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|Total Comments Made:||1831|
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|#3762 - **somekornchick rolled image **||05/28/2014 on *roll picture*||0|
|#84 - at first i read it as 'wearing the plants' and i got very confuzzled||05/27/2014 on 4chan in a nutshell||+5|
|#1280 - platypus||05/27/2014 on Let's make a story.||0|
|#23 - aw baby rabbits arent that ugly!||05/23/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics...||+1|
|#52 - i had hermit crabs that ran away. i feel ya bro.||05/23/2014 on Dolly, the Rescue Turtle||0|
|#6 - i dont understand whats happening. [+] (2 new replies)||05/21/2014 on Feel Good||-1|
|#43 - his arms look like sleeves...||05/21/2014 on Epic guys on Twitter||-1|
|#115 - ******* LOVE tmnt!||05/21/2014 on dude let me in, i'm a turtle||0|
|#21 - when will people realize: just because you're comfortable with… [+] (3 new replies)||05/20/2014 on No matter how much you...||+31|
#72 - makerofmemes (05/20/2014) [-]
What really bothers me about naked people in the change room is when they shame you for not wanting to get naked in front of them. When I was a young 8 year old I remember countless old women telling me that we're all girls and I shouldn't get changed in a cubicle. Still traumatized to this day.
|#57 - but... [+] (1 new reply)||05/19/2014 on (untitled)||+1|
#75 - Rascal (05/19/2014) [-]
"stop copies me"
|#128 - he has an unnaturally long body.||05/19/2014 on The man of the wild||+2|
|#1020 - i visit this site every day, making comments and thumbing up o…||05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text?||0|
|#48 - crtl+ =||05/18/2014 on That was helpful||0|
|#43 - that would suck for stillborns... [+] (1 new reply)||05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi||+66|
|#12 - whats that in the second picture? is it its ear? I am no… [+] (1 new reply)||05/16/2014 on A NEW HOPE||0|
|#362 - ninja turtles... nice!||05/15/2014 on You now have super powers||0|
|#69 - I love my cat. He has to wear a cone cos he scratched his own …||05/14/2014 on Just before he passed away…||0|
|#212 - the funeral one makes me think: how many people have been acci… [+] (3 new replies)||05/14/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History||+1|
#216 - trevanman (05/14/2014) [-]
ever heard of "saved by the bell"
okay, I'll tell you.
you know England, right? that island just off the coast of Europe. has a queen, been more or less in the news last year with the birth of prince George, they drive on the left side of the road, etc.
so back in what historians called "the day", which was somewhere after the whole "let's bury people six feet under because anything closer to the surface might show bodyparts and stuff. and that's gross. and it attracts nasty animals and will spread nasty diseases. and let's put them dead folk in wooden coffins too, because it's a bit more hygienic or something. it definitely looks better.".
TL;DR: people were buried 6 feet under and in wooden coffins. it was that kinda time.
England is kinda small, so eventually they ran out of space to bury people. they dug up a few graves and found scratches on the lids of some of the coffins. 2 out of 10 coffins had been scratched on the inside. some of the fingernails of the people in those coffins had been damaged. so people realized they had been burying people alive.
next time people were buried, they would have a small thread around their wrists. this thread led to the surface, where there was a small bell just above the grave. if anyone woke up from his/her slumber six feet under, they would immediately panic and start scratching the lid, trying to get out.
around that time, there was always a gravekeeper around. and if the dude heard a bell going off, he knew he had to grab his digging gear (+20 to undead/resurrected/respawned creatures) and start digging the grave to save a person.
and that's how "saved by the bell" worked.
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|#33 - depends on the topic theyre studying. My year levels studying …||05/12/2014 on Gay marriage issues solved||0|
|#19 - this was the least cringeworthy bit in the whole clip...||05/11/2014 on cockhead||+1|
|#13 - like an experiment i did at school. we put a log with rocks on…||05/10/2014 on Road Block||+6|
|#9 - i used to think 'silverside' was made from cows that jumped of…||05/10/2014 on Kids Will Believe Anything||0|
|#28 - why not a book or a piece of paper? [+] (2 new replies)||05/09/2014 on Spiders||+2|