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somekornchick

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Australia
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#50 - *its the governments fault i cant get a job* 12/24/2014 on (untitled) +4
#14 - my mum works at a recuperation ward, and last christmas they h…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on and i aint even mad +35
User avatar #113 - badboywantsu (12/23/2014) [-]
the blind one could have someone read to them and the amputee could have used the socks on their nubs, or they could switch
#96 - tarabostes (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, they could switch lol
#72 - reminds me of a beardless hagrid. 12/23/2014 on Shaving is for women 0
#127 - **somekornchick used "*roll rpg name*"** **somekornchick ro… 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#12 - gay yaoi manga  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Look mom, no hands. +12
User avatar #69 - sociocat (12/19/2014) [-]
It could have been brony porn so be happy
User avatar #18 - nefarian (12/19/2014) [-]
You mean wet water manga?
Yaoi means it's gay
User avatar #13 - sexyhimself (12/19/2014) [-]
Ouch.....
#8 - i accidentally did share something once. didnt realise until a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Look mom, no hands. +80
User avatar #9 - sexyhimself (12/19/2014) [-]
What kind was it?
User avatar #12 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
gay yaoi manga
User avatar #69 - sociocat (12/19/2014) [-]
It could have been brony porn so be happy
User avatar #18 - nefarian (12/19/2014) [-]
You mean wet water manga?
Yaoi means it's gay
User avatar #13 - sexyhimself (12/19/2014) [-]
Ouch.....
#6 - radicow. 12/19/2014 on Rawr +1
#3 - i think that bit above the spider is the other side of the leaf. 12/19/2014 on Cute Spider 0
#50 - i dont know what you're going on about 12/19/2014 on Poor baby 0
#46 - please see comment 45 12/19/2014 on Poor baby 0
#45 - i call it a vagi-knee  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Poor baby 0
User avatar #52 - fagmunch (12/19/2014) [-]
yuck
#37 - but im a chick...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Poor baby 0
User avatar #49 - sunice (12/19/2014) [-]
Im sorry but your parents have some explaining to do, either that or something about being drunk and first time lez experiences....
User avatar #50 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
i dont know what you're going on about
User avatar #43 - fukkentyranitar (12/19/2014) [-]
twice the fun.
#416 - can we please shorten the front page like it used to be?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Make FJ easier to use +2
User avatar #428 - mrgoodlove (12/19/2014) [-]
Addy already did that. Ask somebody with a better memory for the link
#1684 - Comment deleted 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#19 - split mt knee open once, right down to the bone. they didnt st…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Poor baby +30
User avatar #44 - whathaveyoudone (12/19/2014) [-]
pic
User avatar #46 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
please see comment 45
#32 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
#24 - sunice (12/19/2014) [-]
**sunice used "*roll picture*"**
**sunice rolled image** And that is the closest thing to a vagina you have ever had
User avatar #37 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
but im a chick...
User avatar #49 - sunice (12/19/2014) [-]
Im sorry but your parents have some explaining to do, either that or something about being drunk and first time lez experiences....
User avatar #50 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
i dont know what you're going on about
User avatar #43 - fukkentyranitar (12/19/2014) [-]
twice the fun.
#33 - franksteinphd (12/19/2014) [-]
#22 - ajperry (12/19/2014) [-]
You wanted to fuck it didn't you...
#40 - runicenchanter (12/19/2014) [-]
#21 - fagmunch (12/19/2014) [-]
pics pls
#45 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
i call it a vagi-knee
User avatar #52 - fagmunch (12/19/2014) [-]
yuck
#221 - saints ow. you're a priest who keeps falling over 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games +1
#43 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Have a Very Metal Christmas +1
#49 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Real Super Sand 0
#1140 - **somekornchick used "*roll cis privilege*"** **somekornchi… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#14 - im pretty sure stephanie meyer is still illiterate.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on the facts of life +4
User avatar #26 - faggotishshit (12/16/2014) [-]
Damn, son.

That was cold.
#22 - proughboy (12/16/2014) [-]
#18 - watched that thing all day. this hostage came running out, gra… 12/15/2014 on Advertising +2
#24 - we had this douchebag, stereotype neckbeard (without the beard… 12/15/2014 on Celebs With One Tiny Hand +1
#15 - **somekornchick used "*roll gender*"** **somekornchick roll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Pansexual 0
#40 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
It's curved...Horny yet?
#36 - i have a bunny and he likes it when i massage his face around … 12/15/2014 on Touch Graphs 0
#5 - their hands have 5 finger bones...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on The Simpson +130
#15 - shenro (12/14/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
sore
#6 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
It's like a glove you put on and then accidentally get two fingers in one finger in the glove

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#39 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Whoa.... we're both 24 yr old bitches who are some kind of chick.... cray
User avatar #40 to #39 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
close... but im only 24 on funnyjunk
User avatar #41 to #40 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
oooOOOO I see..... how come? will you tell me your secret?
User avatar #42 to #41 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
made the account when i was 14 and now im 17. almost 18 though... dont tell admin
User avatar #43 to #42 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Ok I won't I promise!

While I'm here I see you like korn obviously.... are you a fan of slipknot too?
User avatar #44 to #43 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
well i dont dislike slipknot. i never really got into them though.
User avatar #45 to #44 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
O geez I love em! When I was your age.... I was all about Slipknot lol
I still am I guess :p Anyways I was just curious!
User avatar #46 to #45 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
they played here in Melbourne at soundwave last night. i didnt go, but a friend of mine did. he said the roar in the crowd when they came on stage was deafening!
User avatar #47 to #46 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
o man I bet! I've had tickets to go at least 3 times and I've still never seen them live, and it ******* kills me man.... and I've seen every other ******* band there is to see, but damn the world works in mysterious ways sometimes....

Once I got caught sneaking out of my house, then when I was old enough to go on my own they've cancelled two shows I was going to see :/
User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
User avatar #10 - aussieftw ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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