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#37 - Alright, I've got one of those. I don't have t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on so much win +1
User avatar #38 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Nope all is acceptable. Except, I don't get lusty on the first or second date.
User avatar #99 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't expect any proper princess to do such a thing on the first or second date anyway.
User avatar #100 - argonianmaidohonor (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then we will be doing just fine.
#35 - Wanna have dinner some time?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on so much win +1
#36 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
There will be no funny business until you possess this
#37 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Alright, I've got one of those.


I don't have to recover this for you first or anything, do I?

User avatar #38 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Nope all is acceptable. Except, I don't get lusty on the first or second date.
User avatar #99 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't expect any proper princess to do such a thing on the first or second date anyway.
User avatar #100 - argonianmaidohonor (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then we will be doing just fine.
#185 - breast* 04/10/2013 on Expectations 0
#184 - **sorrowofdaedalus rolled a random image posted in comment #…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Expectations 0
User avatar #185 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
breast*
#33 - Did you knead his loaf until it could fit in your oven?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2013 on so much win +1
User avatar #34 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Every time he requested.
User avatar #35 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Wanna have dinner some time?
#36 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
There will be no funny business until you possess this
#37 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Alright, I've got one of those.


I don't have to recover this for you first or anything, do I?

User avatar #38 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Nope all is acceptable. Except, I don't get lusty on the first or second date.
User avatar #99 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't expect any proper princess to do such a thing on the first or second date anyway.
User avatar #100 - argonianmaidohonor (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then we will be doing just fine.
#31 - Alright....But did you polish his spear?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2013 on so much win +1
User avatar #32 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Yes, it took all night. Even used tongue.
User avatar #33 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Did you knead his loaf until it could fit in your oven?
User avatar #34 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Every time he requested.
User avatar #35 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Wanna have dinner some time?
#36 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
There will be no funny business until you possess this
#37 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/10/2013) [-]
Alright, I've got one of those.


I don't have to recover this for you first or anything, do I?

User avatar #38 - argonianmaidohonor (04/10/2013) [-]
Nope all is acceptable. Except, I don't get lusty on the first or second date.
User avatar #99 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't expect any proper princess to do such a thing on the first or second date anyway.
User avatar #100 - argonianmaidohonor (04/11/2013) [-]
Well then we will be doing just fine.
#172 - Picture 04/10/2013 on Fucking Hawkeye 0
#8 - ....Was not aware there are trickstabs. I usually ju… 04/09/2013 on /rant 0
#21 - The Shady Leech 04/09/2013 on name for strange conniver's... 0
#15 - Well, Deadpool would be pretty happy, since he's ******… 04/09/2013 on The Notebook: Dedpoel n Hurlee 0
#105 - I wouldn't call Deadpool a rip-off so much as an intentional parody. 04/09/2013 on Fucking Hawkeye +25
#181 - Personally I believe otherwise; I'll be cordial to anyone, but… 04/08/2013 on win 0
#27 - If it looks like it's satirical, it defeats the whole purpose … 04/08/2013 on Joe Rogan -1
#22 - sat·ire /ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ Noun The use …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Joe Rogan -2
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (04/08/2013) [-]
ummm, it didnt look very satirical at all mate. sorry for seeing it as a normal person would..
User avatar #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
If it looks like it's satirical, it defeats the whole purpose of satire.
#52 - I didn't ask for forgiveness. I asked if it made you feel less bad. 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap 0
#14 - Yes. That is EXACTLY how I feel. Thank you Disney, for conveyi… 04/08/2013 on MFW i find the right porn... +1
#141 - Character is defined by one's actions. Arguably, he d…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on win -2
User avatar #165 - TexMex (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't think actions matter when it comes to respect. If you act respectful to me, I act respectful to you, as simply as that. No need for degrees in that matter.
User avatar #181 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Personally I believe otherwise; I'll be cordial to anyone, but I'll only respect people who show me through some means or another that they do indeed deserve it.
#48 - Wow, I didn't even see that. My bad. Is it…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap 0
#51 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
No. I can never forgive you.
User avatar #52 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for forgiveness. I asked if it made you feel less bad.
#136 - Regardless of him being a jerk that hates kids, if he has a te…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on win -2
User avatar #139 - daniboyi (04/08/2013) [-]
I judge for character. Not awards and things written on paper.
Hitler was a huge leader. He deserves respect apparently.
User avatar #141 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Character is defined by one's actions.

