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#10 - I think that senpai's interest is closer to (-1)^(1/2) …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Math +7
#12 - morphodite (05/19/2015) [-]
So I suck at math, right? I just finished a semester of Calculus, and I had to see a tutor to prepare for the final exam. He zoomed past a limit form of the derivative problem like it was nothing, and for some reason when I found out that the sqrt of something was just that thing to the 1/2 power, it blew my fucking mind. I passed the class with a 70% exactly

MFW he taught me that wizard shit.
User avatar #17 - vengefullkukumber (05/19/2015) [-]
It's because since √(a)*√(a)=a=a^1
And (a^x)*(a^y)=a^(x+y)
Therefore a^1=(a^1\2)*(a^1\2)
Hence a^1\2=√a

I have no idea if you know this or not already or if you care, but I figured I might as well explain it just in case or if anyone else wants to know.
User avatar #19 - morphodite (05/19/2015) [-]
That actually made it a bit easier to understand. Thanks
User avatar #15 - thesoulseeker (05/19/2015) [-]
Wait! You've taken calculus and you didn't know that roots are 1/x powers of something? Shit I learned that two years before I even went to uni. Then again my school was kind of math focused.
User avatar #43 - emiyashirou (05/19/2015) [-]
Two years before you went to university? Shit nigga, I live in fucking Africa and learned that by 8th grade (age 13-14) in a public school
User avatar #20 - morphodite (05/19/2015) [-]
I went to a public high school in America. They don't give a fuck about anything
#37 - Why does the rest of the world hate guns so much? They are the…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Interesting .. +1
#73 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
No no no it's not that. Guns are just too effective. They allow you to act out before you have a chance to think or cool your head. Most of the countries just decided it's not worth it since there were too many incidents with guns. We al had them everywhere at some point. But later decided that it;s not worth it. And it really works because in a land with next to none guns it's really hard to obtain an illegal one. Yes mafias and organized gangs can get them but low level thugs responsible for a shitload of deaths just can't. I'm literally not worried in the slightest to be shot dead in my country. Yes, I can still be killed but it's far less common. I was mugged and attacked "just because" many times but in the worst case scenario, when my anger got the better of me and I openly insulted a group of thugs attacking me I "just" got the mother of all ass kickings. If they had guns I would be dead probably. It takes a fraction of a second to kill with a gun before you can think. And if you have an average of 3 neurons as most thugs have it's even easier. So it just goes both ways in case of safety, you decided for one and and most of us for the other. But we don't view it as attack on our freedom. It wa our decision to do so.
#42 - jettom (05/17/2015) [-]
Public safety defends a 80lb girl from a 250pound body builder a lot better than a gun. Rather if you live in a country where an 80lb girl actually has to be afraid of being assaulted by a 250pound body builder then I think there's something really wrong with your country.
Words, public leaders and a good press defends against tyranny of the government a lot better than guns. Just look at The Middle East right now, they had guns. Or look at the press of Germany compared to that of America or Russia, where the news are controlled by the Politicians.
#47 - vigilantej (05/17/2015) [-]
are you fucking stupid as long as their is people there will be a reason to fear as people are assholes
User avatar #52 - jettom (05/17/2015) [-]
Which is why you use Public Safety to stay safe. I don't mean Police Departments, Fire Departments or any other things like that. I mean safety in numbers. As in, if you're an 80lb woman, don't go walking through the park 3 at night alone. Stay where there's people around you if you go outside. Taxi services are even required to drive women home at night for a very small fee in my country, to prevent rape.
#60 - vigilantej (05/17/2015) [-]
this is the stupidest shit ever "stay at home so you dont get rapped" ect that dumb if she wants to go out at a park 3 am at night she should have the right and a gun would definitely make her less of a victim also why should she have to pay for a ride when should could buy a weapon and walk home for free knowing she is safe?
User avatar #64 - jettom (05/17/2015) [-]
Because not every country gives the public free right to own a guy. And even if you own a gun, it's not 100% safety. During the night it's dark. Who'se to say a potential assaulter wouldn't sneak up on someone and grab onto her essentially disarming her before she could even fire said gun? Or who'se to say the assaulter doesn't already own a gun?

And if you're out at night, you've probably been drinking, at least over here. You think a society filled with drunks all having pistols in their handpurses is the correct way for the world to go?

