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User avatar #14 - gytisout (05/16/2013) [-]
i doubt you can ever have too much skyrim
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User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (05/16/2013) [-]
Would you consider that too much skyrim?
User avatar #112 - gytisout (05/16/2013) [-]
n-n-no
#64 - GET YOUR FILTHY NEWSPEAK AWAY FROM ME!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Speaking German +26
#68 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
But it's so plus-good.
#82 - theunlimited (05/16/2013) [-]
Double-plus good.
#125 - What you need to do is tell him. Talk to him about it. If he's…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post 0
#155 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Heh... It turns out he was bisexual after all. He said he had something important to tell me, and I said I had too. I told him I love him, and you can guess his response.

We're together now ^^
User avatar #156 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/21/2013) [-]
See? It's always better to let your feelings be known than try to lie or hide them.
#129 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
That's a great response. Thank you ^^
#123 - This really is a true post. I used to be staunchly a… 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post +3
#609 - But what was strange was that although Goldstein was hated and… 05/14/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#65 - TF2 Music is EH? ******* EH? …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Tf2 or CoD +3
#69 - Willhelm (05/14/2013) [-]
So that's what that track is called.
#26 - This. So hard. 05/14/2013 on Media Assholes -1
#143 - Yeah. No more silly than the pantheon of roman gods, or any do…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Choices 0
User avatar #174 - traelos (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess that makes sense, fair enough.
#68 - Yes there are. There are 14 states that recognize it as a reli… 05/13/2013 on Choices +1
#67 - Yes they still have those, and no, Greek gods, not roman. You …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Choices 0
User avatar #97 - traelos (05/13/2013) [-]
It wasn't much of an argument, I'm just a total Roman fanboy.

So are you Greek or what? No offense but the pantheon is kinda silly, people have been on top of mount olympus you know.
User avatar #143 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. No more silly than the pantheon of roman gods, or any doctrine in the Christian faith. You realize that in the philosophy of our faith the gods exist on a spiritual plane rather than a physical one, so while people might have been on the Mount Olympus here, we'd be on the crazy side to assume that the gods ACTUALLY lived up there. People had been up to the top of Mount Olympus in the times when people worshiped the Gods in great numbers, it didn't make the idea of them less real.
User avatar #174 - traelos (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess that makes sense, fair enough.
#18 - Reminds me of The Fade from Dragon Age. 05/13/2013 on thought i would share, the... 0
#7 - They say an opinion can't be wrong, but.... Myth…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Nutella +2
User avatar #8 - rossthomson (05/13/2013) [-]
I just don't like it because it's too sweet.
#3 - No, according to the bible you need to be truly repentant to r…  [+] (30 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Choices +45
User avatar #18 - chaosnazo (05/13/2013) [-]
Well, technically almost everyone needs to ask for forgiveness since wearing clothes of 2 different types of thread is a sin.
#22 - lazragoon (05/13/2013) [-]
That's the old testament, most Christians pay no attention to it.
User avatar #38 - zafara (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes, but the old testiment also claims that male homosexuallity is a sin, but people still pay attention to that, unfortunately. Nothing against female homosexuallity though........
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#109 - lazragoon (05/14/2013) [-]
Like I said, modern Christians pay no attention to the Old Testament, even most Priests have started to accept gay people. I go to a Catholic High-School, and gay people are fully welcomed into the community. Only die-hard slow-minded Christians believe that the Old Testament has any say-so in what goes on today. Sadly, these lunatics are the very same people who gain all the media attention, mainly because mankind's insatiable for other peoples misfortune and stupidity.

