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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
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#519 - "ABRAMELIN'S DRAGON ATTRACTOR: Needful things: a sheet of… 02/12/2014 on Love life 0
#68 - i cried when i was 4 because the tissues kep breaking when i t… 02/12/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #5 0
#68 - my neighbour thinks he's a pigeon. 02/12/2014 on Neighbourhood 0
#45 - looks like an arabian woman... 02/12/2014 on Do not fuck with Scrooge... +2
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User avatar #147 - demandsgayversion (02/09/2014) [-]
Try getting it out with another vacuum
#145 - ludislavonac (02/09/2014) [-]
For some reason I just lost it at your comment
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User avatar #51 - staticenhance (02/08/2014) [-]
This is a debate over creationism, not religion you moron.
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#159 - if i befriend a bunch of quadriplegics, does that mean i've ma… 02/06/2014 on quads style 0
#139 - my boyfriends little sister cried at this bit. 02/05/2014 on We all believed him !! 0
#136 - **somekornchick rolls 62** 02/03/2014 on nuzzle neck 0
#379 - i'd put the ear tops on my fingers and make them into earrings. 02/03/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 9 0
#86 - no matter what you do, there's always an asian who can do it b…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on youtube comments +3
User avatar #102 - mrgoodlove (02/03/2014) [-]
Is there an Asian that's better than me at being Mexican?
User avatar #122 - technobanana (02/03/2014) [-]
Probably yes.
#4 - did you hurt his little feelings?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on Confession Tiger meme 0
#6 - meatygoodness (02/01/2014) [-]
#3 - last night i had a dream that my boyfriend was a sandwhich, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Description +16
User avatar #14 - yojo (01/30/2014) [-]
I just want to inform you that it is spelled "sandwich"
Your comment bothered me because of this.
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#53 - your username makes me happy. 01/29/2014 on Silly Hoomans 0
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#38 - i name every huntsman i find 'hairy fred'. it's true that thes…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on true stuff +4
#47 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
If you find one of these huntsman spiders in your home, is it possible to... "befriend" it? Like, showing it you mean no harm or by placing dead bugs near it to eat? Or will they run away the instant they see you?

I know that spiders can't see very well, but would it recognize you as its "owner," too?

Sorry, I just find spiders to be so fascinating.
User avatar #54 - accalia (01/28/2014) [-]
Huntsmans will eventually get used to your presence, I have one that just lives in my room, it gets startled whenever I invite friends over, or play a loud noise, but in general its pretty chill with me, once even crawled up onto my bed and just watched me play games with a look of curiosity on its face, though it would never recognize you as its owner it is still a pretty cool spiderbro
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#92 - not all of them were black, but they didnt do bath salts. they…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on fuck this shit +5
#93 - konradkurze (01/22/2014) [-]
#61 - i had a rabbit named tango. he died when he got his face eaten…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on fuck this shit +2
User avatar #72 - konradkurze (01/22/2014) [-]
let me guess

the other rabbits were black and on bath salts?
User avatar #92 - somekornchick (01/22/2014) [-]
not all of them were black, but they didnt do bath salts. they did inject 8 marajuwanas though. marajuwanas are dangerous.
#93 - konradkurze (01/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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