are pricks sometimes. I really like the people on FJ (especially for their funny comments & reasonable moral thinking)
User avatar #45 to #44 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, we think alike, although, the whole thing that's going on, it will blow over, nothing troubling really.
User avatar #46 to #45 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
You mean the problem with the mods? Maybe, I hope it will. It would be too bad if FJ's popularity will go down. I really miss the times when front page material was 5-7k thumbs. Now it barely makes 1k.
User avatar #47 to #46 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
I don't remember fj being all that popular, just a place to hang with awesome people and see cool pics, but i hope it gets better
User avatar #48 to #47 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah it began to be something big like Reddit or Tumblr. But after those stupid changes from admin, it started to be less popular again
User avatar #49 to #48 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, It'll smooth out sometime.
#16 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
I just wanna say how jelly I am with you.
I never reached front page with a comment.
User avatar #17 to #17 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Hahaha xD But still, you have trine times more thumbs than I do
#18 to #18 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
That's because I'm on this damn site every day posting my life away.
God I Suck.
User avatar #19 to #19 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Well, me too since some months. Just remember: Always agree on OP's faggotry ^^
User avatar #20 to #20 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
That's the golden rule.
User avatar #21 to #21 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Yesss, but you are, like Sunset and iamnewhere, pretty long on Funnyjunk, right?
User avatar #22 to #22 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
This is my 2nd year. I thought at this point I'd be at the final level.
User avatar #23 to #23 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
What do you mean by "final level"?
User avatar #24 to #24 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Level 400: GOD
User avatar #25 to #25 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
You're on the second place... is it because of the comments that you're still on Level 381?
User avatar #26 to #26 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
No, the comment has their own aim. I'm at 381 for my earned content thumbs. I think I'm 3rd. Obscurity is 1st, Evilfederation is 2nd, and I think I am next. If only there was a way to see who has the most overall thumbs in content.
User avatar #27 to #27 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
The system with the thumbs is a bit ****** up... but really, having nearly 1 million thumbs is godly
User avatar #28 to #28 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait to achieve it before my birthday.
User avatar #29 to #29 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, wish you good luck! :D
User avatar #30 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
But I bet, as soon as I get there, Kony, the Ugandan hero is gonna add more ranks. He did it before, he'll do it again.
User avatar #31 to #31 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
When did he say that?
User avatar #32 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Long time. It was 28 levels, then 36, then 300, now 400.
User avatar #33 to #33 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Holy **** o_o I didn't know there were just 28 Levels at the beginning
User avatar #34 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
And all you needed was 14,000 thumbs.
User avatar #35 to #35 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Well, FJ then wasn't really that famous, so I don't wonder why there's 400 Levels now.
User avatar #36 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Just as puzzled as you.
#14 - williamz (03/20/2012) [-]
Thank you sir, for making the funniest comment ever!
Thank you sir, for making the funniest comment ever!
User avatar #15 to #15 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Thanks for the grats!
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