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#1684 - Comment deleted 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#19 - split mt knee open once, right down to the bone. they didnt st…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Poor baby +30
User avatar #44 - whathaveyoudone (12/19/2014) [-]
pic
User avatar #46 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
please see comment 45
#32 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
#24 - sunice (12/19/2014) [-]
**sunice used "*roll picture*"**
**sunice rolled image** And that is the closest thing to a vagina you have ever had
User avatar #37 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
but im a chick...
User avatar #49 - sunice (12/19/2014) [-]
Im sorry but your parents have some explaining to do, either that or something about being drunk and first time lez experiences....
User avatar #50 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
i dont know what you're going on about
User avatar #43 - fukkentyranitar (12/19/2014) [-]
twice the fun.
#33 - franksteinphd (12/19/2014) [-]
#22 - ajperry (12/19/2014) [-]
You wanted to fuck it didn't you...
#40 - runicenchanter (12/19/2014) [-]
#21 - fagmunch (12/19/2014) [-]
pics pls
#45 - somekornchick (12/19/2014) [-]
i call it a vagi-knee
User avatar #52 - fagmunch (12/19/2014) [-]
yuck
#221 - saints ow. you're a priest who keeps falling over 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
#43 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Have a Very Metal Christmas +1
#49 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Real Super Sand 0
#1140 - **somekornchick used "*roll cis privilege*"** **somekornchi… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#14 - im pretty sure stephanie meyer is still illiterate.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on the facts of life +4
User avatar #26 - faggotishshit (12/16/2014) [-]
Damn, son.

That was cold.
#22 - proughboy (12/16/2014) [-]
#18 - watched that thing all day. this hostage came running out, gra… 12/15/2014 on Advertising +2
#24 - we had this douchebag, stereotype neckbeard (without the beard… 12/15/2014 on Celebs With One Tiny Hand +1
#15 - **somekornchick used "*roll gender*"** **somekornchick roll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Pansexual 0
#40 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
It's curved...Horny yet?
#36 - i have a bunny and he likes it when i massage his face around … 12/15/2014 on Touch Graphs 0
#5 - their hands have 5 finger bones...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on The Simpson +130
#15 - shenro (12/14/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
sore
#6 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
It's like a glove you put on and then accidentally get two fingers in one finger in the glove
#9 - cis does mean something. it wasnt created specifically for that crap.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Tumblr talks about Tumblr +1
User avatar #10 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
"fucking cis scum"
-Fucking cisgendered (heterosexual) scum
"ooh you poor opressed white cis (white heterosexual) person!

It doesnt mean anything else
seriously
#40 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
Actually . . .

The prefix cis has a meaning in chemistry. Basically, if a molecule has two atoms of the same type bonded to it, and those two atoms are on the same side of the molecule, that molecule will be named with the prefix cis-something. If the two atoms reside on opposite sides of the molecule, that molecule will have the prefix trans-something. So in my picture, the top molecule is cis-but-2-ene, while the bottom one is trans-but-2-ene.
#42 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
>>#4, >>#19, >>#17, >>#41, sorry to bug you but I rarely get to share chemistry information and I'm kind of excited
User avatar #47 - SirSheepy (12/14/2014) [-]
Just what I heard.
Cool beans
thnx
User avatar #14 - myaccountisnew (12/14/2014) [-]
I think what somekornchick means is like, with trans, you have transgendered, but it's also used in stuff like transfat, and trans means something, and you stick it on other words to make it mean different things, and he's wondering if cis is similar.
#7 - i mean cis, not cisgender. what is cis.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Tumblr talks about Tumblr +1
User avatar #8 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
it's literally just a shortening of the word cisgendered
what do you want from me
#146 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Cis is a term within chemistry faggot.

Cisfat and transfat for example
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (12/14/2014) [-]
cis does mean something. it wasnt created specifically for that crap.
User avatar #10 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
"fucking cis scum"
-Fucking cisgendered (heterosexual) scum
"ooh you poor opressed white cis (white heterosexual) person!

It doesnt mean anything else
seriously
#40 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
Actually . . .

