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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Australia
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#4 - so if you're not masturbating, in the future you become a woma… 05/21/2012 on Saw this in the bathroom at... 0
#83 - a wall...and some deodorant... 05/21/2012 on Zombies 0
#10 - i un-friendzoned someone today <3  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2012 on The end 0
User avatar #12 - DingoJ (05/21/2012) [-]
you're kind of at fault for evcen friendzoning him in the first place
#21 - sourpotato (05/21/2012) [-]
Isn't it better to friendzone and un-friendzone than to never have un-friendzoned at all?
#46 - "legolas stood before the gate and turned his bright eyes… 05/21/2012 on Wat. 0
#19 - hell yes!! i love you op. 05/21/2012 on Real morbid shit 0
#4 - im proud of myself. i 'unfriendzoned' a guy today! 05/21/2012 on A moment of silence.. +2
#46 - last it at 'fell-in-a-pitler' 05/21/2012 on Faces of Hitler. 0
#27 - thats like christmas at my mum's work. she works with the elde… 05/21/2012 on The real Bad Luck Brian 0
#381 - **somekornchick rolled user beastpwnrlol ** <--my on…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2012 on So, she told me.. +1
#391 - beastpwnrlol (05/22/2012) [-]
yay! i have friends!!!!
#1 - im here from front page :(  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on The Internet broke itself. 0
User avatar #2 - commanderchicken (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm glad to have you here, but I'm also afraid that we're fresh out of thumbs to make it back to front page.
#1 - is that you? 05/20/2012 on BEST DAY EVER 0
#27 - a toy snake. 05/20/2012 on Viking 0
#6 - could just call the cops and have you in for prostitution... 05/20/2012 on It's a Trap! 0
#14 - my GOD that is crafty! 05/20/2012 on sock 0
#3 - we have this enterprise day thing at school. my friend had the… 05/20/2012 on Willy Wonka kony 2012 0
#6 - left. (god i suck!) 05/20/2012 on whe you see it +1
#5 - there are actually 3 people in the picture. the one in the fro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on whe you see it +1
User avatar #6 - somekornchick (05/20/2012) [-]
left.
(god i suck!)
#21 - a "LED ZEPPELIN" flag... 05/20/2012 on 'Nuff Said +2
#11 - nice. 05/20/2012 on murbid chonnel. 0
#34 - a wall... 05/19/2012 on Famous Rock Star Status... 0
#25 - i read brain as "bra in"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on StarFox is a Crippled +32
User avatar #154 - Ljdawg (05/19/2012) [-]
nice gif.
#47 - anticlockwise. look at the feet shadows.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2012 on Mindfuck -4
User avatar #58 - martycamp (05/19/2012) [-]
People seem not to realise that this must be another trans-Atlantic divide.

Anti-clockwise, counter-clockwise. What does it really matter anyway? It means exactly the same thing. Next you'll pick on them for saying rubbish instead of trash or garbage.
#57 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
counter clockwise not anticlockwise
#54 - camwilskel (05/19/2012) [-]
#48 - rickthedick (05/19/2012) [-]
lmfao what a spastic
#114 - imagine what would have happened if you used your penis...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2012 on playing around with a... +4
#115 - ironsoul (05/17/2012) [-]
#104 - 1- get a **** load of balloons 2- blow them a… 05/17/2012 on Balloon and water 0
#62 - i thought it would be pacman ghosts. 05/17/2012 on Ghost Sighting +1
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
&lt;basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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