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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:2/16/2013
Location:in your pants
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

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#291 - The last one's alternative use is still a murder weapon. … 07/28/2012 on murder weapons original uses 0
#7 - How would YOU know if it was drugs or semen? You'd ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on drugs are bad, mmmkay +8
User avatar #13 - cakelord (07/27/2012) [-]
SEMENSNIFFER! SEMENSNIFFER!
#11 - deadfeds has deleted their comment.
#52 - He looks like Mr. Incredible. 07/27/2012 on Bitches these days -1
#92 - **** . ******************** . 07/27/2012 on Through ages -1
#86 - I hope I'm not wrong for the sake of decency. I think…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Through ages -2
User avatar #91 - WhatIsGwaning (07/27/2012) [-]
I live in England and this is how our school system works paha idk how the french one works
User avatar #92 - sookmaybowls (07/27/2012) [-]
Fuck.
NoI'mallwrongandshit.
#13 - "Your" and "you're" are spelling mistakes.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on charmin bear family 0
User avatar #15 - derpish (07/26/2012) [-]
are you leaving because you knowingly made an insult just after saying it was stupid and childish to do so? but okay i don't expect a reply :) good luck to you, hope you make your mother happy, i know i did
#10 - "Your welcome"? I think you mean "You're welcom…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2012 on charmin bear family +2
User avatar #12 - derpish (07/26/2012) [-]
im not correcting grammer, im correcting spelling. and im already in a hole, and she says for you to clean your room or no dinner
User avatar #13 - sookmaybowls (07/26/2012) [-]
"Your" and "you're" are spelling mistakes.
You shouldn't be correcting peoples' spelling if you, yourself, cannot spell.

Resorting to mother jokes, or insults of any kind, in a conversation such as this is stupid and childish, however I want you to know that you are a degenerate waste of human resource and your parents should have aborted you when the chance had arisen. I will not be coming back.
User avatar #15 - derpish (07/26/2012) [-]
are you leaving because you knowingly made an insult just after saying it was stupid and childish to do so? but okay i don't expect a reply :) good luck to you, hope you make your mother happy, i know i did
#79 - Thanks, man. Means a lot. And yeah. I know. W… 07/25/2012 on Feels 0
#74 - We've been through a lot together. She's been here with me…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Feels -1
User avatar #75 - Xedan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well my best wishes to the both of you. Also, if you have any even somewhat important secrets about anything, that's usually what will cause the relationship to crumble.
User avatar #79 - sookmaybowls (07/25/2012) [-]

Thanks, man. Means a lot.

And yeah. I know.
We tell each other everything, though.
If I can't share it, I shouldn't have done it, so I don't.
Same with her.
#67 - I'm 16 and I'm gonna propose to my girlfriend of a year and 3 …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Feels -1
User avatar #68 - Xedan (07/25/2012) [-]
I can tell you from watching it happen multiple times, that just because you're together over a year doesn't mean it will work out. I've seen seemingly perfect couples of two and three years fall apart in a matter of days. It's some feely shit.
User avatar #74 - sookmaybowls (07/25/2012) [-]
We've been through a lot together.
She's been here with me through so much shittiness.
I've been with her through her shitty times.

She means a lot to me.
And I wouldn't mind spending forever with her.
User avatar #75 - Xedan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well my best wishes to the both of you. Also, if you have any even somewhat important secrets about anything, that's usually what will cause the relationship to crumble.
User avatar #79 - sookmaybowls (07/25/2012) [-]

Thanks, man. Means a lot.

And yeah. I know.
We tell each other everything, though.
If I can't share it, I shouldn't have done it, so I don't.
Same with her.
#124 - Gaga was right about one thing. If it's not rough i… 07/25/2012 on 50 Shades of... -1
#71 - Was? 07/25/2012 on mfw I'm on somebody's picture 0
#214 - **** . You have validation. Well this has… 07/25/2012 on You're better than this!! 0
#208 - Well the friend of some kid that sat 2 seats behind and 3 to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on You're better than this!! +3
User avatar #209 - Just Another Guy (07/25/2012) [-]
Well a step son aint so bad lol, he is on the wikipedia page :P
User avatar #214 - sookmaybowls (07/25/2012) [-]
Fuck. You have validation.

