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#281 - oh... a penis 11/25/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
#280 - **soopergrover rolled image ** COMING IN HOT  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on gimme your best roll idea +2
User avatar #281 - soopergrover (11/25/2014) [-]
oh... a penis
#36 - "the vagina" 11/24/2014 on freak out +6
#116040 - Decided to get a Tinder the other night after my friend got on…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Social Board +2
User avatar #116057 - teoberry (11/22/2014) [-]
literally right swipe EVERYONE. forget what awesomerninjathing said pussy is pussy
User avatar #116049 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2014) [-]
right swipe every girl, then unmatch the ugly ones
User avatar #116046 - gmarrox (11/21/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better I have friends with Tinder who are total studs and even they rarely get matches.
User avatar #116041 - bluebandit (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you. Feels bad man
#374 - I'll print it and start practicing immediately!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Special People +1
#380 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You honor your Mentat. The Harkonen would be proud. Pity I'm Ordos Biotch.
#331 - Ah, my mistake. A brilliant plan, though. I might have to try it.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#344 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Make sure you complete the checklist.

[ ] Huge Warhawk.
[ ] Hairgel/epoxy to keep it up.
[ ] Axe Try another one than the dark one. Try like Fever or something.
[ ] Zipper open.

Step 2
[ ] Wink, smile, and nod if pointed to or looked at.
[ ] Loudly speak over their notice that your fly is open if they attempt to confront you, saying : "Anything for addoring fans! Where would you like the autograph".

Step 3
[ ] Word things of the mouth face hole to start relationship. This is the boring ending.
[ ] Club her like a baby seal, and drag to cave for monkey sex.



Easy printable checklist.
User avatar #374 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
I'll print it and start practicing immediately!
#380 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You honor your Mentat. The Harkonen would be proud. Pity I'm Ordos Biotch.
#321 - Hmm... So, do I meet the girl in jail?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#328 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
I never at any point said whip out the D and let it overtake the populous of the city folk. I said Unzip. People sometimes forget to zip up. And only those kind or of good heart would tell you that you forgot. So it's a trick to get you a person who is not aiming to get you for looks or money. Now if your D flops out while you're walking around then she may be trying to pick you up for that, but yeah, so would the cops. Cause Cops love the D. Every time I take it out in public the cops rush there are are practically bum rushing me to keep the image of it's glory all to themselves.... well that and give me a ride to their kinky sex dungeon. Cops are freaky like that.
User avatar #331 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake. A brilliant plan, though. I might have to try it.
#344 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Make sure you complete the checklist.

[ ] Huge Warhawk.
[ ] Hairgel/epoxy to keep it up.
[ ] Axe Try another one than the dark one. Try like Fever or something.
[ ] Zipper open.

Step 2
[ ] Wink, smile, and nod if pointed to or looked at.
[ ] Loudly speak over their notice that your fly is open if they attempt to confront you, saying : "Anything for addoring fans! Where would you like the autograph".

Step 3
[ ] Word things of the mouth face hole to start relationship. This is the boring ending.
[ ] Club her like a baby seal, and drag to cave for monkey sex.



Easy printable checklist.
User avatar #374 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
I'll print it and start practicing immediately!
#380 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You honor your Mentat. The Harkonen would be proud. Pity I'm Ordos Biotch.
#309 - I bought 50 cans of Dark Temptation Axe, unscrewed all the cap…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#319 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Faux warhawk. Get some outrageous color of hair, wig or not, and hairgel (or epoxy more like it) to make it firm.



Now for plan B. Unzip your pants and walk around in public. People will point and stare or try to confront you about it. Wink at them if they point and stare. If they come close to you, then pull pout a pen and say loudly "Anything for my adoring fans! Where do you want my autograph?" You should confuse them long enough to have them stunned. It's during that moment you either make them laugh and prosper some relationship based on mouth hole based word things, or you club them over the head like a baby seal and drag them back off to your den for cray cray monkey sex.



Whatcha think?
User avatar #321 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Hmm...

So, do I meet the girl in jail?
#328 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
I never at any point said whip out the D and let it overtake the populous of the city folk. I said Unzip. People sometimes forget to zip up. And only those kind or of good heart would tell you that you forgot. So it's a trick to get you a person who is not aiming to get you for looks or money. Now if your D flops out while you're walking around then she may be trying to pick you up for that, but yeah, so would the cops. Cause Cops love the D. Every time I take it out in public the cops rush there are are practically bum rushing me to keep the image of it's glory all to themselves.... well that and give me a ride to their kinky sex dungeon. Cops are freaky like that.
User avatar #331 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake. A brilliant plan, though. I might have to try it.
#344 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Make sure you complete the checklist.

[ ] Huge Warhawk.
[ ] Hairgel/epoxy to keep it up.
[ ] Axe Try another one than the dark one. Try like Fever or something.
[ ] Zipper open.

Step 2
[ ] Wink, smile, and nod if pointed to or looked at.
[ ] Loudly speak over their notice that your fly is open if they attempt to confront you, saying : "Anything for addoring fans! Where would you like the autograph".

