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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:11/01/2014
Location:Australia
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#12 - i see condoms on the box of roll-ups. 06/03/2013 on Realistic candy names +1
#74 - if my arm did that i would pretend to be a t-rex. 06/03/2013 on Like a tetris block 0
#231 - i've never heard the term 'twin tails'. i've always said piggy tails. 06/03/2013 on Anime Hairstyles With... 0
#36 - fan made manga.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on summary of manga +5
User avatar #40 - huffe (06/01/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #39 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #45 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
hentai most of the time
User avatar #47 - zeroxnight (06/01/2013) [-]
yes
#46 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
Lol what?
#17 - i know boys with those same names. i also know a guy named mon…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Texting a boy? +7
User avatar #70 - arteryassasin (06/01/2013) [-]
i know a kid named random. hes an odd one too.
User avatar #133 - hammarhead (06/01/2013) [-]
I know of two twins named lemonjello and orangejello.

And they are pronounced LeMONjello and OrANjello.
#2 - tsunamis are my greatest fear.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Clouds pretending to be a... +4
User avatar #10 - killinkyle (05/29/2013) [-]
Rest easy knowing the 'tsunamis' you see in shows are a physical impossibility.

At most, the tide will rise really quickly, and you are only fucked if you are a special kind of stupid/physically disabled.
User avatar #14 - lolwtfme (05/29/2013) [-]
I cant swim,yeah.. I would be fucked
User avatar #17 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, if there is ever a major disaster off the coast of wherever you live (i.e. earthquake) then just go the opposite way. Don't be that idiot who goes out to the beach to "watch it come". If you see the tides receding very quickly...that means you stayed too long and deserve to earn your Darwin award.
#8 - tentaquil has deleted their comment.
#6 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
i hope your greatest fear doesnt come crashing down on you.
User avatar #5 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, they say that you're 10X more likely to wake up with what your afraid of in bed next to you....in your case, I don't see how that's physically possible.

Also, if this statistic has any merit at all, I'd like it known that I am terrified of every Victoria's Secret model!
#4 - blacktothefuture (05/29/2013) [-]
I understand your fear. I'm scared of big waves.
#9 - tentaquil (05/29/2013) [-]
#3 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
you don't know how much joy i got from your avatar
#23 - if i had cancer, i'd go as a penis for halloween.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on My Sisters Keeper +2
User avatar #28 - awesomedewd (05/27/2013) [-]
There are enough body-sized penis costumes, just get one!
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (05/27/2013) [-]
why wait? just shave your fucking head and face
#381 - what the **** are you doing darkish blue name!? 05/27/2013 on Tweets +1
#48 - erect nipples  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on I beg to differ +3
#49 - mastercolossus (05/25/2013) [-]
how is that awkward? i think its sexy.
#78 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #85 - wersand (05/25/2013) [-]
So do you mean that erect nipples are sexy, or that you think it's awkward to have erect nipples because he thinks they are sexy?
#21 - what if we've been saying it wrong this whole time and his nam…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on PRECIPITATE! 0
#28 - electrictroll (05/24/2013) [-]
The name he gave himself is "The Doctor".
Doctor who is the question.
#48 - the panels on the left show what he said when he first met ros… 05/23/2013 on Feels +1
#78 - ... i dont know 05/23/2013 on Milking a cow 0
#14 - im in the habit of calling every cow i see 'stephan.' not as a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Milking a cow +3
User avatar #48 - stallwallwriter (05/22/2013) [-]
...why?
User avatar #78 - somekornchick (05/23/2013) [-]
... i dont know
#56 - what about that book with grover; 'the monster at the end of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Holy shit this needs to happen +1
#69 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh my god you just opened up one of the best memories that I had forgotten.

Thank you.
#250 - i can relate in some way. i've had to do japanese in school fo… 05/20/2013 on As a german I feel offended 0
#96 - her mum has a monobrow. 05/16/2013 on Just an uplifting post 0
#148 - im a normal stable human being! 05/16/2013 on MWAHAHAHAHA 0
#14 - in the last movie, i thought that the stone from the first mo… 05/14/2013 on He's Not Spider Pig Anymore 0
#212 - you are a lucky person. 05/13/2013 on I bet he was. +1
#8 - my cat is scared of brooms and mops. 05/13/2013 on Terrifying banana peel 0
#52 - at first i thought it meant children over the age of 40... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on anon +1
#174 - usmellfunny (05/13/2013) [-]
me too dude! I thought that was the joke o.o
#37 - but what about plastic cartons? 05/12/2013 on WHAT. +2
#15 - on the internet. 05/12/2013 on Stupidity +5
#35 - 'frankly my dear, i dont care.' -that guy from that movie 05/12/2013 on Movies 0
#1073 - **somekornchick rolled a random comment #2073379 posted by … 05/11/2013 on I would never 0
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#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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