That was your lecture for today, have a gif.
User avatar #150 - zafara (05/14/2013) [-]
Why are you upset? I pretty much said what you said, although you just expanded on it. Plus, I was making a joke about people dissaproving of gay people. Mayhaps it was my discovery of the emoticons that threw you off? I have no problem with gay people, and even have a gay aunt who is married to another women, and they have two daughters. By the way, did you know Westboro gets money everytime someone goes on their website? So to recap, I share your veiws, but may have not been clear enough, and you thumbed me down because of this and yelled at me because I was testing out emoticons. Please inform me if I am wrong.
#161 - lazragoon (05/14/2013) [-]
EDIT: Fakin shit why can't I post comments correctly

I ain't the one who thumbed ya down mate. I know you agreed with me, however, you pointed out something in the Old Testament that a very little population of people pay attention to. Also, the emoticon takes away any credibility of what you were saying. And the gif was just for if you actually read through the whole thing, I didn't pay attention to which one I took, don't take it offensively if you did. : D
User avatar #163 - zafara (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh that's ok. I agree, the emoticon actually does take away credibility. I'm not sure why it was put on. While we're on the subject, you might want to check out this article. Just take away the space between the can and the put.

skippyslist.com/2009/05/28/hey-i-can- put-up-stuff-i-wrote-ages-ago-and-its-new-to-you-guys/
#167 - lazragoon (05/14/2013) [-]
This has to be a joke, its fucking hilarious.
User avatar #172 - zafara (05/14/2013) [-]
Here's the first post

skippyslist.com/list/
User avatar #170 - zafara (05/14/2013) [-]
Not a joke. This is a man who used to be in the military, and was famous for getting into trouble and goofing off. Although now he is joined by several other people. Ever seen one of those (insert number here) rules (insert name here) is not allowed to do lists? Well, this is the guy who started it all. Just go to page one and be entertained for days.
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User avatar #39 - crazyhindu (05/13/2013) [-]
People nitpick and use what they like for their side of the argument like the creationist "scientists" you see all over they are"right" and their "facts" work because they use what supports them and disregard anything that would make them wrong.
User avatar #41 - zafara (05/13/2013) [-]
Right
User avatar #11 - yyh (05/13/2013) [-]
Or you can just pay money for indemnities and have your sins forgiven.
#162 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
why's he getting thumbed down.he's right.
User avatar #6 - traelos (05/13/2013) [-]
Wait, you're a polytheist? Like Holy Jupiter's beard polytheist?

They still have those?
User avatar #67 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes they still have those, and no, Greek gods, not roman. You already had this argument though, just saying so for myself.
User avatar #97 - traelos (05/13/2013) [-]
It wasn't much of an argument, I'm just a total Roman fanboy.

So are you Greek or what? No offense but the pantheon is kinda silly, people have been on top of mount olympus you know.
User avatar #143 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. No more silly than the pantheon of roman gods, or any doctrine in the Christian faith. You realize that in the philosophy of our faith the gods exist on a spiritual plane rather than a physical one, so while people might have been on the Mount Olympus here, we'd be on the crazy side to assume that the gods ACTUALLY lived up there. People had been up to the top of Mount Olympus in the times when people worshiped the Gods in great numbers, it didn't make the idea of them less real.
User avatar #174 - traelos (05/14/2013) [-]
I guess that makes sense, fair enough.
User avatar #8 - SnacksJr (05/13/2013) [-]
I think you mean Holy Zeus' Beard.

(I personally believe in the Greek Gods.)
User avatar #43 - pistro (05/13/2013) [-]
Sorry if my question sounds dumb, but why do you believe in this religion? I mean, school teach this as a religion of an ancient culture, nothing more... Is there some place that workships it as a valid religion?

User avatar #68 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes there are. There are 14 states that recognize it as a religion due to the followers within, and it's starting to make a rise in Europe, or so I've been told.