Step 3
[ ] Word things of the mouth face hole to start relationship. This is the boring ending.
[ ] Club her like a baby seal, and drag to cave for monkey sex.



Easy printable checklist.
User avatar #374 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
I'll print it and start practicing immediately!
#380 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You honor your Mentat. The Harkonen would be proud. Pity I'm Ordos Biotch.
#320 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
-pull out a pen. Goddamn fat-fingering the keyboard. No ladies, my fingers are not capable of fat-fingering either. It's a life glitch.
#297 - Became best friends with several girls over the past couple mo…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#306 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You need a can of Axe and some hair gel is why. Try it.



If it fails I have a plan B to get you laid.
User avatar #312 - TheMather (11/20/2014) [-]
Can I have the plan B? I've got the Axe but my hair is too long for hair gel.
User avatar #309 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
I bought 50 cans of Dark Temptation Axe, unscrewed all the caps, dumped it all into my tub, and bathed in it.

You mentioned a plan B?
#319 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Faux warhawk. Get some outrageous color of hair, wig or not, and hairgel (or epoxy more like it) to make it firm.



Now for plan B. Unzip your pants and walk around in public. People will point and stare or try to confront you about it. Wink at them if they point and stare. If they come close to you, then pull pout a pen and say loudly "Anything for my adoring fans! Where do you want my autograph?" You should confuse them long enough to have them stunned. It's during that moment you either make them laugh and prosper some relationship based on mouth hole based word things, or you club them over the head like a baby seal and drag them back off to your den for cray cray monkey sex.



Whatcha think?
User avatar #321 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Hmm...

So, do I meet the girl in jail?
#328 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
I never at any point said whip out the D and let it overtake the populous of the city folk. I said Unzip. People sometimes forget to zip up. And only those kind or of good heart would tell you that you forgot. So it's a trick to get you a person who is not aiming to get you for looks or money. Now if your D flops out while you're walking around then she may be trying to pick you up for that, but yeah, so would the cops. Cause Cops love the D. Every time I take it out in public the cops rush there are are practically bum rushing me to keep the image of it's glory all to themselves.... well that and give me a ride to their kinky sex dungeon. Cops are freaky like that.
User avatar #331 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake. A brilliant plan, though. I might have to try it.
#344 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
Make sure you complete the checklist.

[ ] Huge Warhawk.
[ ] Hairgel/epoxy to keep it up.
[ ] Axe Try another one than the dark one. Try like Fever or something.
[ ] Zipper open.

Step 2
[ ] Wink, smile, and nod if pointed to or looked at.
[ ] Loudly speak over their notice that your fly is open if they attempt to confront you, saying : "Anything for addoring fans! Where would you like the autograph".

Step 3
[ ] Word things of the mouth face hole to start relationship. This is the boring ending.
[ ] Club her like a baby seal, and drag to cave for monkey sex.



Easy printable checklist.
User avatar #374 - soopergrover (11/20/2014) [-]
I'll print it and start practicing immediately!
#380 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
You honor your Mentat. The Harkonen would be proud. Pity I'm Ordos Biotch.
#320 - oinos (11/20/2014) [-]
-pull out a pen. Goddamn fat-fingering the keyboard. No ladies, my fingers are not capable of fat-fingering either. It's a life glitch.
#12 - That large yellow one in the second gif is all like &… 11/17/2014 on starfish feeding on a dead... +3

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User avatar #80 - ilikethisusername (10/11/2014) [-]
i want to play CAH. fgt.
User avatar #81 to #80 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm bored anyways. Let's play some CAH. fgt.
User avatar #82 to #81 - ilikethisusername (10/11/2014) [-]
wanna play tomorrow? i have work now. fgt.
User avatar #83 to #82 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
******* homo, yes I wanna play tomorrow. fgt.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ilikethisusername (10/11/2014) [-]
alright. fgt.
User avatar #85 to #84 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
good. fgt.
User avatar #87 to #86 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
don't you "k" me. fgt.
User avatar #88 to #87 - ilikethisusername (10/11/2014) [-]
u wana fite. fgt.
User avatar #89 to #88 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
no becuz u have work fgt. go to work. fgt.
#91 to #90 - soopergrover (10/11/2014) [-]
bitch i will murder your entire family
User avatar #92 to #91 - ilikethisusername (10/18/2014) [-]
is it time to play now?
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User avatar #78 - davidavidson (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #76 - soopergrover (05/16/2013) [-]
**** yes! I got a dick Pillar of Friendship back!
User avatar #66 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Did you quit items? D:
User avatar #67 to #66 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah... :3 I unfortunately don't have the time for items :/
User avatar #68 to #67 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Awww man, no wonder I hadn't seen you around :(
User avatar #69 to #68 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeeeah, but it's alright. I'm not quitting Funnyjunk! I never will :D I'll still be around!
User avatar #70 to #69 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm glad you'll still be here :)
Guess what? Wr.athy ended up giving me one of the stolen god gems :D
User avatar #71 to #70 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Yep! :)