The prefix cis has a meaning in chemistry. Basically, if a molecule has two atoms of the same type bonded to it, and those two atoms are on the same side of the molecule, that molecule will be named with the prefix cis-something. If the two atoms reside on opposite sides of the molecule, that molecule will have the prefix trans-something. So in my picture, the top molecule is cis-but-2-ene, while the bottom one is trans-but-2-ene.
#42 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
>>#4, >>#19, >>#17, >>#41, sorry to bug you but I rarely get to share chemistry information and I'm kind of excited
User avatar #47 - SirSheepy (12/14/2014) [-]
Just what I heard.
Cool beans
thnx
User avatar #14 - myaccountisnew (12/14/2014) [-]
I think what somekornchick means is like, with trans, you have transgendered, but it's also used in stuff like transfat, and trans means something, and you stick it on other words to make it mean different things, and he's wondering if cis is similar.
#4 - what does cis even mean? not in their 'cisgender' *****…  [+] (29 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Tumblr talks about Tumblr +3
User avatar #100 - davyjonesbooty (12/14/2014) [-]
"Cis-" originally come from the latin "cis" meaning "this side of", or in a loose translation "the same side", hence it's use in chemistry to describe a bond in which the carbons in a double bond are on the same side of the bond. (I.e, both carbons are on the top or bottom)

"Trans-" comes from the latin "trans" meaning "across from" or "the other side", and it's used in chemistry for when the carbons on a double bond are on opposite sides of the bond (I.e. one on top and one on bottom)

In the case of tumblr, they take cisgender as "the same as your biological sex" and transgender as "the opposite of your biological sex"

I know you said not the tumblr bullshit but I felt like showing off
#165 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
*Applauds*
That word not is on my list of the most innane and ridiculous words I have ever seen. But well done sir. Your knowledge of English deserves a thumb
User avatar #55 - impaledsandwich (12/14/2014) [-]
It's a Latin prefix basically meaning "this side of". It's the opposite of trans. For example, the part of Gaul on the Italian side of the Alps was called "Gallia Cisalpina".
#44 - teachworth (12/14/2014) [-]
A straight person who believes there should only be two genders: Male and Female.
So basically normal people
So basically the only kind of people you want in your life
#148 - jippythebandit (12/14/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? Cis means that your gender is the same as your sex.
Someone who is born a man and identify as a man is cis.

It's not about ''believing there should only be two genders''. You made two errors here:
1. For trans-folks there are also two genders, but they feel that their gender is different from their sex.
2. Cis has nothing to do with opinion. A heterosexual male who identifies as a man but got nothing against ''other genders'' is still cis. I don't know what you mean with the third gender though, it got little to do with most transexuals.
User avatar #41 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
cock inglip superman, 4chan started it to troll them and they use it now not knowing what it means
#28 - kingkaga (12/14/2014) [-]
but for a legit answer it's a derogatory for 'normal' so transvestite faggots aren't reminded that they're freaks
#27 - kingkaga (12/14/2014) [-]
we all know the real answer here
#22 - xcoreyx (12/14/2014) [-]
Cis is just a prefix. It's the opposite of the prefix trans.
#96 - stepank (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - TheFixer (12/14/2014) [-]
who the fuck cares? its made up bullshit to further divide humans into sub categories rather then try to unite them.
the division into these categories is what prompts negative remarks against a certain subset by another subset usually out of fear or unwillingness to understand the other subset in short narrow-mindedness. instance tumblr feminists targeting anyone who is white, male, and straight. if you fall into any of these 3 or all of these 3 they will rally against you. usually more so if you're all 3 they tend to leave white females who are either gay or straight alone so its more centralized to the male portion and they tend to be less harsh on non white males ergo blacks Hispanics etc even if they are straight. but they absolutely love any non white non male non heterosexuals ergo gay trans etc. I would go so far as to say they're heterophobic (cause that's a word like homophobic) racists and sexists.
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (12/14/2014) [-]
Comfortable in Skin
#29 - sposadox (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't get why you're being downvoted. It originally meant "Comfortable-in-Skin" because it was a term used by people who weren't. Then it started getting added on to things and became a weak insult.
User avatar #15 - semenslurpinglily (12/14/2014) [-]
What anon said. Kinda.
Cis means "Same side" and Trans means "Other side" if I remember well, from ancient greek or some shit.
I dunno, trust semeneslurpinglily as much as you think someone with this name would know.
#11 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
denoting or relating to a molecular structure in which two particular atoms or groups lie on the same side of a given plane in the molecule, in particular denoting an isomer in which substituents at opposite ends of a carbon carbon double bond are on the same side of the bond. THANKS GOOGLE
User avatar #68 - hattheifbatman (12/14/2014) [-]
Shot door cisgender
Thanks google
User avatar #6 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
A person that is happy in the body they were born with, and likes the opposite gender.
Basicly a heterosexual man or woman.
They mostly refer to white straight men when they say "cishet" and stuff like that.
User avatar #114 - fukkendragonite (12/14/2014) [-]
You can be a homosexual cisgendered person. Cisgendered is just that their gender and their biological sex were born aligned. You can be born with a penis, and also identify as the male gender, making you cis, but also like men which means you're gay.
User avatar #115 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
Huh, i didn't know
User avatar #7 - somekornchick (12/14/2014) [-]
i mean cis, not cisgender. what is cis.
User avatar #8 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
it's literally just a shortening of the word cisgendered
what do you want from me
#146 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Cis is a term within chemistry faggot.

