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#4 - Comment deleted 07/08/2014 on Raped 0
#1 - That and stepping on a LEGO might hurt, but having a cramp whi…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/05/2014 on (untitled) +123
User avatar #55 - iamnotgoodwithname (07/06/2014) [-]
if u have a cramp in ur leg in the middle of the night straighten out ur leg and point ur foot in the air. then go drink water it means ur dehydrated
hydration is key and whatnot
#54 - furiousmarshmellow (07/06/2014) [-]
TFW you fall asleep on the couch in the living room and get a cramp well someone's watching TV late at night and try not to look abnormal
User avatar #53 - kanaka (07/06/2014) [-]
i hyper-extended my hamstring once while sleeping
#40 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
tfw your asshole cramps up at night every few months
fuck you proctalgia fugax
#57 - furiousmarshmellow (07/06/2014) [-]
Just imagine you get one while being buttfucked...
#46 - brisineo (07/06/2014) [-]
I have it too... Few can't imagine the uncomfortable pain of your rectum turning inside out in the middle of the night.
#58 - fecal (07/06/2014) [-]
haha sorry but that is some funny shit though. I never knew that exists
#39 - evilhomer (07/06/2014) [-]
I once woke up at like 3 am going "Why the fuck did I just woke up? What is going o.... HOLY SATAN FUCKING DZEUS MY FUCKING LEG!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LAWWWWD!?! CALL THE PRIEST! CALL THE ARMY! JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOP!!"
It's the fucking worst.
User avatar #50 - theafroman (07/06/2014) [-]
Is that a fucking charlie horse? If so that's fucking terrifying.
User avatar #37 - fjaggot (07/06/2014) [-]
I never knew what it was like to get a cramp before and I got my first one a couple of weeks ago while I was sleeping. I am still scared of that shit happening again cause I know it's going to hit when I expect it the least
User avatar #26 - theodordronen (07/06/2014) [-]
Been there, it's horrible as well when you're young and don't know you're supposed to stretch the muscle to make it stop
#25 - rmdx (07/06/2014) [-]
I broke my arm, ripped my tendon, had to take stitches multiple times, fell on my face in a inclined rocky driveway and surfed in my face all the way down (I was on my bike), but none of those things remotely came close to the pain I have experienced from cramps. One day I was on my computer, stretched the wrong way (I font even know what stretching the wrong way means) and had cramps on both my legs... I threw my self to the ground like a gracious seal entering the ocean, but it wasn't the ocean it was a hard wood floor. I never had cramps in my sleep but sometimes I do after I wake up and stretched, if fucking lasts forever.
User avatar #36 - demcupcakes (07/06/2014) [-]
I've had that same problem where you stretch out your calf and it locks up hurts like a bitch and after it finally tenses and you can move your leg it still hurts.
#24 - ubermasterfaggot (07/06/2014) [-]
It's like waking up to an assassin trying to end your life and you wish you could cry out, but it would not make a bit of difference.
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#21 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
In geg camp, it happened to me and my friends thought I was masturbating, hard time convincing them that I wasn't
#20 - madmanransom (07/06/2014) [-]
Fun fact. If your feet are calloused, legos will not harm you...
But then you will have calloused feet.
#17 - themilkisdead (07/06/2014) [-]
Jesus, I keep getting cramps in my feet whilst sleeping and it's the worse thing ever.
#8 - trueraiderfan (07/06/2014) [-]
That pain is so intense and unexpected, you wake up retarded grabbing your leg and what not
#5 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, you don't know pain until you wake up and it feels like someone has got their hands in your muscles just twisting and knotting and such. I hate leg cramps or foot cramps the most.
#13 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
You don't know pain until you go in post-surgery anaphylaxis. Imagine almost bursting out of your skin, which is a pain equal to being crushed, pain spasms and a constant heart-rate of 220bpm.
User avatar #7 - alphabetagama (07/06/2014) [-]
Fucking this.
