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#363 - I'm sorry, the second line of that comment was meant to break … 03/24/2013 on Life as a story 0
#356 - Why would you post a religiousfag argument on an entirely non-…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Life as a story 0
User avatar #360 - elmosays (03/24/2013) [-]
jesus, i was joking no need to crawl all over it to me. And if you ask me i think polytheism often times seems more reasonable then the christian God.
User avatar #363 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, the second line of that comment was meant to break tension so you didn't feel as if I were "crawling all over you" but instead addressing the matter in a joking manner.

Also, I think I'm going to tend to agree with that. xD
#303 - My first was "Light" I guess I could end i…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Life as a story +1
User avatar #337 - elmosays (03/24/2013) [-]
careful you might shock a christian who expects you to see a light
User avatar #356 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/24/2013) [-]
Why would you post a religiousfag argument on an entirely non-religion related comment?

Are you just asking for a shitstorm, girl?

Besides, I feel like the christian would have a lot more to feel awkward about, given that I'm a Hellenic Polytheist and all.
User avatar #360 - elmosays (03/24/2013) [-]
jesus, i was joking no need to crawl all over it to me. And if you ask me i think polytheism often times seems more reasonable then the christian God.
User avatar #363 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, the second line of that comment was meant to break tension so you didn't feel as if I were "crawling all over you" but instead addressing the matter in a joking manner.

Also, I think I'm going to tend to agree with that. xD
#5 - Deadpool's sponsor is Penthouse. 03/22/2013 on Sponsors! Assemble! 0
#630 - Fire Flight...I'M A ************ CHARIZARD 03/22/2013 on Let's see some contradictions 0
#48 - No, that's pretty ******* Kawaii.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever -8
#145 - awesomanium (03/22/2013) [-]
#18 - You aren't missing out on much, trust me. Mine did too. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on RAD DAD! 0
#27 - Spikeydeath (03/22/2013) [-]
Sorrowofdaedaulus is right nocta
my dad came back...tore my family apart...called my grandpa a rapist, stole my bank card withdrawed all my saving 20k and ran off to montana
thankfully the bank understood it because the man in the car my father looks nothing like me
#101 - My preferred body type is legless. 03/22/2013 on Size 9000 0
#234 - Meh, kind of dull. 03/22/2013 on American Atheists' Tattoo... 0
#244 - Yeah, but you know ******* magic. 03/22/2013 on you know they run the shops 0
#7 - The one thing NOT covered in giant ******* gears …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Steampunk watch +6
User avatar #8 - covered (03/21/2013) [-]
I'm inside giant fucking gears..
That's the best thing I've been metaphorically placed inside of thus far, thumb for you.
#16 - Wahahah, Muck and Gardevoir is hilarious. Chubb… 03/21/2013 on PokeLogic +4
#20 - Imagine what that meant in the ancient times, when everyone be… 03/21/2013 on FUUC- +1
#34 - People known as Tetrachromatics are able to see over one billi… 03/21/2013 on Infinite mind 0
#72 - The Elder Scrolls Series 03/21/2013 on (9001) Facebook 0
#36 - Actually, in the hellenic polytheist faith, you went to the El… 03/21/2013 on The moment you realize... 0
#335 - Cutting string, opening bottles, carving a landmark, slicing f… 03/20/2013 on Things people carry +3
#320 - Haha, no. A knife is good to have on you at all time…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Things people carry +3
User avatar #327 - Onemanretardpack (03/20/2013) [-]
I use mine all the time, and the one time I almost used it on a person, he ran away. Just be loud and shit and he'll get scared off if you have equal/greater force than him
User avatar #325 - semilunarknight (03/20/2013) [-]
When else would you use a knife except for muggings?
User avatar #335 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Cutting string, opening bottles, carving a landmark, slicing foods, cleaning your teeth, cutting your fingernails, Open a bag, a letter, or a sealed package, use it as a screwdriver, bleed the poison out of a venomous bite, do tricks with it for entertainment.....Need I go on?
User avatar #329 - Onemanretardpack (03/20/2013) [-]
Knives are pretty versatile tools, friend
User avatar #333 - semilunarknight (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I meant combat knives, I understand the utility side of it, sorry, my mis-communication
User avatar #336 - Onemanretardpack (03/20/2013) [-]
They still are versatile, but carrying around a bowie knife to cut boxes n shit all day is like using a Ferrari to commute to your job.
#212 - That's a good girl. 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +2
#207 - Not really. I just didn't expect you to apologize for having a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +3
#210 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Welp, my break is over. Back to the kitchen!
User avatar #212 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
That's a good girl.
#204 - Huh, well....Have fun with that I suppose?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +2
#206 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Did you expect me to rage at you or somethiing?
#207 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Not really. I just didn't expect you to apologize for having an opinion.
#210 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Welp, my break is over. Back to the kitchen!
User avatar #212 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
That's a good girl.
#202 - ....For what?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +1
#203 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Providing my opinion... I guess? I don't really know.
User avatar #204 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well....Have fun with that I suppose?
#206 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Did you expect me to rage at you or somethiing?
#207 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Not really. I just didn't expect you to apologize for having an opinion.
#210 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Welp, my break is over. Back to the kitchen!
User avatar #212 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
That's a good girl.
#196 - The real question you should be asking is "Does it matter…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2013 on Diamonds are a girls best... +1
User avatar #200 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry then.
User avatar #202 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
....For what?
#203 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Providing my opinion... I guess? I don't really know.
User avatar #204 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Huh, well....Have fun with that I suppose?
#206 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Did you expect me to rage at you or somethiing?
#207 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
Not really. I just didn't expect you to apologize for having an opinion.
#210 - meepmerppicklederp (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Welp, my break is over. Back to the kitchen!
User avatar #212 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/20/2013) [-]
That's a good girl.
#179 - I feel like this is the beginning to a fart ****** … 03/20/2013 on Why do I try 0
#994 - It proves that we don't know what truly had an effect on his m… 03/20/2013 on Sexuality flags 0

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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are ******** everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, ******** know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my ****** because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of ******** ? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the ******** I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your ****** is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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