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sookmaybowls

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:2/16/2013
Location:in your pants
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

latest user's comments

#327 - :C 01/30/2012 on Now I can die happy +1
#67 - Man, why you gotta post a B'aww when I'm high? 01/29/2012 on Unexpected manly tears 0
#20 - I wanna stick my cack in it.  [+] (16 new replies) 01/29/2012 on Now I can die happy +118
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User avatar #25 - ogctom (01/29/2012) [-]
imagining minty paste forcing into my urethra. thanks for the cringe
User avatar #23 - Silver Quantum (01/29/2012) [-]
good thing you don't even have to cut the tube open for you to fit your dick in
User avatar #329 - swimmingprodigy (01/30/2012) [-]
epic comment is epic
User avatar #327 - sookmaybowls (01/30/2012) [-]
:C
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#274 - breakdancinghobo (01/29/2012) [-]
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#197 - lightninghedgehog (01/29/2012) [-]
he needs some ice for that burn.
#175 - hokiefan (01/29/2012) [-]
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#24 - dryctael (01/29/2012) [-]
#21 - Diesel engines are HUGE. 01/26/2012 on diesel engine... +1
#43 - Now there's some thinking! Thanks. 01/25/2012 on Remember these? 0
#41 - There's no more albertson's in town. It closed down. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Remember these? 0
User avatar #42 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
good luck ......maybe you can buy them online too....
User avatar #43 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Now there's some thinking! Thanks.
#37 - Mid-California? Central Valley is more specific. Savemart and …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Remember these? 0
User avatar #38 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
do you have a albersons out there? if so they are from same company as jewel......im not sure if save mart is part of the same family or not......supervalu owns albersons and everything albersons owned so i dotn know all the little stores......im from chicago......i work in a jewel and i buy them many times........
User avatar #41 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
There's no more albertson's in town. It closed down.

I'll try savemart.
User avatar #42 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
good luck ......maybe you can buy them online too....
User avatar #43 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Now there's some thinking! Thanks.
#35 - I'll ask one of the workers then.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Remember these? 0
User avatar #36 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
where do you live? they should be in a main grocery store chain where the other fries are kept.
User avatar #37 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Mid-California? Central Valley is more specific. Savemart and Costco are the main chains.
User avatar #38 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
do you have a albersons out there? if so they are from same company as jewel......im not sure if save mart is part of the same family or not......supervalu owns albersons and everything albersons owned so i dotn know all the little stores......im from chicago......i work in a jewel and i buy them many times........
User avatar #41 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
There's no more albertson's in town. It closed down.

I'll try savemart.
User avatar #42 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
good luck ......maybe you can buy them online too....
User avatar #43 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Now there's some thinking! Thanks.
#33 - Wwhheerree?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Remember these? 0
User avatar #34 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
in grocery stores.......i work at a jewel and we have them.
User avatar #35 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
I'll ask one of the workers then.
User avatar #36 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
where do you live? they should be in a main grocery store chain where the other fries are kept.
User avatar #37 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Mid-California? Central Valley is more specific. Savemart and Costco are the main chains.
User avatar #38 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
do you have a albersons out there? if so they are from same company as jewel......im not sure if save mart is part of the same family or not......supervalu owns albersons and everything albersons owned so i dotn know all the little stores......im from chicago......i work in a jewel and i buy them many times........
User avatar #41 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
There's no more albertson's in town. It closed down.