#3 - applescryatnight (07/06/2014) [-]
try having a chin cramp while singing in a choir.
fuck it was both the most painful and humiliating thing on earth
#2 - pjers (07/06/2014) [-]
random nerve firing as they reattach is worse, felt like hot/cold/agonising, jelly sandpaper. with the added fun of them regrowing wrong so the sensations I get from the tip of my thumb feel like they're happening to my wrist. Don't punch glass kids.
#4 - Comment deleted 07/05/2014 on Making horse out of molten... 0
#1 - The left car has more like a "Well, duuuuuhhh" face  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Ahhhh 0
User avatar #3 - poutinesalad (07/06/2014) [-]
I think its more of a just told a really bad pun face.
#172 - Man, you can't win against the first woman...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Oyasuminasai! +9
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User avatar #88 - acarter (02/09/2014) [-]
Is there any chance I could have your fj points, since they are only used for items?
User avatar #90 to #88 - soulkiller (02/10/2014) [-]
It won't allow me
User avatar #89 to #88 - soulkiller (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure
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#80 to #79 - soulkiller (01/14/2014) [-]
Why not?
Why not?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - soulkiller (01/14/2014) [-]
I remember that you were pretty famous here on FJ and I thought I should add you if you post some funny content again
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User avatar #84 to #83 - soulkiller (01/14/2014) [-]
Why did you block users for seeing your profile?
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User avatar #77 - kyronics (01/01/2014) [-]
what was the comment u mentioned me in
User avatar #78 to #77 - soulkiller (01/01/2014) [-]
Something with your phone charged
User avatar #74 - esspur (11/25/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS THE PIC
User avatar #76 to #75 - esspur (11/25/2013) [-]
tankz
User avatar #66 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 46,862**
#67 to #66 - soulkiller (11/02/2013) [-]
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
User avatar #68 to #67 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 1,451** that's great...I just want....all......matching numbers.....befo-before...I...die
User avatar #69 to #68 - soulkiller (11/02/2013) [-]
**soulkiller rolls 9,845** Let's try again
User avatar #70 to #69 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 4,151**.....it can be done
#71 to #70 - soulkiller (11/02/2013) [-]
You nearly got the same roll as before, only 4 and 1 swapped positions
User avatar #72 to #71 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
**brokenmemories rolls 3,271** damn straight....that's how I roll
User avatar #73 to #72 - soulkiller (11/02/2013) [-]
**soulkiller rolls 5,830** niqqa, lemme try
User avatar #50 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
how you got 7700 some odd thumbs beats me....must've been on here since fj was much better.
User avatar #51 to #50 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
FJ was really better two years ago. Nobody gave a flying **** about cleavages or a dildo on SFW, the top-commenters were much funnier people (the user Sunset, for example) and, like you mentioned, the top-content had most of the time 3-5k.
User avatar #52 to #51 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah I know I've been using FJ since it was green......I used to be immortal. I don't know if you know who that is but I was a very famous person on the scratchpad and in comments
User avatar #53 to #52 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I remember you. You were popular in 2012, along with a (better) phanact. What happened to your account?
User avatar #54 to #53 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
haha I got banned so I deleted it and all of its stuff....I was getting bored of the account anyway I started to hate the name
User avatar #55 to #54 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I can imagine... people mentioning you constantly. You got perma-banned?
