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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#128 - he has an unnaturally long body. 05/19/2014 on The man of the wild +2
#1020 - i visit this site every day, making comments and thumbing up o… 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
#48 - crtl+ = 05/18/2014 on That was helpful 0
#43 - that would suck for stillborns...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi +66
User avatar #148 - ykaliber (05/18/2014) [-]
>Nine month respawn time
>get instakilled when alive,
>crappy respawn spots man
#12 - whats that in the second picture? is it its ear? I am no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on A NEW HOPE 0
User avatar #14 - sickopuppy (05/16/2014) [-]
it's a flap of fur that is stuck together like dreads
#362 - ninja turtles... nice! 05/15/2014 on You now have super powers 0
#69 - I love my cat. He has to wear a cone cos he scratched his own … 05/14/2014 on Just before he passed away… 0
#212 - the funeral one makes me think: how many people have been acci…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History +1
#216 - trevanman (05/14/2014) [-]
ever heard of "saved by the bell"
okay, I'll tell you.

you know England, right? that island just off the coast of Europe. has a queen, been more or less in the news last year with the birth of prince George, they drive on the left side of the road, etc.

so back in what historians called "the day", which was somewhere after the whole "let's bury people six feet under because anything closer to the surface might show bodyparts and stuff. and that's gross. and it attracts nasty animals and will spread nasty diseases. and let's put them dead folk in wooden coffins too, because it's a bit more hygienic or something. it definitely looks better.".
TL;DR: people were buried 6 feet under and in wooden coffins. it was that kinda time.

England is kinda small, so eventually they ran out of space to bury people. they dug up a few graves and found scratches on the lids of some of the coffins. 2 out of 10 coffins had been scratched on the inside. some of the fingernails of the people in those coffins had been damaged. so people realized they had been burying people alive.

next time people were buried, they would have a small thread around their wrists. this thread led to the surface, where there was a small bell just above the grave. if anyone woke up from his/her slumber six feet under, they would immediately panic and start scratching the lid, trying to get out.

around that time, there was always a gravekeeper around. and if the dude heard a bell going off, he knew he had to grab his digging gear (+20 to undead/resurrected/respawned creatures) and start digging the grave to save a person.

and that's how "saved by the bell" worked.
User avatar #224 - dramakid (05/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for a short but great read.
#260 - trevanman (05/16/2014) [-]
#46 - have this too  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on That's pretty kawaii 0
#47 - deathklokiller (05/13/2014) [-]
i like you this is, my gift to you korn pun thingy ha!
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2014 on That's pretty kawaii +9
#30 - deathklokiller (05/12/2014) [-]
im gonna take this...thanks!
#46 - somekornchick (05/13/2014) [-]
have this too
#47 - deathklokiller (05/13/2014) [-]
i like you this is, my gift to you korn pun thingy ha!
#33 - depends on the topic theyre studying. My year levels studying … 05/12/2014 on Gay marriage issues solved 0
#19 - this was the least cringeworthy bit in the whole clip... 05/11/2014 on cockhead +1
#13 - like an experiment i did at school. we put a log with rocks on… 05/10/2014 on Road Block +6
#9 - i used to think 'silverside' was made from cows that jumped of… 05/10/2014 on Kids Will Believe Anything 0
#28 - why not a book or a piece of paper?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Spiders +2
User avatar #33 - vissova (05/10/2014) [-]
I dunno.
I just felt that picking it up was a good idea.
don't yell at me man
User avatar #29 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2014) [-]
Applying book to spider is a great tactic. unless you miss and they use the knowledge to build mecha-spider exoskeletons
#27 - when i was 9 there were like, 60 baby spiders all over my ceil…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Spiders +4
User avatar #35 - welfarekid (05/10/2014) [-]
Uh, where the fuck did they go. WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO?
User avatar #32 - askafj (05/10/2014) [-]
What did your mother say after you burned down the house?
#15 - are you thinking of carrie?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on prom 0
#19 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
and the remake with that jailbait chloe moretz
#64 - must be tasmanian. 05/05/2014 on Typical /b/ twist 0
#215 - the dream one reminded me: is it possible to feel pain in a dream? 05/05/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 21 0
#9 - i call them 'afro chickens.' 05/03/2014 on Casual 0
#50 - straps are loose 04/25/2014 on How to put on a helmet 0
#14 - the children took a writing test. bob, while jim had had 'had'… 04/23/2014 on Help 0
#16 - you're comment number 1 though, and noone can take that from you  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Don't forget, this is you -... 0
#17 - basaltface (04/22/2014) [-]
#11 - "makin my way down town" 04/22/2014 on waterfrontside ollie 0
#3 - i wonder how many clowns are in that coffin. 04/22/2014 on Only just noticed this... +8
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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