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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Australia
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#97 - notice how in the rape one, it only said HIS victim. bitch, wo… 11/09/2014 on Misconceptions 0
#14 - i like to think the other countries teamed up and threw the ra… 11/08/2014 on Luck 0
#197 - happy birthday dude! just remember, if everything is so ba… 11/07/2014 on Yay me.. +1
#11 - i didnt see the thumb and thought i was staring at an ice crea… 11/06/2014 on GGGermany 0
#7 - i worked at a vet for a week for work experience last year. th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Anal glands 0
#10 - zestyfox (11/06/2014) [-]
Yfw
#10 - Comment deleted 11/05/2014 on Can U use it? 0
#5 - at my (australian) school, we have a strict uniform policy, bu… 11/04/2014 on (untitled) +3
#57 - jesus christ i want to snip her titties off. 11/04/2014 on HA! Better have a Burn Heal! -4
#144 - assholes didnt even wrap the chemistry set. 11/03/2014 on Holy Christmas +3
#118 - fairy sprinkles 11/03/2014 on /thread 0
#17 - very noice 11/02/2014 on The Teleturbies are back... 0
#45 - plot twist: its both  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on I want this boyfriend. 0
#54 - platinumaltaria (11/01/2014) [-]
Plot twist: It'sa me, Mario!
#25 - ROOD 10/31/2014 on Fuarkin hell 0
#5 - i have a queen sized bed all to myself, so i dont have this pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on At least some of know this... 0
User avatar #6 - sexyhimself (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm partly jelly and partly feel sad for you and me as well for being alone
#11 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Privilege +4
#45 - Picture 10/31/2014 on ...what? 0
#372 - The Smarterest 10/31/2014 on rename anon 0
#10 - the vice principal at my school has an instagram account that … 10/30/2014 on SLeeping 0
#8 - what a good prank. noone gets hurt, noone is scarred for life.…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Prank +363
User avatar #96 - hattheifbatman (10/30/2014) [-]
Nice pic
#86 - osboom (10/30/2014) [-]
>noone is scared for life
heh
#85 - osboom (10/30/2014) [-]
>noone is scared for life
heh
#31 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Everythings is better now that he is in the bands this times.
#9 - bazda (10/30/2014) [-]
It's a great show, from what I've seen on the interwebs. I think it's Canadian. Most of the pranks are equally well thought out and hilarious.
User avatar #12 - bongoboon (10/30/2014) [-]
Try "Les gags juste pour rire" Its from Quebec, but they don't speak french/english...

I think they made an english version of this... "Gags just for laughs"
#55 - see comment 44 10/29/2014 on Disaster Averted 0
#14 - no alligators in the sewers. but thereis a croc! 10/28/2014 on Grass 0
#5 - it also shows the guy is the woman in the relationship. bitch …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Pro 0
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (10/24/2014) [-]
Why do people think thereĀ“s only black and white - hating woman or being their bitch.

Hell, you can carry your fucking girlfriends bag without being "the woman in the relationship" - how fucking retarded are you?
#80 - veeeery basic layout 10/23/2014 on Rollin' +1
#33 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Silly Anna :) +64
#44 - maguitox (10/22/2014) [-]
obligatory
User avatar #115 - cormy (10/22/2014) [-]
Holy balls it's 4.34 minutes long.
User avatar #117 - maguitox (10/22/2014) [-]
4:34 minutes of NOOT NOOT, isn't it beautiful?
#48 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
sometimes you hear 'fuck me'
#108 - rabidaardvark (10/22/2014) [-]
Well I do now.
#43 - nurucio (10/22/2014) [-]
#27 - when i was around 3 or 4, i believed indian ladies were born w… 10/21/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... 0
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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