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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Australia
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#11 - Comment deleted 04/17/2014 on OH SHIT NIGGA 0
#74 - kick ass was pretty good...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Nicholas 0
User avatar #81 - clemley (04/17/2014) [-]
leaving las Vegas?
#633 - that was fun! 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +2
#39 - eew! worst ive ever had in my room is maggots, but this!?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Time to clean your room! +12
#57 - deathklokiller (04/17/2014) [-]
just remember to get RID of the body after you kill him
User avatar #43 - pocketstooheavy (04/17/2014) [-]
+1 for Ofdensen
#3 - the city of melbourne, australia, was founded by batman. 04/16/2014 on the batcave +11
#32 - i've seen the picture a million times, but i only just realise… 04/16/2014 on A silly comp V2 +4
#4 - my chemistry tutor at school asked my class to write 1000 word…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on acid +57
#47 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
>Acid
>Melts

You wot
#46 - pointlessroller (04/15/2014) [-]
Jesus that's some fast acting acid. What did you use, xenomorph blood?
#39 - chasboh (04/15/2014) [-]
#155 - black black dammit past me!! 04/15/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#6 - the dude who voiced Chef left after the scientology episode ai… 04/15/2014 on South Park Facts Part 2 0
#126 - when i was much younger, i thought they were born with it and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Tradition +7
#252 - desacabose (04/14/2014) [-]
Maybe it's maybelline
#13 - as the owner of a bunny this makes me sad. 04/11/2014 on Suicide Rabbit 0
#16 - noone ever screws up my annoying hard to spell last name, but … 04/11/2014 on Squidward 0
#2054 - i was molested in grade 2, and now im afraid of wearing anythi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#2055 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
That sucks, I got a lot of respect for ladies that dress modestly in today's day and age.
Sorry to hear what you went through though.
#528 - well half the people are hot aussie babes, the other half is b… 04/11/2014 on 'Want' VS. 'Do NOT Want' -... 0
#376 - i wouldnt mind an 'Australian' do want /do not want  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on 'Want' VS. 'Do NOT Want' -... 0
User avatar #430 - jnovuse (04/11/2014) [-]
Like Animals? Bugs? Or people? Please 'splain
User avatar #528 - somekornchick (04/11/2014) [-]
well half the people are hot aussie babes, the other half is bogan women with no teeth.
theres happy adorable possums, and then theres terrifying spiders and male platypie, and deadly snakes. also theres koalas, and theres drop bears. theres beach weather with bikini babes, and then theres 'dont go outside your innards will boil' weather. theres kevin rudd, and then theres tony abbot. theres finding nemo, and then theres deadly sharks and stingrays. theres country boys with a tan and no shirt with muscles, and then theres the fat country guy with the creepy moustache and beer. theres vb, and then theres cola. i could go on!
#160 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Just saiyan... +42
#75 - your mommas so ugly, she has difficulties in attracting a mate! 04/06/2014 on Yo mama 0
#40 - i never get cake on my birthday 04/02/2014 on Mmm..soggy cake anyone? 0
#309 - This is Purdy 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures 0
#307 - and this is dexter 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures 0
#108790 - hello all, i have a school project on the justice behind a cas…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #108831 - indulge (03/29/2014) [-]
I think life in solitary confinement would've been suitable
#44 - when the water finally comes out of your ear after swimming. 03/27/2014 on Best Non-Sexual Sensations 0
#16 - nope! an actual sale. got red dead redemption undead night…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on BLAME IT ON MY ADD, BABY. 0
User avatar #32 - fitemeirlbro (03/19/2014) [-]
i got it for about that much at a yard sale
#109 - oooh. sorry! i thought you meant it was **** on o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Dead comp 0
User avatar #110 - threadcreator (03/18/2014) [-]
Korn III was alright. I bought that one as soon as it came out. I guess I'm more of an old school fan.
#107 - cant help but agree with you. there were a few song on 'life i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Dead comp 0
User avatar #108 - threadcreator (03/18/2014) [-]
no I meant life is peachy is really great
because it defecates on other korn albums
User avatar #109 - somekornchick (03/18/2014) [-]
oooh. sorry! i thought you meant it was shit on other albums.
Korn III was my favourite album.
User avatar #110 - threadcreator (03/18/2014) [-]
Korn III was alright. I bought that one as soon as it came out. I guess I'm more of an old school fan.
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User avatar #37 - thatoneolddog ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
what do you think of Korn's "Never Never" ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - somekornchick (12/11/2014) [-]
i like the beat, and the flow of it is nice, but im not so fond of the lyrics, or the music video. the lyrics seem too cliche, and simple.
User avatar #17 - aerosol (12/04/2014) [-]
Hello?
#18 to #17 - somekornchick (12/04/2014) [-]
hello.
i added you because there you posted a comment saying you're a swimmer, and i too am a swimmer, so we can compare times and achievements, if thats hunkey-dorey
User avatar #19 to #18 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
What's your best 100 time?
User avatar #20 to #19 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in my club, we only do 50m times
and my best time for that is 31 seconds (freestyle)
whats your 200m IM time? and whats the longest distance youve done?
#21 to #20 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Longest in a meet or in practice?
My fastest 50 is 26 seconds
git gud
User avatar #22 to #21 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
in a meet.
Do you belong to a club? or is it a whenever thing to you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
The longest I've ever done is a 200.
I swam for my Highschool swim team but I still like to do a little practice to stay sharp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
Whats your longest distance overall? any KM swims?
#25 to #24 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?   
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.   
<basically our entire team when it was over
Wait, how many KM's we talkin here?
Our coach made us do 100 100's without stopping once.
<basically our entire team when it was over
#26 to #25 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
we do KM swims in my swim club. We have 3, 5, 7, and 10 KM swims, and then a 5 hour swim to do as many laps as we can, and all are non stop

