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#9 - That's not true. Just say it like your a little bit a… 06/18/2013 on Did you know? 0
#326 - You know, the sad part is, the brunette one would've been the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Powerpuff Consoles 0
#347 - TehFunnyMan (06/17/2013) [-]
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#123 - Robots don't eat, Jldragon. They don't eat anything …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Sun-Baked Justice. +3
#127 - jldragon (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry for the nightmares, friend

www.weirdasianews.com/2008/04/20/robot-scooper/
#126 - tehpwnz (06/16/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#12 - Off of the top of my head: Born in Greece. Moth…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on How democracy really works.. 0
User avatar #66 - oxan (06/16/2013) [-]
Not to mention to vote you had to be male, probably had to have a certain degree of wealth or property, etc.
#117 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
"probably had to have a certain degree of wealth or property"
it sounds like youre assuming this, saying that kinda kills the whole idea of democracy.
you shouldnt state something like that unless you know it to be true. thats how rumors get started
User avatar #120 - oxan (06/16/2013) [-]
'Only adult male Athenian citizens who had completed their military training as ephebes had the right to vote in Athens.'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athenian_democracy#Citizenship_in_Athens

The comment about wealth or property was an assumption. I'm not sure if it was the case in Athens and Ancient greece, but it was the case in other early democracies.
User avatar #121 - oxan (06/16/2013) [-]
And I just noticed you were speaking exclusively of the wealth/property comment. Sorry, I'm hurrdurring tonight.

I do believe the keyword was 'probably'. I was presuming it was the case.
#129 - He had a PHOBIA of women. Irrational fear. Then… 06/16/2013 on Tesla +1
#110 - Hey, how many hearts does a cold, calculating machine incapabl…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Sun-Baked Justice. +2
#122 - jldragon (06/16/2013) [-]
I dunno, depends on how many people it's devoured that day.
#123 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/16/2013) [-]
Robots don't eat, Jldragon.

They don't eat anything at all.

#127 - jldragon (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry for the nightmares, friend

www.weirdasianews.com/2008/04/20/robot-scooper/
#126 - tehpwnz (06/16/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#94 - I agree with the Hero of Cyrodiil, but we're not talking about… 06/16/2013 on Dragons 0
#92 - I don't care what you think of the lore. I care about what the… 06/15/2013 on Dragons 0
#72 - Master wizard is subjective based upon the player, not on the … 06/14/2013 on Dragons 0
#70 - Explain to me how the Lore is bad. The writing …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Dragons 0
User avatar #76 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
when i think of the lore, i think of the main storyline of the game. the stuff that goes down in tamriel history. not some arbitrary shit like the mage guild or dark brotherhood quest lines.
the story is you get out of prison, go find the emperors bastard, go into various vagina portals to save insignificant people, whom the world is better off without, since they were stupid enough to go through the portal in the first place, and you don't even get to fight the main antagonist of the game. you just go inside a room and wait for deus ex machina to come save everyones ass.

i never even bothered playing all of it, because the game is just so broken. you can only level up in a very specific way, or else bandits on the road will end up making soup out of your asshole if you dare to approach them.
the voice acting was terrible (with the exception of the emperor) everyone sounds so smug and stuck up it just makes you want to strangle them with their pets intestines
User avatar #92 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't care what you think of the lore. I care about what the lore is.

If you heard the word "water" and to you it meant "searing hot tar" I wouldn't then change the properties of chemistry or the word for water to suit you.

You can make an angst-ridden version of any storyline ever. It doesn't make it bad, it just makes you sour.

Also, you're still arguing game mechanics and properties. That has nothing to do with the Lore.
#63 - I disagree entirely. Seriously, what the hell d…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Dragons 0
#71 - thatoneangelo (06/14/2013) [-]
Id say The Master Wizard Vampire Lord, who ends the day itself on a whim and creates eternal night is pretty BA.
User avatar #72 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Master wizard is subjective based upon the player, not on the lore.


For example, according to lore, the hero of the Shivering Isles is Argonian.

