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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
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#373 - anyone? yes? no?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Fuck you, I'm a horse. +11
#391 - grizzlydiplomat (12/07/2012) [-]
I can proudly say I have 'You Cant Take Me' in my playlist because of this movie..
#384 - betaguy (12/07/2012) [-]
yes. yessssss.
#376 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
fuck yes!
#22 - holy **** this gif is fabulous O_O 12/04/2012 on Told me making christmas... 0
#44 - it's professor layton in the last panel!! 12/04/2012 on Computer Games +3
#2 - why did he cross out 'feathers,' just to write it again? he co… 12/03/2012 on Thinking On Their Feet 0
#10 - ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR, I DECLARE A THUMBWA--- oh. 12/03/2012 on Thumbwhore 0
#5 - your carpet strings have boobs.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on how i feel +1
User avatar #6 - lexivex (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh god, I can't unsee that.
#5 - the description means two things. 12/03/2012 on You had one job.... +1
#73 - what's the fourth one? 12/03/2012 on AMP 704 0
#117 - i bet he got fired after this. 12/02/2012 on Reaching for the sky can... +3
#97 - haha...yeh... what's this manga? 12/02/2012 on Damn it Japan! 0
#30 - please tell me you dont mean the kid... 12/02/2012 on You Had One Job +9
#135 - id vote for the mars rover. 12/02/2012 on Good job internet +2
#499 - Hanuman Tok your titty back up Adele. 12/02/2012 on Wikipedia Album Game 0
#82 - or a turd covered chocolate... 12/02/2012 on Fucking Nailed It +1
#200 - soooo... if someone's not a slut and lose their virginity afte… 12/01/2012 on Strike BAck +1
#583 - 1-best friend 2- crush last- crush's brother. 12/01/2012 on This is legit 0
#7 - and the cop. can't remember his name, but he's black now and u…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Oh Simpsons. +4
User avatar #8 - theroflcer (11/29/2012) [-]
Lou, He was the one I meant, Thank you.
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#136 - your gif makes me feel sad. 11/29/2012 on i lol'd -2
#109 - just a ************* cloud leopard. 11/29/2012 on Blue Screen +5
#221 - you should ask him for his name.( i'd like to know his name. ) 11/29/2012 on Feels 0
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#6 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
We cant be sure, I see no c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine
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#34 - **somekornchick rolled a random image posted in comment #162… 11/27/2012 on Because Timmy 0
#103 - mcdonalds employees are the most incompetent people on earth. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Change 0
#118 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
A coworker asked me what to do when someone asked her for a plain double hamburger. We have a simple system with simple little pictures on every button. There's a picture for almost every single item. but back to the story. Double hamburger: $2. McDouble: $1. You just look at the picture of cheese and click no cheese. Simple right? Even after I went over and took the order for her and told her "Everything's good, they're gonna pay less thankfully." When I go back to my job I see the screen saying somethings changing and the McDouble, no cheese. is replaced with a double hamburger. That's when I decided I should quit before I catch the stupid.
User avatar #136 - swordstuff (11/27/2012) [-]
That was basically when decided to quit aswell.
#154 - **somekornchick rolled a random image posted in comment #327…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Weird Al shreds on stage! +11
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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