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#34 - Yes. And I sincerely hope this faggot didn't have that happen to him  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Somone's getting their ass... +1
User avatar #35 - tenaciouslee (12/18/2014) [-]
Uh....do I want to know?
User avatar #44 - pwnagraphy (12/19/2014) [-]
Person is tied naked to a boat and set in a pond, facing upwards. They then have milk and honey poured all over them and are regularly fed and given water to prolong their torture.

The thing here is that the honey is especially put on the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. The point is that bugs will come and feed on it, then feed on the flesh and lay eggs inside of you. You're also exposed to the sun all day, and due to being regularly fed your floating covered in honey, bugs, bug eggs, and your own piss and shit until you die of shock and other shit


Read at your own risk en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
#43 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
No, but let me tell you anyways. Victim was tied or locked down in essentially a canoe, another canoe placed on top, but head arms and legs left exposed, floating on a stagnant pond. Then they were fed milk and honey until they shit, which was caught in the boats. Then milk and honey was put on the victim, particularly the eyes ears anus and places like that, so insect would come and sting and bite and fuck on the victim. Took days to die from starvation and dehydration, but sometimes the victim was fed, so they wouldn't die that quickly and would die of septic shock from their shit infecting the wounds from the insects
#46 - tenaciouslee (12/19/2014) [-]
Sweet holy Christ...
#32 - **somenerd used "*roll torture method*"** **somenerd rolls …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Somone's getting their ass... +1
#33 - skyrimdovah (12/18/2014) [-]
You had to google that.....

Didn't you?
User avatar #34 - somenerd (12/18/2014) [-]
Yes. And I sincerely hope this faggot didn't have that happen to him
User avatar #35 - tenaciouslee (12/18/2014) [-]
Uh....do I want to know?
User avatar #44 - pwnagraphy (12/19/2014) [-]
Person is tied naked to a boat and set in a pond, facing upwards. They then have milk and honey poured all over them and are regularly fed and given water to prolong their torture.

The thing here is that the honey is especially put on the eyes, ears, mouth, genitals, and anus. The point is that bugs will come and feed on it, then feed on the flesh and lay eggs inside of you. You're also exposed to the sun all day, and due to being regularly fed your floating covered in honey, bugs, bug eggs, and your own piss and shit until you die of shock and other shit


Read at your own risk en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
#43 - rimjobmcgee (12/19/2014) [-]
No, but let me tell you anyways. Victim was tied or locked down in essentially a canoe, another canoe placed on top, but head arms and legs left exposed, floating on a stagnant pond. Then they were fed milk and honey until they shit, which was caught in the boats. Then milk and honey was put on the victim, particularly the eyes ears anus and places like that, so insect would come and sting and bite and fuck on the victim. Took days to die from starvation and dehydration, but sometimes the victim was fed, so they wouldn't die that quickly and would die of septic shock from their shit infecting the wounds from the insects
#46 - tenaciouslee (12/19/2014) [-]
Sweet holy Christ...
#1487 - 2nd Amendment for the win 12/18/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#1486 - **somenerd used "*roll male privilege*"** **somenerd rolls …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#1487 - somenerd (12/18/2014) [-]
2nd Amendment for the win
#386 - **somenerd used "*roll cis privilege*"** **somenerd rolls B… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#185 - So are you upset because last year was the last one you will ever see? 12/14/2014 on Campfire -5
#148 - I would make a virtual reality world where you were completely… 12/12/2014 on what if you could make an RPG? 0
#15 - Do you have a link?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Like Skyrim With Guns And Homo 0
User avatar #16 - hoodrh (12/08/2014) [-]
Nope
#159 - My dog had cancer. It's the right thing to do but it is still … 12/07/2014 on Dog Comp 0
#597 - Arma (ndhand) 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #2 to #1 - somenerd (03/12/2014) [-]
I know that it has been a long time since you posted this but I wanted to say thank you. Whenever I look at my profile I am a little disgusted by myself. Then I scroll down and see this. Thank you.
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