That said, I don't know about the Vampire Lord, but I'm going to have to say he's less bad-ass than the DAEDRIC PRINCE OF MADNESS, if only because vampires are the children of Molag Bal and thus the result of a daedric lord, and by that logic likely incredibly weaker than even the weakest of the Daedric Princes.
User avatar #68 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
whether you're talking about lore or anything else, oblivion is the worst game i have played in that series
User avatar #70 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Explain to me how the Lore is bad.


The writing was really no better or worse than any of the other games in terms of storyline. In fact, I'd say the storyline of Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood and Mage Guild questline beats the fuck out of Skyrim's.
User avatar #76 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
when i think of the lore, i think of the main storyline of the game. the stuff that goes down in tamriel history. not some arbitrary shit like the mage guild or dark brotherhood quest lines.
the story is you get out of prison, go find the emperors bastard, go into various vagina portals to save insignificant people, whom the world is better off without, since they were stupid enough to go through the portal in the first place, and you don't even get to fight the main antagonist of the game. you just go inside a room and wait for deus ex machina to come save everyones ass.

i never even bothered playing all of it, because the game is just so broken. you can only level up in a very specific way, or else bandits on the road will end up making soup out of your asshole if you dare to approach them.
the voice acting was terrible (with the exception of the emperor) everyone sounds so smug and stuck up it just makes you want to strangle them with their pets intestines
User avatar #92 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't care what you think of the lore. I care about what the lore is.

If you heard the word "water" and to you it meant "searing hot tar" I wouldn't then change the properties of chemistry or the word for water to suit you.

You can make an angst-ridden version of any storyline ever. It doesn't make it bad, it just makes you sour.

Also, you're still arguing game mechanics and properties. That has nothing to do with the Lore.
#59 - I know. It was one of those "general statement" sort… 06/14/2013 on this could be good 0
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#51 - Exactly. So stop whining about it never happening if you've ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on this could be good +1
User avatar #52 - iizsimon (06/14/2013) [-]
im not the one who whined lol, i was just confirming what you said
User avatar #59 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
I know. It was one of those "general statement" sort of sentences where I mean people in general.


Because seriously, there's a lot of crazy women out there.
#52 - EXCEPT the hero of the Shivering Isles, who became a **…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Dragons 0
User avatar #93 - tombombadil (06/15/2013) [-]
I would agree, but he felt like more of a lacky for the political bigwigs to me than anything. Like, he had to get Martin to stop the big bad, and then when you become Sheogorath, you don't really have his immense power like I wanted.

Plus, from a gameplay standpoint, the nerevarine has a lot more ways to get a lot more powerful than any of the other heroes.
User avatar #94 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/16/2013) [-]
I agree with the Hero of Cyrodiil, but we're not talking about the same guy here.

Canonically, the guy who saves the mages guild, the guy who takes over as the next Gray Fox, and the guy who becomes the next Listener, are all different people, separate from the Hero of Cyrodiil.

What? You thought you ACTUALLY got to be that multi-talented? No, that's just game stuff. It's the same reason why you can join the Fighter's Guild and they don't question or even notice the fact that you happen to be the Hero of Cyrodiil aside from a randomly generated comment, or that you're also the head of the Mages College.

Canonically, each person for each questline are entirely different people. Just how, Lore-wise, NOT gameplay wise, the new Sheogorath has all of the powers of the old one. The only thing he didn't have was Sheogorath's immortality.


Gameplay has nothing to do with regarding which character is stronger.
User avatar #61 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
the nerevarine would still kick his puny little ass all the way back to the imperial dungeons.
seroiusly, who the hell thinks oblivion is the best TES game?
User avatar #63 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
I disagree entirely.


Seriously, what the hell does this have to do with which game is better? We're talking strictly lore here. Nerd up or GTFO.
#71 - thatoneangelo (06/14/2013) [-]
Id say The Master Wizard Vampire Lord, who ends the day itself on a whim and creates eternal night is pretty BA.
User avatar #72 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Master wizard is subjective based upon the player, not on the lore.


For example, according to lore, the hero of the Shivering Isles is Argonian.

