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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:2/16/2013
Location:in your pants
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

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#411 - Well thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +1
#414 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
As are you, my good chap.
#395 - I was afraid you were gonna ask me to sell it to you... …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +1
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#406 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
You've got a personal connection to the gun. Of course I wouldn't want to buy it! I understand the bonds of family are stronger than any monetary amount.
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#411 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Well thank you, sir.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#414 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
As are you, my good chap.
#380 - I just checked, It's a Luger.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +1
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#382 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Hang on to that, buddy. Those are one of the most wanted guns by collectors and are worth a lot of money.
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#395 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I was afraid you were gonna ask me to sell it to you...

I would have said no, but still.


And don't worry, I take more care of it than my room.
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#406 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
You've got a personal connection to the gun. Of course I wouldn't want to buy it! I understand the bonds of family are stronger than any monetary amount.
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#411 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Well thank you, sir.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#414 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
As are you, my good chap.
#220 - "Epic pee-pee touch" "Now where did I pu… 04/08/2011 on who the fucks LINE IS IT? +4
#370 - Nope, I could look it up again, but then, what fun would it be…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . 0
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#377 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Well, assuming the weapon's legal in the United States, and the fact that he was an officer in the Heer, it was probably a Walther P38, but could also be a Luger P08, Mauser C96 or HSc, or a Sauer 38 H pistol.
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#380 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I just checked, It's a Luger.
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#382 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Hang on to that, buddy. Those are one of the most wanted guns by collectors and are worth a lot of money.
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#395 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I was afraid you were gonna ask me to sell it to you...

I would have said no, but still.


And don't worry, I take more care of it than my room.
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#406 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
You've got a personal connection to the gun. Of course I wouldn't want to buy it! I understand the bonds of family are stronger than any monetary amount.
User avatar
#411 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Well thank you, sir.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#414 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
As are you, my good chap.
#213 - A WORLD WITHIN A WORLD WITHIN A WORLD. 04/08/2011 on Going senile -1
#357 - I'll private message you. 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . -1
#354 - I own my own gun. I got it when i was 14. It is …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +5
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#367 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Pardon for interrupting, but do you know the model of that gun? I'm a WWII weapon buff myself.
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#370 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Nope, I could look it up again, but then, what fun would it be for you?


But seriously, i found out before, and then i forgot.

Sorry.
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#377 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Well, assuming the weapon's legal in the United States, and the fact that he was an officer in the Heer, it was probably a Walther P38, but could also be a Luger P08, Mauser C96 or HSc, or a Sauer 38 H pistol.
User avatar
#380 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I just checked, It's a Luger.
User avatar
#382 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
Hang on to that, buddy. Those are one of the most wanted guns by collectors and are worth a lot of money.
User avatar
#395 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I was afraid you were gonna ask me to sell it to you...

I would have said no, but still.


And don't worry, I take more care of it than my room.
User avatar
#406 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
You've got a personal connection to the gun. Of course I wouldn't want to buy it! I understand the bonds of family are stronger than any monetary amount.
User avatar
#411 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Well thank you, sir.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#414 - pyrothermal (04/08/2011) [-]
As are you, my good chap.
#350 - Lemme clear this up for you; Cold War: No fighting. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . -1
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#353 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know that, but I'm not sure about the history behind that specific conflict
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#357 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I'll private message you.
#338 - I know, I was angry too. My reaction is purple line… 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . -1
#336 - The WHOLE game is, we didn't even go to Russia, it was all ess…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +1
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#344 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Sorry, I'm not that great on my cold war history :/
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#350 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Lemme clear this up for you;

Cold War: No fighting.

Hot War: Fighting.
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#353 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know that, but I'm not sure about the history behind that specific conflict
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#357 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I'll private message you.
#326 - THERE. WAS. NO. FIGHTING. IN. THE. COLD. …  [+] (18 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Kids these days. . +6
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#415 - elginpocketwatch (04/08/2011) [-]
a lot of people confuse the cold war with vietnam
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#375 - MCPO (04/08/2011) [-]
Korea and Vietnam happened in the Cold War.
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#417 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
No they didn't.

Holy fucking hell.

I'm not even sure there was a Korean war that the U.S. was involved in, and Vietnam was in the 60's.

Learn your facts, damnit.

And to think you're probably older than me.
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#1005 - dapianoman (04/09/2011) [-]
...are you retarded?
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#446 - MCPO (04/08/2011) [-]
Korean War. 1950-1953. United Nations Decree that, to prevent the expansion of Communism, UN forces would intervene under UN Resolution 48. 36,516 American dead. UN total number dead, 778,053. Korean, 215,000 dead. China, 400,000 dead. Soviet, 282 dead.