And honestly, I think having a Policeman stationed at the park itself 3 at night would be much better security than the girl herself having a gun.
#65 - vigilantej (05/17/2015) [-]
you dont solve any problems you say "guns are bad take tehm away" and you're only solution is "dont ever go any where by your self" or "there shouldb e cops everywhere" first off not going out is not a solution 2nd there isnt an infinite amount of cops/funding so i think giving people the ability to defend themselves is a much more realistic and viable option and ya he could have a gun also but chances are in the case's of rape hes not going to shoot her and this isnt the movies if someone attacks you you shoot them its not some epic western stand off where you are both 30 ft away guns drawn getting ready to duel
User avatar #66 - jettom (05/17/2015) [-]
I understand that guns are mostly used as a deterrence, and I assume most of them are unarmed. And I honestly think guns are bad - for my country. We have our own ways of dealing with that kind of shit, and our ways work very well - for ourself. But at the same time, I'm opposed to USA disarming its citizens. Guns simply have another status there than where I'm from.

And I'm all for self-defence. But I'm opposed to self-defence with guns. Take a course in self-defence, kick them in the balls, bite their fucking dick off. I'm all for that. Hell I tell my nieces and cousins to never leave home without a knife on them.

And yes, I will advice and tell people to refrain from walking around alone in the middle of the night, especially women.

And my opinions stand for my own country. I know it's different in other countries.
#12 - Would it actually rip part of your dick off?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on not my T's babe +9
User avatar #57 - wrpen (05/11/2015) [-]
Well, yes, if you try to get away like a fucking dumbass when it has your dick in a headlock. Just let that shit happen and hold on.

#97 - Weren't there 3 Sith? Maul, Dooku, and the Emperor? Also, ther…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Don't use excessive force 0
User avatar #119 - orangebeanie (05/10/2015) [-]
Dooku was sort of a double agent though.
User avatar #114 - Deeticky (05/10/2015) [-]
Dooku and Maul were dead by the time that Anakin became Darth Vader, so the only two Sith would be Vader and Palpatine (unless Starkiller counts). If you follow some of the extended stuff though, then Maul survives and gets robot legs. But yeah, there were at least 3 Jedi (the ones you mentioned).
User avatar #118 - huntergriff (05/10/2015) [-]
Maul's survival is canon.
User avatar #120 - Deeticky (05/10/2015) [-]
i wasn't a hundred percent sure, since Disney ditched a lot of stuff that had previously been canon.
User avatar #123 - huntergriff (05/10/2015) [-]
actually the old canon more or less exists as a resource for writers, they can take whatever they want and make it canon. basically it's S-canon.
User avatar #138 - Tyranitar (05/10/2015) [-]
Only everything post-Return of the Jedi is confirmed non-canon. Most, if not all, Maul survival stories took place between the trilogies, so whichever one was canon before should still be so.
User avatar #145 - huntergriff (05/10/2015) [-]
As far as I know the clone wars show one is fully canon, anything other than that isn't. That's fascinating though, I thought everything was a resource?
User avatar #171 - Tyranitar (05/10/2015) [-]
Well, I know for a fact Clone Wars is still canon, because Star Wars Rebels, which is considered canon and came after the change, is connected to it.
User avatar #175 - huntergriff (05/10/2015) [-]
i know.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on American Flag Challenge Win... +24
User avatar #17 - failtolawl (05/09/2015) [-]
shame that flag has been so misused it hurts.
#6 - I wouldn't mind having a game set to the invasion of Panama 05/08/2015 on do they even try anymore? 0
#13 - That guy got triple dubs 05/08/2015 on Anon fucked his dad 0
#68 - I love having two middle names when people ask for your middle… 05/08/2015 on white stalker the watcher... 0
#3 - What was wrong with the father and his two daughters?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Comp +16
User avatar #12 - thatguyblaze (05/09/2015) [-]
Well obviously it's that the little girl is standing while he's pulling the cart. She could fall and get hurt.
#10 - anonymous (05/09/2015) [-]
He looks like he's in a fucking warzone. Makes America look like a terrifying, dangerous place.
#44 - anonymous (05/09/2015) [-]
A terrifying america would be one without guns in the hands of the civilians. Because then we would lose our physical freedom to people with guns. Getting sick of how the world got so pacified on guns. People will kill each other regardless. Would you rather be chopped to bits or shot in the head?
#25 - iatedub (05/09/2015) [-]
Meanwhile in Switzerland, Mandatory Military Service at age 18, get to keep a Machine gun in your home at all times, as well as the Government providing you ammo to practice with it.
#53 - anonymous (05/09/2015) [-]
Switzerland does not let you keep a machine gun in your home. They do let you keep a rifle in your home, however, they have been talking about revoking that privilege after a bunch of murders were committed using militia rifles swizzfag here
#4 - juffs (05/08/2015) [-]
Nothing.

Fukken Murica. Brings a tear to my eye.
#112 - Sorry I can't find the citation guys but I've narrowed it down… 05/06/2015 on "why do we even need to... 0

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