And say whaaat? That's freakin' awesome! Stolen from the Lost Ark? Or the Temple of Doom? :o Did you have to outrun a gigantic boulder? Or quickly replace the god gem on a pedestal with something of equal weight??
User avatar #72 to #71 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Haha, he actually made a fake account and sent me 1 of them, for free :D
User avatar #73 to #72 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh snap. Well that's awesome! Congrats! :)

How are ya feeling since the accident?
User avatar #74 to #73 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
better, thanks :D

I had to use a walking stick and had to get surgery on my right knee, but I'm all better now :)
User avatar #75 to #74 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
That's great to hear! Glad you're feeling better :)
User avatar #61 - captianred (04/22/2013) [-]
are you selling that mecha whale
User avatar #63 to #61 - captianred (04/22/2013) [-]
nuclear one
User avatar #62 to #61 - soopergrover (04/22/2013) [-]
Only the normal one. Not the Nuke one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - soopergrover (04/22/2013) [-]
Thanks! :)
User avatar #55 - jorgethemaster (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you so much! :)
User avatar #56 to #55 - soopergrover (04/22/2013) [-]
Welcome! :)

I honestly wish I could give you more, but I have no more dupes. It seems if you ask around, a lot of people have blue and pink dupes. Those damn red balls, though...
User avatar #57 to #56 - jorgethemaster (04/22/2013) [-]
Haha, yea, it seems as though reds are rarer.

And dont worry about giving me things, I have plenty :3 Its the thought that counts though! :)
User avatar #58 to #57 - soopergrover (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, it sure is! :)
User avatar #48 - TheElementels (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry, I thought you meant the Nuclear Mecha Whale.
User avatar #49 to #48 - soopergrover (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh, that's alright. Probably should've been more specific.
User avatar #50 to #49 - TheElementels (04/20/2013) [-]
No you had it right, I just didn't see the regular Mecha Whale so I thought you meant the Nuclear one.
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User avatar #42 to #40 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't even have that many.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Haha if I was doing better, i'd be much more generous.
User avatar #41 to #40 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Ha, no.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Haha I just may try... That's a lot of gems though :3
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User avatar #47 to #44 - ladedadeda (04/19/2013) [-]
I did not discontinue them, the powers that be dc'd them.. and it is my right nipple not the left.
User avatar #46 to #44 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Noooooooo! Oh well.
User avatar #33 - aquae (04/19/2013) [-]
Undead pony:
4x hoof
head
torso
tail
10x corrupt soul
1 book of rape, damnation, eternal nightmares and human sacrifice
pony bones
User avatar #35 to #33 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't like pony items but I may make one to sell. :)
User avatar #36 to #35 - aquae (04/19/2013) [-]
They don't sell for much.
You may like the Rape Horse.

Any of the 6 ponies + God Gem = 1/6 chance to create

ask someone to do it for you

then Rape Horse + Jeff = Headless Horseman
User avatar #37 to #36 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Will do! Thanks :)
#31 - fatedrevenge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #31 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Most likely not... sorry. It was given as a gift when I first came here and it's the rarest thing I have, I believe. If you see any rare dupes I'd be glad to trade/sell.
User avatar #30 - aquae (04/19/2013) [-]
1000 RITs = a couple chest

I'd save up for 5k / 20k though
User avatar #32 to #30 - soopergrover (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what I was planning. Thanks! :)
#27 - mygems (04/18/2013) [-]
since it was so little i think you were lucky to get anything back
User avatar #28 to #27 - soopergrover (04/18/2013) [-]
Ha, yeah that's alright. Thanks! :)
User avatar #29 to #28 - mygems (04/18/2013) [-]
no probs :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - soopergrover (04/18/2013) [-]
Thanks! :)
#13 - afternoon (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - soopergrover (04/18/2013) [-]
...say what now?
#15 to #14 - afternoon (04/18/2013) [-]
Do it, faggot
Do it, faggot
User avatar #16 to #15 - soopergrover (04/18/2013) [-]
Do I know you?
#21 to #18 - afternoon (04/18/2013) [-]
****					 you your no fun
**** you your no fun
#25 to #23 - soopergrover (04/18/2013) [-]
Woah.

I'd like to do more than just catch THAT Zubat.
User avatar #11 - danielfm (04/17/2013) [-]
Great seeing new players :) I have been here for like 6 months so feel free to ask me anything ;)
User avatar #12 to #11 - soopergrover (04/17/2013) [-]
Will do! Thanks! :)
#8 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
>name is soopergrover
>picture of batman
FHKSSKADSAKFSKSAF
User avatar #9 to #8 - soopergrover (04/17/2013) [-]
LOL sit down, u mad bro.
#10 to #9 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
le trickery face
User avatar #5 - iatedub (04/17/2013) [-]
Check my trade (s) and accept them
User avatar #6 to #5 - soopergrover (04/17/2013) [-]
I did.

Thanks again! Haha
User avatar #7 to #6 - iatedub (04/17/2013) [-]
No problem :D
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