I'll try savemart.
User avatar #42 - MakiChan (01/25/2012) [-]
good luck ......maybe you can buy them online too....
User avatar #43 - sookmaybowls (01/25/2012) [-]
Now there's some thinking! Thanks.
#95 - I'm a little high and that made me cry a little. 01/25/2012 on Change our Words, Change... +4
#71 - Comment deleted 01/25/2012 on Oreoham Lincoln. 0
#78 - Not if you're a zombie. 01/25/2012 on Comicomp +7
#25 - **sookmaybowls rolls 127** Proof demanded. 01/23/2012 on wat did i just read? 0
#50 - AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAY I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2012 on Everything's Easy When I... +5
User avatar #68 - tinytot (01/23/2012) [-]
DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN
#103 - Watch everyone who pinkie ed this up get a vote-ban. 01/23/2012 on Penography 0
#410 - You stop liking the cack first.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #417 - glombigoo (01/23/2012) [-]
I don't need your opinion. I simply stated mine.
User avatar #415 - glombigoo (01/23/2012) [-]
LOL Okay. Whatever you say, cause i'm totally gonna listen.
#402 - You're a Lamar Smith got.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2012 on Dave Grohl +4
#408 - glombigoo (01/23/2012) [-]
I am okay with this!
User avatar #410 - sookmaybowls (01/23/2012) [-]
You stop liking the cack first.
User avatar #417 - glombigoo (01/23/2012) [-]
I don't need your opinion. I simply stated mine.
User avatar #415 - glombigoo (01/23/2012) [-]
LOL Okay. Whatever you say, cause i'm totally gonna listen.
#11 - Picture 01/22/2012 on true story bro +14
#517 - Thank'ye. 01/22/2012 on Internet-Titanic 0
#515 - Am I missing something? Did SOPA pass? Or is it stil…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2012 on Internet-Titanic 0
User avatar #516 - rileyjstrickland (01/22/2012) [-]
Shelved.
User avatar #517 - sookmaybowls (01/22/2012) [-]
Thank'ye.
#36 - Same here. 01/20/2012 on what... how did... but shes... -1
#262 - Yvonne Starhovsky was Miranda. 01/20/2012 on Game characters in real life +1
#306 - **** yeah, dubs canon.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on Villains +16
#308 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
WINNER
#304 - **sookmaybowls rolls 11** WITH THE POWER OF MY DUBS CANON.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Villains +98
#378 - joeylopezis (01/19/2012) [-]
You saved the internet!
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User avatar #306 - sookmaybowls (01/19/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah, dubs canon.
#308 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
WINNER
#766 - Thanks a million dude, if I could, I'd give you a WHOLE DOLLAR. 01/18/2012 on ...the hell am I meant to... +1

Comments(107):

 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
User avatar #88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
User avatar #89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
User avatar #90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
User avatar #91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
User avatar #92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
User avatar #93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
User avatar #94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
User avatar #95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
User avatar #97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
User avatar #98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
User avatar #99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
User avatar #100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
User avatar #101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
User avatar #102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
User avatar #104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#85 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this **** . This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
User avatar #86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy **** . Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
User avatar #77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
User avatar #65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
User avatar #66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
User avatar #67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
User avatar #59 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. **** , I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
User avatar #60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
User avatar #61 to #64 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
User avatar #58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
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User avatar #52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
#53 to #56 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
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#47 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test
#48 to #51 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test #2
test #2
User avatar #49 to #52 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
and it's delivered.
User avatar #50 to #53 - sookmaybowls (06/05/2011) [-]
:D thank you!
User avatar #45 - SRsoccerstar (05/09/2011) [-]
Make Moar BSA leaders ones
User avatar #46 to #49 - sookmaybowls (05/09/2011) [-]
Alrighty :D
#41 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #46 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
Going to bed :P

Night.
User avatar #44 to #47 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [-]
I probably should too.


Goodnight.
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#1 - sookmaybowls (11/23/2010) [-]
commenting on own profile


i should get a life
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User avatar #20 to #22 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
see how i got you to go from hating me, to commenting on my profile?


because im a winner.

#27 to #23 - TheSystemError (03/20/2011) [-]
She was stalking you. Get in there.
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User avatar #22 to #24 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Im afraid you're some cougar trying to get at me, how old are you?
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User avatar #24 to #26 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
IM 15 TOO.


And me nither, im just saiyan.
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User avatar #26 to #28 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
But shhhh, we don't want to know, for he is silly.
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User avatar #33 to #35 - sookmaybowls (03/26/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
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User avatar #35 to #37 - sookmaybowls (03/30/2011) [-]
NO YOU ARE!
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User avatar #38 to #41 - sookmaybowls (04/02/2011) [-]
Liar face.
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User avatar #40 to #43 - sookmaybowls (04/03/2011) [-]
Well then.

We are at a dilemma.
User avatar #30 to #31 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Why did you come comment on my profile?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
you are not alone anymore.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake anyway? its 3:30 am.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake?


because im 14 and i have a 3 day weekend
you do the math
User avatar #6 to #5 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
the math is good. Same reason I am. Where are you from anyway? Somewhere in the US I know cause of MLK day... hmmm its not 6 am there so you are from the west... I determine... california.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why.. yess, yess i am




where you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
California. I detect your presence is near.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
you around stockton, visalia, atwater, merced?


like central central cali?


around 2 hours from yosemite?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
not central more like southern. near LA. but i do know where yosemite is.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
dude, like, how far from L.A. anaheim?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
30 minutes away. City is called Glendale btw.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
ive been there! i live in merced.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
I have no clue where merced is. Haha barely moved here from Korea. :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
oh **** ...

were you fleeing for fear of civil war?
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