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somekornchick

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:Australia
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User avatar #77 - kingdaniel (03/14/2015) [-]
Sauce of that gif?
User avatar #90 - somekornchick (03/14/2015) [-]
professor layton and the malignant growth
User avatar #23 - nimba (03/14/2015) [-]
lol purple monkey dishwasher *holds up spork*
#17 - no, but you could become the prime minister for australia... 03/14/2015 on Little Feets +1
#25 - bigfoots are threatened?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2015 on a Little Update from... +82
#62 - adzoh (03/13/2015) [-]
BigFEET
User avatar #41 - propanex (03/13/2015) [-]
Whens the last time you seen one?
User avatar #38 - mattdoggy (03/13/2015) [-]
I find it hard to believe that something that big and hard could be threatened
#36 - ctsasquatch (03/13/2015) [-]
Maybe. It's hard to get accurate census data.
#59 - listerthepessimist (03/13/2015) [-]
a challenger emerges!
User avatar #29 - arrogant (03/13/2015) [-]
No, niggers
#34 - kaboomz (03/13/2015) [-]
#37 - penis inspectors 03/11/2015 on Rename anonymous +4
#342014 - party on admin 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
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#340619 - as long a his nose doesnt hit your stomach 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#340391 - a giant bowl of spaghetti 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +35
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User avatar #10 - lucianakira (03/01/2015) [-]
i hope your brothers butt is okay :c
#9 - Common Pepe (03/01/2015) [-]
UP the back? oh god, you sick perverted freaks
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User avatar #121 - aussieftw (02/26/2015) [-]
Over the course of how many months?
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User avatar #2677 - joshlol (02/24/2015) [-]
sad day
#46 - they played here in Melbourne at soundwave last night. i didnt…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on somekornchick's profile 0
User avatar #47 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
o man I bet! I've had tickets to go at least 3 times and I've still never seen them live, and it fucking kills me man.... and I've seen every other fucking band there is to see, but damn the world works in mysterious ways sometimes....

Once I got caught sneaking out of my house, then when I was old enough to go on my own they've cancelled two shows I was going to see :/

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#39 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Whoa.... we're both 24 yr old bitches who are some kind of chick.... cray
User avatar #40 to #39 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
close... but im only 24 on funnyjunk
User avatar #41 to #40 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
oooOOOO I see..... how come? will you tell me your secret?
User avatar #42 to #41 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
made the account when i was 14 and now im 17. almost 18 though... dont tell admin
User avatar #43 to #42 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Ok I won't I promise!

While I'm here I see you like korn obviously.... are you a fan of slipknot too?
User avatar #44 to #43 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
well i dont dislike slipknot. i never really got into them though.
User avatar #45 to #44 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
O geez I love em! When I was your age.... I was all about Slipknot lol
I still am I guess :p Anyways I was just curious!
User avatar #46 to #45 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
they played here in Melbourne at soundwave last night. i didnt go, but a friend of mine did. he said the roar in the crowd when they came on stage was deafening!
User avatar #47 to #46 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
o man I bet! I've had tickets to go at least 3 times and I've still never seen them live, and it ******* kills me man.... and I've seen every other ******* band there is to see, but damn the world works in mysterious ways sometimes....

Once I got caught sneaking out of my house, then when I was old enough to go on my own they've cancelled two shows I was going to see :/
User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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