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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Australia
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#27 - now i feel bad. im gonna go with him for everything now. 07/17/2013 on Hey, Niko... +5
#13 - i like ps3 better,because i grew up with a playstation 2 and i… 07/16/2013 on PS3 and Xbox 360 +2
#30 - oh goodness 07/11/2013 on Facebook 0
#13 - can someone please translate?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Facebook +1
#16 - regeregechicken (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - somekornchick (07/11/2013) [-]
oh goodness
#33 - Oooh. I thought that the irony was that the guy is wearing a s… 07/03/2013 on Irony -2
#37 - but misty never had squirtle...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Misty +1
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#98 - you should make posts about your stories. i'd read them!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Summer Camp... 0
User avatar #100 - brettyoke (06/23/2013) [-]
I might make one later tonight. There's probably about 10 or so. We'll see how it goes.
#137 - for the catapilla one, why the **** is the guy ho… 06/23/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 2 0
#4 - and buildings. you can crash a helicopter into one and it will… 06/22/2013 on GTA IV +3
#22 - earthquake 06/16/2013 on Two words. +5
#149 - what? 06/13/2013 on What? +7
#9 - oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +1
#3 - what is the origin of this meme? did the guy kill his kids or …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +2
#15 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Movie stepfather/step dad so in FJ its a ref to our dearly beloved OP
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (06/11/2013) [-]
I think it's just because he looks like a serial killer
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (06/11/2013) [-]
oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs
#21 - i live in australia. the first time i was bitten by a spider w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on a hard game +1
User avatar #26 - badboycoen (06/10/2013) [-]
I must be really safe, because here, because the worst thing that has happened to me was once a spider fell on my dick when i was a small child.
User avatar #22 - breadbasket (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, gotta really watch out for those "dropbears."
#33 - when i saw harry potter 6, i was put on the side right up the … 06/10/2013 on For the summer movies... 0
#73 - i can relate to some extent. my mum gave me a bowl cut in grad… 06/10/2013 on Because reasons 0
#14 - i was about to ask about the iron knee one. im not a clever man. 06/08/2013 on Too much irony +3
#33 - the only thing that really scares me is mike's junk. 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams 0
#21 - what about the chick who does vocals for archenemy?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on "metal" chicks +3
#26 - deadadventurer (06/07/2013) [-]
Well I did put a usually at the end of my statement. There are always exceptions.
#375 - in 'straya, we call it fizzy drink, cos it's fizzy, and it's a drink. 06/06/2013 on Muricà +2
#106 - he was dead the whole time!? i haven't seen that movie yet 06/06/2013 on Title 0
#12 - i see condoms on the box of roll-ups. 06/03/2013 on Realistic candy names +1
#74 - if my arm did that i would pretend to be a t-rex. 06/03/2013 on Like a tetris block 0
#231 - i've never heard the term 'twin tails'. i've always said piggy tails. 06/03/2013 on Anime Hairstyles With... 0
#36 - fan made manga.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on summary of manga +5
User avatar #40 - huffe (06/01/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #39 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #45 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
hentai most of the time
User avatar #47 - zeroxnight (06/01/2013) [-]
yes
#46 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
Lol what?
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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