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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Australia
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#679 - OP, could you please mention robert the doll in one of your co… 09/09/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) 0
#34 - it mans that everyone is different, and even if it makes us un…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Goal +2
#36 - snoe (09/08/2013) [-]
alright. try this one.
User avatar #43 - EnergizierAnon (09/08/2013) [-]
i want to say expect the unexpected, but i'm sure there's a better meaning behind it.
User avatar #49 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
I would say something similar, No matter how prepared you are you will always be caught off guard?
#59 - pwnsomelink (09/08/2013) [-]
Can you interpret this one? I simply cannot even
User avatar #74 - dezider (09/08/2013) [-]
try to make the best of the situation you are in?
User avatar #60 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
Even if you lose someone they will always be with you no matter what.
#81 - pwnsomelink (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh, I meant to ask you but I forgot. Do you think you could decipher this one? Then I'll leave you alone~
User avatar #82 - crazyhindu (09/09/2013) [-]
huh, This ones got me stumped... no matter how many people help it doesn't do anything if you aren't doing the right thing? or no matter the number of people doing good, its only good if it helps?
User avatar #67 - raigen (09/08/2013) [-]
I want a brain transplant... I can't stand being an idiot like I am...
#68 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
I tried that once.
User avatar #69 - raigen (09/08/2013) [-]
It hurts to see futurama related posts now, after the finale...
#70 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry Proffarnsworth has been my mascot for a good two years
User avatar #71 - raigen (09/08/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad, I'm happy we have the show, it's just... that ending was so sad, and beautiful...To forever relive their lives in an infinite time loop...
User avatar #72 - crazyhindu (09/08/2013) [-]
I like to think that after the professor pressed the time button it took them back to before fry was frozen and its a continuous loop like you said
#94 - couldn't have been. i had no friends. 08/26/2013 on Annoying Childhood Friend Comp +13
#69 - its a temporal causality loop. the great great great grandson … 08/17/2013 on Time Traveling 0
#119 - drops of jupiter in my ass 08/13/2013 on >run; title 0
#1429 - **somekornchick rolls 847** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#275 - a wonderful webcomic that takes a while to get into, when when…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Comic Con 0
User avatar #278 - dreaddune (08/10/2013) [-]
Thanks, i'll be looking closer at this, when i get home again
#16 - my rabbits ate another one of my rabbit's face, ear and throat…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on hamster -1
User avatar #30 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2013) [-]
Korn are such a good band. Just saying.

That is all.
#4 - that poor zebra! all he wanted was some icecream 08/10/2013 on Survival of the fittest +3
#98 - Comment deleted 08/08/2013 on Just some quotes +1
#138 - what if you lose it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on The future +1
User avatar #151 - warioteam (07/31/2013) [-]
have a free (but can only find the real one, unregisterable) backup with everypurchase
#146 - except when they're first born. then they smell like your rela…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Baby +2
#180 - whatwhen (07/29/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at sanic ** i believe that newborn would smell like placenta
#299 - red dead redemption: undead nightmare **** . 07/20/2013 on Title 0
#128 - delicious 07/19/2013 on Who Wants to Play Whose... -1
#3 - thats not entirely true. chicks with giant tits show them off,…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Double standards in the... -15
User avatar #10 - thatotaku (07/18/2013) [-]
The sluts show off on purpose, the actually normal girls don't try to.
#9 - withearstosee (07/18/2013) [-]
Girls with giant tits show off? Well of course, it's pretty fucking hard to have big boobs, dress comfortably and hide your breasts at the same time. They're there all the time, you know.
#93 - shime (07/18/2013) [-]
Not true, I wear long and baggy shirts or just sweaters that aren't a low-cut. They also help with covering the ass crack in case you bend down.
It's the difference between whoring yourself or actually having some self-esteem to have the person work for that view.
User avatar #6 - yologdog (07/18/2013) [-]
I think you're thinking of Hollywood movies.

When I was fit I wore baggy shirts and jeans like normal.

Ladies can find out for themselves. It's a nice surprise for the girl who likes me for who I am as a person.
#7 - denercov (07/18/2013) [-]
But the v-line is unnatural and fucked up... I doubt if a girl put her hand down my trousers to find my dick was an ostrich head that it would be a "nice surprise"
#11 - ylegrand (07/18/2013) [-]
the v-line is unnatural? I'm not even thin and I have it.
#73 - denercov (07/18/2013) [-]
I disagree
#94 - ylegrand (07/18/2013) [-]
the v is the outline of lower abdominals. Just because you have a weak core, doesn't make it unnatural and fucked up.

Next you'll be telling me that the split between the biceps and triceps is unattractive.
#95 - denercov (07/19/2013) [-]
it's unhealthy to have no fat and to get a six pack you lose most of the fat on your stomach, which is very unhealthy for your body. I've had a six pack once in my life and a v-line. From over exercising and under eating, I started to get very fatigued and was getting very ill and pale from the regime. I know this isn't true in all examples, however it just isn't good to have that little fat, however you achieve it.
#97 - ylegrand (07/19/2013) [-]
Also, eating more is important when you have more muscle.
#96 - ylegrand (07/19/2013) [-]
I have 18% body fat. 6 packs already start appearing around 15%.

All well within the healthy margins.
#98 - denercov (07/20/2013) [-]
Well done, but on a whole the people you see on tv etc such as "the situation" are unhealthy.
#4 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
except not.
#139 - im only scared of clowns if they're street performers. i have… 07/17/2013 on pennywise +16
#27 - now i feel bad. im gonna go with him for everything now. 07/17/2013 on Hey, Niko... +5
#13 - i like ps3 better,because i grew up with a playstation 2 and i… 07/16/2013 on PS3 and Xbox 360 +2
#30 - oh goodness 07/11/2013 on Facebook 0
#13 - can someone please translate?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Facebook +1
#16 - regeregechicken (07/11/2013) [-]
**regeregechicken rolled a random image posted in comment #5119899 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
User avatar #30 - somekornchick (07/11/2013) [-]
oh goodness
#33 - Oooh. I thought that the irony was that the guy is wearing a s… 07/03/2013 on Irony -2
#37 - but misty never had squirtle...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Misty +1
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#98 - you should make posts about your stories. i'd read them!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Summer Camp... 0
User avatar #100 - brettyoke (06/23/2013) [-]
I might make one later tonight. There's probably about 10 or so. We'll see how it goes.
#137 - for the catapilla one, why the **** is the guy ho… 06/23/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 2 0
#4 - and buildings. you can crash a helicopter into one and it will… 06/22/2013 on GTA IV +3
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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