That said, I don't know about the Vampire Lord, but I'm going to have to say he's less bad-ass than the DAEDRIC PRINCE OF MADNESS, if only because vampires are the children of Molag Bal and thus the result of a daedric lord, and by that logic likely incredibly weaker than even the weakest of the Daedric Princes.
User avatar #68 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
whether you're talking about lore or anything else, oblivion is the worst game i have played in that series
User avatar #70 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Explain to me how the Lore is bad.


The writing was really no better or worse than any of the other games in terms of storyline. In fact, I'd say the storyline of Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood and Mage Guild questline beats the fuck out of Skyrim's.
User avatar #76 - huffe (06/14/2013) [-]
when i think of the lore, i think of the main storyline of the game. the stuff that goes down in tamriel history. not some arbitrary shit like the mage guild or dark brotherhood quest lines.
the story is you get out of prison, go find the emperors bastard, go into various vagina portals to save insignificant people, whom the world is better off without, since they were stupid enough to go through the portal in the first place, and you don't even get to fight the main antagonist of the game. you just go inside a room and wait for deus ex machina to come save everyones ass.

i never even bothered playing all of it, because the game is just so broken. you can only level up in a very specific way, or else bandits on the road will end up making soup out of your asshole if you dare to approach them.
the voice acting was terrible (with the exception of the emperor) everyone sounds so smug and stuck up it just makes you want to strangle them with their pets intestines
User avatar #92 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't care what you think of the lore. I care about what the lore is.

If you heard the word "water" and to you it meant "searing hot tar" I wouldn't then change the properties of chemistry or the word for water to suit you.

You can make an angst-ridden version of any storyline ever. It doesn't make it bad, it just makes you sour.

Also, you're still arguing game mechanics and properties. That has nothing to do with the Lore.
#44 - Whens the last time you just yelled it outloud? It m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on this could be good +22
User avatar #50 - iizsimon (06/14/2013) [-]
well if you don't yell it, theres 0 chance of it happening

if you do yell it however, there might be a chance it happens, so yeah.. i guess you're right
User avatar #51 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Exactly. So stop whining about it never happening if you've never done it.
User avatar #52 - iizsimon (06/14/2013) [-]
im not the one who whined lol, i was just confirming what you said
User avatar #59 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
I know. It was one of those "general statement" sort of sentences where I mean people in general.


Because seriously, there's a lot of crazy women out there.
#44 - One thing I thought I should mention that not a lot of people … 06/14/2013 on Burn +2
#185 - Picture 06/14/2013 on Well Said. -1
#183 - You're incorrect in that. Well, you might be partially correct…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Well Said. 0
#184 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
#185 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
#180 - Yeah, I'm absolutely sure. I mean, don't get me wron…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Well Said. 0
#182 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty positive it wants me to fuck something.
User avatar #183 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
You're incorrect in that. Well, you might be partially correct. Not physically fuck though. It wants you to psychologically fuck something.
#184 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
#185 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
#178 - No.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Well Said. +1
#179 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
Are you sure? That quote said I had to put part of myself into the thing I love. Sounds like I should fuck it.
User avatar #180 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm absolutely sure.

I mean, don't get me wrong, fucking can happen, but it has nothing to do with the quote.
#182 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty positive it wants me to fuck something.
User avatar #183 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
You're incorrect in that. Well, you might be partially correct. Not physically fuck though. It wants you to psychologically fuck something.
#184 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
#185 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
#173 - This guy clearly does not understand the joy of a BDSM relatio…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Well Said. +1
#214 - whippersnapper (06/14/2013) [-]
You are talking my language.
#176 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
Are you saying I have to fuck something to love it?
User avatar #178 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
No.
#179 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
Are you sure? That quote said I had to put part of myself into the thing I love. Sounds like I should fuck it.
User avatar #180 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm absolutely sure.

I mean, don't get me wrong, fucking can happen, but it has nothing to do with the quote.
#182 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty positive it wants me to fuck something.
User avatar #183 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
You're incorrect in that. Well, you might be partially correct. Not physically fuck though. It wants you to psychologically fuck something.
#184 - ragged (06/14/2013) [-]
#185 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/14/2013) [-]
#175 - jldragon (06/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #179 - mrgoodlove (06/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the knowledge

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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are assholes everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, assholes know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my fetish because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of fetishes? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the fetishes I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your fetish is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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