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#197 - Pfffft. Get that thief **** outta here. Ancient D…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#61 - Oh, right, Van Buren, that thing....  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on fallout stealth 0
User avatar #62 - torllin (07/03/2012) [-]
not quite van buren
after fallout 3 interplay decided that they would make a fallout mmo
User avatar #63 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh. Haha, that is sort of like going "FINE! I'll MAKE MY OWN FALLOUT, AND IT'LL HAVE BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS! "


Oh wait, that was New Vegas.
#194 - I would too. It's what any real assassin would do.....I love k…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
User avatar #195 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Nightingale armor ftw!
User avatar #197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Pfffft. Get that thief shit outta here. Ancient Dark Brotherhood Armor ftw.
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#192 - Don't know what to tell you. Maybe she has a thing for Dark El…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
User avatar #193 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
that bitch! I'll kill her next time I play!
User avatar #194 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I would too. It's what any real assassin would do.....I love killing random townguards stealthily, because they respawn, so I can just, you know, not have to save before hand.
User avatar #195 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Nightingale armor ftw!
User avatar #197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Pfffft. Get that thief shit outta here. Ancient Dark Brotherhood Armor ftw.
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#190 - You can still go to the graveyard and get the questline from t…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
User avatar #191 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I talked to her already she just scolds me Dx
User avatar #192 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Don't know what to tell you. Maybe she has a thing for Dark Elves, I dunno, she gave me the quest.
User avatar #193 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
that bitch! I'll kill her next time I play!
User avatar #194 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I would too. It's what any real assassin would do.....I love killing random townguards stealthily, because they respawn, so I can just, you know, not have to save before hand.
User avatar #195 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Nightingale armor ftw!
User avatar #197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Pfffft. Get that thief shit outta here. Ancient Dark Brotherhood Armor ftw.
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#187 - .....You HAVE to enter Windhelm to even begin the DB questline…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
User avatar #189 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes but I didn't talk to anyone while I was there. Just Aventus Aretino, so I never got the Blood on the Ice quest
User avatar #190 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
You can still go to the graveyard and get the questline from the priestess chick investigating around there. I didn't start the Blood on the Ice Quest until -after- I completed the DB questline.
User avatar #191 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I talked to her already she just scolds me Dx
User avatar #192 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Don't know what to tell you. Maybe she has a thing for Dark Elves, I dunno, she gave me the quest.
User avatar #193 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
that bitch! I'll kill her next time I play!
User avatar #194 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I would too. It's what any real assassin would do.....I love killing random townguards stealthily, because they respawn, so I can just, you know, not have to save before hand.
User avatar #195 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Nightingale armor ftw!
User avatar #197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Pfffft. Get that thief shit outta here. Ancient Dark Brotherhood Armor ftw.
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#283 - I like to type it myself. More personal.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on makes perfect sense +1
User avatar #286 - footmeetsface (07/03/2012) [-]
Very well
#185 - What are you talking about? I bought the house in Windhelm way…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag Skyrim. 0
#219 - winniedawho (07/03/2012) [-]
if you entered windhelm and the guard triggered the quest and you don't do anything about that for a long time, (probably if you joined dark brotherhood, it will be bugged and won't continue and disappear on the quest lists.
User avatar #220 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
It worked fine for me and I had completed the DB questline. Who knows, I guess. Oh well.
User avatar #186 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Apparently if you don't enter Windhelm before completing the DB questline you won't be given that quest about "The Butcher" and so now the steward won't sell me the house saying there has been some trouble inside
User avatar #187 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
.....You HAVE to enter Windhelm to even begin the DB questline, so how could you have completed it without entering Windhelm?
User avatar #189 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes but I didn't talk to anyone while I was there. Just Aventus Aretino, so I never got the Blood on the Ice quest
User avatar #190 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
You can still go to the graveyard and get the questline from the priestess chick investigating around there. I didn't start the Blood on the Ice Quest until -after- I completed the DB questline.
User avatar #191 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I talked to her already she just scolds me Dx
User avatar #192 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Don't know what to tell you. Maybe she has a thing for Dark Elves, I dunno, she gave me the quest.
User avatar #193 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
that bitch! I'll kill her next time I play!
User avatar #194 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I would too. It's what any real assassin would do.....I love killing random townguards stealthily, because they respawn, so I can just, you know, not have to save before hand.
User avatar #195 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
Nightingale armor ftw!
User avatar #197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Pfffft. Get that thief shit outta here. Ancient Dark Brotherhood Armor ftw.
User avatar #198 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I never enjoy the company of the Dark Brotherhood
But that armor sounds nice how'd you get it?
User avatar #199 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
If you get close enough to Gabriella before she dies, she gives you a ticket to see a fortune teller. Go to the fortune teller, and she tells you where to find the crypt to get the armor from. Has twice the stats of the regular DB armor, so that's 100%poison/disease resistance, double backstab damage, forty percent damage increase with bows, and Silence+Stealth boost.

