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somekornchick

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Australia
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#6455 - nope. just a bunch of nokias. 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#6449 - **somekornchick rolls 6,131**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#6455 - somekornchick (07/07/2014) [-]
nope. just a bunch of nokias.
#2008 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#7009 - **somekornchick rolls 525,431,943** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#32 - my 3 year old niece has that same train. 07/01/2014 on friendzone is magic +15
#2350 - **somekornchick rolled user makotoitou ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#16 - Got Any Yaks? 06/30/2014 on God Always Yugoslavia +3
#96 - ironic how a crucifix is supposed to stop them from getting nailed... 06/28/2014 on Anti masturbation sillyness 0
#74 - on year 8 camp, i was brushing dirt into a bullant hole, and s… 06/28/2014 on Australia 0
#2237 - **somekornchick rolled image ** 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#17 - here's a metal dog for your metal goat  [+] (13 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Haaaaiiiilllll Satan! +71
User avatar #19 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
It may look kind of like a Rottweiler on steroids mixed with an enraged rabid Grizzly Bear, but it is actually a Tibetan Mastiff for anyone who might be interested.

I used to know someone with one called Zodd. He was fucking enormous. His girlfriend, another Tibetan Mastiff, wasn't nearly as big as him but she could kick his ass.
#36 - anonexplains (06/24/2014) [-]
I have a tibetan mastiff. Female. And the thing is that in nature females are actually the bigger ones.

One explanation I've heard is that the male is very aggressive, so the female is larger as a sort of protection.
User avatar #44 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
It would appear you are incorrect.
According to official websites regarding the breed, average Tibetan Mastiff males are 26 to 29 inches at the withers; and average females are 24 to 27 inches at the withers.
#40 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
Well in this case, the female is definitely smaller...and just a little bit bossier.
#41 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
#42 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
#43 - Dember (06/24/2014) [-]
and if all else fails when trying to settle a dispute in your relationship, just bite your boyfriend in the genitals...
#97 - grimmwaters (06/24/2014) [-]
Ruh-Roh
#123 - Jameshaich (06/24/2014) [-]
Every single one of these images have been hilarious

#85 - bagofshit (06/24/2014) [-]
#37 - anonexplains (06/24/2014) [-]
the fact that egg production pulls lots of nutrients from the female's body, so a larger female can handle the loss better than one that would be smaller.
#38 - anonexplains (06/24/2014) [-]
but dogs dont lay eggs.
User avatar #90 - nurples (06/24/2014) [-]
you might wanna go back to high school and learn about the reproductive systems
#9 - im going fishing for the first time with my man in a week. any…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Dogfish 0
#15 - auryn (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes, don't.
#12 - anonexplains (06/18/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
#10 - anonexplains (06/18/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#43 - Picture 06/18/2014 on She is actually Shredder. +13
#161 - what about caulrophilia; a sexual attraction to clowns. 06/18/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 0
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#91 - cos im lazy as **** 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#178 - i have a clown fetish 06/16/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 2 +1
#30 - ...what kind of pie?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on (untitled) +8
#116 - newdevyx (06/12/2014) [-]
Creampie.
#57 - anonexplains (06/12/2014) [-]
Dick Pie
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#295 - oh goodness  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... +1
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#292 - what was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... 0
User avatar #294 - alekksandar (06/10/2014) [-]
toe split in two all the way to the ankle
User avatar #295 - somekornchick (06/10/2014) [-]
oh goodness
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#3 - it's a lie-n 06/09/2014 on FWP's +1
#11 - i know a kid who went to pick up a toy on an escalator, and go… 06/08/2014 on Laces 0
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#39 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Whoa.... we're both 24 yr old bitches who are some kind of chick.... cray
User avatar #40 to #39 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
close... but im only 24 on funnyjunk
User avatar #41 to #40 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
oooOOOO I see..... how come? will you tell me your secret?
User avatar #42 to #41 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
made the account when i was 14 and now im 17. almost 18 though... dont tell admin
User avatar #43 to #42 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
Ok I won't I promise!

While I'm here I see you like korn obviously.... are you a fan of slipknot too?
User avatar #44 to #43 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
well i dont dislike slipknot. i never really got into them though.
User avatar #45 to #44 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
O geez I love em! When I was your age.... I was all about Slipknot lol
I still am I guess :p Anyways I was just curious!
User avatar #46 to #45 - somekornchick (02/23/2015) [-]
they played here in Melbourne at soundwave last night. i didnt go, but a friend of mine did. he said the roar in the crowd when they came on stage was deafening!
User avatar #47 to #46 - justsomechickyo (02/23/2015) [-]
o man I bet! I've had tickets to go at least 3 times and I've still never seen them live, and it ******* kills me man.... and I've seen every other ******* band there is to see, but damn the world works in mysterious ways sometimes....

Once I got caught sneaking out of my house, then when I was old enough to go on my own they've cancelled two shows I was going to see :/
User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#11 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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