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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Australia
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#266 - brown otter from dominican republic 12/04/2014 on well..um.. 0
#30 - ...are you okay? 11/29/2014 on Black Friday 0
#35 - when i was 7, i had a friendly interaction with a pedophile  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Extra shower thoughts…(4) +7
#42 - platinumaltaria (11/29/2014) [-]
When I was a pedophile I had a friendly interaction with a 7 year old.
#144 - if some chick lays into you for parking there, just scream at … 11/26/2014 on Shots fired. +3
#45 - we have to call him "them, their, they". and if you… 11/26/2014 on TRIGGER WARNING! 0
#19 - theres a douchebag at my school who identifies as 'a non-binar…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2014 on TRIGGER WARNING! +6
#41 - namefailure (11/25/2014) [-]
This girl at my college identifies as non-binary too and you know it's bull when they use every excuse to talk about and preach about how society forces a gender-norm on you, just like preachy vegans , told us to to refer to her with any gender norms.

I started calling her "it", then she complained I was objectifying her.
User avatar #45 - somekornchick (11/26/2014) [-]
we have to call him "them, their, they". and if you dont, youre discriminating.
User avatar #28 - RaciallyDiverse (11/25/2014) [-]
nah man, genderless is a thing, just like asexualness is a thing
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (11/25/2014) [-]
Fuck his non-binary bullshit
#62 - if she didnt say anything, and they talk for a while, and he f… 11/25/2014 on good for you bitch +10
#282 - funnyjunk 11/25/2014 on Monday Nights 0
#33 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Ninja Turtles +6
#28 - this reminds me of a book i had to make in grade 5. Elmo was a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Pork Chops +5
User avatar #36 - gabeinated (11/22/2014) [-]
I love how the pic below is related
#132 - dragons also eat live sheep and live chickens. sooo she should… 11/21/2014 on Dragonkin +1
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#37 - should prolly black out your number plate in the pic dude. cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Meanwhile 0
User avatar #38 - dezza (11/21/2014) [-]
XD not actually 'my' car just a photo too lazy to go outside, I meam 2 minutes from fj could kill me
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#23 - i love all ninja turtles, from the 1984 comic to the 2014 mov…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Kids these days 0
User avatar #24 - megaton (11/20/2014) [-]
i guess i just dont like seeing the exact same character with an extreamly different tone to the show is all. same reason i hate the new teen titans even though i am pretty sure its a good show for its target demographic
#11 - **** yeah, ninja turtles  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Kids these days +2
#21 - notapancake (11/20/2014) [-]
more like ninja turdles
User avatar #15 - megaton (11/20/2014) [-]
your ninja turtles suck. 2003 ninja turtles was the best turtles. cause they were my turtles
#23 - somekornchick (11/20/2014) [-]
i love all ninja turtles, from the 1984 comic to the 2014 movie, and something from everything in between.

but i totally respect that you like only the 2003 turtles.
User avatar #24 - megaton (11/20/2014) [-]
i guess i just dont like seeing the exact same character with an extreamly different tone to the show is all. same reason i hate the new teen titans even though i am pretty sure its a good show for its target demographic
#23 - it'll always be 'safeway' for us vicfags. 11/20/2014 on Hooking a brother up +1
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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