User avatar #56 to #55 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
no just banned for a couple of hours but I was like **** it...cuz I had this one guy constantly mentioning me just to **** with me and there were 2 other guys that gave me red thumbs on everything to **** with me and then there was a dumbass troll that loved to troll so I said **** this profile
User avatar #57 to #56 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, some people here are real ******** . But at least our community isn't so bad. I think it's a pity deleting one of the most thumbed accounts, but I think it might be for the best
User avatar #58 to #57 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
this profile is already almost doing better than the old one in about 2 weeks but that's because I post more frequently. I just need to get content with more than 1790 something thumbs to beat my best post from that profile. I need about 2 to 3 thousand more thumbs to surpass the amount I had in content on the old profile. I already have about as much thumbs as my old one had in comments and got more on a comment than I did on the old one
User avatar #59 to #58 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Now it's actually really hard to get some post above 1k
User avatar #60 to #59 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
I know it is....The most I got is exactly 1k
User avatar #61 to #60 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore
User avatar #62 to #61 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
You ruined my perfect 1k....thank you
User avatar #63 to #62 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Sorreh, I'll make it good again
User avatar #64 to #63 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
that's awful I meant thank you seriously
User avatar #65 to #64 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
*fixed it tho again
User avatar #37 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
How the **** did i end up here
#38 to #37 - soulkiller (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know, but you're trapped in here on this site forever
User avatar #39 to #38 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
XD no I meant on your profile, my computer spazzed and I ended up there
User avatar #40 to #39 - soulkiller (10/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that's weird xD
User avatar #41 to #40 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
I was freaked out too, but hey, meet new people everyday and your sure to feel better
User avatar #42 to #41 - soulkiller (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's nice to meet some new people on FJ. Our community is pretty swell
User avatar #43 to #42 - russiangirl (10/30/2013) [-]
With darkness comes a bit of light. Hey we can't be all nice but at least we are here.
User avatar #44 to #43 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, only anons and some of the mods are pricks sometimes. I really like the people on FJ (especially for their funny comments & reasonable moral thinking)
User avatar #45 to #44 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, we think alike, although, the whole thing that's going on, it will blow over, nothing troubling really.
User avatar #46 to #45 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
You mean the problem with the mods? Maybe, I hope it will. It would be too bad if FJ's popularity will go down. I really miss the times when front page material was 5-7k thumbs. Now it barely makes 1k.
User avatar #47 to #46 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
I don't remember fj being all that popular, just a place to hang with awesome people and see cool pics, but i hope it gets better
User avatar #48 to #47 - soulkiller (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah it began to be something big like Reddit or Tumblr. But after those stupid changes from admin, it started to be less popular again
User avatar #49 to #48 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, It'll smooth out sometime.
#16 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
I just wanna say how jelly I am with you.
I never reached front page with a comment.
User avatar #17 to #17 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Hahaha xD But still, you have trine times more thumbs than I do
#18 to #18 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
That's because I'm on this damn site every day posting my life away.
God I Suck.
User avatar #19 to #19 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Well, me too since some months. Just remember: Always agree on OP's ******** ^^
User avatar #20 to #20 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
That's the golden rule.
User avatar #21 to #21 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Yesss, but you are, like Sunset and iamnewhere, pretty long on Funnyjunk, right?
User avatar #22 to #22 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
This is my 2nd year. I thought at this point I'd be at the final level.
User avatar #23 to #23 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
What do you mean by "final level"?
User avatar #24 to #24 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Level 400: GOD
User avatar #25 to #25 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
You're on the second place... is it because of the comments that you're still on Level 381?
User avatar #26 to #26 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
No, the comment has their own aim. I'm at 381 for my earned content thumbs. I think I'm 3rd. Obscurity is 1st, Evilfederation is 2nd, and I think I am next. If only there was a way to see who has the most overall thumbs in content.
User avatar #27 to #27 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
The system with the thumbs is a bit ****** up... but really, having nearly 1 million thumbs is godly
User avatar #28 to #28 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
I can't wait to achieve it before my birthday.
User avatar #29 to #29 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, wish you good luck! :D
User avatar #30 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
But I bet, as soon as I get there, Kony, the Ugandan hero is gonna add more ranks. He did it before, he'll do it again.
User avatar #31 to #31 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
When did he say that?
User avatar #32 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Long time. It was 28 levels, then 36, then 300, now 400.
User avatar #33 to #33 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Holy **** o_o I didn't know there were just 28 Levels at the beginning
User avatar #34 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
And all you needed was 14,000 thumbs.
User avatar #35 to #35 - soulkiller (03/22/2012) [-]
Well, FJ then wasn't really that famous, so I don't wonder why there's 400 Levels now.
User avatar #36 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Just as puzzled as you.
#14 - williamz (03/20/2012) [-]
Thank you sir, for making the funniest comment ever!
Thank you sir, for making the funniest comment ever!
User avatar #15 to #15 - soulkiller (03/20/2012) [-]
Thanks for the grats!
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