Well this has all gone to hell.
I'll just pack up my smartassery and take it somewhere else.
#23 - Thank you. Those books are the **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Facebook (again) +3
User avatar #24 - TheAviator (07/16/2012) [-]
ikr
#17 - The first ones were better. 07/16/2012 on They have been deceiving us! +7
#72 - I think she's so pretty she should get naked. 07/16/2012 on The Jepsen Code +21
#78 - HEY GUYS. GUYS. NO REALLY. GUYS. WHAT … 07/13/2012 on Strange.. +2
#4 - I met the guy in the middle. He was at a coffee shop in m… 07/11/2012 on Asian baseball +3
#8 - It's basically a law about talking to girls.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Perverted People theese days +27
User avatar #14 - dbanks (07/12/2012) [-]
Damn blue texts...
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (07/12/2012) [-]
I am so confused, what's up with the light blue names anyway???
#6 - Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Perverted People theese days +9
User avatar #7 - ShamanMaster (07/11/2012) [-]
at the worst possible time
User avatar #8 - sookmaybowls (07/11/2012) [-]
It's basically a law about talking to girls.
User avatar #14 - dbanks (07/12/2012) [-]
Damn blue texts...
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (07/12/2012) [-]
I am so confused, what's up with the light blue names anyway???
#20 - And the Irish. 07/09/2012 on Morbid For Russians +4
#16 - I always knew you were a nazi. 07/09/2012 on Germany +15
#18 - Picture 07/05/2012 on Fuck yourselves. 0
#42 - When was it ever cool to hate Hitler? 07/05/2012 on That guy had some balls -7

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User avatar #87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
User avatar #88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
User avatar #89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
User avatar #90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
User avatar #91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
User avatar #92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
User avatar #93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
User avatar #94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
User avatar #95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
User avatar #97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
User avatar #98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
User avatar #99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
User avatar #100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
User avatar #101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
User avatar #102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
User avatar #104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#85 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this **** . This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
User avatar #86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy **** . Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
User avatar #77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
User avatar #65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
User avatar #66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
User avatar #67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
User avatar #59 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. **** , I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
User avatar #60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
User avatar #61 to #64 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
User avatar #58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
#51 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
#53 to #56 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
#55 to #58 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test
#48 to #51 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test #2
test #2
User avatar #49 to #52 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
and it's delivered.
User avatar #50 to #53 - sookmaybowls (06/05/2011) [-]
:D thank you!
User avatar #45 - SRsoccerstar (05/09/2011) [-]
Make Moar BSA leaders ones
User avatar #46 to #49 - sookmaybowls (05/09/2011) [-]
Alrighty :D
#41 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #46 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
Going to bed :P

Night.
User avatar #44 to #47 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [-]
I probably should too.


Goodnight.
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#1 - sookmaybowls (11/23/2010) [-]
commenting on own profile


i should get a life
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User avatar #20 to #22 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
see how i got you to go from hating me, to commenting on my profile?


because im a winner.

#27 to #23 - TheSystemError (03/20/2011) [-]
She was stalking you. Get in there.
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User avatar #22 to #24 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Im afraid you're some cougar trying to get at me, how old are you?
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User avatar #24 to #26 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
IM 15 TOO.


And me nither, im just saiyan.
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User avatar #26 to #28 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
But shhhh, we don't want to know, for he is silly.
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User avatar #33 to #35 - sookmaybowls (03/26/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
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User avatar #35 to #37 - sookmaybowls (03/30/2011) [-]
NO YOU ARE!
#37 to #38 - iloooovpink **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #41 - sookmaybowls (04/02/2011) [-]
Liar face.
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User avatar #40 to #43 - sookmaybowls (04/03/2011) [-]
Well then.

We are at a dilemma.
User avatar #30 to #31 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Why did you come comment on my profile?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
you are not alone anymore.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake anyway? its 3:30 am.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake?


because im 14 and i have a 3 day weekend
you do the math
User avatar #6 to #5 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
the math is good. Same reason I am. Where are you from anyway? Somewhere in the US I know cause of MLK day... hmmm its not 6 am there so you are from the west... I determine... california.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why.. yess, yess i am




where you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
California. I detect your presence is near.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
you around stockton, visalia, atwater, merced?


like central central cali?


around 2 hours from yosemite?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
not central more like southern. near LA. but i do know where yosemite is.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
dude, like, how far from L.A. anaheim?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
30 minutes away. City is called Glendale btw.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
ive been there! i live in merced.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
I have no clue where merced is. Haha barely moved here from Korea. :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
oh **** ...

were you fleeing for fear of civil war?
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