Vietnam War. 1955-1975. US Military official involvement, 1963-1973. Prevent the expansion of Communism into lower Asia. US dead, 58,220 dead. Anti-Communist dead, 315,384. North Vietnam and Viet Cong, 1,176,000 dead. Chinese, 1,446 dead. Soviet, 16 dead.

Soviet Afgan war. 1979-1989. Soviet expansion of socialist power. Communist dead, 14,453.

All in the Cold War. All a direct result of nuclear tension between the US and the USSR.

I'm 17.
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#457 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I'm 15, and I didn't know we could use google, anyway, goodnight.
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#458 - MCPO (04/08/2011) [-]
Graduated high school a year early with a 4.0 GPA. I knew this shit. and I didn't expect you to.
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#368 - teetertwatter (04/08/2011) [-]
You could include events like the U-2 incident i think its called,
where russia shot down some spy planes of the United States,
but otherwise, yea no ground-ground, real fighting.
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#335 - Kadzait (04/08/2011) [-]
i find this comment funny simply because the "my reaction"is under the picture
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#338 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I know, I was angry too.


My reaction is purple line? lolwut?
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#329 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Well, it was about the espionage that occurred during the time of the cold war but most of the game is BS I think
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#361 - gropagas (04/08/2011) [-]
some of the facts were solid and true but the majority of the game wasn't true but it was still a good game
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#336 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
The WHOLE game is, we didn't even go to Russia, it was all essentially a he said she said, but with nukes.
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#344 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Sorry, I'm not that great on my cold war history :/
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#350 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
Lemme clear this up for you;

Cold War: No fighting.

Hot War: Fighting.
User avatar
#353 - freshblob (04/08/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know that, but I'm not sure about the history behind that specific conflict
User avatar
#357 - sookmaybowls (04/08/2011) [-]
I'll private message you.
#274 - It took like, 4 seconds. MYTH BUSTED. 04/08/2011 on DENTIST OC +7
#105 - I sure do like them titties though.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Dem tits +2
#116 - TheAsianEquation (04/07/2011) [-]
Agreed.
#104 - Oh holy hell, I want sauce for this too.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Dem tits 0
#122 - NiDo (04/07/2011) [-]
This isn't NSFW
#103 - SSSSSSSssssssssssssssssaaaaaauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Dem tits 0
#118 - anon (04/07/2011) [-]
Bryci I believe.
#100 - MMMmmmm, oh hey words ... DAMNIT.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Dem tits +3
#102 - TheAsianEquation (04/07/2011) [-]
Tee-hee.
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#105 - sookmaybowls (04/07/2011) [-]
I sure do like them titties though.
#116 - TheAsianEquation (04/07/2011) [-]
Agreed.
#204 - I do :( EWWWWW 04/07/2011 on Honest Instructions +3
#247 - Comment deleted 04/07/2011 on How I Failed my History Test +1
#410 - No, but hot ice does. 04/07/2011 on Bj on the rocks +1
#128 - I'll come back for this later. 04/06/2011 on Garbage Day +2
#126 - I'll come back to this later. 04/06/2011 on Garbage Day 0
#114 - I was only confused in the beginning, because they were talkin… 04/06/2011 on Mohammad +1
#90 - G.uy I.n R.eal L.ife And guys don't jizz rando…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2011 on Jizzed +4
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#105 - RoscoeG (04/06/2011) [-]
Dude, ever heard of nocturnal emissions? A.K.A. wet dreams? Men can ejaculate without stimulation, orgasm or even erection.
#109 - You little phale whale you, it's "portrait". … 04/06/2011 on Mohammad +1
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#106 - wtfdudereally (04/05/2012) [-]
#107 to #110 - wtfdudereally (04/05/2012) [-]
#87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
#88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
#89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
#90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
#91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
#92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
#93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
#94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
#95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
#96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
#97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
#98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
#99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
#100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
#101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
#102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
#103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
#104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#105 to #108 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
mhmmmm
#85 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this ****. This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
#86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy ****. Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
#69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#70 to #73 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
#71 to #74 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
I'm sorry.
#72 to #75 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#74 to #77 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
#77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#79 to #82 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
#80 to #83 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Wut/
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
#84 to #87 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
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#65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
#66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
#67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
#62 - sookmaybowls (08/24/2011) [-]
#59 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. ****, I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
#60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
#61 to #64 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
#58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
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#52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
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#54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
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