Cisfat and transfat for example
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (12/14/2014) [-]
cis does mean something. it wasnt created specifically for that crap.
User avatar #10 - astraea (12/14/2014) [-]
"fucking cis scum"
-Fucking cisgendered (heterosexual) scum
"ooh you poor opressed white cis (white heterosexual) person!

It doesnt mean anything else
seriously
#40 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
Actually . . .

The prefix cis has a meaning in chemistry. Basically, if a molecule has two atoms of the same type bonded to it, and those two atoms are on the same side of the molecule, that molecule will be named with the prefix cis-something. If the two atoms reside on opposite sides of the molecule, that molecule will have the prefix trans-something. So in my picture, the top molecule is cis-but-2-ene, while the bottom one is trans-but-2-ene.
#42 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
>>#4, >>#19, >>#17, >>#41, sorry to bug you but I rarely get to share chemistry information and I'm kind of excited
User avatar #47 - SirSheepy (12/14/2014) [-]
Just what I heard.
Cool beans
thnx
User avatar #14 - myaccountisnew (12/14/2014) [-]
I think what somekornchick means is like, with trans, you have transgendered, but it's also used in stuff like transfat, and trans means something, and you stick it on other words to make it mean different things, and he's wondering if cis is similar.
User avatar #5 - satrenkotheone (12/14/2014) [-]
I wish I could explain to you, but I cannot.
#25 - a teacher for woman's studies...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ayy lmao +24
#58 - nosensephenom (12/14/2014) [-]
thuscontinuingthecircleofwhybother.gif
User avatar #69 - pokemonstheshiz (12/14/2014) [-]
There's not a hq video, but if anybody doesn't get the reference
Thus continuing the circle of why bother...
User avatar #60 - leonhardt (12/14/2014) [-]
I understand that reference
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Actors need to
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#70 - reminds me of the time i accidentally stabbed my friend with a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That must have been some... +18
#138 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I also stabbed a friend once
except he wasn't a friend, but a mugger who came at me when I was outside my door
and he actually stabbed me
but I stabbed him back. With my keys, the cops asked what I stabbed him with because the knife was still inside me like a priest in children, so I just held my bloody hand that clenched my blood drenched keys
The god damn respect in their eyes, I was the hero of keys
User avatar #159 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
we were at a leadership camp with mine. the people around looked at me with fear, or disgust. some laughed though. and i DID feel bad for it.

but hey, now he has a wicked scar.
#4 - that smile on his face after he does it. 12/10/2014 on I say GG, it wasn't GG +2
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#14 - i think i busted a rib laughing at daniel radcliffe's face. 12/09/2014 on Behind The Scenes 0
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#11 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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