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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Australia
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#21 - but how is a skinny chick meant to become fat if she cant get … 08/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#416 - **somekornchick rolled image ** man i hope im not a cat 08/09/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#21 - even better: set them all to the same time and put them around… 08/09/2014 on Trust 0
#57 - well if movie tickets werent so ******* expensive... 08/09/2014 on film piracy -1
#231 - **somekornchick rolled image ** taking the last chip at a party 08/09/2014 on What is something legal... 0
#14 - Picture 08/07/2014 on stay calm :) +1
#600 - school uniform 08/06/2014 on FJ Perverts 0
#5 - why didnt you let them follow you home!?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on A duck 0
#6 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
because he's not a dick.
User avatar #7 - blockman (08/05/2014) [-]
*duck
#25 - teach a man with Alzheimer's to fish, and he'll eat for a day. 08/05/2014 on Fishy Tails +2
#458 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Stupid Puns +4
#457 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Stupid Puns +4
#458 - somekornchick (08/05/2014) [-]
#682 - well im 17 and people assume im between the ages of 12 and 15  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
User avatar #707 - hanyouvale (08/05/2014) [-]
im 19 turning 20 fourteen days from now and here i look like i am 10 or 11 (im small enough to look the part as well)
#3200 - **somekornchick rolls 4,386,122** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#10 - birds move. the piece of meat you dropped doesnt. 08/02/2014 on sums it up 0
#20 - go to 5:55  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Teenage mutant ninja turtle +1
User avatar #21 - interglutealcleft (07/29/2014) [-]
thank you kind sir
#4 - your pet may only be a small part of your life, but to your pe… 07/28/2014 on Show your pet some love 0
#13 - if slenderman went on tumblr, he'd be genderman!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Sassy brother 0
User avatar #15 - saltyfries (07/28/2014) [-]
slenderman would not be on tumblr, his fat sister would be.
User avatar #23 - smashingtonic (07/28/2014) [-]
"Slender"
#90 - they feel like a small butt 07/27/2014 on what your shirt says about you 0
#10 - shouldnt it be on the cat's stomach...  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on enfinite inergy 0
#12 - janosaudron (07/26/2014) [-]
just tape the butter side down on the cats back.
#15 - Penn (07/26/2014) [-]
you mean butter side up
#16 - janosaudron (07/26/2014) [-]
no, if the butter is facing their feet then the toast has to land butter side up(meaning their feet would have to go up
#17 - Penn (07/26/2014) [-]
The toast always lands butter side down. Cats always land on their feet. If you tape the toast so the butter is on the cat's back then it's facing the ground as well as the cats feet. The cat would land on its feet and the toast would land butter side down.

So in order to get the effect in the gif the toast must be taped butter side up (so the butter is facing the ceiling, not the floor). The cat will spin the land on its feet, but then the toast would spin to land on the butter side.
#18 - janosaudron (07/26/2014) [-]
yep, you're right i had it backwards.
User avatar #21 - timelordeternal (07/26/2014) [-]
Props to both of you for not being dicks.
#430 - lets talk about shadow people. when i was 3 and 4, i used …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on /paranormal/ +2
User avatar #510 - teknozone (07/26/2014) [-]
The same thing would happen to me as a kid...
User avatar #436 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
these are called in arabic, al sokan al kareemon. which translated the grateful habitat (not sure if this is true translation)

they are a jinn lives with human houses and does no harm anyone. some of them protect the house.
#1652 - a little lawn mower or a loading bar 07/25/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#2587 - **somekornchick rolls 030,925,285** 07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#1235 - **somekornchick rolls 905,664,476** 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#743 - you'll always be beautiful to us  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #1395 - candikanebane (07/24/2014) [-]
thanks, but it is not about the looks. it is the annoyance of managing it. any suggestions for a tat in small inch round bald patch?
User avatar #1652 - somekornchick (07/25/2014) [-]
a little lawn mower or a loading bar
#2250 - 17 female straya my mum got married to someone i … 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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