Not to mention I think it looks way more bad-ass than the Nightingale Armor. It is just like the DB armor, but more faded looking.
User avatar #201 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah Olava's token! I didn't go to the crypt though, i don't even think it started a quest or anything, i'll look it up on the wiki page
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, check it out. It should start a quest for you.



......You have a lot of bad luck with quests, don't you?
User avatar #203 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
haha I guess I do but it turns out I did get a misc quest, it was "Locate the Assassin of old" I did that already and sold the armor i guess. all well :D
User avatar #206 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, Oh well. :P My guy is an archer, so that bow damage increase really helps. Might not be the best for yours.
#57 - So....Elder Scrolls MMO....I sort of wish that they would have…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2012 on fallout stealth 0
#69 - wolfmac (07/04/2012) [-]
You know... Bethesda finally got the tights to a Fallout MMO.... they are probably gonna work on it after Elder Scrolls
User avatar #60 - yaarun (07/03/2012) [-]
you don't wanna go there. last time it ended with a massive lawsuit thingy.
User avatar #61 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh, right, Van Buren, that thing....
User avatar #62 - torllin (07/03/2012) [-]
not quite van buren
after fallout 3 interplay decided that they would make a fallout mmo
User avatar #63 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh. Haha, that is sort of like going "FINE! I'll MAKE MY OWN FALLOUT, AND IT'LL HAVE BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS! "


Oh wait, that was New Vegas.
#151 - Besides that, the singular form is Thief.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2012 on note from mom 0
#160 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
That's exactly what he's saying, tard.
User avatar #163 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
No, he's saying.

Thieve

Thieve

Thieve


No, but seriously, if you're going to insult someone on the internet, at least have the balls to log in and put a username behind it. Fuck you. Not my fault if you didn't see it.
User avatar #172 - theshadowed (07/03/2012) [-]
He's pointing it out, Sherlock.
User avatar #173 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I see that you missed it too.
User avatar #174 - theshadowed (07/03/2012) [-]
No, I didn't. Now shut up, you're making a fool out of yourself.
User avatar #175 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Yes, it seems you clearly did. Besides that, I haven't said a word. I've typed them.
User avatar #177 - theshadowed (07/03/2012) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #178 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Old enough to know that sometimes it's better to act like a child.
User avatar #179 - theshadowed (07/03/2012) [-]
Conclusion: Arguing with a mentally unstable person.
User avatar #181 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
Quite the opposite really, but I won't get in to that.
User avatar #186 - chiefboss (07/03/2012) [-]
10/10 troll
#274 - **sorrowofdaedalus rolls 259,596,694** Because **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2012 on makes perfect sense 0
#281 - footmeetsface (07/03/2012) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #283 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/03/2012) [-]
I like to type it myself. More personal.
User avatar #286 - footmeetsface (07/03/2012) [-]
Very well
#40 - Yeah.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on best friend in real life 0
User avatar #44 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2012) [-]
I finished that series first before watching the first series and damn it, I value the series twice as much.
#72 - I like how they succesfully resurrected both Iroh and Zuko's c… 07/02/2012 on Fashion 0
#38 - Sort of. It was a new 'series' that takes place at a medical c…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2012 on best friend in real life +3
User avatar #68 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
Jo? Who the hell is Jo?

The female who is dating Drew (The Ex-Convict) is named Denise and she isn't a Med Student.
User avatar #72 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
I take that back, I guess they did call her Jo sometimes.
#62 - tastycupcakes (07/02/2012) [-]
i feel like i just lost the game. you reminded me of a cursed day in television when scrubs took it too far. something i sealed from memory til now.
User avatar #41 - DiabloStrawhat (07/02/2012) [-]
That sounds like something that would make me furious
#39 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #44 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2012) [-]
I finished that series first before watching the first series and damn it, I value the series twice as much.
#36 - What?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2012 on best friend in real life 0
#37 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Sort of. It was a new 'series' that takes place at a medical college, where Dr.Cox and Turk are both professors. Elliot and J.D. make short cameos in a few episodes, for the most part they are no where in the series. The main characters are a whiney whore girl and a scrawney asshole that has a rich daddy. Oh yeah, did I mention that for no reason whatsoever Jo is STILL a medical student -and- she's dating some dude that is an ex-convict, even though she's in to fat dudes. Lastly....No janitor.
User avatar #68 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
Jo? Who the hell is Jo?