Arguably, he does deserve respect. He might not have been a good man, but he was a great one. He did incredible things, even if they were horrible as well. You'd do well to respect the fact that he was capable of not only committing inhumane acts, but convincing teams of scientists and armies to do them as well.


Not to mention, he sort of fixed the stabilized the European economy, so there is that too.
User avatar #165 - TexMex (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't think actions matter when it comes to respect. If you act respectful to me, I act respectful to you, as simply as that. No need for degrees in that matter.
User avatar #181 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Personally I believe otherwise; I'll be cordial to anyone, but I'll only respect people who show me through some means or another that they do indeed deserve it.
#46 - I'm actually pretty serious about that. I've DONE stuff worse …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap 0
#47 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
What I meant was that the guy was making a pun...BEEstiality.
User avatar #48 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Wow, I didn't even see that. My bad.



Is it any consolation to know that I've spent the last three days awake writing/storyboarding for a VN?
#51 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
No. I can never forgive you.
User avatar #52 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for forgiveness. I asked if it made you feel less bad.
#11 - What's your point, though? He's an adult, even if an irrespons…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Joe Rogan -1
User avatar #15 - lolzordz (04/08/2013) [-]
his point is not whether theyre adult or not. i wouldnt give someone money to destroy themselves. plus money dont solve anyones problems. teaching a man to fish rather than just giving them fish... if anyone had time for that, they is an true hero
User avatar #22 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
sat·ire
/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
Noun

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices,
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (04/08/2013) [-]
ummm, it didnt look very satirical at all mate. sorry for seeing it as a normal person would..
User avatar #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
If it looks like it's satirical, it defeats the whole purpose of satire.
#195 - Picture 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
#30 - I'm more upset by the fact that he spelled bestiality correctl…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Beez in the trap 0
#44 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
Please tell me you're not serious...
User avatar #46 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm actually pretty serious about that. I've DONE stuff worse than beeXwoman porn.
#47 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
What I meant was that the guy was making a pun...BEEstiality.
User avatar #48 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Wow, I didn't even see that. My bad.



Is it any consolation to know that I've spent the last three days awake writing/storyboarding for a VN?
#51 - Sourlime (04/08/2013) [-]
No. I can never forgive you.
User avatar #52 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for forgiveness. I asked if it made you feel less bad.
#114 - Respect is not given, it is earned. In a teaching position, th…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on win +7
User avatar #134 - daniboyi (04/08/2013) [-]
I agree with your first part of comment. Respect is earned. A teacher I just met at the first day of school hasn't earned my respect. What if he/she is the biggest jerk that hates kids?
User avatar #136 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Regardless of him being a jerk that hates kids, if he has a teaching degree, and he's an adult, you've established that he has been accepted by the community(Not people your age, but the school board) that he is capable of teaching you. If you hold respect for society(not facebook faggots, but actual society), you'll trust that that kid-hating asswipe will be able to teach you shit, and you have a duty to shut up and listen while he chews you out and educates your previously ignorant ass.


To be honest, jerks that hate kids have been my -favorite- teachers throughout school, because they don't put up with annoying bullshit.
User avatar #139 - daniboyi (04/08/2013) [-]
I judge for character. Not awards and things written on paper.
Hitler was a huge leader. He deserves respect apparently.
User avatar #141 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Character is defined by one's actions.

Arguably, he does deserve respect. He might not have been a good man, but he was a great one. He did incredible things, even if they were horrible as well. You'd do well to respect the fact that he was capable of not only committing inhumane acts, but convincing teams of scientists and armies to do them as well.


Not to mention, he sort of fixed the stabilized the European economy, so there is that too.
User avatar #165 - TexMex (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't think actions matter when it comes to respect. If you act respectful to me, I act respectful to you, as simply as that. No need for degrees in that matter.
User avatar #181 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/08/2013) [-]
Personally I believe otherwise; I'll be cordial to anyone, but I'll only respect people who show me through some means or another that they do indeed deserve it.
#12 - "Yeah, I know. I'm wearing her god damn skull on my face.… 04/04/2013 on Good Guy Mewtwo 0

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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are assholes everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, assholes know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my fetish because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of fetishes? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the fetishes I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your fetish is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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