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somekornchick

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Australia
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Highest Content Rank:#5224
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Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:1812
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#15 - who's tradered? 08/04/2012 on This little fucker 0
#1071 - chess... wat? 07/30/2012 on Stuck in a game... 0
#177 - im back on funnyjunk after afew weeks, so what is the newest a…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2012 on Seashells 0
User avatar #186 - ludislavonac (07/20/2012) [-]
I'd say this, though it's not bad
#185 - mvtjets (07/20/2012) [-]
Nothing yet, recently though the new big fad was about the TV show "The Walking Dead". People fucking bitched like usual for the first two days and it just disappeared :/
#193 - guitarmanforever (07/20/2012) [-]
I just hope this WLIIA fad last for a while
User avatar #233 - mvtjets (07/20/2012) [-]
What is WLIIA?
User avatar #234 - guitarmanforever (07/20/2012) [-]
Who's Line Is It Anyway
#235 - mvtjets (07/21/2012) [-]
Hmm, I havent really noticed a fad with that show, just a small fanbase. Things are pretty balanced at this point, there are just a shit ton of mini fads.........
#5 - yesterday i saw numberplate saying vag. i laughed. 07/07/2012 on Like A SIR 0
#5 - i read that as 'toes are the best uterus for finding furniture… 07/07/2012 on the best utensil +2
#2 - i thought it would be dickbutt. 07/06/2012 on A Glimpse Into the Future +10
#3 - i cant be the only one who tried too click on the button...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on far too long... -1
User avatar #9 - bdevils (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, you probably were
#4 - i've always hated michael phelps. He's a ******* asshol…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Michael Phelps -19
User avatar #14 - icelandicviking (07/06/2012) [-]
but.. they are..
#13 - shadowdawg (07/06/2012) [-]
#10 - AverageUser (07/06/2012) [-]
Could you please elaborate?
User avatar #5 - semisane (07/06/2012) [-]
...you know this is fake, right?
#8 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
no, he doesn't know, he's one of the americans that Michael Phelps made look stupid lol
#22 - whats the manga 7th from the bottom with the viagra? 07/05/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 555 +3
#22 - SHE'LL BE FIIIINE!! 07/04/2012 on I Missed My Train +12
#2 - i almost cried the first paragraph into of mice and men. such …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on Books -1
#3 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
With a sentence like that you have no room to complain.
#6 - HA! WILL-E 07/03/2012 on Cake Comp 3 0
#3 - ive always hated Michael phelps. he's a ******* asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on Yeah, fuck you! +9
User avatar #10 - xxvinnehxx (07/03/2012) [-]
I was grinning like a fool when someone was faster than Phelps in the olympic trials this year
#12 - heh heh heh heh heh 07/03/2012 on Dat ass. 0
#8 - KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! 07/03/2012 on DAMN FUTURE GENERATION! +5
#55 - thats either some kinky foreplay or an explosion at the tree factory 07/03/2012 on How did that happen? +1
#180 - he'll be fiiine! 07/03/2012 on Texting and Driving. +10
#1 - IS HE DEAD O.o  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2012 on This is heavy metal -3
#3 - roflcopterkklol (07/02/2012) [-]
His nose is under the water. so maybe.
but to be sure that you see a dead person have this gif.
#4 - izzybadazz has deleted their comment.
#5 - Makito (07/02/2012) [-]
That guy is alive, was on Tosh.O last season
#15 - ermagerd ryerk! 07/02/2012 on Terrible Ryuk cosplay +2
#183 - **somekornchick rolled a random image posted in comment #618… 07/02/2012 on Philosoraptor 0
#19 - but how would you get it out of your butt when it is burned do…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2012 on So.. Technology's evolving,... +106
#92 - thebaker (07/02/2012) [-]
You don't.
#193 - lordmoldywart (07/02/2012) [-]
#49 - anonymous (07/02/2012) [-]
thats when you squat down and squeeze your asshole like you are squeezing a pringles can's cap off
User avatar #20 - FelipeRuiz (07/02/2012) [-]
That's when you're allowed to fart.
#125 - thestrangestboner (07/02/2012) [-]
MFW
User avatar #208 - kouzan (07/02/2012) [-]
Mother fucker looks like a new villain from Green Lantern. Bird Brain.
#77 - robodick (07/02/2012) [-]
Genius!
#201 - acksl (07/02/2012) [-]
They look like a Band :D
Guy on the left is playing keyboard, guy in the middle sings and the guy on the right is just there to bang his head and look cool.
User avatar #30 - ObviousEnigmatic (07/02/2012) [-]
Flamethrower
#176 - i read half of that. what happened in the end?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on This is... 0
User avatar #223 - kenzyleggatti (07/02/2012) [-]
TL;DR


Chinese people are fucked up I'll tell you hwat
#123 - i respect your opinion, so i wont say much more on the subject…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Philosoraptor +6
#147 - oregamess has deleted their comment.
#183 - somekornchick (07/02/2012) [-]
**somekornchick rolled a random image posted in comment #6188203 at FJ Pony Thread ** oh. thats okay.
#118 - she's holding her boobs and lifting the top of her shirt. that…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Philosoraptor +6
#149 - erikslittlekitty (07/02/2012) [-]
and... (even though the definition of slut is a woman who has sex with more than one man) what's wrong with being a slut? She can do what she wants. I don't agree with her message, because I'll put my boobs where the fuck I want to, but because she touches one of her body parts doesn't make her a slut. It makes her oppressive.

#120 - fisherthewaffle (07/02/2012) [-]
She's just trying to put emphasis on them. If she wanted to be a slut, she would be showing them.
User avatar #123 - somekornchick (07/02/2012) [-]
i respect your opinion, so i wont say much more on the subject, but my opinion stands the same. i still don't like her.
#147 - oregamess has deleted their comment.
#183 - somekornchick (07/02/2012) [-]
**somekornchick rolled a random image posted in comment #6188203 at FJ Pony Thread ** oh. thats okay.
#214 - im not a psychopath, just a person who beats people up, always… 07/02/2012 on Happy Tree Friends -4

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#39 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Whoa.... we're both 24 yr old bitches who are some kind of chick.... cray
User avatar #40 to #39 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
close... but im only 24 on funnyjunk
User avatar #41 to #40 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
oooOOOO I see..... how come? will you tell me your secret?
User avatar #42 to #41 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
made the account when i was 14 and now im 17. almost 18 though... dont tell admin
User avatar #43 to #42 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Ok I won't I promise!

While I'm here I see you like korn obviously.... are you a fan of slipknot too?
User avatar #44 to #43 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
well i dont dislike slipknot. i never really got into them though.
User avatar #45 to #44 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
O geez I love em! When I was your age.... I was all about Slipknot lol
I still am I guess :p Anyways I was just curious!
User avatar #46 to #45 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
they played here in Melbourne at soundwave last night. i didnt go, but a friend of mine did. he said the roar in the crowd when they came on stage was deafening!
User avatar #47 to #46 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
o man I bet! I've had tickets to go at least 3 times and I've still never seen them live, and it ******* kills me man.... and I've seen every other ******* band there is to see, but damn the world works in mysterious ways sometimes....

Once I got caught sneaking out of my house, then when I was old enough to go on my own they've cancelled two shows I was going to see :/
User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
User avatar #10 - aussieftw ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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