The old ways have gods that make much more sense than the concept of Monotheism in general, let alone just christianity,
User avatar #15 - traelos (05/13/2013) [-]
Fuck Zeus. Jupiter's got a planet named after him, what's Zeus got?
User avatar #19 - SnacksJr (05/13/2013) [-]
Aint nothing wrong with my boy Jupiter, but I just prefer the greek myths over roman myths.
User avatar #17 - SnacksJr (05/13/2013) [-]
Well Jupiter is just Zeus more militarized. 2 sides of the same coin really.
#12 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
do you seriously think that zeus is shooting lightning to punish you whenever there's a storm
#14 - SnacksJr (05/13/2013) [-]
No, im not stupid. But I like the mythology and I like personalized shit shows of gods for my many needs. Better than one giant asshole god who likes to fuck with people.
#9 - beren (05/13/2013) [-]
Hades approves
#158 - **sorrowofdaedalus rolls 05,064** The standard has…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on what if snape survived? 0
User avatar #159 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 86,406** then lets try to roll quints
User avatar #207 - josephwolfe (05/13/2013) [-]
**josephwolfe rolls 914,043** So many digits at once!
#12 - Not really. 05/13/2013 on smooth 0
#156 - **sorrowofdaedalus rolls 5,518**  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on what if snape survived? 0
User avatar #157 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 4,080** so you want quads
#164 - zdawg (05/13/2013) [-]
**zdawg rolls 38,619**
#158 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/13/2013) [-]
**sorrowofdaedalus rolls 05,064**

The standard has been raised.
User avatar #159 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 86,406** then lets try to roll quints
User avatar #207 - josephwolfe (05/13/2013) [-]
**josephwolfe rolls 914,043** So many digits at once!
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User avatar #155 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 478** how about trips
#156 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/13/2013) [-]
**sorrowofdaedalus rolls 5,518**
User avatar #157 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 4,080** so you want quads
#164 - zdawg (05/13/2013) [-]
**zdawg rolls 38,619**
#158 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/13/2013) [-]
**sorrowofdaedalus rolls 05,064**

The standard has been raised.
User avatar #159 - yunnie (05/13/2013) [-]
**yunnie rolls 86,406** then lets try to roll quints
User avatar #207 - josephwolfe (05/13/2013) [-]
**josephwolfe rolls 914,043** So many digits at once!
#18 - So, there's this thing you learn about in high school called S…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Gamer gurl +6
User avatar #19 - Jewssassin (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh but I have. That last line didnt seem like a satire to me though. The tiny text implied that he meant it.
User avatar #51 - commentboner (05/13/2013) [-]
I whispered a lie
User avatar #109 - Jewssassin (05/13/2013) [-]
Well I suppose you're allowed to do that.
#61 - Average /b/ user? WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on WELL THEN +2
User avatar #62 - ricerca (05/13/2013) [-]
Probably would have been scarred for life...hence me only getting tastes of /b/ through good ol' funnyjunk.
#67 - I never said that all of them were evil. I said all of the Naz… 05/12/2013 on Top Lel +2
#58 - Basically Nazis.** All of them did that.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Top Lel 0
User avatar #60 - monkeysniper (05/12/2013) [-]
no one can say for sure ALL, just because they were on the other side of the war makes it easy to paint them all as evil psychos, no one goes to war thinking they are the evil or wrong side, with that said most were probably not people you'd invite home for dinner but there were probably the one out of a handful that actually was not a bad fellow, but imagine if you were living in nazi germany, would you rather go with it and have a life of personal comfort and just not be as evil as some or oppose the system and be killed
User avatar #67 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said that all of them were evil. I said all of the Nazis did whatever the fuck they wanted, not just the SS. By your logic, even those in the SS , could have been good people who might have refused to do anything mistreating another human being without direct orders.

That said, most of them actually WERE the kind you'd invite home for dinner. The Ashe Conformity Tests and Milgram Experiments essentially prove that statistically, about 75% of Americans(milgram experiment) could be pressured in to killing another human being simply by being told to by a man in a white labcoat.

If the Ashe Conformity Experiment is involved, it bumps in to about 98%, which happened to be the rough estimate of the German Population that agreed to Hitler's policies and followed his Regime.


What I'M saying is that the Nazis who went in to towns and razed and plundered them weren't JUST the SS, who were actually less likely to do that given that they were guarding the Death Camps, but all of them. Just how the English, American, and Russian troops did at various points as well. Just how EVERY army has.
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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are assholes everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, assholes know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my fetish because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of fetishes? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the fetishes I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your fetish is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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