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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:Australia
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Content Ranking:#5741
Comment Ranking:#7232
Highest Content Rank:#5580
Highest Comment Rank:#3491
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#149 - what? 06/13/2013 on What? +7
#9 - oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +1
#3 - what is the origin of this meme? did the guy kill his kids or …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on The house was too warm. +2
#15 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Movie stepfather/step dad so in FJ its a ref to our dearly beloved OP
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (06/11/2013) [-]
I think it's just because he looks like a serial killer
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (06/11/2013) [-]
oh. okay! thankyou fuzzyballs
#21 - i live in australia. the first time i was bitten by a spider w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on a hard game +1
User avatar #26 - badboycoen (06/10/2013) [-]
I must be really safe, because here, because the worst thing that has happened to me was once a spider fell on my dick when i was a small child.
User avatar #22 - breadbasket (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, gotta really watch out for those "dropbears."
#33 - when i saw harry potter 6, i was put on the side right up the … 06/10/2013 on For the summer movies... 0
#73 - i can relate to some extent. my mum gave me a bowl cut in grad… 06/10/2013 on Because reasons 0
#14 - i was about to ask about the iron knee one. im not a clever man. 06/08/2013 on Too much irony +3
#33 - the only thing that really scares me is mike's junk. 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams 0
#21 - what about the chick who does vocals for archenemy?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on "metal" chicks +3
#26 - deadadventurer (06/07/2013) [-]
Well I did put a usually at the end of my statement. There are always exceptions.
#375 - in 'straya, we call it fizzy drink, cos it's fizzy, and it's a drink. 06/06/2013 on Muricà +2
#106 - he was dead the whole time!? i haven't seen that movie yet 06/06/2013 on Title 0
#12 - i see condoms on the box of roll-ups. 06/03/2013 on Realistic candy names +1
#74 - if my arm did that i would pretend to be a t-rex. 06/03/2013 on Like a tetris block 0
#231 - i've never heard the term 'twin tails'. i've always said piggy tails. 06/03/2013 on Anime Hairstyles With... 0
#36 - fan made manga.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on summary of manga +5
User avatar #40 - huffe (06/01/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #39 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #45 - chaossniper (06/01/2013) [-]
hentai most of the time
User avatar #47 - zeroxnight (06/01/2013) [-]
yes
#46 - gamerjjl (06/01/2013) [-]
Lol what?
#17 - i know boys with those same names. i also know a guy named mon…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Texting a boy? +7
User avatar #70 - arteryassasin (06/01/2013) [-]
i know a kid named random. hes an odd one too.
User avatar #133 - hammarhead (06/01/2013) [-]
I know of two twins named lemonjello and orangejello.

And they are pronounced LeMONjello and OrANjello.
#2 - tsunamis are my greatest fear.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Clouds pretending to be a... +4
User avatar #10 - killinkyle (05/29/2013) [-]
Rest easy knowing the 'tsunamis' you see in shows are a physical impossibility.

At most, the tide will rise really quickly, and you are only fucked if you are a special kind of stupid/physically disabled.
User avatar #14 - lolwtfme (05/29/2013) [-]
I cant swim,yeah.. I would be fucked
User avatar #17 - osimonmagus (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, if there is ever a major disaster off the coast of wherever you live (i.e. earthquake) then just go the opposite way. Don't be that idiot who goes out to the beach to "watch it come". If you see the tides receding very quickly...that means you stayed too long and deserve to earn your Darwin award.
#8 - tentaquil has deleted their comment.
#6 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
i hope your greatest fear doesnt come crashing down on you.
User avatar #5 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
Well, they say that you're 10X more likely to wake up with what your afraid of in bed next to you....in your case, I don't see how that's physically possible.

Also, if this statistic has any merit at all, I'd like it known that I am terrified of every Victoria's Secret model!
#4 - blacktothefuture (05/29/2013) [-]
I understand your fear. I'm scared of big waves.
#9 - tentaquil (05/29/2013) [-]
#3 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
you don't know how much joy i got from your avatar
#23 - if i had cancer, i'd go as a penis for halloween.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on My Sisters Keeper +2
User avatar #28 - awesomedewd (05/27/2013) [-]
There are enough body-sized penis costumes, just get one!
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (05/27/2013) [-]
why wait? just shave your fucking head and face
#381 - what the **** are you doing darkish blue name!? 05/27/2013 on Tweets +1
#48 - erect nipples  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on I beg to differ +3
#49 - mastercolossus (05/25/2013) [-]
how is that awkward? i think its sexy.
#78 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #85 - wersand (05/25/2013) [-]
So do you mean that erect nipples are sexy, or that you think it's awkward to have erect nipples because he thinks they are sexy?
#21 - what if we've been saying it wrong this whole time and his nam…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on PRECIPITATE! 0
#28 - electrictroll (05/24/2013) [-]
The name he gave himself is "The Doctor".
Doctor who is the question.
#48 - the panels on the left show what he said when he first met ros… 05/23/2013 on Feels +1
#78 - ... i dont know 05/23/2013 on Milking a cow 0
#14 - im in the habit of calling every cow i see 'stephan.' not as a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Milking a cow +3
User avatar #48 - stallwallwriter (05/22/2013) [-]
...why?
User avatar #78 - somekornchick (05/23/2013) [-]
... i dont know
#56 - what about that book with grover; 'the monster at the end of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Holy shit this needs to happen +1
#69 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh my god you just opened up one of the best memories that I had forgotten.

Thank you.
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#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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