The female who is dating Drew (The Ex-Convict) is named Denise and she isn't a Med Student.
User avatar #72 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
I take that back, I guess they did call her Jo sometimes.
#62 - tastycupcakes (07/02/2012) [-]
i feel like i just lost the game. you reminded me of a cursed day in television when scrubs took it too far. something i sealed from memory til now.
User avatar #41 - DiabloStrawhat (07/02/2012) [-]
That sounds like something that would make me furious
#39 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #44 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2012) [-]
I finished that series first before watching the first series and damn it, I value the series twice as much.
#36 - Actually, I don't mind hairy.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on Asian gurls +18
#37 - tacticallinkage (07/02/2012) [-]
I like you, you have good tastes.
#24 - Morticia Addams was my first TV crush. 07/02/2012 on Addams Family 0
#34 - Yeah, that was the Scrubs version of the Last Airbender Movie.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/02/2012 on best friend in real life +7
#35 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
What?
#37 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Sort of. It was a new 'series' that takes place at a medical college, where Dr.Cox and Turk are both professors. Elliot and J.D. make short cameos in a few episodes, for the most part they are no where in the series. The main characters are a whiney whore girl and a scrawney asshole that has a rich daddy. Oh yeah, did I mention that for no reason whatsoever Jo is STILL a medical student -and- she's dating some dude that is an ex-convict, even though she's in to fat dudes. Lastly....No janitor.
User avatar #68 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
Jo? Who the hell is Jo?

The female who is dating Drew (The Ex-Convict) is named Denise and she isn't a Med Student.
User avatar #72 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
I take that back, I guess they did call her Jo sometimes.
#62 - tastycupcakes (07/02/2012) [-]
i feel like i just lost the game. you reminded me of a cursed day in television when scrubs took it too far. something i sealed from memory til now.
User avatar #41 - DiabloStrawhat (07/02/2012) [-]
That sounds like something that would make me furious
#39 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #44 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2012) [-]
I finished that series first before watching the first series and damn it, I value the series twice as much.
#32 - You know, I really wish scrubs was still on. Medical School wa…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/02/2012 on best friend in real life +22
User avatar #33 - roflcopterkklol (07/02/2012) [-]
I remember seeing an episode of scrubs where turk and jd were not the main characters anymore and it was some woman.
User avatar #34 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was the Scrubs version of the Last Airbender Movie.
#35 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
What?
#37 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Sort of. It was a new 'series' that takes place at a medical college, where Dr.Cox and Turk are both professors. Elliot and J.D. make short cameos in a few episodes, for the most part they are no where in the series. The main characters are a whiney whore girl and a scrawney asshole that has a rich daddy. Oh yeah, did I mention that for no reason whatsoever Jo is STILL a medical student -and- she's dating some dude that is an ex-convict, even though she's in to fat dudes. Lastly....No janitor.
User avatar #68 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
Jo? Who the hell is Jo?

The female who is dating Drew (The Ex-Convict) is named Denise and she isn't a Med Student.
User avatar #72 - TheCerealKiller (07/02/2012) [-]
I take that back, I guess they did call her Jo sometimes.
#62 - tastycupcakes (07/02/2012) [-]
i feel like i just lost the game. you reminded me of a cursed day in television when scrubs took it too far. something i sealed from memory til now.
User avatar #41 - DiabloStrawhat (07/02/2012) [-]
That sounds like something that would make me furious
#39 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #44 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2012) [-]
I finished that series first before watching the first series and damn it, I value the series twice as much.
#157 - That sounds painful.... 07/02/2012 on cock bending 0
#48 - Yes. 07/02/2012 on spiders +3
#46 - You just ****** in the polar-opposite direction of south.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2012 on spiders +3
User avatar #47 - jellybob (07/02/2012) [-]
He fucked north?
#56 - drgingerdoctor (07/02/2012) [-]
You Rang?
#67 - jellybob (07/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #48 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Yes.
#203 - Oh, what fun. 3.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Girl Talk +3
#249 - anonymous (07/02/2012) [-]
ICARUS IS DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
#204 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
#197 - Very well, then I'll be the joker. 7.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Girl Talk +3
User avatar #200 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
B-b-but those were my chips
#203 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh, what fun.


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#249 - anonymous (07/02/2012) [-]
ICARUS IS DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
#204 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
#194 - You have until the count of three. 1.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Girl Talk +3
User avatar #214 - privatepumpanickel (07/02/2012) [-]
I think he needs a blankie. He sounds cold
User avatar #199 - mwthreeassassin (07/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #196 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
B-b-but my avatar shows that I am Hitler, not you...
#197 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Very well, then I'll be the joker.


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User avatar #200 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]
B-b-but those were my chips
#203 - sorrowofdaedalus (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh, what fun.


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#249 - anonymous (07/02/2012) [-]
ICARUS IS DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
#204 - jimmiesberustled (07/02/2012) [-]

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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are ******** everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, ******** know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my ****** because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of ******** ? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the ******** I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your ****** is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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