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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Australia
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#948 - **somekornchick rolls 40** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#205 - IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!! 12/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 5) 0
#133 - when i look at the fat chick in the last picture, i can smell … 12/09/2013 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
#6 - metalocalypse  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Nailed it +141
#60 - hairibar (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you know where could I watch it? Please?
User avatar #122 - anusraper (12/09/2013) [-]
on the internet
#143 - hairibar (12/09/2013) [-]
Each fucking time
#9 - nekolacek (12/08/2013) [-]
This is beautiful.
User avatar #22 - blaisexautopsy (12/08/2013) [-]
Have you seen the hour long opera? It's the most METAL thing I've ever seen... I swear I almost shed a tear.
#51 - schwerdaddy (12/08/2013) [-]
It was the most emotionally brutal thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #7 - joaomartins (12/08/2013) [-]
Thanks my good man
#39 - ... well **** 12/08/2013 on You had one job... ONE JOB 0
#37 - ... all im seeing is that bulge  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2013 on You had one job... ONE JOB 0
User avatar #38 - arkamedies (12/08/2013) [-]
thats a belt you fuck
User avatar #39 - somekornchick (12/08/2013) [-]
... well fuck
#121 - what did the bar tender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulf… 12/07/2013 on Ehh?Ehh? Get it? +4
#14 - then you take "gh" from though, "o" from p… 12/06/2013 on The More You Know +2
#13 - "James, while John had had "had," had had "… 12/06/2013 on The More You Know 0
#391 - my cute sister. 12/06/2013 on Your anime show. 0
#41 - happy birthday dude!! i hope theres cake for you! 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. +2
#4 - this reminds me of a dream i once had about racism towards ducks... 12/02/2013 on Geese Tsunami 0
#62 - I think i win. 12/01/2013 on Some fagget made this 0
#21 - nope. i just needed those dots for 3. 12/01/2013 on Connect the Dots Thread 0
#19 - 1- a dead penguin 2- a deep sea fishy 3- a transvestit…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Connect the Dots Thread +2
#20 - Vincenzo (12/01/2013) [-]
Are 4 and 3 related?
User avatar #21 - somekornchick (12/01/2013) [-]
nope. i just needed those dots for 3.
#25 - in australia, games go up to $100.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on How to buy consoles 0
User avatar #26 - iamtheceej (11/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that's about £55/56, ridiculous.
#38 - ...whites in jail? are you insane?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on When you see it 0
User avatar #40 - angreif (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah. but only for killing one of the blacks after he got out
#34 - 7 of them went to jail. i know that much  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on When you see it +1
User avatar #36 - angreif (11/30/2013) [-]
yup. and 3 of the blacks got shot
User avatar #38 - somekornchick (11/30/2013) [-]
...whites in jail? are you insane?
User avatar #40 - angreif (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah. but only for killing one of the blacks after he got out
#10 - when i read 'million gummy bear march', i started counting them. 11/22/2013 on Dad's can be cool +1
#53 - possum magic. that **** was amazing! 11/07/2013 on Stories for children around... 0
#52 - MUDDLE HEADED WOMBAT MY ASS! what about blinky bill or pos…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Stories for children around... +2
User avatar #76 - catdownstairz (11/07/2013) [-]
Wombat stew?!
yeah i've never heard of "the muddle headed wombat"
#63 - junkielicker (11/07/2013) [-]
You are damn right sir, I mean even Snugglepot and Cuddlepie.....or my favourite >pic
#63 - i gave people with no costume fruit. 11/02/2013 on no costume 0
#92 - "just gonna need to get some x-rays done... " "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on proof cats have nine lives +17
#189 - wtfduud (10/26/2013) [-]
I think it was more to see what damage had been done to the skull.
#196 - twice she clicked her beak impatiently, but harry was too deep… 10/26/2013 on Still a better love story... 0
#11 - i bet his eyebrows can vote. 10/24/2013 on The most interesting man in... 0
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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