i've only done my 5KM swim so far, soo yeah. less than you, i think...

Man im out of shape
User avatar #27 to #26 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
That's actually really good. The mile is the longest I've ever seen anyone else swim.

So do people just sit there and count laps for 5 hours or is that not how it works?
User avatar #28 to #27 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
our coaches sit in chairs at the end of the lane and count them for us. then we get a certificate, trophy, and a t-shirt, cus we're special little snowflakes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
Idk I think I'd have earned a ******* trophy for going 5 hours non-stop.

Ever do any relay races?
User avatar #30 to #29 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
sometimes. we have a set schedule for every week.
I do them at the annual school swimming carnival, but i dont really like it, since i dont trust other people so much.

do you have an IM time?
#31 to #30 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.    
   
I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.   
   
Everyone just looks at you like
If I do I can't remember. I wasn't much of a distance swimmer though so it's probably not great.

I loved relays because I got along really well with the people I was paired up with. We had one every meet and there were only a few guys on our team so we were together for pretty much the whole season. It does suck when you end up being the slowest person though.

Everyone just looks at you like
User avatar #32 to #31 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
but hey, the slow ones make you look better!
#33 to #32 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
lol, yeah they do.   
   
During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.   
   
I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
lol, yeah they do.

During the summer I would do a swim program that was run by another school. They were a public school and were top notch at sports in general. They even had one of the nicest pools in our district. I felt like a complete casual, but in the winter I went back to my schools filthy Catholic school peasant team.

I NEVER FELT SO STRONG!
#34 to #33 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
noone in my year level at my school swims, so i kill in the school events. but then i get to regionals, and oh god why.
theres a swimming pool in my town i go to all year around, except for the school holidays when they close. then i have to travel like, half an hour to a pool open to the public. ew.
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (12/05/2014) [-]
My freshman year, our team hoodies said "When global warming floods the earth only the swimmers will survive".

But it seems like most people just don't give a **** about swimming .
User avatar #36 to #35 - somekornchick (12/05/2014) [-]
how long have you been a swimmer?
#12 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
u r dum
User avatar #13 to #12 - somekornchick (07/20/2014) [-]
that hurt my feelings.
#14 to #13 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - aussieftw (06/01/2014) [-]
Good news, we're friends now.
User avatar #9 - somekornchick (04/01/2013) [-]
today, i'm a bluename. thankyou DJ 4DM1N!
#6 - commentremoved (09/01/2012) [-]
Why won't you be my frand?
Why won't you be my frand?
#5 - cortas (04/20/2012) [-]
Korn ftw.
#4 - FJisGAY (03/14/2012) [-]
Just got to say your profile pic is the best thing ever
User avatar #1 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your name when i tried logging in, they don't have an ROC Zeeland in Australia, do they?
User avatar #2 to #1 - somekornchick (02/02/2012) [-]
ROC zeeland?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Casman (02/02/2012) [-]
I take that as a no, thanks for your time.
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