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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:7/27/2014
Location:Australia
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#6455 - nope. just a bunch of nokias. 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#6449 - **somekornchick rolls 6,131**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#6455 - somekornchick (07/07/2014) [-]
nope. just a bunch of nokias.
#2008 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#7009 - **somekornchick rolls 525,431,943** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#32 - my 3 year old niece has that same train. 07/01/2014 on friendzone is magic +15
#2350 - **somekornchick rolled user makotoitou ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#16 - Got Any Yaks? 06/30/2014 on God Always Yugoslavia +3
#96 - ironic how a crucifix is supposed to stop them from getting nailed... 06/28/2014 on Anti masturbation sillyness 0
#74 - on year 8 camp, i was brushing dirt into a bullant hole, and s… 06/28/2014 on Australia 0
#2237 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#17 - here's a metal dog for your metal goat  [+] (13 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Haaaaiiiilllll Satan! +71
User avatar #19 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
It may look kind of like a Rottweiler on steroids mixed with an enraged rabid Grizzly Bear, but it is actually a Tibetan Mastiff for anyone who might be interested.

I used to know someone with one called Zodd. He was fucking enormous. His girlfriend, another Tibetan Mastiff, wasn't nearly as big as him but she could kick his ass.
#36 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
I have a tibetan mastiff. Female. And the thing is that in nature females are actually the bigger ones.

One explanation I've heard is that the male is very aggressive, so the female is larger as a sort of protection.
User avatar #44 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
It would appear you are incorrect.
According to official websites regarding the breed, average Tibetan Mastiff males are 26 to 29 inches at the withers; and average females are 24 to 27 inches at the withers.
#40 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
Well in this case, the female is definitely smaller...and just a little bit bossier.
#41 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
#42 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
#43 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
and if all else fails when trying to settle a dispute in your relationship, just bite your boyfriend in the genitals...
#97 - grimmwaters (06/24/2014) [-]
Ruh-Roh
#123 - Jameshaich (06/24/2014) [-]
Every single one of these images have been hilarious

#85 - bagofshit (06/24/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
the fact that egg production pulls lots of nutrients from the female's body, so a larger female can handle the loss better than one that would be smaller.
#38 - anonymous (06/24/2014) [-]
but dogs dont lay eggs.
User avatar #90 - nurples (06/24/2014) [-]
you might wanna go back to high school and learn about the reproductive systems
#9 - im going fishing for the first time with my man in a week. any…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Dogfish 0
#15 - auryn (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes, don't.
#12 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
#10 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#43 - Picture 06/18/2014 on She is actually Shredder. +13
#161 - what about caulrophilia; a sexual attraction to clowns. 06/18/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 0
#175 - Picture 06/16/2014 on current desktop background 0
#91 - cos im lazy as fuck 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#178 - i have a clown fetish 06/16/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 2 +1
#30 - ...what kind of pie?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on (untitled) +8
#116 - newdevyx (06/12/2014) [-]
Creampie.
#57 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
Dick Pie
#34 - He looks so proud 06/10/2014 on Oscar winning cast +15
#295 - oh goodness  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... +1
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#292 - what was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... 0
User avatar #294 - alekksandar (06/10/2014) [-]
toe split in two all the way to the ankle
User avatar #295 - somekornchick (06/10/2014) [-]
oh goodness
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#8 - im getting that ninja turtles cover soon 06/09/2014 on Amazing 0
#3 - it's a lie-n 06/09/2014 on FWP's +1
#11 - i know a kid who went to pick up a toy on an escalator, and go… 06/08/2014 on Laces 0
#17 - i had to act this out for my kinder video. i was a monkey. my … 06/06/2014 on Most nostalgic book 0
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#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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